12.8.21

 

Youve entered a brave new world I think if yare to succeed yare gonna have to step up adjust  lego of old ways

I don’t know if you’re someone who ought to be telling me about this brave new world; you’re not part of it.

No I have someone I love someone Though to be honest if something went awry with it I still wouldnt play your game Id be oldfashion it still works its just not as easy or convenient as a cellphone in hand
                                                                                                  Which  if you think about makes everyone involved  easy



Nothing


Not really, you ought to count your lucky stars that you’re in a good relationship.

Luck hasnt a damn thing to do with it
                                        As you know all relationships demand work Don wanna work don enter it 

Alright. I’ll bite.
                  Step up, adjust, let go of old ways.

Now yare talking

What’s your recommendation?

Ya kiddin me Wha am I always knocking you about

You knock me all the time; say you’re keeping me on my toes.

You need to be on your toes

According to you.

I think if I shared you with a lot of people Survey says! yaknow the old Family Feud plot is that show still around

Are you kidding me? Hell yeah.

Richard Dawson Hogan’s Heroes he still the emcee the host

He’s not, but the show goes on . .
. . The show must go on
                           Until it doesnt     However were off point  Adjusting  Mobius Strip

That’s thin. Mobius Strip what?

Whas it look like from the side
                                    Its also mathematical anya love math Ill bump the play up once youve answered

Where you going with this?
Fuckin humour me
                    Im owed that for putting up with backwards you Answer the question before ya forgetbefore a neuron fires an dislodges it

A Mobius Strip.

Correct

Then, from the side . . . infinite sig . .
. . CORRECT
              An eight laying on its side anya dig the number eight or as you like to beat like a dead dog yer immense dislike of even numbers thereby two cubedto the third which allows inserting an odd number to satisfy yourself

Wow . . you know me like a book.

Sadly a comicbook
Stop it!

Im allowing myself some fun man
                                     Youll admit you like the shapethe lemniscate as its called in algebraic geometry  which you succeeded in whereas I failed but earned a hard-won D

Yes, I do like its shape.
THATS the admission I was looking for
                                          It is a pleasing shape Makes ya wanna kiss itdont it

Kiss it?

 Sure
       It looks attractive enough to kissI mean if you have to kiss an algebraic geometric symbolhuh


Okay – no idea where this is going – yes, if I had to kiss . .
. . BAM there ya go  youd kiss it

If I had . .
. . Ohyado

Oh I do?

Yado
      Yacant make this hurtle  go buy yourself a girlie magazine some lube an jackoff 

What the fuck, man; what the hell are you talking about?

Kiss the geometric symbolLove it up
                                       Or stroke

 

Dazed and confused Zeppelin wrote your theme song

I don’t get you.

Lemme help ya
                 Lemniscate    Picture it


Yeah, okay . . pictured.

Picture yourself kissing itya love it youve admitted it
                                                          Do it 

Okay.

Use some enthusiasm cunt

You gotta be mean?

Aint mean
            Youll meet some real enthusiastic cunts anif yare not up to the task yare going nowhere buddy nowhere  just home to stroke your cock

A woman turned on her side from behind on her back legs parted
                                                                     Ya kiss that lemniscateya lap it up
 Adjust   Lego of old ways

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1313,  Thursday,  12  8. 21
Zeppelin  Dazed and Confused  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w772GXG5LnE


Ive got a question 


every time it came out of his mouth he thought of his daughters they primed him
                                                                                           they were curious as cats  intelligent  relentlessly queried himhis wife until their often exhaustive explanations finally satisfied them

when they were first pregnant they decided that when their child had a question they would always encourage them to ask it  if they didnt know the answer theyd learn together
                                                              they also agreed at no time would they ever answer Because or Because I said  they endured that as childrenhad been frustrated being dismissed out of hand and would be damned if they ever Becaused their child

 


Ive got a question

Certainly.

Its pronounced soitenly
                           I try to acknowledge The Three Stooges whenever I can

That’s very unStoogelike, wouldnt you admit?

  No that they went by Stooges didnt mean they were stupid they made Hitlers kill list for their parody You Nazty Spy which was probably more damning than the fact they were Jews

I didn’t know that.

Yah  Those are my boys

                                   So  my question

Ohyes, I forgot you had a question; although you always seem to have a question.

Family trait Were selective about what ignorances we choose thus ignorant not prejudiced although Ive had to listen an contend with arguments refuting that

I'd be tempted to refute you.

Thatd be fine  after my question

Certainly . . er, soitenly.

Thank you for correcting yourself

If I hadn’t, you would have.

