bitchin Word out again

                              however

this time NOT for changing his textcreating nonsense or the sixteenth letter of the twentytwo lettered Hebrew alphabet  Ayin

                     gets that a lot

    this time

for not challenging red underlining  an obvious misspelling

                                                                 it occurred as the first word of a sentence spoken by a character

it would be capitalised

if he didnt edit virtually sentence by sentence it might have escaped him

not often one sees two Zs together

                                       theres snazzy  ya got dizzy fizzy fuzzy jazzy tizzy pizza

Snow Whites Seven darling Dwarves

    Miladys entourage

Hazzard looked  strange

he was sure he misspelled it

Googled it

had errored

               and why hadnt Word caught red underlined Hazzard  because . . .

technologies are bros think how they fuckedover the country last presidential election

                                                                                                Googles plausible deniability for Word was this

“While ‘Hazzard’ is a common misspelling, possibly due to confusion with names like the fictional The Dukes of Hazzard or its use as a surname, the standard English term is always spelled with a single ‘z’.”

The Dukes of Hazzard

                               really 

    might suppose bros would watch that show

he wouldnt

1111,  reggaefriday,  5  9. 25

waltz up  So what’s goin’ on with the hair, the beard?

Lets put the ball back in your court

                                      What do you thinks goinon

Really?

Sure

          Lets pry into pry open your imagination for awhile

What might you think

I never know what you’re thinkin . .

. . Hazard  a fuckin guess

Why?  You know what you’re thinking, why should I ask?

Because youre bringinem up to me

                                      Id think youd think he hasnt gotten a haircut hasnt shaved end of story

    But it’s not the end of story.

Its not  Hazard a guess

                              Thas why theyre called guesses

No penalty ifya guess wrong

                                Or do you think there is did you get beatup for not guessing the correct number of jellybeans in the jar at the library to win a new book

    This is dumb.

Who began it

Who opened the can of worms

Take responsibility

Guess

    I have no idea.

 

 

 

Not one guess

Not one.

Youll excuse me for sayin so an when someone asks to be excused for sayin so you know theyre going to offend youya know tha  correct

You shoud also know ifya don say anythingremain silent your silence if you disagree yadonsay they believe not even assume believe youre in agreement  Acquiescing

Reason why some people find me rude interrupting interjecting the moment they say something abysmal fuckinanything I disagree with

Good

        A neglected destitute imagination

Or lack penchant

Fear being wrong

                    Im not going out on a limb when I say I believe you were among the kids in class who didnt ask a question because they thought it might be a stupid while I was the kid at the front of the room who asked it

 

My hair

My beard

Halloween

Jeff Bridges

The Dude

Christmas

Jesus Christ All Grownup

 

    Jesus Christ

1330,  Monday – Labourless Day,  1  9. 25

1137,  reggaefriday,  5  9. 25

Out of curiosity, what do you go at?

Go at

           Lotsa things I go at argue politics with stupid people who havent facts but simmerin to the brim with opinions

Wittgenstein?

Right on

          Whereof thereof

But they bray anyways an dig their hole deeper an deeper

                                                                 I hearem out

Theres a benefit to tha

A benefit?

Ja

     Standing at the bottom of their hole deep enough to need help to get out I either walk away or buryem

Great visualhuh

Fantastic.

             I wish I’d have thought of that.

Ive no choice Im an idea guy

You are, you are.

                    But most are either fantastic or impermissible.

If only more people woud think outside the box

                                                  Its a bit like a grave   Better view

Ja  So theres tha

                                Whas go at

Oh. Yeah. Go at.

                    What do you weight?

Out of curiosity

I am.

Ive no ideaguess oneseventy to oneeighty

How often do you weight yourself?

I don

Why wouldn’t you weigh yourself regularly?

Last time I did was when I was strengthtraining

                                                      Since the accident an long long fuckinlong recovery thas off the table

You don’t have a scale, do you?

I do not

           Used the scale at the gym

I weigh myself every day.

    Why

             Curious

Binge

I don’t binge.

Eat regularly

Yes.

Eat regularly not ill why weigh I cant imagine your fluctuation woud be dramatic or trend

                                                                                               Upward trends worry you

My parents when they were alive, my siblings, growing older, have put on weight. My sisters significantly.

They werent athletes By my recollection

                                             Sedentary

Youre not

Let’s say, I want to be aware.

 

    Awright

Arent you curious?

