he called his Dad

                   bouttime they got caughtup cold day in Hell before his father would call him hed been out of town

his Dad said to his sister

                           they shared a house and for-all-intent-and-purposes she was his caretakerhad her hands full  he was a cogent acerbic ninetythree year old

Can you believe it?he’s timing me.

Im not . . .

I can’t believe he’s timing me.

iPhones automatically times calls . . .

Can you believe it?I can’t believe it.  He’s timing me.

Dad

What?

I can hear ya talkin to Sis

    You can?

Yah  Im not the one wearin hearing aids

Why are you timing me?

he decided to withstand the slings and arrows

                                                  Because Im makin damn sure I get my allotted five minutes Im gonna get my whole rationing

I can’t believe it.

Believe it

           When we hangup have Sis call someone on her phone an shell show ya wha Im talkinbout anya wasting time with your nonsense Im deducting three minutes from the secondbysecond timer

Tha ought to teach ya

That’s ridiculous.

Then well enjoy ridiculous

                            Staying upright not topplin over not tasking your paratrooper talents of how to land correctly without hurtin yourself

I am.

Tellin people youre not fallin somethingsomeone is shovin ya from behind

I am.

Barbecuing this Memorial Day weekend?

Im not, but I’ll be eatin’ barbecue.

Excellent

          I wanted to call specifically to thank you for the front page of the Tribune Chicagos pope  Pope Bobby  Ifya indulgedstuck to your catechism yamight have been Pope Bobby

Son. hes never called him by his first name   Son.

                                                You blowing smoke up my ass?

I am

        Feel good

0830,  Thursday,  22  5. 25

1608,  reggaefriday,  23  5. 25

The Platters  Smoke Gets In Your Eyes  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-T3iH3n1kk

The menus exploded huh

You’re telling me.

Ja  All we had to contend with was crabs syph gonorrhea

                                                                 Correct me if Im wrong

No.  I believe that was it.

                                Save.

Save

Gettin’ knocked up.

Pregnant  Bun in the oven

                             Fate worse than death for teenagers

Imagine ifya couldnt get an abortion

Fucked  Up

Tell me about it. I’d be the one pregnant.

    Id be too

No.

      You wouldn’t be carrying a baby, your body contorted.

No  Correct   I woudnt

                           Id pay for the abortion

Rubbers are cheaper

Amen, rubbers.

A mans rubbers

                   Thank Gawd for oral an anal  Safe sex

Anal?

Anal  Safe

              Well lubed  sloow an eeasy

    Me too  Make no mistake

                               Yawanna diddle me with a digit  Right on

But not a dildo?

Why a dildo

My fingers aren’t as long or thick as your cock.

                                                   There's a word I like . . . equality.

Cant frighten me

                    Well lubed

Like a greased pig.

     Methinks a poor analogy

Maybe. 

 

I woudnt like to pick from todays expandedexpansive freakincomprehensive menu

                                                                                        Wish I coud sing it to you in a song

S T Ds?

Ja  Sexually transmitted diseases

Whacha got?

                Could you tell me what Specials are on the menu?

I coud

Lemme grab a breath first

    Most common chlamydia gonorrhea syph herpes human papillomavirus alias H P V an H I V

First three bacterial in addition theres chancroid an mycoplasma genitalium sounds like a Roman coliseum

A bit.

Then step this way step right up  Viral STDs genital herpes HPV HIV  Hepatitis B Hep C

Parasitic Not to be mistaken for paradisiac paradise  Dem bein trichomoniasis pubic lice scabies

Others Bacterial vaginosis B V pelvic inflammatory disease P I D lymphogranuloma venereum L G V nongonococcal urethritis N G U

    Anyoull note  A vowel

                              One scarce vowel in the hole of the list

grinned H  O  L  E.

grinned Ja

Tried to slip one past me.

You  Hellno

                Just checkin

I was transfixed.

    Fixed  Good     Theres a possible solution to the problem

                                                                    Neuter

Holding down a job outside a harem  eunuch    Eunuchanised

                                                                            Euthanise me

That’s severe.

 

Life without sex

                   Thas severe

Amen, brother.

Anthas incest

1224,  Thursday,  15  5. 25

1239,  reggaefriday,  23  5. 25

Kinda universal isnt it

                        they watched an extremelyagitated woman berating her husband

had to be

            his expression was hangdog

they didnt understand her language

                                        Appears to be, huh?

It certainly does

Freakin orientals

sternpuss Come now.

hesitantly he glanced at her didnt want to miss any of the show

                                                                     Come wha

Really?

