he was concerned he was going to
be a shitty parent a shitty father for
not taking care of what he should
he was concerned he was going to
be a shitty parent a shitty father for
not taking care of what he should
seemed he landed on the moon anwha
he groped wasnt green cheese
All fingers and thumbs reminded
him of thickfingered fatfingered work trades vocations
if he didnt he wouldnt have seen
them
they didnt visit
a tax he assessed them because
they remained
Hmm I might just have to try it in for size
Moneys where your mouth is, doll.
I am.
Are you familiar with their
song You Better You Bet
Shit, you seem always to come up
with an appropriate song for the moment, like they’ve been waiting to be queued
up.
Oh stop, you’re killing me.
Thats my intention Im regarding the obscene twinkle in your eye
You have a lot of art on your
walls.
Thank you
Your collection is varied,
photographs, photographs that I thought were paintings, oils, watercolours,
newspaper frontpages.
I appreciate you acknowledge News
as art
Two have fingerprint smudges on
them.
Yes.
Yours?
One South Viets Surrender Kennedy Slain are my Maws Yare perceptive
Thank you, all your pieces are captivating, they're not just wallhangings, decorative.
Thatd be a wastehuh
Yes. Some people hang art, others
hang decorations . . his voice trailed off
Not that theres anything wrong
with that you were going to say
Yes. I was.
That’s true, very true, it begs to
be said.
I didn’t only because you stepped
on my lines, were reading ahead from the script.
Yah Sorry about that chief
Get Smart.
Ah picks up on allusionscaught it on re-runshuh I knew I liked you despite your lousy taste
in professional football teamsthe 49ers
Christ
You ought to speak, da Bears.
I have a reason
Let’s hear your excuse.
No Reason
I have a reasonI was born in Chicago
I submit, in California, any California team is legitimate.
So youd allow born in Chicago is possibly more than legit
Where you going with this?
Did you just it goes without saying me
I suppose I did.
Fine This is going to my reason for being a Bears
fan all my lifeI was watching them at my
uncles knees between their hands at the coffee tabletheir sweating cans of beer
cigarettes and cigars smouldering in big glass ashtrays
Very descriptive; on with it.
Every child born in Chicago is inoculated made a Bears fan It happens in states back East Never did catch on much west of the
Mississippi though there are pocketsusually college teams Say the Sooners Although prevalent in Texas even for high school
teams
You’re so full of shit.
Nah he pulled his short sleeve up on his left arm
and showed him where he scarred he didnt
tell him it was DPThe wouldnt have known
DPT vaccinations were discontinued before he was born
Well, shit, that looks like that
hurt.
he watched expressions tumble
under the skin of his facehe was trying to figure out if he was being serious
or not
So which pieces on the wall
attracted you attention the most
My favorites?
Favourites Favourite
Yes
Do you know the story behind the painting?
I do Thats Tajs painting
You knew the artist?
In a manner of speaking
In a manner of speaking, how do
you mean? Seems either you did or didn’t.
Taj was an elephant She died about seven years back My eldest daughter was an elephant trainershe
knew Taj I knew Taj only from the times
I visited the animal park where my daughter worked with her
I don’t know that I see anything
in it.
Yare perceptive
I’m on the spot, what do you see?
When I tell you youll kick yourself Its I think as plain as the nose on your face
Do tell.
The red oil top to bottom offset right Im giving you a hint
he was upsetting him with his hints Would you just please say? I don’t like this
hinting game.
Sorry I do apologise On rare occasion people have seen it
It’s an abstract, I’m not good with
abstract; I prefer figurative pieces, landscapes, you have those
too.
I do Although you werent drawn to them as much as Tajs
Yes. That is true. Would you say
what you see?
Of course The red figure can you see it as a figure the
earsthe eyes – he pointed to them – the short armsthe longer legs the trunk
Oh my God.
You see
I do. A self-portrait. Taj,
standing erect, as a human being. The purple . . elongations . her tusks . . shes shed.
You see
he was heading to San Diego out
of Portlandheading down the 5
Buttonwillow was as good a place as
any to stop stretch his legs get a bite on
the shoulder of the road as he exited he saw a weathered shingle that
advertised a pupuseriaWha
the hell was that sounded exotic he missed whose pupuseria
he found it Titas just the name warmed his heart
then inside their curtido warmed
the rest of him
he started to soften like heated wax
Diego could wait for tomorrow it was growing dark hed spend the night the Bueno Vista Motel was right up his alley
clerk told him he lucked out one room had come open earlier that
afternoon the tenant died I
thought you should know.
I appreciate that Did heexcuse me or she die
in bed
No. In the bathroom.
In the tub or shower
No. Found her on the floor.
Was she on the floor long
No. Neighbors next door heard a
thud, they knew her, rapped on the door, when she didn’t answer they got me.
Ill take it for the night
We rent by the week.
the clerk smiled wolfishly
You had someone do a cursory
cleaningyah Fresh sheets blanket towels
washcloth Yah
Yes. Would you like a bar of soap?