Obviously not

                     I shoud rectify tha

You recall I do not ingest sweets chocolate candy cake pie cookies pastries donuts ice cream soda

    

    You do

1807,  Monday – Labourless Day,  1  9. 25

1038,  reggaefriday,  5  9. 25

You understand theres no way for you to win this argument

Backatya

    Shoud have had crackers

I didnt want crackers

                          I wanted a bagel

You coud have had bagels

Didnt hit my price point

May not hit your price point ever again

Thas possible

Coffee

Tariffs

          Yasee the prices at the market yesterday

I did

       Defeated my price point too

Ja  Screwed

                 America doesnt grow coffee

Think of all the things America doesnt grow doesnt manufacture

                                                                        Felon brilliant

Health event

Fall down the steps of Air Force One

Thad be a public health event  One for the books

But we digress

         

                      Back on point I didnt want crackers

Crackers are legit with soup  Think

                                         Tomato soup

Last time you had tomato soup

I think you know

I do

    When

Grade school  When we used to walk home for lunch

                                                         Maw woud do grilled cheese an tomato soup

Campbells

 

    Think we ought to revisit it some time

No

I concur

Coud have had crackers

Ja No

But ya coud have

But I didnt want to

Want has nothing to do with it  Have it

                                          Enfuckintitled

If I were we woud have

 

 

    there no winning an argument against ones self 

1756,  Monday – Labourless Day,  1  9. 25

0947,  reggaefriday,  5  9. 25

I just can’t imagine.

Its simple

            Football on TV had been social

Im no longer social

Ive never been interested in the athletes their lives celebrity  what theyre paid to pitch

Not since Dandy Don Howard Costello Frank Gifford have talking heads said a word I want to hear

    Its about the game

When its over  highlights culled  assembled

                                                 I watch online

I enjoy its muted distillation

You wouldn’t go out to a sports bar?

No

Go hang with friends?

If invited Id decline

                     I cant tolerate the commercials the challenges the games natural flow interrupted

Its humanity diminished

Not only can’t I imagine . . . can you imagine what not watching says about your masculinity?

 

 

    You evidently have concerns about yours

552preferred,  Thursday,  4  9. 25

. . . we’re concerned.

                        You’re alone.

Whos we whas your concern

That . . that was a little abrup . .

. . Warranted

                 Who

    The family. That you’re alone. You must be lonely.

Lonely thats an interesting concept

                                  Thas an interesting concept  You lonely

No. Heavens’s no.

                      I’m surrounded by family, friends, no, of course not.

    Why woud you think Im lonely

Because you’re alon . .

. . Thas   thas quite the loop the hamsterwheel youve got going

                                                                      Id say my environment is virtually stressfree you live stress freeI  I woud dare to think no

                                                            Youre welcome to correct me

You’re honest-to-God tellin . .

. . I am

Whas your truth  Stressfree

                                  Youve negated my pets   My ferals

Theyre entertaining as shit great company  No lip

They stress more than me

                            Terrorised by Latter-day Saints other Bible enthusiasts suddenly at the door

Disappear an hafhour hour at a time

                                        Become my incentive for me to terrorise whoever knocked

Fun an games

The delivery trucks UPS FedEx DHL United States Postal Service set them off too Packages to be had  DoorDash Uber Lyft groceries restaurant items  my cats freak

Though speaking for myself

                              So much water off a ducks back  I pay no attention  Nones for me

So no

          

         Not alone not lonely

You can inform the family please

1827,  Monday – Labourless Day,  1  9. 25

1524,  Thursday,  4  9. 25

DMT   didnt know prior to last night would be nice to say a li’l birdie told him so  in a senseJa  a female comedian

      the active ingredient found in the powerful Amazonian psychedelic ayahuasca vine which makes sense

a twiningclimbingclinginginsinuating vine  had a girlfriend like that once very briefly

   its also found in the pineal gland of rats

the acronym is for the chemical  dimethyltryptamine

                                                        tryptamines  he knew them their chemical structure is a shared feature of certain aminergic activated by or relates to an amine amine forms when one or more hydrogen atoms in ammonia are replaced by alkyl or aryl groups  can you say rabbithole? aminergic neuromodulators including melatonin serotonin psychedelic derivative now were talking such as psilocybin psilocin & yes DMT

DeMenTed

turns out it presents in human minds at deaths doorstep or immediatelythereafter a surge as the brain throws down everything is has to survive concerned only for itself theirself which most human beings excel at

he imagined his reptilian brain trying to eat its tail ouroboros our borough conceptualising eternity dying hell enter timelessness cyclical renewal reincarceration the elastic unity of opposites

Got to get me some of that

                                be it a chemical cocktail hed even take it on the rocks

he really didnt want to wait to die to have the most stupendous trip of his life  ?    

