South Dakota governor Kristi Noem guns down her fourteen month old dog Cricket in a gravel pit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jl7k6SwG-pY

perhaps she ought to take the untrainable illmannered former president pheasant hunting

1416,  Sunday,  28  4. 24

   cougar

           maybe somebody thought theyd have some fun at her expense

he studiedwas a quick study her countenanceWRONG

                                                       the joke would be on them

theyd given her an aluminum water bottle  emblazoned on it in a black cursive font

COUGAR

her nutbrown hair was shoulderlength woven with strands of grey didnt strike him shed dye it quiet confidence

she sat erect shoulders squaredYAH a cougar

hed not make a play

shed be interested in younger men as he was interested in younger women

                                                                                needed partners who could keep up 

if they tangled theyd kill each other

as the flight attendant neared he leaned the book he was reading Tidhars A Man Lies Dreaming against his chest

Could I buy you a drink

turning left to face him the setting sun coming through the porthole colouring her facehighlighting her freckles

                                                                                                                  You could.

Thank you.

she ordered a double scotch neat

took the words out of his mouth

                                   still

hed not make a play

smiling they tapped plastic lips

Skal.

Na zdrowie

sipped

        returned to their reading

nearing 8,  Reggaefriday,  12  4. 24

1046,  Sunday,  28  4. 24

he was watching the Korean scifi Parasyte: The Grey

early in the first episode a man leaves the bathroom and shuts the door behind him

                                                                                         twisted him

Who shuts a bathroom door

a closed bathroom door in a private residence it wasis respected ya don go rappin on itcryin Yawanna hurry it along

a petpeeve

             his

theyre individually particular

cat shits outside a clean catbox

dogs bay in daylight

                        anticipating the moon twelve hours laterDon think so

No

    why some homeowners have small backyards

seek to irritate their next door neighbours who work from home

because they arent they cant

                               they harbour resentment are sshhh passive aggressive

their dogs sarcastic

listen to them bark  howl

not truly enthusiastic

theyve been put up to it

theyve been had by treats that are administered when their masters return like clockwork

punch out at five

home by fivethirty

                   Good dogs. Rile the neighbour?

had he been a neighbour

                           dogs would be steaks on his barbecue

like if he died

his cats would eat him

thats just common sense

heard said a dog wouldnt do that

                                    itd starve

thats shit

push come to shove

theyd eat

hed eat

wouldnt killem

but freshdead

Steak tartare baby

didnt draw lines

four legs two legs crawling swimming flying

                                               animals

no sympathy

had knives cleavers steel put in his hands when he was young

butchery in his blood

learned to carve prime cuts

   he did say twisted him

    

1934,  day-between-2-Ts,  24  4. 24

2327,  Saturday,  27  4. 24

Stones  Sympathy for the Devil  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THBNIolPYWU

he thoughtdanced back and forth in his head whether or not to postPRESS the Supreme Courts hearing of formers SHIT immunity whine

                  the Court shouldnt have heard it

then it preferred hypotheticalsALITO “I’m going to talk about this in the abstract.” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ja9M_XRxHI to the flesh and blood actuality of what transpired on January6

                                                                                         an insurrection

SCREW IT

            he listened in realtime to the two hours and forty minutes

what should have happened in country was that employers should have heeled their operations piped into their confines paid their employees to listen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ex87haMPB5s

1537,  Saturday,  27  4. 24

https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2024/04/samuel-alito-supreme-court-trump-immunity/

Zappa  The Mothers of Invention  Trouble Every Day  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFNkacckLBU

Glenn Kirschner  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-991s-yyHU

he was listening to Ali Velshi discuss circumstances fake electors with Arizonas Secretary of State Adrian Fontes regarding election integrity not Republicans phonyfullofshit election integrity  so many election deniers

                                                                                                               pure assholes

while they viedvolleyed back and forth as their dialogue continued Arizona snuck into his ears not as Arizona

                                                                                                                    rather Errorzona

the errors fake electors made needs to be triedneeds  punishment determined

HELD ACCOUNTABLE

simple

        when he crossed lines he accepted responsibility

thats how the games played

“Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time.”

