whatelse wasnt he doing

                          little introspection

he gave himself small tasks

turned his tshirts inside out when taking them off

or thought he had

pulls them out of the dryer to fold and  say  two of nine arent

                                                                 how is it stripping them off to retire  two   he didnt rotely remove them

isnt that as mechanical as breathing

softly Ah amigo Watch your Ps and Qs Best leave breathing out of the equation

                                                                                     they leaned  their back on the concave wall of his skull arms crossing their chest

 

he had to concede

                    Good point good point Thank you

mariachi mumbled Youre welcome 

                                     poor amberish lighting  in all sincerity he couldnt say if they were a shehe or heshe  their voice didnt tip him off  acoustics baffled by the bulk of his brain  not that it mattered which they were  all equal  attentive  interrupted without excusing themselves

                                                       a lot like him  DUH

Perhaps if you were more thoughtful concerning yourself

Me

You tend to be brutish not to give yourself latitude you work hard to provide others

Excuse them

Yes

    You think I havent walked a mile in their shoesthink perhaps they got out of the bed on the wrong side 

   Latitude

              More conscious

Do as you do concerning others

Youre a sharp cookie

We have our moments

                            An also after all if yawoud  No ones paid to task you in a while             

1012,  2sday,  5  12. 23

she giggledhand to her mouth she didnt do that

                                                     I can’t believe I’m ahead of you.

Whastha sweetpea

You knocking the former.

The fat orange eunuch

Yes.

Wha of it

   Och.

Och

Yes.

If youre ahead of me run with it Youll not hurt my feelingsnot you

No. I know I won’t.

Not you

            Whassup beautiful

An acronym.

Awbabe ya know me an acronyms mix like oil an a struck match

I do.

      So you can imagine how terribly proud I am you created an acronym . such a . . an . evolved acronym.

Methinks youre giving me too much credit

Ohno. You said it.

Ive said it

Yes.

Then youll have to enlighten me

You’ll shit.

Then I cant wait to shit

Former.  Fat orange eunuch.

                               Foe.

   HA

        Too good for words

Yeah babe. 

2107,  Monday,  4  12. 23

2348,  Monday

Nat King Cole  I Don’t Want to See Tomorrow  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjIk-cRU0mk

Och.  You look in poor humor.

Wish humour had anything to do with it baby

                                                 Fuckin media

What did they do wrong now?aside from their equivalences . . which you needn’t revisit I listen to you even when you bore me to tears.

But youre willing to listen  learn

I’ve learned morehonestly than I’ve cared to.

Eyeballs peeled Head on a swivel

                                      Or shits fuck you in the ass

See? It’s sweet words like that that beg me to listen.

                                                        What’s the latest I ought to know?

Media mollycoddling treading lightly regarding the orange cunt

   I thought he's the orange Jesus.

Theres tha While I havent affinities for religion Im not one to offend Catholics Christians Jesus or an orange Buddha Allah Yahweh Krishna

                         If I offend cunts my desperate apologies though Im not inclined to remedy the insult by calling him a prick Prick aint devastating enough   Mebbe  Orange eunuch  Cant imagine theres many of them wandering the landscape  unless unless   chemical eunuchs legal means enforce

Howbout this can we agree

                               Fat  orange  eunuch

How do I get myself involved in these conversations?

Because you love me

Got to be more than love, baby.

Education A fullfilling love   I exist wholly to satisfy your whims your quims  my love

An you can shaddup.

                          Mollycoddling media. Whacha got.

Them referring to the fat orange eunuchs enablers

                                                      Gee  So milquetoast  They continue to maintain theres an equivalence between parties when theres only one These socalled enablers are henchmen who are throwing in because if they lose they wont be held accountable

I liken them to Confederate generals Confederate political leaders who shoud have been executed at the end of the Civil War They rebelled against the country

We didnt

           They crushed Reconstruction inspired the KKK infected the country with Jim Crow Lynched thousands 

Had they been executed for their high crimes against America we might not be where we are today

   Sounds vicious.

If things go wronggo awry whereya think well come down

Frankly just less than half the country by seven million votes last election believe it has more guns more bullets than the other half  but not the Military sworn to “support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign or domestic . . .”

Henchmen  Henchwomen   Call a spade a spadeChristssake

 

1711,  day-between-2-Ts,  29  11. 23

1614,  Monday,  4  12. 23

The Atlantic: 

THE DANGER AHEAD

If Donald Trump returns to the White House, he’d bring a better understanding of the system’s vulnerabilities, more willing enablers, and a more focused agenda of retaliation against his adversaries.