2119,  Wednesday,  3  9. 25

1116,  Thursday,  4  9. 25

https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/3982026-human-brains-show-larger-than-life-activity-at-moment-of-death/

tryptamines  https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25877327/

Heybaby  Wheres your chicken  october  wheres your little chicken your mauled fowl it knocked-for-a-loop

    Wheres your little chicken

the shabby stitchedfabric chicken has bonded them 

                                                   FETCH

its their toy

october enters the study  oncecurious mews muffled

                                                        chicken in her mouth

she drops it at his feet where hes sitting

picking it up he acts like hes gnawing on it yumyumyumming as he does This soo good honey

he holds it out to her

                       Did you want a bite

Frisbeelike he flings it out the door into the hall shes in hot pursuit

                                                                      it bounces  she boundsshe pounces

prey stuffed in her mouth she bolts into the livingroom mewing around it

shes back in five for another bout  bond

 

    october fetches

some people think dogs are smart Lassie for example  Rin Tin Tin  because they can do tricks Heel Rollover  Play dead

KILL   

because they fetch

october isnt really playing Fetch

    shes mocking dogs

0001,  Thursday,  4  9. 25

0834,  Thursday

he keeps squirreling away his bits

    similar to his Maw

but she squirreled away cash

                                 Youve told onetwo of the kids your hidin plac . .

. . Yes. You think I’m stupid? she thought all men thought women stupid

he was her son

                Not stupid

Just might forget where you hid itparticularly if youre spreading the wealth an at some sudden inspired by a new spotThat’s a good spotwhy didn’t I think of that before?

    I know where my cash is hidden.

The nowhere troubles me

                               Why not just in your closet pockets of favourite coats in your pantie drawer 

compliment  didnt say bloomers  an envelope taped to the bottom of Dads bottom drawer where he keeps his girlie magazines

air went out of their conversationspiraled down into the abyss

    He hasn’t girlie magazines.  He has me.

For strange between them they never pulled punches

 

the benefit of him squirreling his bits outperformed his mother straightaway

his family wont be any poorer when he dies and they cant findem

                                                                        or will even look

his writing only interested him

hed lie

          Say gang

When I croak I want you to know Ive hidden money around my house

                                                                                tantalise them

    waste their time like theyve wasted his all these years

 

1813,  Monday – Labourless Day,  1  9. 25

1643,  Wednesday,  3  9. 25

Whadaya think cowboy

                            Youre the master of tenminute YouTubes

    That . feeels . . . like a crack.

Youre getting better at this

                              It is

What are you knockin’ me about now?

Let me count the ways

Quit.

         What?

Wont read books if the page count exceeds   I don know  Twofifty

I’d say that was a good guess.

                                  No tomes in my life.

Clever  Beat me to the punch

Only because last time we got high you soundly beat me up for refusing to attempt a tome, any tome.

Tons of tomes

                  You recalled

You were unsparing.

I usually am

You are.

              The ten-minute YouTube.

Ja

      Youre eyeballs flutter when I tell you about my Chautauquas those podcasts theyre on YouTube also  hourfifteen houranahaf

Yeah. No.

             Not my cup of tea.

Think AI algorithms have fashionedhave suggested tha theyre tha

                                                                       Thaway holdin sway holdin viewers attention so they go down the rabbithole watch an hourtwo hours  Three hours

Which woud be an hourtwo  longer than my Chautauquas

    May . . be.

You know wha I think beyond wha Ive said

You’ll have to say.

                      I never know where your head’s going.

Remember early records fortyfives their brisk format  Radio playtime cut off at three minutes

I’m not familiar.

You can look it up on your phone later

                                           Caught Billy Joels HBO documentary 

You recall his song The Entertainer

I think, I think I do.

Theres a line in it

                     It was a beautiful song, but it ran too long. If you're gonna have a hit, you gotta make it fit, so they cut it down to threeohfive.

I’m not familiar with it.

                         You’re lucky I remember the name Billy Joel.

Radio kept musicians songs short

                                     For consumption  Advertising in between

Seems logical AI woud insist on tentwelve minute YouTubes

Just an observation

    I preferred LPs Long Playing  So you don agonise like I do over the abuse of acronyms

1626,  Monday – Labourless Day,  1  9. 25

1538,  Wednesday,  3  9. 25

Billy Joel  The Entertainer  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_VHFyaSXQw