Wow wow wow WOW usually preceded his gale of laughter abject hilarity
he could have been disturbed but wasnthadnt expected anything less from
the organisation
Man iftha
don take the cake
he gathered
himselfwiped a tear from his eye he
reread the email to make sure he understood it correctly
hed been telling the management
teams thacame an went through his store the four years he worked there to them Yare the fifth in four walking into a shit show
he didnt spare them
knew upper management wasnt
going to spare them
HELP WANTED MANAGERS
the yellow blackprint placard was still
in the window
they asked him to take it down
he told them he thought they
could manage that
wasnt sparing em hittin em hard right from the getgo
the email informed him he was dismissed “Please complete the questionnaire at the end
of this email in two weeks, April 1st theyd
miss the irony and return it.”
he deleted the
email
exit interviews are held in person when someone is fired
he did however appreciate the
euphemistic dismissed
though he elaborated it dissedmissed
he did wonderwhomever if they thought they were efficient or cowardly
where he was from
cowardly
but
into the future no one would know where he was from because that place no
longer exists comparable to when there were once freely-entered airports concourses smackdab up to the gates to greet family friends
coming down the narrow jetway rather than the massed cattle-calls the lines
surrounded by TSA Take off your shoes. filed through scanners pat downs
Bush said our way of life came
under attack they wont change us
they did
the United States ass over teakettle did
people hired on-line face-to-face discouraged dismissed on-line
looked
like corruption
was probably a good thing on-line he didnt care for the smell of rot
an he
liked limburger cheese
0938 & earlier,
Reggaefriday – St Paddys Day, 17 3. 23