                                                Baretta said so

a fictional television undercover detective played by actor Robert Blake

                                                                          who later in life was charged with the shooting death of his wife Bonny Lee Bakley – married nine times prior – and found Not Guilty whereby the Los Angeles District Attorney Stephen Cooley remarked that Blake was “a miserable human being” the jurors were “incredibly stupid” to fall for defences claims

pursuant to a civil case enjoined by Bakleys three children Blake was found liable for the wrongful death of his wife and ordered to pay $30 million he appealed the appeals case upheld the finding however reduced the assessment to $15 million

Blake filed bankruptcy

   the fake Errorzona electors will not have that Out

Blake died

theres that

     

1219,  Saturday,  27  4. 24

Errorzona  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BL5Frka1tbo

cloud shadows drifted lazilyamicably across an enormous turned field beside the highway

a little girl sat on the backbench of her parents sedan

                                                              BS  Before Seatbelts

she was admiring how the clouds were fashioning shadow bunnies shadow birds bear cubs barking dogs openmouthed geese on the clots of earth

she watched in earnest

   realising their shadowplay was being watched the clouds chuckled

one was inclined  the others nodded Have at it

                                                        it fashioned a tremblingshadow of an erect cock 

the little girls eyes bugged

                           shed foundseen black and white photographs her father kept in his garage workbench

closing her eyes she began to cry

her motherturning on her hip from the front bench asked

                                                            What’s wrong, honey?

all the little girl could do was point out the window at the field

her mother looked

                    she saw the writhing cock

   she felt a PANG a TICKLE between her legs

through the windshield a clouds shadowhand nudged her lap

                                                                 strummed  heartstrings heating

she put her hand on top of it

                              began rubbing between her legs

her daughter continuing to weep couldnt stop looking at the nowthrobbing cock

Daddy looked over at Mommy

                                Jesus baby

she had put her hand up her skirt

   he felt a PANG a TICKLE between his legs

through the windshield a feminine shadowhand lay on his lap

   Mommy.

she didnt answer

   Daddy.

he didnt answer

rubbing the tears from her eyes with the heels of her hands she grasped the back of the seat pulled herself up stood leaned forward over it between her parents

   she didnt write about that at school What I Did for Spring Break.

1954,  Saturday,  6  4. 24

1219, Reggaefriday,  26  4. 24

finger/hand shadows  https://sellerbmk.pics/product_details/9246205.html

Montell Jordan  This Is How We Do It  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hiUuL5uTKc

casting a glance across the street at the opposite corner he asked

                                                                      They makin a statement

Making a . . . what are you talking about? Who?

Across the street

she looked
             she looked confused    What?

The tree The rock

looking again she saw that the redwoods trunk was looselywrapped up to a reaching height yellow plastic tape on the ground angled off before it near the curb a sharpbroken goodsized granite boulder also strung

Says on the tree Do Not Cross On the rock Crime Scene

                                                            Cop tape  Houseowner a cop

I’ve no idea. I haven’t seen this before.

Not before

             he stoppedthey stopped walking

No.

When I last visited they were bound ifya can call tha bound not restraining Sampson Prometheus chained liver noshed

she shook her head Samson? Prometheus?

You woudnt say

No I wouldn’t.

Then Im happy I did

                        Whas the statement

Does there need to be a statement?

Arts a statement

Art?

      You think that’s art?

I think its a display of some sort

                                     It can be art

I think that’s a stretch.

Lets stretch gimme a statement

she looked him in the face

                             You’re serious?

I am

       Call it a stretch of the imagination

Ill call it bondage inanimate bondage makin sure they don run off in the middle of the night

Bondage?

Or tape excess tape leftover the end of the roll that they the owner chose not to let to go to waste to incite minds attract an fix wandering eyes

                        Ponder

   No.  Nothing.

                    Can we go?

Not inspired huh

No.

    But we know it doesn’t take much for you. Easily entertained.