Bet your bottom dollar
                          My question  Why don you just quietly admire that dude who runs by and not bring him to my attention  Hes not interesting

I’m not interes . .
. . Perhaps not anyet you alwaysit never fails  comment on him draw attention to him   Just stop Admire away Leave me be

He runs like a deer.

Enjoy him  Go nuts   Stop including me I prefer looking at women to men  Zip zero interest   Please

It’s not tha . .
. . Save it  Please 


Honestly . . I don’t know if I can make that promise.

 

 

they usually met for coffee across from the park on the same day every week hed remind him when they sat down on the patio

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1110,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  11  8. 21

We will not comply

parents in Tennessee accost a health official who appeared and encouraged the community to wear masks

the parents screamed We will not comply; we will not comply; we will not comply . . .

he thought the obvious chant back at them was
                                                   Then die; then die; then die . .   poetic
theres no point to be empathic with idiots 
                                            an made him again ideate that in order to have children individuals have to pass a test

https://news.yahoo.com/anti-mask-parents-threaten-doctors-230542575.html

1712,  Thursday,  12  8. 21

triage

              when unvaccinated people present at hospitals with Trump virus symptoms looking for help

send them home

Seek solace in God.

1734,  Thursday,  12  8. 21


11.8.21


How did your R O I work out

Return on investment? Look at you rocking an acronym; this a breakthrough?

35 No  If I said Roy you wouldntve followed me

35? You’re calling me 35 now?

I am 


You want to remind me why you’re calling me 35?

Arent ya a little distressed yare asking me to remind you
                                                            Lemme give ya some time  It was two days ago that we had that conversation

Time won’t help . I’ve told you I can’t do two things at onc . .
. . Ill sit here quietly admire the view the birds

No. I’ll be distracted that you’re waiting on me.

You cant disregard meI could go into the house  outa sight outa mind

No. I’ll know you’re in the house waiting for me to remember . . that’ll distract me tooI can’t do two things at once!

SHESH 
        Okayokay  relax take it down a few notches  Im not meaning to get you excited irritated

Just tell me, please; I’m not distressed I can’t remember, I'm really not.


Yare gonna crown yourself  Sure you don wanna a hint
No!

Awright awright  I call you 35 because you told me when you began dating apps you had been divorced 35 days

Yes, I recall, I did say that; thank you for not making a hint.

Ya would have remember

Or maybe I wouldn’t have, then I’d really've been upset.

Ya would have remember
                          Anyway  you mentioned ya got a new fish on line

Yes, but first lemme say this about Roy . . I think she wasn’t her, she might not have even been a woman.

 

You talked to her

Oh . . you’re right, I did.

She sounded like a woman

She did, she did, I don’t mean she wasn’t a woman, I meant to say I think she wasn’t who she said she was.

Since yare in an alternate reality youll have to explain what you mean  You can do thatyah

  Yes.
        She might have been catfishing me.

Catfishing

Yes, catfishin . .
. . Repeating it isnt describing itdefine the term
                                                  Alternate realitys a different world  Gimme a break

Oh, you don’t know?


Wittgensteins seventh proposition

Ah, hence your silence.

 


Okay, okay, I get it.
                     Catfishing, catfish, is someone who pretends to be someone they’re not.
Why

I don’t know why, it’s social media, a catfish pursues deceptive on-line romances.

Why

A chick could be a three-hundred pound dude.

Fourhunred

What do you mean four-hundred?

Former

Former? Four-hundred?

Possible  he aint svelte

Three-hundred isn’t svelte.

No Threehunred pounds isnt
                                   Nevermind

Okay, anyway, this is my logic from here forth; catfish me once, shame on you, catfish me twice, shame on me.

Clever  Catfish  
                 Ya blew the line

I did? That’s wrong?

Its pluck catfish out  Fool me once, shame on . . . shame on you. Fool me – you cant get fooled again
                                                                                                          Bushs riff an homage to The Who

What are you talking about?

Nothing
           Apparently  absolutely  nothing

1614,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  4  8. 21
1446,  Twosday,  10  8. 21
The Who  Won’t Get Fooled Again  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q 

 
as a boy he knew there was something about these people that turned him off made him coldmade him walk away from them in midsentence
                       ordinarily he wasnt rude
he found he couldnt abide them
they scarcely had anything in common

business people

because they irritated him so distinctly it didnt take him long to learn another word to describe them
                                                                                                         sociopaths All for me and me for myself

they were grotesque


all these years later theyve only become more grotesque

 

therefore it disturbed him when he was talking with a friend I’ve been divorced thirtyfive days. and counseling him if counseling was the correct or appropriate word not to go off halfcocked because he thought he got a whiff of interest pussy

it disturbed him that as he explained what 35days might want to consider 35 cut him off
                                                                                             R O I. he said I follow your thinking, your strategy.

he recoiled from acronyms Jesus R O I Cant speak Englishcant just say
                                                                          Im talking that before you pop for a trip her way you recognise the expense youll incur Ya might wanna talk some more alotmore first

R O I is return on investment, my brother's in finance; I understand what you're saying.

