13.1.23

 
   That’s ludicrous.
Were stoned  everything is ludicrous   or lewdicrous

Repeating yourself.

Nah  Just putting a spin on it

A spin?

Yah

What spin?

   I donwanna work that hard  Good for one goosegood for another  


You know how hard it is talking to you?
I do
      Hard as it is for me to talk to you   But in another life why ludicrous

Are we really going to labor this?

Is laboring when you have to use your imagination step outside of the box

We’re talking about farts.

No  We were talking about whether a fart is conscious or not

It’s a function of your body, an endgame, not conscious.

Like seeing so you don walk into a wall can be titillated by the pleasant unctuoussway of a womans hips an fanny in a skirt 
      Function
No.

Give me more than no
                        Or do you mean know  We agre . .
. . We don’t agree on a lot except politics.

So not know rather no
                            it looked like his blood pressure ticked up  a reddeningflush at his throat  made him think he looked like a rooster 
          Wattle
What?

Nothing  conversing with myself

Your angels?

Theyre not angels At best an unselected entourage whove made their way to me Ive become their stomping grounds gerunds verbs nouns  Me Magnet They Iron filings  Ironic huh

I don’t know what you’re talkinbout.

Never mind 
             The never mind proves ignorance  absolute ignorance refuses to probe 
Conscious farts  They are

How?

I believe theyre performative  no audience yare off the hook  may trouble you with something sounding like the old soft shoe  A doodle dee doodle dee  do 

   What? 
Yah 
      Anthey don sour your nosebitchslap you something offensive Their sounds an scentssmells are for audiences

Jesus. 
Im sure he does Rips one off in church organist starts playing to hide or minimise it  Why else call them pews

he looked around

there was nowhere to run

1420,  Reggaefriday,  6  1. 23
1433,  Reggaefriday the 13th,  1. 23
off the radio  Dean Martin  Carol Richards  That Old Soft Shoe  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPraPAxVc0c 
’33  Wilson, Keppel & Betty  Sand Dance  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2fqjsijaMM


   Come on guy  Dealbreakers are like the Ten Commandments  Thou shall not none of them  You don assemble a list torture a resume thas whaya call itright an then concede that weight combinedthreefour is suddenly intransigent you will not suffered them 
                        YA ONLY SUFFER ONE  One    One . . 
. . That’s two!

Oh clever  Not   I cant figureunderstand your reckoning thought process
                                                                            Mebbe  yah   mebbe if ya thought bout it like capital punishment electric chair gas chamber lethal injection firing squad hanging  Only one offs ya   Follow tha 

   I don’t like the analogy.

Ya don you think compare and contrasts are the tits

Therethat’s what you’re leaving out of your consideration.

Ive not Its a matter of wha I wont contend with

Seems to me you have.  
                         Or you haven't heard of compromise.

Compromised dealbreakers  awesome   Really splitting hairs man 
                                                                       Youll tolerateignore aspects of a woman if you think thatha will land you in the promiseland  fitted in cleavage whas the crummy Toy Story character   AHBuzz Lightyear  get to infinite and beyond

Isn’t that what it’s all about?

Is it

1415,  Reggaefriday,  6  1. 23
1145,  Reggaefriday the 13th  1. 23


  thrice 
          the second preposterous interlewd was with another female attorney  clutching at straws  terribly he couldnt remember her name   he remembered Monica Ambrosia  theyd be a yearanahaf older  two  he couldnt remember her name 
rudeness didnt play into it  the matter of eating alone 
                                                                although it was lunch  she ordered in Chinese it smelled amazing

Would you care for an egg roll? mustard sauce? You go sweet ‘n sour on me I’ll be disappointedunhappy.

I coud eat an eggroll two  Yes hot mustard sauce

I knew I liked youknew that when I came to your office. 
                                                            Did you know Monica  Monica  recommended you?
No  shit

No shit. Evidently you knocked her for a loop. 

had to be fishing Monica was tightlipped Muthafuck was she tightlipped an tightlipped a tight motherWho knew
                                                                                                                       Well Im pleased Monica enjoyed our services

Our? Were there more than you?

   Our  No   I was referring to the companymy efforts on its behalf

Its behalf?

Yes

   That’s not what I heardCut to the chase
                                              My husband doesn’t find me attractive . . because I’m pregnant.