I am

          Thank you for stopping with me

she grabbed his jackets lapel tippytoed kissed himgave him a peck

Whastha for

There’s more where that came from when we get to your place.

he laughedacted like he was going to cross the street

                                                         What? Where you going?

Untie the rock free it use the tape on you

It says Do Not Cross it's talking to you.  And you do not want to cross me.

Woud I be crossing you

I prefer your arms and hands and mouth.

he laughed

              Well then lets get going

0930,  Thursday,  11  4. 24

1049,  Reggaefriday,  26  4. 24

Journey  Any Way You Want It  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEpFf2towVU

. . . a vibrator Granville called it a percuteur However why a British physician woud give his device a French name means firing pin he chuckled I love this shit is beyond me  unless of coarse he might have been having a bit of fun at the expense of the Frenchwho can say

eyes rolling What brought this on?

   On  Really

still rolling Really.

Lemme think     Aah

                         Synched with Queen you sangalbeit quietly Im in love with my bidet

Was I?

You were  Yes

                  But I think it has more to do with stimulating your perineum than cleaning your ass

No.

   Yes Nothing wrong with tha who doesnt enjoy a good tonguelashing of their perineum

But wha aboot my balls

What?

Ahboot my balls

he laughed

             Your balls? What about ‘em?

Done with the bidet I imagine theyre sparkly waterybits gleaming by dawns early light  Aerosoled arseconsoled

What are you talking about?

Aboot my balls

                  Woudnt want toilet paper clinging Unsightly

Who would see?

                  Use a towel.

A washcloth

A washcloth.

Laundry

You’re cleaner.

More laundry

Yes.

   So you were unclean until recently

Not unclean.

Smeared

I wouldn’t say thatI’ll tell you what man.

                                              Try it.

Like Mikey Ill like it

shook his head  Maybe not. Because you’re a huge pain in the ass.

                                                                       I like it.

   You buy it

   No.  My wife did.

Ah

0942,  Thursday,  11  4. 24

0943,  Reggaefriday,  26  4. 24

Beach Boys  Good Vibrations   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eab_beh07HU

Mikey  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zw9vCyhUgaY

Aristotle intoned All knowledge comes from (firsthand) experience

                                                                      the story of life is empirical  systematic

reality is described as perceived by the senses

  1668

          Italian physician and scientist Francesco Redi of Pisa experimenting with flies determined  Omne vivum ex ovo

All life stems from the egg

which should have put to rest the question

                                              Which came first  The chicken or the egg

The Egg

Excuse me, but a chicken must lay the egg.

Yes After it hatched

a solemn invocation  a reading from The Book of Eels

                                                         Praise  Look into the eyes of an eel

Praise be

Come unto me Slither unto me   Slither fast on your slimy belly  unto me

beget The European eel  The Sargasso Sea

                                              larvae found but never an egg or eels spawning

1400,  Thursday,  11  4. 24

0833,  Thursday,  25  4. 24

https://ocean.si.edu/ocean-life/fish/origin-eels

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/the-utterly-engrossing-search-for-the-origin-of-eels-180980777/ 

Christ he muttered

                   although in the line ahead and behind him he was confident many Christs were being mangled in peoples mouths

                   also mangled

TSA  the Transportation Security Administration

after the strip show and screening he dressed Obrutha he was going to have to find himself suspenders without metal on them he yanked his pants up tucked in his shirt cinched his beltChrist

                                                                          sat  put on his shoes

the fella on the bench beside him was having a helluva timeChrist  he was struggling to put his shoes on

Woudya like to borrow my shoehorn

Your shoehorn?

Yes

     he handed it to him

adjusting his hornrimmed glasses I can’t believe you carry a plastic shoehorn.