I appreciate your
hospitality he said as he unfolded a
Ulysses from a fold of bills he carried in his front pocket I carry my own
the clerk took the 50
I dont suppose you want me to
sign your ledger but Ill need a receipt You wont have to sign in blood
the clerk scribbled on a Bueno
Vista notepad and handed it to him
the clerk signed it and handed it
back to him
Lemme see your ID Rafael looks like Rafaelgot a tagger flair to
it I know my signature has a similar flair
the clerk seemed reticent
The 50s real I just wanna make sure yare not a mirage or a
spooka ghost
the clerk went the billfold in
his back pocket opened it showed him his Mexican ID a matricula consular
Thank you Rafael Yaknow that cards no longer acceptable as ID in
California A recent law But why would you be carrying it if it wasnt you Right
Okay, you say, gringo.
You know Titas?
I hadnt but I saw their sign
exiting the highway Delicious Asked an employee and she told me about
youthat maybe you might have a room
You could have said that earlier.
Wha an miss our tete-a-tete achieve détente
I dont know what you’re talking
about.
That one of us does is
plenty A bar
You saw the packaged goods store.
Liquor there. In Shafter, not walking distance, Foxy Lady, halfhour.
Is it worth the roll Ive been on
the road all day
Brother the kindest Rafael had been It’s worth the roll he tossed him the keys Number 9.
he thought to himself Well
shit Hendrix Beatles The stars have aligned
Appreciate that amigo
they both started laughing
You’re welcome, gringo.
illuminated Gulf Corporation signs over the door once upon a time in another galaxy a long ago he hustled them two brightpink capsules on their sideone over the other Foxy Lady in script over COCKTAILS
going through the door he saw they
had a pool table money was being held and
not small money he might be able to pay
for his room his gas his trip dependent
on if theyd play him
the barmaid approached him
she wasnt attractivewasnt homely she
was however built Mickey Spillane built she
had a fine First Person nose wide eyeshed have to pump her about the her
freckles he had a soft spota hard on for
freckles
Jess I see youll be my cocktail waitress this
evening
I am.
Sensational Have a house specialty you might recommend
Care for a Bloody Mary, they’re made
with tequila.
halfway through his second Bloody
Mary Jess admitted she asked the bartender also a woman to pour him heavy he asked if he could buy her a drink most
places hed been had allowed it until recently
or vacation in Diego with him
see where things went
Are you a betting girl Jess
I am.
Lets flip a coin
walking towards each other he
pointed to her breasts and said Ill take
two of those
she lit up colour flashed in her cheeks they were fast friends it
might have been love at-first-sight
she was a beauty
his wife perhapsaccordingly was upset
Baby he said taking her chin
between his thumb and bent indexfinger Im here I did nothing untoward
Nah Ill never get in trouble I love you You have to admit there are beautiful and handsome people throughout the
world Aint a damn thing wrong admitting
an attraction or that someone turned your
head
About fucking time
Maybe. On my flight I was upgraded to First Class. A
beautiful man sat across the aisle from me. He bought me a drink.
Yare a beautiful woman If I wasnt married and you were sitting
across the aisle from me Id buy you a drink too
I was in the concourse when he came
out of the jetway. I pointed him out to a Mickey, she wasnt upgraded, sat
in coach. She said she thought he was beautiful too.
Love it Two married women finally admitting to each
other that they found a man other than their husbands attractive
Sometimes you’re too
enthusiastic, babe.
Its human nature We have eyes
Yes we do.
Then we agree
I hate agreeing with you.
You do particularly regarding sexuality
Regarding your appetite.
Im hungry for youyare a beautiful
shapely woman How could I not be
So you say.
So Ive always said since before we
became monogamous
Monogamous, who says that; monogamous?
Me Yawanme to say before we went steady Christ
Yes. True. No argument there.
Correct You had come out of a bad relationship You were dating I hadnt been in a serious relationship for
three years was playin the field
Anyway.
And
What do you mean . . and?
Sowha
What do you mean so what?
He could have exited into the arms of another woman Fuckin enjoy the fact that your head was turned Dont be so staidso fuckin religious Your parents did ya no favors
Oh, your parents did?
Yup No religion an my Maw washed my cum-stained
sheets
1756, Friday the Thirteenth 2020
1707, Friday the Thirteenth 2020
Drumpf has become superannuated
See, see he crieshe agrees I’m Superannuated! . . I’m Super . what? I am
. . who knows what that means?
“an employee is deemed to be superannuated upon reaching the proper age or as a result of an infirmity.”
Funny
Thought you’d enjoy that, you’re
one of few people I know who can take a joke. Sorry for interrupting. What were
you thinking?
I was thinking of those menthe
white supremacists the FBI thwarted who were plotting to kidnap try and execute
Michigan governor Gretchen Whitmer
That was a month ago. Why were
you thinking of them?
Well it occurred to me Drumpf is their Great Leaderyah
Yes.
Theyd do anything in their power
to keep him in office
Ah . . obviously.
Its occurred to me being militia membershanging on every word and
lie Drumpf spewed it seems unlikely they
cast their ballots early utilised their mail-in vote
Six are facing federal charges another seven facing state charges
Drumpf lost thirteen votes
Why were you thinking of that?
he didnt go do to the mailbox
until after nightfall
eunuchs can hide and excel in
entourages
heading down to the mailbox – he
didnt realise it at the time -- turning around from the empty box in the
middle of the street were all five of
his outdoor feral cats
the puss on their pusses was
“Whadafuck ya doin?”
entourages are made up of rascals
he liked his having four legs
he trusted them more
Humpty Drumpty had a great fall
All the Kings horses and all the Kings men
1711, Day-between-Two-Ts, 11 11.
20
were creatures of senses at least five
why be diminutive
why kowtow
submissive