Return on investment

That’s what you mean, right?

Yes . . I hate myself right now
                                If I knew an had to shorthand wha I was saying Id have said return on investment

Right. R O I.

Wrong Return on investment

You’re a stubborn motherfucker.

Nah a whole other matter altogether Some other time we can talk about it but in the meantime youve got an iron poker in the fire

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1127,  Twosday,  10  8. 21

10.8.21

December 31, 1969 -- January 1, 1960

  
it was a dinner party  upscale

he was invited

he called the hostess to decline

she encouragedimplored him
                               No, please come, the guest selection was mine, and I can’t say I remember a time that I didn’t find your insights unique or unexpected. I daresay, not to flatter you, likely you’ll be the linchpinthe keystone to the gathering.

You are ofcourse flattering me

I am, aren’t I?  Please, Joe, think it over a bit longer. Today was the earliest someone might receive an invite, the party isn’t for another three weeks . . pleease.

her please was more than pleasing
                                     he could listen to her say pleease for hours

he conceded to consider furthur

several days later he called and accepted

Mimi was thrilled
                   I’ve had my fingers crossed since we spoke. 

I hope I didnt hinder your sex life
                                   air came out of her like air escaping a looselyheld toy balloon a uncoordinated child trying to tie it off for the first time
                                    Uncross your fingers, Mimi  Jacketno tie okay

she cleared her throat That gaff will make you stand out, but you’ll standout nonetheless; alright.

I appreciate the concession, thank you. I promise I’ll eat with utensils.


he met her at a friends it was a gameboard night she was recently engaged 

they were partnered

saying good nighttelling her how much he enjoyed her company he unabashedly let slip it was unfortunate he met her that eveningnot earlier

she smiledblushed

I love your dimples

she blushed deeper laughed  she didnt cover her mouth

That did it he said Im smitten
                                    Have a fine evening.

he saw her fourfive more times as game night visited other players homes before he met her fiancé

ofcourse he didnt like him
                            though he could tolerate him

he wasnt invited to the wedding

frankly it didnt cross his mind

 

her husband was above game night a successful businessman he traveled continuously sometimes she traveled with him 

they maintained a loose friendship despite him galling her husband his name was Daniel he preferred Daniel

he called him Danny
                        A rose by any other name would smell as sweet  correct 
Mimi laughed

Daniel tolerated him begrudgingly because of his wifes affection
                                                                    they wouldnt be buddies
they were fine with that

but Danny had a bug up his asshad to compete with him

despite nothing was to be won except inside Dannys head 


after dinner gathered outdoors for scotch and cigarsthe other women had cognac or brandynixed the cigars however Naomi enjoyed scotch and cigars which botherednot irritated bothered Danny it had been fun before they marriednow not so much it also bothered Danny that he called his wife Mimi 
                                                                A term of endearment Danny Much like Danny
Danny didnt like endearment

So Danny has there a time in your life that handsdown if you could repeat again you would

That’s hard to say, Joseph, why would you ask?

Actually Id ask all A thought experiment 
                                           Ten years ago this evening does anyone remember where they werewhat they were doingwho they were with if anyone I don

a buzz went out
                  they were louder than the crickets cigars drawn on brighter than the fireflies

concensus around the gathering tickled by waters of an ornate bluelighted fountain near the sumptuous lounge chairs and side tables was that no one knew what had happened ten years prior

Thats what I suspected
                         Therefore Danny Mimi everyone if there was a tenyear brook we cherished and wouldnt be adverse to relivingweve already proven we wouldnt remember  would anyone be willing to relive it

The Sixties were phenomenal for me happy fulfilled family  Id return in a heartbeat

Danny said Well, but we can’t; and I couldn’t say that those ten years aren’t ahead of me.

Yare fiftythreefiftyfour Youve obviously enjoyed success

Success feeds success, Joseph.

Until it doesnt, Danny
                       air came out of the collection
                                                       An sometimes in the blink of an eye

In defence of thought machinations
                                      if this evening were New Years Eve December Thirtyfirst Nineteensixtynine an I woke unceremoniously unremembered on January First Nineteensixty I would be happy  That said happiness is the spectacular currency of my life

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1550,  Monday -- Nagasaki, 1945,  9  8. 21

 

he heard her laugh into the phone 

it came out tinny
                 her laugh wasnt tinny lousy cells an as it evolved into her classic belly laugh whatever she was thinking tickled her he despised the cell for denying him her truly infectious laughter 


Wanna share he asked as her laugh began to subside
                                                        wrong words that piqued her an off she went again her fake thin falsetto ticked him if the phone correctly reproduced her laugh hed be laughing with her without knowing what tickled her

he didnt dare provoke her by speaking

hed let her talk when she was ready

 

Whoo whoo, hilarious, whoo, mymymy . . 
                                            You’re still there?
I am

Too funny. she chortled a bit

he cringed worried she was going to go off again

Whoo . . hilarious.

Apparently

Give me another moment . . it is too funny . I wish I could transport it into your brain without saying . . you crack me up.

Apparently
                 Wanna throw a dog a bone

In a moment, just a moment . . wish I didn’t have to speak . .
                                                                 Whoo . . that’s better; better. 
Im happy to bring you such humour

You do, thank you, I’d be remiss if I didn’t thank you . . absolutely choice.

May I venture . . whats choice

Whew, whew . . you’re choice.

Im choice

Yes. You realise it’s coming back on you?

Its coming back on me
                       Wha

You think you’re being a soundingboard for Bruce.

I am

Joe, you’re not a soundingboard; a kind way to think of yourself but you’re not.

No

she chortled againhe cringed  she contained herself Whew. No. You’re not.

But Im something funny
You’re fucking hilarious. 

Yawanna let me in . in on your joke babe

Our joke actually.

Our joke

  Yes.
       Joe . . don’t take this badly, it’s quite swee . .
. . Im not sweet . .
. . Which you maintain . . but you are; you’re like candy.

Candy to Bruce
                   Thats disturbing

No. she snickered You’re Bruce’s life coac . .
. . Blow me

I would, but your across country; life coach, Joe, tried and true, through and through.

I don see it

How can you not? You’ve walked off on two women who, by your own words, were dropdead gorgeous, but were life coaches . . objectively you know . subjectively . . not so much.

Im helping a guy out

No. You’re teaching, coaching, provoking, urging, and compassionate when the need be despite your hard-won compassion; I know you. 

Jesus
       he started to laughshe joined in he wished he could hear her actual belly laugh

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he had great respect for John McCain prior to his run against Bush the Younger for the Republican 2000 nomination  unfortunately McCain left the rails that guided him in order to become the 2008 Presidential nominee

Meghan McCain  not so much

Ms McCain “Andrew Cuomo is a pervert and a ghoul.” she calls CPAC “ghoulish” however when she spoke of the Former that he obsesses over great men that he can never live up to be . . how pathetic can you be?
                                                                                               somehow hes not a pervert or a ghoul

that threw him for a loop

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9.8.21

 

a cold beer on a hot day 

a really good idea

a cold Stone FML hazy doubleIPA 

a delicious idea 


I couldn’t say I was sold on Stone the first few times you shared it with me.

Because yare an idiot
                       Your affection for sweet wheat beers pilsners lagers prejudiced you  half the alcohol   Not much depth or character  NICE 


Youah didn’t conclude your remark talking about beer, right?

No 
    Yare learning

You think something’s wrong with nice?

No My mothers nice 

he shifted his feet on the cobblestone patio
                                             You knocking me? 
Yes
     Yare learning

Is this about my . .
. . Your not a gamechanger your not a dealbreaker Yes  Ya turned aside Alive an Legal ageturned aside keeping an external spreadsheetcan you think of anything more appropriate for on-line dating  it would help ya keep track of three things minimum that interest you in them  their namesI remember their names better than you do
                                                                                                      I understand ya don wanna work that hard the spreadsheetcheatsheet can minimise your concernsyour effort while on the cellphone Effort though  sounds like work  Got to put it in man  Ya don put it in yaint putting it in  Dig

he shifted his feet
                    I’m still new to it.

Save that I donwanna hear yare new to it
                                             Ya chose to be in itwanna play the guitar ya gotta learn chords gotta practise or yaint a player 

he shifted his feet the loose sand groveled
                                           I . .
. . I would suggestthe crux of what began our conversation theres no proper or kind way on-line to say Have cankles need not apply  at least not without predicate

Predicate?

Yes

What predicate?
Ya really ought to listen to yourself when you talk

I said?

Yadid

What did I say? 


In order to write Have cankles need not apply your predicate in bold letters is I'M SO SHALLOW.

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1126,  Sunday,  8  8. 21