I cant believe I still have to take off my shoes

1500,  Thursday,  11  4. 24

0750,  Thursday,  25  4. 24

Bush tells Americans to “. . . get down to Disney World in Florida” to help shore up the country’s hurting airlines  “Take your families and enjoy life the way we want to be enjoyed.”  https://www.vox.com/the-goods/22662889/september-11-anniversary-bush-spend-economy

20Sep ’01 “They hate our freedoms . . .”  the formation of the cabinet-level Office of Homeland Security

https://georgewbush-whitehouse.archives.gov/news/releases/2001/09/20010920-8.html

TSA  https://www.tsa.gov/history

before saying so he was humming I’m in Love with My Car by Queen

                                                                           Man, I’m in love with my bidet.

Really In love with it

I am.

First time I saw oneback in the Seventies I thought it was a drinking fountain a queer fountain but one nonetheless

Stop.

Im tellinya thas wha I thought

                                    Youre in love with it

I am.

Ive not used one

Haven’t had the opportunity?

No  Plenty of opportunities

So why not?

Not interested

If you used one . .

. . Id be wiping my ass with a towel rather than toilet paper

                                                                No thanks

You don’t know what you’re missing.

Youre in love

I am in love with my bidet.

Im in love with my balls

I’m ignoring you, it’s great for hemorrhoids.

I havent

I do.

Then irrigation sounds tremendously appealing

                                                       Tellya wha When I do I will

0841,  Thursday,  11  4. 24

1201,  day-between-2-Ts,  24  4. 24

Queen  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fj2kR6BczqM  

I’ll get on those Bloody Marys immediately. 

                                              the server walked away from the table

Neil was hosting

                  Lydia. Lydia. Lydia.

Wharya doin

Lydia. Lydia I’m trying to remember her name I don’t want to forget it I’m lousy with names.

Semantic memory

I’ve no idea what it’s called but I’m lousy at it.

So if you don repeat her name over and over until she returns youll forget

I will assuredly so. he sighed

                                   I’m really shit with names.

Whas her name

FUCK.

Ill remind you

                Lemme say this Itll trigger her name

You remember?

I do  I will

             All set

Hurry. She may be coming back with the Bloody Marys.

   Chlamydia

Jesus. Lydia.

Yes

     Aint gonna forget

I aint.

Here we go, gentlemen . .

. . For them not me Im not

she laughed

Thank you, Lydia. said Neil as he helped her hand drinks around the table

1030,  day-between-2-Ts,  10  4. 24

1120,  day-between-2-Ts,  24  4. 24

not that there was blame

                           rather 

the reason

Lavender

he dripped nine drops into the hot water filling the tub

                                                         was arrestingfreaking aromatic

always turned things in his head when he closed his eyes

through the window moonlight flooded the room

cyborg sex

hed had

no complaints

               although partners would only have known if they asked about the scars across his shoulder

at least half were perceptive or curious

scars mattering more than tattoos

                                    hed ask about them could care less about tats

cut  healed  flesh

                    meant more

cyborg  a portmanteau Oohlala do you speak French?   No  Wish I did  If I did I could probably talk you out of your panties   You could, definitely.   hmm  maybe hed learn French a portmanteau of cybernetic and organism a being with both organic and biomechatronic body parts

A complete arthroplasty

Arthroplasty?

Yah

Sounds kinda sexy.

Have I told you how much I enjoy you

Only laughing ribaldly  when you mouth isn’t full.

                                                      most of his partners were ribald

he was

        he attracted in kind not that he wouldnt make exceptions

cyborg was coined in ’60 Manfred Clynes Nathan S don forget the S Kline to contrast with biorobots and androids its applied to living organisms whose functions have been restored or enhanced by integration of some artificial component or technology

they insisted it rely on feedback

that his shoulder worked painlessly was plenty of feedback

No shit.

None

   So.

        I’m fuckin . .

. . An being fucked

By a cyborg.

Yes

That's hot I can’t wait to tell my girlfriends.

Spread it around

                     which was easier than stealing into Women’s Rooms and artfully graffitiing stall partitions

SEE: Elementary Cyborg Sex 101

 

2133,  2sday,  23  4. 24

1009,  day-between-2-Ts,  24  4. 24

Humble Pie  Black Coffee  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8z9wni2uzR8