Theres really no reason for women to turn around face their excrement  readassess their health

                                                                                                     Unlike men

They don stand to urinate

Theyre seated for either

Which can probably explain why theyre unfamiliar with a phantom shit

                                                                                 Unlike men

And you’re tellin’ me this why?

I thought itd be a good segue  explanation  as I intended to elicit your thoughts on the subject

    A phantom shit.

Ja

Youre a woman

                    A little help from my friend

Never.

Never ever

Never’s pretty explicit.

    Ja

And if I may.

Kiddo

         Ya don need permission to speak about anythingone thing or another just open your mouth an say

No one has ever relatedno man . ever . has related the . . .  she laughed  . . . nonexistent . . the . apparently . . infamous . phantom . shi . .

. . Don make fun of it

                         When it happens its disconcerting

Makes one think tha maybe a turd ought to have a blunt end so ones asshole snapsaudibly snapped his fingers shut

    Yaknow what I think?

Ja  Id love to hear whaya think

I think this wasn’t necessary to bring up with me.

I wanted to

               Might say I was hopin this cursory conversation might compel you to ask aroundask other women bout it

    Seriously?

I just asked

she smiled knew she was firing off her huge dimplescrushing him making him starryeyed  she bellylaughed

                                                                                                                  Yeah.

I don’t think so.

Youre leavin it to me

I can’t think of anyone better suited for the job.

Ill be askin your girl friends

                               Its gonna get back to you

Ill plead nolo contendere.

Look at you

               Latin

Osculum meum asinum

You’re not baiting memust have forgotten I was raised a devout Catholic.

                                                                               You bury your face in mine.

Sonofabitch

              Sharp  cookie

Your sharp cookie

2100,  Thursday,  10  7. 25

1442,  Saturday,  19  7. 25

Joe Cocker  A Little Help From My Friends  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McB9sJqHFx4

osculum meum asinum: kiss my ass

You have indelible memories

                                Im nearly crushed by mine

Indelible.  How do you mean?

guy never failed to blow his mind   Indelible

                                         Can yasay wha indelible means

Cannot be remov . .

. . Fixed

          Whas with draggin your feet

I often think you’re setting me up.

Setting you up for wha

                         Fuckin vergin on paranoidWha

Indelible memories

Theyre yours

Ja

No

Say

Yes.   I have indelible memories.

Im not gonna ask you for one because it may take some time for you to recall one

                                                                                        Rather

Imagine a whiteboard

Why?

    Imagine

In your hand is an indelible black Magicmarker a fuckin Sharpie said to himself Tamp it down tamp it

Awright.

awright was his Awright

                          Now imagine for every indelible memory you have you make a distinguished dot on the whiteboardnot write the memory down he felt he was gonna go tha way just a distinctDOT

Awright.

Step backaway from your whiteboard when your finished

Wha portion of your whiteboard is consumed by memories

Is the board a tabula rasa?

Locke was wrong No such thing as a clean slate

                                                    Those accompanying dots coud be considered indelible

They followed you in

What do you mean?

The hell with wha I meant

                                Whiteboard  Dots for indelible memories  Wha portion of it covered

Shoot from the hip

My whiteboards black

                          Black has dripped on the floor

Floors slick with memories

Ive said

Wha do you say

I’d have to think about it.

    How big is the whiteboard?

afternoon Thursday,  10  7. 25

110preferred to 1301,  Saturday,  19  7. 25

got two healthy apricot trees in the backyard

                                                has been giving away as many as he can but those recipients have driedup

No more, please, but thank you.

    Youre welcome

theres nothing like a freshpicked apricot warmed by the sun

                                                                 but he liked them fridgechilled too

has been going to the pot regularly

                                      usually

gas

but not willing to chance it

 

not fifteen minutes later knowing gas expelled he returned to the pot

                                                                           uttered

laughed

              My shits come in

alluding toplaying off his ship has come in

    mariachi  Fuckin guy can certainly humour himself

                                                              in unison their collective nodded

1032,  Saturday,  19  7. 25

You assumed nepotism.

Nepotic

          No

I made no assumptions

                           Unlike as you are now 

I disagree.

You disagree with wha you cant know

Youre welcome to tha

                         Though Id suggest before you ultimately dug in your heels in

I had a thought

    Things I think you might agree   Come forward as thought  first

Maybe.