Whas with these pricks  Yare pregnant  in the flower of your womanhood . . 
. . He won't fuck me.

he was picking up a second egg rolldropped it on the plate
                                                   Wha My gawd yare beautiful Round where pregnancy rounds you inviting  A beautiful brain in your head 
Does he think hes going to hurt the baby  

He couldn’t hurt the baby. 
                              Frankly I believe he’s jealous of the babyusurping his primacy, my devotion to him. 

Primacy  Devotion 
                      There are pricks  then there are cocksuckers ya find this guy at Gay 90s  earlier panting at a gloryhole

We met for drinks at Happy Hour. 
Next door

Yes.

   Yes
        Is he straight

We had sex lotsa sex before we married . . obviously sex since. 
But not now 

   No.  Not now.
                   He told me, told me, I’m . I . . . I’m repugnant.

they tumbled onto her modern rental Executive desk  fucked 
                                                                    wished he could remember her name


the lactating teen 
                   she got pregnant said she had her fingers crossed her parents wouldnt find out before she turned eighteen so she could abort she had time it wouldnt be risky

her mother saw

told her father

no abortion
            she was having the baby they were going to raise the child as their own her baby sister

Tha gonna work out 
She’s theirs. 
             I’ll give it maybe a year, provide for her nourishment . . then I’m outa here. I have my life and I’m pursuing it, they messed the wax.

   I can understand though. I was their only child amid three miscarriages . . they wanted other children. They’re welcome to her. 
                    I didn’t want her. 


he was working next door building a retaining wall 

she called out the kitchen window to him 
                                           You off at fourthirty? 
I am

I’ve made cookies, have some for you, stop over . . my parents will be at church.

DEAL 


he rapped on the back door

it entered into the kitchen

Come in.

entering he found her breastfeeding her daughter
                                                          history repeating itself She ah know its rude to eat alone
Ellen laughed who knew that line could invoke laughter 
                                                              She’s almost fed . rude to eat alone, what are you implying?  
Baby makes it look and sound mighty tasty

You think so?

Will she go down after feeding

She will.

   Good  I can show ya


she had no idea that a fullgrown man could be a baby at heart 
                                                                   he was
Cookies and warm mothers milk

prior to 0700,  Thursday,  12  1. 23
2326,  Thursday,  12  1. 23

Blind Faith  Can’t Find My Way Home  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jlLBs6YawM 

12.1.23


Its rude to eat alone 
                     he couldnt have imagined the legs that line grewwhere they took him  thrice 
things came in threes
been his experience
                     twice over four years sounds right not threefive over his career where was his old man when he used that descriptor when he worked for a furniture rental company  working his way up from deliveryman--driver to showroom employee  manager  working with customershustling new ones 
                                                                      he had a knack with people

coldcalled an attorneyfollowing a lead she was setting up a new branch office for her burgeoning practise

timing was off but before she could excuse herselfblew him off he finessed herhanded her a business card and suggestedencouraged that the immediate ramifications of dumping dough suffering the outlay could be amortized by renting desks credenzas bookshelves write-offs thereby enabling her to enjoy what he did best  his flexibility  service acumen

within the week she calledset an appointment to meet at the showroom although realisedadmitted her time fell outside his the showroom closed 
                            Wha time Ill open for you

they met at seventhirty in the evening
                                       unfortunately something gyrated on her endher time suddenly limited No sweat  Ill walked you through our basic intermediate highend selections  he also provided her a pamphlet which he noted that he hired the photographer wrote its text

having to leave she apologisedthanked him 
                                              I liked what I saw. Let me make arrangements and I’ll call, we’ll setup another time.

Im happy to unlock the place  please keep that in mind

she dashed off


three days past 

his boss got a bug up his asswanted to bet against him he wasnt keen on his hustling  that was because he liked going out during the day and when he was gone hed have to mind the store  
he bought a new Vette

he wanted to be out driving around

   Hunred dollars

What? A hundred dollars.

Put up or shut up 
                      sucker bet his boss could be provokedhad a macho thing that begged picking at  

smirking his boss went to his pantspocket produced folded cash bound by a green celery rubberband  he unfolded five twenties 
           You’re on, lip, where’s your money? 

Im good for itya know that Ifya prefer hold onto yoursyoure good for it  If not Ill lift it from petty cash

You won’t.

Ya know me better than that

with a flourish his boss hid the hunred under a pretty paperweight on his desk which was immediately behind his
We’re on. 