Listen Coudya hit pause a sec I really donwanna miss any of this

Pause?

 

 

the woman grabbed her husband by the shoulder and pushedpushed him up the sidewalk ahead of her

she fell silent

overhead they could hear birds jabber in the trees

    Ja  Im sorry

                   You were sayin

Orientals?

Tha a question or a statement

Question.

Ya pressin a point or makin one

Making.

Antha is

    Truly?

I woudnt say otherwise

had to wait a moment to let the tension out of her bloodless lips We, we don’t say Orientals any longer.

Whos we

          Cuz I do

You’re maddening.

I like tha

           Ill wear it like a badge of honor

Tell me where and I’ll rip it off.

Search me

           stepped spreadwide his feet tossed his arms out shoulderheight looked like an immodest Christ without His cross

displeased You’re funny.

Which is it

             Maddenin or funny

I’ll tell you.

                 It’s not Oriental. It’s Asian. Show some respect.

Barkinup the wrong tree kiddo

                                  They have permission to call me an Occidental  I am

Sides of the same coin

I don take offense when someone calls me a polack

They won’t call you one as it isnt evident . . . . is it?

Polack no   Occidental

                          Methinks ja

shaking her beautiful head What am I supposed to do with you?

winks I can think of lotsa things

    Yeah.   Well.

                         You think. 

 

Thas not encouraging

It’s not.

1048,  Wednesday,  21  5. 25

1059,  reggaefriday,  23  5. 25

Heart  Crazy on You  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ7inhwScSQ

C'est quoi ça?

he Ohmy  queued up little naked titties Wha arya thinkin

                                                                         You go grrl gowid whacha got

    Googleaided gogglyaided

                                  My mymy  SafeSearchOFF

Ja German yah  

Ja turned off SafeSearch

                            Nein not an option

Ja steppin on Neins eggshellthin skull paperthin   skullJA

Blow me he thinks

                    as he muses of women with little titties dollops as opposed to heaped mounds hopefully unaugmented drizzled with dark chocolate sweetcoconut shreds

tweakpinch their nipplesGASP

                                  can smellinhales their wet their onslaught mistymoisture  fragrance

atomisation

    trembled he trembles a lot

                                   tremblescoy   shaky innocent  unassured gropeclutch KAHRIST

handful of tit

palm poked

               pleasures

 

cockgroped groaned

                   tugged

gasped doesnt stop   don stop don stop don stopTUGGED

                                                   turgid  mittful     a lascivious wolfish grin

handful of herhair yankedNein

Ja

Nein

Ja

Nein stifledgulped   gobbledchoked gasped   choked chok chokchok   chokSPASM                                                                                                jetstreeeamed cream

0234,  reggaefriday,  23  5. 25

0951,  reggaefriday

Talking Heads  Psycho Killer  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O52jAYa4Pm8

paradisiac mosaicNOT  parasitic

                                        Although its tempting to some who disagreewho he disgusts

Wha are we disgussing

went bugeyed That’s not a word. 

he thought even insects were smarter than tha COINED it

                                                     I merged discussing with disgusting

You too lame to figure tha out

You just can’t coin something and think I’ll understand it immediately.

    Why

            Seems sensical seems implied

To me  seems explicit

Explicit?

Undoubtedlyindubitably

Really?   Indubitably?

No doubt

    If I’m doubting . . .

Then yare thick  Again

                            No doubtnone zero zip nada nein Yiddish No with an O Absolutely not literally Not with an alef

Look thaup

Thaup?

Yabein belligerent  Tha up

                              Look it up  Its some fun     Dictionaries are crazy fun

2250,  Wednesday,  14  5. 25

2315,  Thursday,  22  5. 25

You tell me a story

    consternation  A story.

A story

Why?

Why ask why  Whyknot  Asif its a question

                                               Spelled  W  H  Y  K  N  O  T 

As every time I ask it seems to tie you up in knots

Shoudnt be tha hard bro broheim brother brutha mutha motherfucker

                                                                          They seem to cover all the bases huh

What the hell are you talking about?

    Tell me a story

                    Out the gate so you understandso Im not beating tha horse to death again where Im coming from I read an excerpt from Dina Nayeris memoir The Ungrateful Refugee theres more to the title she wrote  In a refugee camp stories are everything. Everyone has one, having just slipped out from the grip of a nightmare, (they) transport us out of our places of exile, to rich, vibrant lands and to home.

Woudbe sorrowful to toss your ass into a camp or jail   confine you just soya coud utter some story any old fuckin story tha an Im being sincere   has nothing to do with your high school days youre hungup on high school  Some other story

                            Pleease

    troubled  So what do you want me to say?