By David Frum

https://www.cfr.org/blog/2020-election-numbers

talking on the phone

                       Now thas a Christmas tree I wanna lay eyes on baby You squeeze off a couple of shots for me an share em  Isnt some technology amazin

You’re certainly picky about yours.

If I was as picky an eater Id starve

What do you mean you don’t have a microwave, Joe.

No

    If I did Id only pop popcorn in it

I use ours every day.

Which Id expect Da

                      Livin with Sis tha minimises risks of you accidentally leaving something on the stove Microwaves turn themselves Off

She explained that.

I imagine Rather safe than sorry right

                                        he was reluctant to use right felt right lead argumentsbrought people into wormholes they wouldnt ordinarily have entered if someone used right with him he cut them off at the ankles he felt right was just as rude

Right Da

Yes. Right. Correct.

Atta boy

          You have breakfast

I did.

Wha

      What did I have?   I had something.

More specific

I had breakfast.

Are you hungry When you wake in the morning youre usually ravenous

                                                                             Hungry

I’m not hungry.

Good sign  Any crumbs bread crumbs cookie crumbs on your lips your beard . .

. . I shave. You’re the one who wears a beard.

Progress

           Coffee

First thing in the morning. You know me.

Hardboiled egg cold cereal

                             Or you can lie to me an Ill shaddup I woudnt know the difference

It’s cold outside.

Tis the season Oatmeal   Something to stick to your ribs

Yes. 

     Oh a cinnamon roll.   Two actually.

Good An youre within a stones throw of lunch

                                                 Sandwich Glass of milk  Milks a standard

Yes yes. I have soup out, crackers.

Sounds sumptuous  Got your bases covered

his father wouldnt starve he had a hollow legpacked food away

Ill text you a couple of photos.

A looped nylon seam up the back

                                    I have an unopened packet Sis found at the back of Maws closet  She probably thought theyd come around again

You have garters?

Why keep nylon hose without garters yah

                                             Will always remember her asking me if her seams were straight

Great memories.

Yes

I have a nylon.

Swell

       So thas my contribution Whas yours

Mine.  I’ve a knottedthat’s important . . a knotted driedup condom I splashed some Christmasy color on.  I’ll see if anyone notices.    

1706,  Reggaefriday,  24  11. 23

1254,  Monday,  4  12. 23

Bing Crosby  It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3vMisNaqd8

there were several swinging doors 

one revolving door

she was trying to shepherd himdistract him away from it

                                                             he knew what she was doing

she knew what she was doing

 

her coynessher devastating innocence about it was terribly attractive

                                                                          he was going to milk it for all it was worth

because he knew what he was going to do

                                              she knew too

it was their private MAD scenario

Mutually  Assured  Dance  the usual acronymal yes  Destruction did not apply

                                                                                     although

they often sexwrecked themselves took a whole day of liquids and nutritious food to recover only to hit the mat again trying to remember who was supposed to start on the bottom

Last two times you began on the bottom. she peered through squinted eyes at him

Are you sure I don rememberI  I don think so

You do.

I donae think I do

You did. was grinning her ass off

                                       You like being on the bottom.

he modulated a baboonmonkey howlsmiled like a wolf I do awright awright you can start on the bottom Well get flippedround turned upsidedown before we know it

after a couple months of mindblowing getting-to-know-you they readily acknowledged Handsdown he said Yahduh handsdown she agreed they had not ever enjoyed such a no-holdsbarred gymnastic partner

                                                                                                infatigable

until they werent

if someone had to pass out

theyd recommend from sex

      No.

Wha                     

Don’t what me.

he peered at her through squinty eyes I didnt  Not the last two times

Are you sure? I don’t remember . I . don’t think so.

Yes you do

No, I don’t think so.

   Weel I can get the door for you anif youll please please wait outside  Ill reenter an exit through the revolving door

You’re gonna get someone hurt someday.

Nah

     Thas why I go in with teenagers

To set a bad example?

No Liberate them

he opened the door for herfollowed her out

she mocked amazed Would you look at all these kids? look like colored confetti.

You sawem too  Be right back

Nothing but a kid himself she thought

a revolving door is like a lateral junglegym which he was too big for now

                                                                                  Kids Goin for a spin soifyaint partial donae enter knew he was tossindown a gauntletknew they wouldnt resist a crowd of them went roundanround sixseven times before catching Securitys eyes

laughing like fiends they slingshot like individual Apollos round the moon and ejected onto the paved mall

Have your fun?

Yes I did baby Thank you

You’re too much.

An all yours you lucky grrl

2225,  Saturday,  2  12. 23

1130,  Monday,  4  12. 23

Bing Crosby  Getting to Know You  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1LNc0RRhnw

Annie Get You Gun  Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO23WBji_Z0

he sighedsaid Canada geese    then laughed hardvery hard

she listened to him  smiled gently

                                    he hadnt laughed like that in a long timeused to laugh like that all the time

   Something funny, huh?

Ohmy yes  Yes  Very funny

                              Veryvery funny  he wiped tears from his eyes

It’s good to hear you laugh like that.

Good good to laugh like that

Are you going to share?

he laughed again  bemused    not as he had laughed

                                                           You up for slapstick not your usual fare

I’d like to share it with you, if you’d let me.

I want to share everything with you

My Dad

He was a card. 

Youll never know

                   Im sorry there were impediments his mother he wouldnt say  she wouldnt

Yes.

     No.  I’ll never know. But I heard him laugh you sound like him.

You think

Yes.  Sound like him . . look like him.

Really You think

I do, yes.

Weel Ill take tha as a compliment

                                      I thought so too for a long time Particularly as Ive grown older For a long time I didnt look much like either my Mom or Dad Funny how sometimes you look at them an wonder Wonder   You look very much like your Dad

she laughed

              We look like our Dads.

he snickered Youre Dad was beautiful

she laughed  gently punched him in the arm  First People are beautiful

Yes  you  are

                Captivatingly beautiful

What was the jokemade you laugh?

                                         Canada geese.

Yes

When my Dad got older we dined out Id make it a point to go to the bathroom with him Hed step up to the urinal unzipping himself hed spit  Clearing the pipes hed say Then relieving himself inevitably he farted An as he did he say excuse me excuse me The farts intermittently woud continue Excuse me excuse me  He wasnt embarrassed He referred to it as a natural process

                                      I didnt   Though usually Id spit hawk a loogie  spit

I didn’t need to know that.

he winked  I want you to know everything

You shit.

No I was preparing to urinate

                                Although you set the table nicely

So this one time my parents visitedlived in Minnesota then He and I entered the restroom  I needed to use the toilet Unusual  I excused myself  You take care of business he told me

I went into the stall I heard him spit heard him unzip his pants

Someone came in

My Dad cut loose with this long sustained gassy fart

Then it was silent

He didnt excuse himself

Then he says

               You hear them Canada geese? Like they was in the room with us.

I laughed from the toiletsounded awfully loud  Acoustics

Guy left without washing his hands

1359,  Reggaefriday,  24  11. 23

2235,  Sunday,  3  12. 23

bros goin deep

                   Come here, you got to look at this.

I gotta . .

. . Youll love it . .

. . High opinion of yourself

   How do you mean?

Ill love it

I love it, I think you’d have to be dead not to, it’s got great looking women in it, fit, dancing, moving.  Takes my breath away.

Your breath is easily taken

Hell of a thing to say.

Not really

            Yamight concedeconcur  although youd be contrary

You’re contrary.

Not as much as I just disagree

                                  So whadaya got thas smitten you

I’m not.

The gentleman doth protest too much methinks  Shakespeare    Hamlet

And why you know tha . .

. . Because I enjoy Shakespeare

                                   Perhaps as much as thatha you want me to see

Maybe.  You’ll take a look?

Wha am I lookin at

I’ve told you.

No  Whas it aired on

I don’t know.

he tilted his head dog to a dogs whistle

                                           Yare not being honest   Wha

Lemme look. his enthusiasm was evaporating he huffed puffed  eyerolled   finally looked up at him

I know it’s going to put you off.

Whadayasay Lets not put me off

Man. You’re so quick to discer . .

. . Me

       You said itd put me off

Because you’re so fuckin critical regarding social media.

For good reasons Yes I am

                             Seems people can make better use of their time Futures movin around behind us before we realise we had ithave passed through it time will never be enough

See. That’s the shit I’m talking about. You’re so condescending.

Im not people are welcome to thatha they will As am I  I have things I want to accomplish  I am not open to suggestion while youon the other hand youd be a marvelous participant in a hypnotists show

                                                                                        Know thyself  I coud go as far to say tha Ill not be corrupted though admittedly thad be harsh

Man, you’re so full of it this is fun stuff.