We are

But she has to rent, not just call back.

Understood


it was another three days of cheap shotsmocking before she called again to set up an appointment 

she took him up on unlocking the business and apologised for not calling sooner she had been called out of town unexpectedly

Please you neednt explain Im grateful were able to meet again. 


she brought her office floor plans blueprints measurements when she came

also brought her baby

Goodness Congratulations

Thank you, she’s a little trooper . .
. . Like her Momma
                     A month an a haf two months Im the eldest of sixbeen round plenty of babies all my life

She’s two months.
                     was cute as a button 
Her name

Ambrosia, Amber for short.

he pulled the blanket down from her chin
                                              I can see that  Bold

Thank you

Anif I may you look fantastic  First babygood experience

Yes.

A setup baby

Set up?

Yes So goodamazing that baby two is a shoo-in

Well, my second babyif ever will be years in the making. My husband isn’t . well . . we’re divorcing . he’s not keen. 
Hes a prick

her eyes flashed like a she-wolf

Save it Monica  hes a prick 
                              Neither you or Ambrosia ought to suffer him 
Ambrosia began crying

Awnuts, what time is it?

Approaching eight

I have to feed her. she handed him a list of furniture she needed  Let’s do this, if you don’t mind I'll feed her.

Help yourself Ill draw up the papers
                                        he walked into his office  Monica followed

pulling forms to pen she undid her blouse and began breastfeeding

   not to look would defy all his male instincts

Ambrosias suckling and smacking didnt help matters

he watched several moments then raised his eyes meeting Monicas 
                                                                       without hesitation  Whas wrong with Ambrosia havent you taught her any manner  she ought to know its impolite to eat alone

Monica surprisedburst out laughingstartled Ambrosia who began crying between peals of laughterher mouth uncovered Shush sshshush sssh sweet girl, shush, sssh.

Ambrosia quieted  began smacking again

smiling Monica said
                      OhJoe, you’re bad.    

You have no ideano idea Monica

1109,  Thursday,  12  1. 23 
1926,  Thursday 
Dan Fogelbery/Tim Weisberg  Tell Me To My Face  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mI6qw6LNeE


penseedream 

lament 

lactating teen

breastfeeding her baby girl

in her countryfashioned kitchen 


   “It’s rude to eat alone.”

prior to 0700,  Thursday,  12  1. 23
1051,  Thursday


buddy was trying to rebuff his rebuke of artifice  he knocked augmentation enhancementbuddy refused to concede cosmetic surgery plastic surgery artificial tits were artifice

he doubledup ridicule Stop it, you’re being ridiculous.  


steelyeyed Whas ridiculous

his steelyhardblue eyes were discerning  buddy knew he had a short fuse 
                                                                        Okay . okay alright . . I have given this some thought . . an I think I’ve found the perfect scenario that will call you out . . . if you would . call your bluff.

   Bluff  Regarding our enduring dislocationdisagreement  augmenting enhancing euphemisms 
                                                                                                      Cant wait  Continue 

Cheshire Cat smile oozed across his face cat who ate the canary who was supposed to work the next day in a mine 
                                                                                                                In a word.
I’ve no doubt you know it and likely would use it. NO.  Then nothing more than spiting me.



In a . .
. . You said 


Orgasmatron.

From Woody Allens Sleeper

Yes, you know it.

I know it  Woudnt use it

You wouldn’t? looked like he wanted to spit   You are spiting me.

No nah  Miles MonroeWoodys character didnt use it   He hid inside it 
                                                                           Shutting the door it turned on

But he came out pleasedhad that rode hard and put away wet look. 

Classic slapstick Three Stooges style
Maybe. 
           But he certainly looked euphoric . in a burntmatch manner. Had he not been discovered by the jackbooted orangejumpsuit cops . . perhaps . hed have stayed put . . lusting . .  implied lusting asif a starryeyed waif a smitten Cinderella racing home before the coach turned into a pumpkin 


Tellya wha you do you an Ill do me  It sounds rightup your alleybet ya might follow Miles immediately 
                                                                                                                I can only imagine the mess can you   Like cleaningup a honeyhut ya know honeyhuts

Yes. 
        where was the Cheshire Cat going

Yave used them

he cleared his throat 
                     Yes.

Ever empty clean one 
No.

Ever see maintenance don on one

   No.

But you can imagine

I suppose I can. 