 

Not say

          Tell

I don’t get it.

Nothing to get

    No. There’s obviously something to get or I wouldn’t be asking.

Tell  A  Story

Why?

FUCK

         Whyknot

sharply  K  N  O  T

                           Arya kiddin me

 

 

    I have no idea what to say.

1223,  Thursday,  22  5. 25

Moody Blues  Procession/The Story in Your Eyes  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6EFytM1sxM

THE BOSS HAS OUR BACKS

aint religiousbut AMEN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZHWIYHlXOs

1224,  Thursday,  22  5. 25

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=814zSbzxpAY

yup I is

back the day-between-2-Ts

 

Seeyas then

abruptThis isn’t cocktail party conversation.

    Nah knew full well  Then lets call it a cock tail   parody

                                                               Until such time tail an cock reach parity

were still a few troglodytes draggin knuckles round kickinup dirt coughin on their dust

peeringcrosseyed  either a talent family trait  innate

     Wha

I said this isn’t appropriate conversation.

Aw broheim yashoudnt have invited me

                                            All subjects fair game all adults   Nada verboten

leaning in whispered to him Anal a little touchy  veers too close to homosexuality  Aint   Theyve no stake no claim to it not their sole territory   Everyones got one

colour started spiraling in his face

                                    he stepped backaway in case his head exploded  didnt want his death published Man Killed By Skull Shards hed already written his obit  Death by bone not included  unless unless it was edited that he died having sex

fella seemed to think that barricades were erected No Go Zones on the human body

I gotta askya  Armpits   They out of play The insides of elbows behind the knees wrists bottoms of feet Achilles nibbled behind the ear at the throat hed forego thruat  fellad be spastic Hmm  fellad  fellatio balls perineum  where did landscape end

                       stepping backbanged into a woman directly behind himhe reachedround both arms to grab her so she didnt fallshe threw her arms around him so she didnt fall  observant by the crush of her breasts he had a pretty good idea which guest she was  apologised for not checking his rearview before throwing it into reverse

    a clutch had gathered

thought hed been whispering

maybe broheims head had explodedbloodmist and the red in his eyes wasnt anger

Did you say anal?she whispered in his ear they were still tangledup

I did

       You steady

I am.

he relaxed his arms  she hers

                                 How did that come up?

I like pokin bares  Spelled  B  A  R  E  S

                                               he turned  yup  who he thought she was

He doesn’t seem interested in conversing.

Nope

I’d like to talk with you.

                           Seems you have no boundaries.

Nope

        A drink

There’s Redbreast.

There is  Thas wha Im imbibing

                                   Neat  Three fingers

Please.

Ill be right back

                  walking past broheim  Thanks again for the invite

1047,  Thursday,  15  5. 25

253preferred,  Thursday,  15  5. 25

Truth be knownan who doesnt like the truth

                                                    no one he knew

anif he did hed disassociate withem

they could go to Hell

                              Truth be known

Yer ass   giraffe

Confessions   concussed

                           came to him when he had put the pen an clipboard away set the books aside began the washing machine turned off the lights went to bed

Yer ass giraffe Confessions concussed

                                           hed remember in the morning

he had no doubt

the roilingsound of the laundry washing rocked him to sleepRock-A-Bye anGood Night

 

    bedroom windows faced east

no curtains no blinds

when the sun broke the brightening inside his eyes lulled him

                                                                   when it went pinkpussypink

he slipped sleep anbegan to wake in the nicest way imaginable

eyesstill shut he softly cleared his thruatthroat

                                                   said Yer ass giraffe Confessions concussed

HOLD ON

    Wha  Now wha

Yamay want pen an paper an clipboard

                                          Anby the way  congrats on the recall    We had bets

Somebody bet against me

Ooh  Yes 

             Theyll remain nameless known only to us

You think Id invoke retribution

    You  No tellin whayawoud invoke sometimes things becomes very Labyrinthy in here

Catch my drift

Got a driftpiece

Got paper

Got it

Awright  In addition to Yer ass scratch this out

                                                  heaven haven friend friendly  fiend  mosaic mosaick  mosaicicky

We have a pretty good idea regarding friendfriendly  fiend

                                                                  Yes

Id hazard  Yah

    Yes

 

            Got it

I do

Anything else we can do for you

Yah Keep the less-than-friendlys to the wings or stuffed in closets until they comeround

    Tellem its haven   

2323,  Wednesday,  14  5. 25

0616,  Thursday,  15  5. 25

1133,  Thursday

David Bowie Stairs scene from Labyrinth  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GG5MRDWGbQ