one itch he couldnt tolerateneeded to scratchviciously

                                                          Tolkien

he managed to read The Hobbit but nothing could compel him to go furthur down that Hobbithole nyuk nyuk nyck maybe The Three Stooges

Tolkien

cellar door the most beautiful word in the English language

                                                              Please

the phonaesthetic itch that presents is to keep his ears open eyes peeled find better candidates – not that any single word would be the most beautiful whos the most beautiful woman in the world – but he preferred options and steadfastly pursues them

   smell smoke

                 a snatch of dialogue from the Irish monster film Grabbers

arrested him

beside him his trusty clipboard red mediumpoint Bic pen

                                                             scribbled

happenstance no coincidence 

he was alert wired

                        itchy

2043,  Sunday – St Paddys Day,  17  3. 24

1145,  2sday,  19  3. 24

Grabbers  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uC4GlNAD5ZA

Saint Paddys Day

                   partied too hardy Guinness Redbreast

since Guinness is so rich he ampedup explored copious whiskey beginning with three fingers of Twentyone Year Old then unknown fingers of Twelve

recovering Monday it brightblue penetratingly sunlit creased  in a mindful stupor

                                                                                          Things He No Longer Does 

a listNAH

STOP

       inevitably it would become a list  verbage tossed away

   the list

he no longer ate breakfast misses steelcut oatmeal multigrain waffles blueberry pancakes CheeriosGrapenuts with Whole Milk

             no longer ate lunch crunchy peanutbutter honey on wheat ham on rye sardines onions on pumpernickel

only ate dinner

                not as radical as it sounds

maybe when he first began

but been doing it since Ninetynine   Last Century

practise makes if not perfect

                               well practised

he didnt think of food

thought fuelthought expenditure

                                   if the tank isnt substantially calorically ticked down

no reason in Hell to dump in an abundance of calories

he crapped once a day

an event that pleased him

nutrition ought to exit  pleasurably   as it entered

   revealed

               he scratched his threeweek beard trim it down nextweek he was mindfull thoughtfull of the time he had on his hands interrupted only by three long weekly telephone calls interrupted once a weekten days fivesix hours by a cohort  was buoyant on long daily walkreads

   YAH

          he lavishes himself generously

   

1155,  Monday,  18  3. 24

1038,  2sday,  19  3. 24

Rodrigo Rodriquez  Come Back  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSZaqwzgwqU

Bibi Netanyahu whines that Senator Schumers remarks were “totally inappropriate”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD5arHI-T8I

   ah  but history has a way of repeating

                                             he may have conveniently forgotten when he put his thumbs on the scales at the behest of House Speaker Boehner 18 May 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S6ZnsRhWHk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GakQIHd-rFM

two months earlier Bibi had refused to consider an Israeli-Palestinian two states solution

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAx8XxKDNKA

hes a shyster a wannabe autocrat like the United States former president if one can call anything he did presidential

if ones okay with former denying any responsibility for deaths of 1,217,703 Americans  this evening  by Trumpvirus

https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/us/

2239,  Monday,  18  3. 24

Funkadelics  Magagot Brain  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xby5467EbdU

friend usually set his place with a side of ire

                                               brought it out of him

last evenings helping

                        virtual

                               v.

                                  dreaming

adamantly refused to accept that they werent the same

he disagreed strongly

they were texting good thing

   began with a simple Mexican restaurant recommendation

he replied  :  :  Thas a first

  :  :  What? No recs or negative ones?

  :  :  HA  Who would?

Im a proper ghost

  :  :  The fine people you encounter on the street maybe.

  :  :  Don’t encounter except to stroll on by without taking my eye off the words I’m reading

I have better things to do than people

  :  :  Unless the female species followed by three emojis  womens faces  separate hairdos

  :  :  Wouldn’t notice – I’m walking I’m reading – You’re funny. Get Real

I’m involved referencing he was dating

  :  :  Books over blossoms … I don’t believe that.

  :  :  Blossoms?  What imaginary women are you thinking of?

  :  :  BOSOMS … spell ck.

  :  :  Still – no bosoms – Really?

  :  :  In our dream phase unfortunately.

  :  :  Better there than nowhere, bro disliked phase but didn’t make a thing of it

  :  :  Agree … virtual over oBliViOn every time … Butt a healthy JOLT of real flesh would be a treat.

  :  :  didn’t agree with flesh but let it slide too Please. Dreaming is organic, psychic, not virtual shit

Healthy JOLTs are behind us

Reason to have developed a good long memory which his friend hadnt

  :  :  Virtual as opposed to physical …

  :  :  Virtual is computer-generated, virtual reality. Interfacing

Which isn’t the product of organic dreaming

  :  :  Look up virtual …  Like most words it has several definitions.

  :  :  Virtual – in my world – has only one. Prevaricate, slide, as you wish

  :  :  In your world probably …  For others maybe not … going off as he was prone  speaking for the world Don’t confuse a disagreement w/ prevarication …  Words matter as you should know …

  :  :  Slide

friend doesnt dream like he does cant lucid dream

                                                     cant ply virtual to it when its as organic to him as breath

   point out a mans ignorance he shouldnt get butthurt

2155,  Sunday,  17  3. 24

338preferred,  Monday,  18  3. 24

former HANG MIKE PENCE will not endorse the former president

SCREW THA

              the white Christian ought to say tha hes NOT VOTING for the twice House-impeached president the vile insurrectionist the adjudicated rapist the fraud selftouted billionaire who cannot meet a $464M bond (growing $114,000 a day) to appeal the four times indicted the 88 felony counts

                                                                             orange Jesus

when former Vice-President Pence takes those stark accurate talking points out on the road

                                                                                                 then

hell give him credit 

     

1757,  Monday,  18  3. 24

https://www.axios.com/2024/03/17/donald-trump-endorsement-mike-pence-jan-6

bond  https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-68600093

interest  https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/letitia-james-donald-trump-fine-b2502007.html

https://lithub.com/for-the-love-of-orange-jesus-liz-cheneys-new-book-calls-out-gop-trumpers/

BLOODBATH

                    bloodbath

   he didnt know whatha meant to others

                                             but he had a pretty good fuckin idea

reminded him of his childhood buddy

So I gotta tell ya.

Youre soundin damn earnest

I am. I am.

              I think you’ll agree with me.

We got a lot of years together You know Ill not holdback

No. Not you.  Friendship is unconditional.

Just like love

they chuckled

I love ya man.

I love you too 

               Whas up

Yeah. When I wake mornings an check my newsfeed I’m repeatedly disappointed, repeatedly discouragedFUCK.

   You expectin something

Prayin for something.

Ya don pra . .

. . I do for this.

Fuck Cool   Tell me

I check my newsfeed. Fuckin orange didn’t die overnight.

                                                              Who needs coffee after.

1008,  Sunday – St Paddys Day,  17  3. 24

424preferred,  Sunday – St Paddys Day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7RdAufkLkk

Black Sabbath  Fairies Wear Boots  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXqMkqeFQwA

 

   Askya something

                     he rarely asked anyoneanything

Whasumptin?

Just  Ask

   “Verily, I cannot promise an answer truth, but I’ll try for conviction.”

what can you do with an answer like that

where truth and conviction are farflung

                                           or were they cuddlers  different faces on the same coin

no matter

he liked the answer

   Whadafuck am I to do with that?

Convict

after1345,  Sunday,  25  2. 24

1551,  Sunday – St Paddys Day,  17  3. 24

Ken Bruen  The Killing of the Tinkers

   . . . Nah

              . . . Nah if I was smart

If . . I was . . .

                  Maybe I woudnt have bit

Aw Thawoud have been difficult

                                      Cocks drive a hard bargain

he laughed

              Whos writing your material

We pay you heed

                    She was she  was   a vision

She was wasnt she

they nodded in unison

Thought Id have scared her off

Ohhorseshit  she wasnt going anywhere

                                             She admitted she was adamant

She was

Yes Donbe a pecker about it  Yaknew exactly wha you were doin

Ah  But I didnt know where itd lead

Thas why we live life

                      Think Ill go this way while the rest of the tribe streams off in a separate in another direction

   Yah

          Correct

Became attached after tha torrid night whippinchurnin the underlit bluelit water

Please

   Pleased

Climactic

Was

Understand You asked after her

                                     She was on her anonymous wayseemed content with a fling

Fling  Ya think

Think

       You arrested her

   I did

Therefore Whacame afterwards was your doin

Yes

Yes

From a skinnydip an fuck to marriage

                                         Happily married

Yes

  Aye  Id never tradeaway

We woudnt either

                      Majority of the time  wonderful

he nodded absently  Majority

last four years were Hell on Earth

he tried to take her backremind her of wha went before

                                                            she woudnt have it

she was lookin into a black maw

suicide only way out 

                         I don’t want to be here.

he thought she meant the hospital

   she meant Life

1018,  Thursday – Leap Day,  29  2. 24

323preferred,  Sunday – St. Paddys Day,  17  3. 24

Leonard Cohen  So long, Marianne  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XzAjfwQtvM

they were talking on the phonediscussing bowmouth guitarfish

                                                                  suddengasped laughed together

What? she snorted  Why ya laughing?

he resnorted Youre laughin  Why you

gathering herself

                   Well, occurred in a flash what we’re talking about, well, seems unlikely other fathers and daughters are conversing in kind.

Science

          Ya took the words out of my mouth

Hilarious it occurred to us simultaneously

they laughed together more

the chuckles whiled away

they put themselves back together

he  unlike him  became particularly sober

                                              I want to thank you for sharing bowmouth sharks with me  Theyre absolutely prehistoric looking

Yes. They were recently considered, determined, to be the most evolutionary distinct jawed fishes in existence. If we were to lose them, we’ll lose eighty million years of evolution.

Lose them

Their populations are under threat. They’re captured and killed as bycatch, explicitly fished for their flesh as they inhabit swallow near-shore water, human pollution threats, their environments are being degraded, destroyed.

   Jesus

They’re such beautiful animals.

I looked while we talked  Yes they are

they fell unusually quiet

Whell baby dying an death arent extinction

Our successful species is flawed

                                   Trouble is when were looking down the barrel were going to feel awful sad for ourselves

   Good riddance

1246,  Saturday,  16  3. 24

1111,  Sunday – St. Paddys Day,  17  3. 24

https://www.flickr.com/photos/30283068@N02/3764645750

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC10604422/#:~:text=The%20bowmouth%20guitarfish%20(Rhina%20ancylostomus,localized%20extinctions%20has%20been%20reported.

Oracle of diDelphys

                     pithy Pythia  pie in the sky

 word association

coudnt help himself

never coud

knewtha since a kid

the Oracle blew him away

Youre remembering an likewise saying it incorrectly

Howstha

Its Delphi not whaya said

Youre interior Ya know I know tha

                                       DiDelphys tickled me

Uterine didelplys

Tell me I knows ya know

We coud have learned earlier

But we didnt

                Whacha got  An don precede it with a sighI see ya loadin up

Cant sigh

No

   Two uteruses

Yes Utter ruses tricky deceptive   Missleading

                                                      Canya imagine getting pregnant in both

Voila  NOT twins

Particularly if impregnated by two men

                                            Sticky

The way you think

   Correction

                The way we think

1217,  Saturday,  16  3. 24

1715,  Saturday

he was nodding

his old trick

it was ridiculous

he believes that his noddinghis insistence will instillwill  provoke an agreement from whoever hes talking to

   he let him nod

                   hes been tipped off

nodding  There’s a there there.

No

Yes there is.

Where

Comeon . . . if ya squin . .

. . Your eyes are shut

No, no, no they’re not. I’m squinting.

   Your eyes are closed

I’m squinting.

Closed

    There.

               See.

1701,  Reggaefriday,  15  3. 24

1122,  Saturday,  16  3. 24

Grand Funk Railroad  Closer to Home (I’m Your Captain)  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvOPucs7dC0

each carried a bag of Saint Paddy fixins out of the grocers

exiting through the pneumatic glass doors they were waylaid by Girl Scouts

                                                                               COOKIES

shit

     was it that time of year used to be once a year  seems they were hitting people up a coupleCHRIST maybe three times a year

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME GIRL SCOUT COOKIES?

as he got his No thank you out his buddy said SURE enthusiastically

the girls surrounded him like sharks a feeding frenzyNO nonot sharks  can you say PIRANHAS   blood in the water

buddy handed him some boxes to put in the bag he carried Mine’s full.

the GIRLS enthusiastically thanked himwaved goodbye as they walked into the parking lot

What’s with you? 

didnt bother to look at him

                             Nothing

You got something against Girl Scouts, against cookies?

No I . .

. . Give ‘em away. It’s for a good cause.

Whas the cause Keepem off the street  I didnt hear you ask they didnt explain have a fuckin clue wha youre supporting

The Girl Scouts the Girl Scouts, I’m supporting the Girl Scouts.

   An you like cookies

Who doesn’t like cookies?no sooner out of his mouth he corrected himself Who aside from you, doesn’t like cookies?

Its not about cookies Its about the corporations behind the Girl Scouts  Who theyre fronting

Fronting?

Fronting

What the hell are you talking about?

Whadid ya pay a box

Six dollars.

How many cookies in a boxwhas their net weight

I don’t know.

Thin mints thirtytwo others fifteen each box nine ounces Think   Once upon a time they were sixteen ounces  though I coud be wrong

So what. The Girl Scouts are iconic.

They are

You could donate cash.

I coud

       But then Id have to trust strangers trust only their troop utilises it   An I don trust nobody      

You trust me.

As far as I can throw you  which aint far

What do you mean fronting?

Its profit motivated

As most things are.

I agree

          Though seems to me Girl Scouts coud make substantially more money turning tricks sex trafficking

Jesus.

   Dark humour

                     I surely relish dark humour

You don’t mean it?

Nah

      Though ever wonder how many women in porn had been Girl Scouts

his eyes bugged

Just sayin

           Also  Aint a damn thing wrong with porn Id prefer to watch people have sex than kill each other car chases mayhem AI-generated sequences an characters

But thas me

when they got to the car unloaded bags into the backseat buddys tipped over  cookie boxes spilled out

Christ  How many boxes did you buy I took four from you

No idea. I bought what I wanted.

                                   COOKIE.

Great Cookie Monster impersonation

1827,  Monday,  11  3. 24

1302,  Reggaefriday,  15  3. 24

https://www.allrecipes.com/girl-scout-cookies-prices-2024-8424175#:~:text=For%20the%202024%20season%2C%20many,last%20year's%20%245%20price%20tag.

https://www.gobankingrates.com/money/price-girl-scout-cookies-through-years/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OKGUAbpj5k

he read in London Boulevard  Ken Bruen  “It’s a happy man who knows his place in life.”

he thought it was a pithy observationscreamed  common sense

                                                                   then he thought

Thasa rare commodity

   then  during the ensuing dialogue going off in his head between the gaggleMariachis he  they  came to terms came to an agreement

Im sayin

Well let you say

Youre not letting me say Im sayin

                                    Shaddup

No nee . .

. . SHADDUP

they muttered Testy under their unified breath

Im not deaf step away

                         Sure ya have oodles to commisersate

Oodles they mimicked

oodles made him laugh   he was fond of the word

their consensustheir response to Bruens pithy words

                                                         Its a bright lad or gal who recognises they were born behind the eight-ball

2158,  2sday,  12  3. 24

1156,  Reggaefriday,  15  3. 24

Ides of March  Vehicle  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq95nZBbNHI