   Sloppy seconds aint even close 
                                   So why whywoud I use an orgasmatron  I believe ya woudnt 

Wheels come off the ride 


he didnt wait around  goes without saying

202preferred to 1402,  Reggaefriday,  6  1. 23
2334,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  11  1. 23
Steely Dan  Only a Fool Would Say That  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hvz0TOm0zgI

11.1.23


he was a manchild a minimalist informed by small  the components that madeup living he thought Life but they were different
         the little things that badgered and bitchedforced their way in  swellingdistorting themselves like blowfish to attract his  wandering   attention

as a kid adults his parents teachers relations worried about his lack of focusPAY ATTENTION! 
he was not not paying attention 
                                 they failed to realise their competition with the small thingssometimes animate  tender parts of what he named mosaic 
                                 sugar bowls and shotglasses beef jerky and trees bark bees hummingbirds shadows of falling leaves creek eddies birds soundlessly soaring overhead which caused him pause to watch minutes on end imagining what it looked like from their height or what they were looking at  and that at altitude most things appeared small to them 
               thenagain  recognising their kinship

0843,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  11  1. 23
Sergio Mendes & Brasil ’66  Look Around  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1hDw8vsl2E 


   At first I was troubled  keenly troubled thamebbe  mebbe I was stuck in a rut   Then thinkin hardthinkin it through I was definitely  okay   where I was
                                           Worse places to be
Worse than a rut? are you kiddin’ me?

her crystalblue eyes were devastating he  couldntwouldnt lie to her 
                                                                           Nah ya know me better
I woudnt kid you

Well . you’re a better man than . .
. . Thankgoodness  Youd make a lousy man 
                                                 he chuckled  

she shook her headshaking off his interruptionhis compliment 
                                                                 Whenever finding myself in a rut I ‘bout go nutsobsessing how to get at it, lose it.

Your ruts are ugly

Ugggly 
         Yours aren’t?

Sometimes most of the time  But this ones different it appeals to me unlike any before  Rut
                                                                                                 From Latin from Old French late Middle English  rugitus   from rugire to roar 
                                                         I know 
I looked it up

amused her head worked slowly side to side   she smiled 
                                                                You’re strange . so strange.
   But your kind of strange

still smiling 
               Definitely. 
You’re okay? I can’t help you . . with your . rut?

My rut   No 
               he couldntwouldnt lie to her 
                                              he cleared his throat  My rut  first was sexualextraordinarily sexual crazy sexual an has grown into love Ive fallen in love    With you 


fuckin poker face

he couldnt read her 



Wanna throw a dog a bone

she hadnt hid her smiles dimples laughter behind her hand before 
                                                                      I love rutting with you  Wanna bone a blueeyed bitch

333preferred to 1533,  Twosday,  10  1. 23
906preferred to 2106,  Twosday
Fleetwood Mac  Woman of a Thousand Years  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQYHFWGXeDk 

10.1.23


he evicted a black widow
                          placed her fanny under a flirtatious sun in a dry spotshaking his finger at her
Donya darecoud have set you in a puddle don be making evileyes at me
they knew something of evileyes 
                              though given her numerouseyes hed concede shed have the upperhand if push came to shove 
       but he didnt shovedidnt shove her out caught her gently in a vintage Welchs dinosaur jelly jarcapping it with his hand  not concerned that she might bite himhe hadnt threatened her  an given his extensive relationship with black widowsthey going back decades  he had no doubt his kind considerations had found their way across untold generations  Jungs collective unconscious  while Jungs preference was human beings he believed all earthlings were connected ansince trillions more were feral than men and women woud ever be again  their connectedness was deft and defiant

   Dad, you’re nuts.

You know the storiesyouve confirmed the stories with those who saw  How can you think Im nuts

A kneejerk reaction . good point . . but that said I wouldn’tya couldn’t make me . . walk step across any of those miles in your moccasins.

Understood  though I havehave sought the relationship
                                                             Hasnt failed me yet
You know the story of the scorpion and the frog?

I do
     Do you know the story of the scorpion and the elephant

   No.

Its a good one  I don want you to think Im thoughtless

Though you are confident.

   Yes  Confident not deluded

 

You won’t change your mind? asked the black widow 
                                                             she smirked a bit 
Goes without saying?

he nodded

1033,  Twosday,  10  1. 23
1450,  Twosday