After thought  Think arrives

                                  Yamight agree

Maybe.

Thought  Think

                   I then vetted  researched

I assessed

    Tha doesnt sound untoward

Not untoward.

 

    So thought  think  assessed

                                       If I did none of those hurtledem  Id make an assumption

If I did none of them only then coud I  make   an    assumption

Im more deliberate than tha

    Which you ought to know implicitlyexplicitly

                                                     Knowing

Implicit learning leads to intuition leads to explicit knowledge

One step at a time

True

 

Maybe.

afternoonThursday,  10  7. 25

1225,  Saturday,  19  7. 25

If you got it and you know you got it, you got it.

If you don’t got it, and you know you don’t, you don’t got it.

But if you don’t got it but you think you got it, you got it.

                                                                Somebody said that.

Who

JesusChrist.  You sound like an owl.

                                              SomebodyI don’t remember who who.

But not you

You kiddin’ me?

                   That sound like me?

No

      Your hands are trembling

Tempted

              Dunning-Kruger

Ohmygod I am.

You an your graphs  Venn diagrams

They are mine, aren’t they?

They is certainly not mine

                             Curious how pleased you are by two-dimensions

    You know Dunning-Kruger?

Please  Overestimation of incompetence underestimation of competence chuckled  Peak of Mount Stupid  They said tha not me

Oh.

     You do.

Don act surprised

                     I wish you coud remember you taught me thahave taught me repeatedly

Gets old man

X axis confidence Y competence or knowledge or experience

Yeah.   That’s right.

Ja  Tha is

             Singlehandedly youve drummed tha into my skull

Too bad your drummin doesnt extend to yourself

                                                      But

I keep my fingers crossed

    Youre the third slice of pie you reiterated said by somebody

sneered   And you?

The first of course

                    I got it legitimately

So cocksure.

Oh cocksure forsure accordinglybound tiedup  with a pretty blue bow

his mouth fell open

afternoonThursday,  10  7. 25

1056,  Saturday,  19  7. 25

https://slidemodel.com/dunning-kruger-effect/

meditation mediation

    a whales eye  drifted   gazed     passed the window

                                                                           several times     then

a womans eye  beneficent

                                    then

they traded off

not one for one

                      passed deliberately     deliberative

gazed

    noncommittal

        reflecting  perhaps         his curiousness of them

 

a whales eye is said to represent introspection emotional depth  intuition

                                                                               a womans eye     those

and intelligence

he was a grateful witness

                            beside himself to have beheld

 

he did not believe he was their mission

                                               believed 

they were as curious of him

 

their eyes  perhaps

                              his

watchful to the depths  to the heights

    primal

                   articulate 

 

the window foldedclosed like origami

                                         their eyes  quiet shadows ghosts  lingering on the plasteredtextured wall 

  

earlyAM Friday,  18  7. 25

0949,  Saturday,  19  7. 25

I wanna get back to your horseshit DNAbe all end all  According to you

                                                                                 Biology dicktates

I don’t care for your tone.

I coud give a fuck

                     Breasts are fashioned to appeal solely  to men

You disagree? 

Ja

     Youre out of your fuckin mind

    I think not.

Need a brain  conscience  to think

                                       Anya aint tha

Play a game with me

You don’t play games.

Aah Damn  Youre right I don

                                      Ditzies

What?

Please  Right up your genetic alley

Elaborate.

Whas a ditzyour heart of heart ditz

                                      Seems she woud be a genetic godsend

Maybe you ough . .

. . Silly  scatterbrained  flighty    A broad

                                                If I ought

Accurate

    What of it?

Genetic  Appeals to you

Women ought to be big titted birdbrained

                                             To appeal to youmade  for you

    Youre such a cunt

 

Secondar . .

. . Yareally want to complete tha

                                    Cuz Ill happily knock you into next week

Maybe the week beyond

Sexist motherfucker

    An a homophobe

Perhaps the sweetest pansy walkin the planet

Im sure however  just genetically-inclined induced prevailed upon

                                                                        A lost soul

Secondary sexual characteristics  I know

They aint there to appease you

Despite wha you think you know

 

    Nothing

crickets

Smart                                          

1306,  Thursday,  10  7. 25

2248,  reggaefriday,  18  7. 25

ICE is performing alien crackdowns

cleared his throat  Is . . . that a statement . . or a question?