So wheres it shown

   It’s . ah . . . TikTok . TikTok.

When did you start TikTok

Come on, everybody’s on it.

Ill not state the glaring error of your remark

                                                 Everybodys on Instagram    You too

I am I am.

           There’s a lot of fun things to look at.

Dancing girls

Lotsa stuff.

Wha arya wantin to share with me   Now

Dances. Swagg Bouncee, Cosby Walk, Woah, the Bust Down.

      Yah

            Those sound right up my alley

Take a look. I think I can change your opinion.

Lets see

Great. he played with his phone  This is one of my favorites the women are amazing.

he was pretty sure he knew what he was getting himself into

bro handed him his smartphonegrinning his ass off  I turned up the volume so you can hear the music too, you ready?

Hit the play button.

he began the video

                    four young goodlookin women tight clothing moving jumping shakingshimmying  choreographed  then they repeated the moves although having turned sideways to the camerathen repeated the steps shot from behind

he disconnected

handed the phone back

                           Okay I looked

I looked. Really.

                   I thought . .

. . Expected

Yes. I expected you’d be more enthused once you saw the girls.

Like watchin cheerleaders man

No, cheerleaders don’t move like that.

They coud

           Though by your defensean it is so don deny it you go down the rabbithole watching these one after the other donya   Addicting

   Weel.  There’s different girls different dances different music, a lot to choose from.

A veritable candystore

You could say that.

I did

       So in this vein whaelse do I not partake 

   Candy.

October, 2023

1138,  Sunday,  3  12. 23

https://www.vice.com/en/article/4avgmm/why-tiktok-dances-look-same

Have you heard of the Sphere in Vegas? Beth asked  Bennie nodded   they knew

they had that on him

                     but his high was just coming on they were going to dull it out the gate  hed have to shut them down

rude if necessaryhe could do that  werent no skin off his ass

                                                                  No

No?  Bennie asked with an eyeroll

he eyerolled back I don know anything Vegas

                                                 Not my kind of town like Sinatra coud have sang

He sang Chicago’s my kind of town. You can relate.

You obviously did I see no foolin you

   he frownedjust a bit You’re fooling with me.

As I said

          No foolin you  Sphere   Wha of it

It’s spectacular.

Have you been there Beth

   she crooked her head like a dog listening to a dog whistle No.

How do you know its spectacular

I’ve seen the advertisements, they came in on my social media.

                                                                  Oooh.  You don’t have social media.

I do not  Me an Groucho

that threw her a curve

She doesn’t know who Groucho is.

                                     Why Groucho?

He and I woud refuse to join any club that woud have us

Social media’s not really a club.

Bennie The way it beatsbatters people over the head makes me believe otherwise  Not my kind of society Like bab au rhum ba ba ba bum

What? they crooned in unison

High Society

              Wannabe social media makes me want to puke

it looked like it hurtpanties twistin tha hard

                                              High Society is a movie Crosby Sinatrayah him again Louie Armstrong Grace Kelly  Next July we collide with Mars

Beths eyes were frosting over

Whakinda shit social media do you followNo I donwanna know a rhetorical question You understand tha

she squirmed bit probably working the panties out of her buttcrack she didnt strike him as a woman who wore thongs I do.

Fantastic

           Sally forth with the spectacular sphere

Its enormous. It has the ability on its surface inside and out to flash untold images, contiguous facets or a singular image, say, an orange Jack-o’-lantern for Halloween.

Are we talking strobe effects Epilepsy

                                          Im sure if entering a patron woud have to sign a waiver shoud they seize

Have psychs evaluated the risks

Jesus. You’re making assumptio . .

. . Assuming possible risks inherent risks  Odds ifya will

                                                                Its fuckin Vegas man

You have an issue with Vegas?

No more than social media

We’re going.

Knock yourselves out

You don’t think it’ll be awesome?

Beth

      Id prefer a sensory deprivation chamber  Im sparkedup enough with my own sensory barrage  But thas me

Knock yourselves out

If I covered you?

No Bennie Not even if you covered me

                                         Thank you though

311preferred,  Reggaefriday,  24  11. 23

1549,  Saturday,  2  12. 23

https://www.thespherevegas.com/

Sinatra  My Kind of Town  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iK_CL7sr018

Bing Crosby Frank Sinatra  Well, Did You Evah (from High Society)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kq1JQUhwVQ

https://www.ceenta.com/news-blog/are-strobe-lights-dangerous