    You tell me

Yes. Alien, immigrant crackdowns.

An they woudI assume respond to anonymous telephone calls informants ratting out people pointing fingers

Yeah. Probably even offer bountiesIve no idea.

But both are possible Not improbable

Yeah. 

          Possibly.

Thas wha I thought

                              Sorry man  Im gonna have to turn you in

Me?

Im afraid so

                 Im afraid youre an alien an not an alien in the sense illegal immigration

An alien alien

Been bodysnatched

    What the hell are you talking about?

Were fivewha  six hours into our putsc . .

. . Don’t call it that.

Used to call it tha

We call it poo . .

. . You call it tha

    Awright . . . I call it poolitics.

Hats off to ya Finally clever  Combining swimming pool and games of pool

Thank you.

Youre welcome Youre not often clever

                                             But Im still calling

Bodysnatched?

As I said were fivesix hours in an youve not once tried to insinuate draw a chart fashion a Venn diagram

    Thas terribly unlike you

I don think youre you

I rather the Feds helped

                            Rounding you up woudnt be any more senseless than wha their doin now

Aholes run by A-Holman

1306,  Thursday,  10  7. 25

1617,  reggaefriday,  18  7. 25

Invasion of the Body Snatchers  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNJB363yql8

No   Not buyin it

                      DNA  Physical attributes  Ja

Mental states  Religion  DNA assigned

Horseshit 

I’m telling you . .

. . Morality

             DNA assigned

Yea . .

. . No

        The moral tribe Homo sapiens sapiens which purgedmurdered Neanderthals  an immoral tribe  The worlds first holocaust

                            Their DNA signature passed down

Weve been genetically assigned religion

Yes.

Fuck no

          How pathetic

Revolutions don come into being until theres a body on the street  Or bodies

George Floyd

Jesus Christ

That’s a little nuts.

NUTS

        But DNA-engineered religion isntIm an atheist  My parentseither are God-fearing

Howd I miss the boat

                       Not my parents  Their signatures are on my live birth birth certificate

Religion is a philosophy

Philosophy is argued is a mental exercise

                                             A menial exercise

If you can think a thought you can debate religion debate philosophy say wha the hell ya think

DNA aint shoving it down our throats

    I’m just relating what I’ve read.

Cite me texts

Not that I remember now.

Or maybe ever knew

                       You opened your mouth  Get me whaya think is evidence

Im happy to read it entertain it

In the meantime

Till then

Shove it up your ass

You do not have my attention

1306,  Thursday,  10  7. 25

1248,  reggaefriday,  8  7. 25

Dewey didnt do it  Not John

He did. Dewey Decimal System.

Didnt  Melvil Dewey 1876

                              Theyre not related

You’re sure?

You got your unchastened iPhone  Got the itchknock yourself out

                                                                     I got a tenspot in my pocket says Im right

Why would you know?

Im reading The Metaphysical Club an somewhat likewise to tha abomination addiction cancercatch my drift you carry everyfuckinwhere  My curiosity remains unchaste

I aint betting.

Then put the phone away

                            Pursue itnot take me at my word itll cost ya ten dollars

    You’re serious.

Try me

 

 

If you remember later you can doublecheck me But for now

                                                                       No

Knowledge

              Dewey said knowledge is inseparably a goodlookin word  inseparably   inseparably united with doing Every subject should be taught as an aspect of a greater whole.

My favourite  There is a stimulus only because there is already a response.

                                                                                 Sharp cookie

You’re calling him a sharp cookie?

Ja sure  Coud go Kookie too

                               Wanna lend me your comb

You got there with the rhyme? Why?

Awcome on

              Every subject an aspect of the greater whole

Got a hole in your head

grimaced  You’re being awfully aggressive this early in the morning. You get up on the wrong side of the bed.

I said Id meet you for coffee not coffee an crap

                                                     Woudya put the phone away

No. Someone calls someone texts I don’t want to be digginround in my pocket to get at it.

Someone does anya answer it go to text

                                             Ill seeya later

To put a finer point on it  Rude

You can look thaup later too

                               Ifya remember 

2203,  Monday,  14  7. 25

1011,  reggaefriday,  18  7. 25

Edd Brynes  Connie Stevens  Kookie Kookie (Lend Me Your Comb)  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJVciRRKyAM