10.8.21

December 31, 1969 -- January 1, 1960

  
it was a dinner party  upscale

he was invited

he called the hostess to decline

she encouragedimplored him
                               No, please come, the guest selection was mine, and I can’t say I remember a time that I didn’t find your insights unique or unexpected. I daresay, not to flatter you, likely you’ll be the linchpinthe keystone to the gathering.

You are ofcourse flattering me

I am, aren’t I?  Please, Joe, think it over a bit longer. Today was the earliest someone might receive an invite, the party isn’t for another three weeks . . pleease.

her please was more than pleasing
                                     he could listen to her say pleease for hours

he conceded to consider furthur

several days later he called and accepted

Mimi was thrilled
                   I’ve had my fingers crossed since we spoke. 

I hope I didnt hinder your sex life
                                   air came out of her like air escaping a looselyheld toy balloon a uncoordinated child trying to tie it off for the first time
                                    Uncross your fingers, Mimi  Jacketno tie okay

she cleared her throat That gaff will make you stand out, but you’ll standout nonetheless; alright.

I appreciate the concession, thank you. I promise I’ll eat with utensils.


he met her at a friends it was a gameboard night she was recently engaged 

they were partnered

saying good nighttelling her how much he enjoyed her company he unabashedly let slip it was unfortunate he met her that eveningnot earlier

she smiledblushed

I love your dimples

she blushed deeper laughed  she didnt cover her mouth

That did it he said Im smitten
                                    Have a fine evening.

he saw her fourfive more times as game night visited other players homes before he met her fiancé

ofcourse he didnt like him
                            though he could tolerate him

he wasnt invited to the wedding

frankly it didnt cross his mind

 

her husband was above game night a successful businessman he traveled continuously sometimes she traveled with him 

they maintained a loose friendship despite him galling her husband his name was Daniel he preferred Daniel

he called him Danny
                        A rose by any other name would smell as sweet  correct 
Mimi laughed

Daniel tolerated him begrudgingly because of his wifes affection
                                                                    they wouldnt be buddies
they were fine with that

but Danny had a bug up his asshad to compete with him

despite nothing was to be won except inside Dannys head 


after dinner gathered outdoors for scotch and cigarsthe other women had cognac or brandynixed the cigars however Naomi enjoyed scotch and cigars which botherednot irritated bothered Danny it had been fun before they marriednow not so much it also bothered Danny that he called his wife Mimi 
                                                                A term of endearment Danny Much like Danny
Danny didnt like endearment

So Danny has there a time in your life that handsdown if you could repeat again you would

That’s hard to say, Joseph, why would you ask?

Actually Id ask all A thought experiment 
                                           Ten years ago this evening does anyone remember where they werewhat they were doingwho they were with if anyone I don

a buzz went out
                  they were louder than the crickets cigars drawn on brighter than the fireflies

concensus around the gathering tickled by waters of an ornate bluelighted fountain near the sumptuous lounge chairs and side tables was that no one knew what had happened ten years prior

Thats what I suspected
                         Therefore Danny Mimi everyone if there was a tenyear brook we cherished and wouldnt be adverse to relivingweve already proven we wouldnt remember  would anyone be willing to relive it

The Sixties were phenomenal for me happy fulfilled family  Id return in a heartbeat

Danny said Well, but we can’t; and I couldn’t say that those ten years aren’t ahead of me.

Yare fiftythreefiftyfour Youve obviously enjoyed success

Success feeds success, Joseph.

Until it doesnt, Danny
                       air came out of the collection
                                                       An sometimes in the blink of an eye

In defence of thought machinations
                                      if this evening were New Years Eve December Thirtyfirst Nineteensixtynine an I woke unceremoniously unremembered on January First Nineteensixty I would be happy  That said happiness is the spectacular currency of my life

1550,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  4  8. 21
1550,  Monday -- Nagasaki, 1945,  9  8. 21

 

he heard her laugh into the phone 

it came out tinny
                 her laugh wasnt tinny lousy cells an as it evolved into her classic belly laugh whatever she was thinking tickled her he despised the cell for denying him her truly infectious laughter 


Wanna share he asked as her laugh began to subside
                                                        wrong words that piqued her an off she went again her fake thin falsetto ticked him if the phone correctly reproduced her laugh hed be laughing with her without knowing what tickled her

he didnt dare provoke her by speaking

hed let her talk when she was ready

 

Whoo whoo, hilarious, whoo, mymymy . . 
                                            You’re still there?
I am

Too funny. she chortled a bit

he cringed worried she was going to go off again

Whoo . . hilarious.

Apparently

Give me another moment . . it is too funny . I wish I could transport it into your brain without saying . . you crack me up.

Apparently
                 Wanna throw a dog a bone

In a moment, just a moment . . wish I didn’t have to speak . .
                                                                 Whoo . . that’s better; better. 
Im happy to bring you such humour

You do, thank you, I’d be remiss if I didn’t thank you . . absolutely choice.

May I venture . . whats choice

Whew, whew . . you’re choice.

Im choice

Yes. You realise it’s coming back on you?

Its coming back on me
                       Wha

You think you’re being a soundingboard for Bruce.

I am

Joe, you’re not a soundingboard; a kind way to think of yourself but you’re not.

No

she chortled againhe cringed  she contained herself Whew. No. You’re not.

But Im something funny
You’re fucking hilarious. 

Yawanna let me in . in on your joke babe

Our joke actually.

Our joke

  Yes.
       Joe . . don’t take this badly, it’s quite swee . .
. . Im not sweet . .
. . Which you maintain . . but you are; you’re like candy.

Candy to Bruce
                   Thats disturbing

No. she snickered You’re Bruce’s life coac . .
. . Blow me

I would, but your across country; life coach, Joe, tried and true, through and through.

I don see it

How can you not? You’ve walked off on two women who, by your own words, were dropdead gorgeous, but were life coaches . . objectively you know . subjectively . . not so much.

Im helping a guy out

No. You’re teaching, coaching, provoking, urging, and compassionate when the need be despite your hard-won compassion; I know you. 

Jesus
       he started to laughshe joined in he wished he could hear her actual belly laugh

1119,  Monday,  9  8. 21

 
he had great respect for John McCain prior to his run against Bush the Younger for the Republican 2000 nomination  unfortunately McCain left the rails that guided him in order to become the 2008 Presidential nominee

Meghan McCain  not so much

Ms McCain “Andrew Cuomo is a pervert and a ghoul.” she calls CPAC “ghoulish” however when she spoke of the Former that he obsesses over great men that he can never live up to be . . how pathetic can you be?
                                                                                               somehow hes not a pervert or a ghoul

that threw him for a loop

1633,  Twosday,  10 8. 21

9.8.21

 

a cold beer on a hot day 

a really good idea

a cold Stone FML hazy doubleIPA 

a delicious idea 


I couldn’t say I was sold on Stone the first few times you shared it with me.

Because yare an idiot
                       Your affection for sweet wheat beers pilsners lagers prejudiced you  half the alcohol   Not much depth or character  NICE 


Youah didn’t conclude your remark talking about beer, right?

No 
    Yare learning

You think something’s wrong with nice?

No My mothers nice 

he shifted his feet on the cobblestone patio
                                             You knocking me? 
Yes
     Yare learning

Is this about my . .
. . Your not a gamechanger your not a dealbreaker Yes  Ya turned aside Alive an Legal ageturned aside keeping an external spreadsheetcan you think of anything more appropriate for on-line dating  it would help ya keep track of three things minimum that interest you in them  their namesI remember their names better than you do
                                                                                                      I understand ya don wanna work that hard the spreadsheetcheatsheet can minimise your concernsyour effort while on the cellphone Effort though  sounds like work  Got to put it in man  Ya don put it in yaint putting it in  Dig

he shifted his feet
                    I’m still new to it.

Save that I donwanna hear yare new to it
                                             Ya chose to be in itwanna play the guitar ya gotta learn chords gotta practise or yaint a player 

he shifted his feet the loose sand groveled
                                           I . .
. . I would suggestthe crux of what began our conversation theres no proper or kind way on-line to say Have cankles need not apply  at least not without predicate

Predicate?

Yes

What predicate?
Ya really ought to listen to yourself when you talk

I said?

Yadid

What did I say? 


In order to write Have cankles need not apply your predicate in bold letters is I'M SO SHALLOW.

after 1600,  Sunday,  1  8. 21
1126,  Sunday,  8  8. 21

 

walking the dog

couldnt walk his dog before he arrived  not that hed say

hed let him speak 


Recherché.

Yes
You know it?

I do

Then what is it?

Really

Yes.

Awright
         Lemme cite Ludwig Wittgenstein a dancing Jew on the head of a pin his sole Seventh an final proposition of Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus                                                                                                                               Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent.

That’s obfuscation; you didn't say.

it never got old

Recherché 
            Esoteric rare remindsme   retarded French retarde
Carpaccio 
Steak tartare
Mett
Sashimi 
Whas mett

Excuse me?

You know it

Ah . I . . .

Ah  whereof you cannot speak thereof you must be silent  Minced raw pork To keep with our conversation rare

Attar.

Yes 


You’re not going to say? 
Ya looking for a hole in Wittgensteins logic

No.
    It’s just that Yes isn’t saying.

Yawanna put fifty bucks on it
                                he opened his wallet picked through the bills picked out fifty  Theres my fifty

1552,  Sunday,  1  8. 21
111 more appealing than 1311,  Sunday,  8  8. 21

Ya got a hard-on for geniuses  Einstein Feynman Hawkings  So whadaya think  talking brain synapses smart versus notsosmart
             Id say genius one billion to the tenth more out of the gate 

out came the pen
                  Grab me a napkinwould you? 
Ofcourse

his legs evidently didnt work when he employed his brainhe couldnt do two things at once 

he went to the table opposite them that was set theirs was yet to be cleaned off the barbecue smelled good the lunchrush was finishing up
                   returning  There ya go 

Thank you. he was always polite

Yare welcome

One billion to the tenth.

Id write it One capital B ten the exponent  b to the nth  

I’d write it, he said an did parenthesis Ten to the ninth parenthesis to the tenth, and as we know nice he cobbled him in we know  we multiply the exponents to reveal ten to the ninetieth

Donsee that figure too often

No. One doesn’t.

Thats what I hazarded to guess a genius has over the base requisite GI Joe whos just smart enough to do what hes told

Base requisite?

Baseline Lo-ball At the Quora site a favourite of yours law implies an IQ below eightyone is disqualifying

Where did you come up with your number?

I was being a Republican  no rhyme or reason sounds good  arbitrary
                                                                           Tossing red meat Red meats gospel
I wouldnt askya without saying wha I guessed

I wouldn't know what to guess.

We could extrapolate

Ahyeah, we could.

Sure Consensus says Confucius say more than onehunred billion neurons in the brain an each neuron can have up to fifteenthousand connections with other neurons via synapses
                                                                 RIGHT Whas up to fifteenthousand mean  Is up to genius Thatll muddled the math

We could go a standard deviation lower.

Fifteen points

It’s sixteen point.

Regarding IQ its fifteen

It’s sixteen.

Check your smartphone buddy
                                 An since you got the pen and napkin and smartphone you can do the math  Im just the idea guylet others do the lifting

1533,  Sunday,  1  8. 21
1108,  Sunday,  8  8. 21

 

where is the Humanity

where are the Facts


nope  elected Republican sociopaths

1722,  Monday – Nagasaki, 1945,  9  8. 21

8.8.21


Ya know how much time an effort you spend keeping yourself out of the gutter when gravity itself physics is naturally pullin ya down

You say that as if it’s not laudable.

Gravity physics Defying them is laudable
                                             Thats freaking unnatural

he snuffed haughty I find your argument, phrasing . curious.

Unphrase it
             Ya dig your equations an proofs  Lemme see  Reveal the bell curve Venn diagram  Dazzle me again with your Not a gamechanger Not a dealbreaker  Do 

 

Ya think yare laudable 
 
I think I’m a gentlema . .
. . Who doesnt wanna work that hard
                                        Then don do it thatd be laudablethatd be honest Im having tshirts made Tshirts well wear out togethercuz Ill tell ya
                                     My view from the gutter is spectacular
Tshirts?

Curious 
         We can be Mutt and Jeff theyll be selfexplanatory

All from your disregard and derision of . .
. . Of your changee breakee no tickee no washee yare killin mee prudishness


So if someone doesn’t share the gutter they’re a prude?

Its Un  natural
                 I don know how you got this far avoiding itI mean  its like a menu item in every breakfast joint greasy spoon luncheonette roadside diner Mom an Pop stand steak an chop house ad nauseam  lacking nausea
                                                                                                              Colourfulhuh
by the expression on his face he was losing himhe was checking out
                                                                       had to bring him back around
TSHIRTS  Babyblue Im thinking 
Grey or peach lettering 
Leaning peach 
Thematic 
or should we go starkblack shirt crispwhite lettering 

What are you talking about?

Well be upscale sandwichboards

Upscale sandwichboards?

Yes Promoting

Promoting the gutter?

Look at you hangin in therekeeping your eye on the prize

Conclude it, would you.

Suspense killin ya

I’m gonna kill you.

Ya couldnt without three more pair of arms
                                             Anwha a waste of arms hands an fingers
Exasperation looks good on you 


Just say, please.
I thought we ought to have achieved pretty please
                                                      But thatd be beating a dead horse
Handsome tshirts

Mine  I eat pussy!

Yours  Yeah, I don’t.
                       Not a gamechanger dealbreaker yawanna bet  Absolutely  Anya think nothings absolute
Well keep talley

1533,  Sunnyday,  1  8. 21
like 1101 to 2301,  Saturday,  7  8. 21

 

ignorant as an egg
                    hadnt heard that before  heard egg on your face egghead don egg me on lay an egg walk on eggshells  idioms 
                    created by thoughtful people who have time on their hands  lifers  same ilk who create crude jokes baby jokes 

he followed bright as a new penny

not ignorant as an egg

might depend on the egg

bun in the oven

the bun aint ignorant

picks up external stimuli

why would anyone suspect that a chick a lizard a snake a black widow a platypus is ignorant 


life in its endless array and formats is aware 
                                                    although
after the egg hed agree ignorance can set in

before 1544,  Thursday,  22  7. 21
1246,  Saturday,  7  8. 21
Cat Stevens  Moonshadow  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwPK_JJvPbA 

7.8.21

she pursed her lips
                       lovely mouth 
she didnt have to

she had his undivided attention a major accomplishment  he recognised it

Anso . . do you believe in reincarnation?

that came in out of right field again
                                        though he liked her random approach to conversationit kept him on his toes  he may not have been a dancer but he could buy her drinks tie her up in knots verbally  lunge parry  cross with wit

You believe in reincarnation

I asked you.

I wouldnt ask youhavent asked you without showing my hand have I

she smiledtouched her tongue to a canine 
                                            No. You haven’t.  That's refreshing. We’re still playing, and you’re playing nice.

I have my moments
                     You believe in reincarnation

I like the concept, although homos that we are, I believe a majority of people would assume that reincarnated they’d return a homo. she played her homo card again  used it like seasoning or an herb  she was fond of it

A fine consideration mirrors mine Without a guaranteean none forthcoming  Id decline

Again, like minds; however, what is the reasonthe singular reason you’d decline?

I got two
Two?

Yes  Yabetter be working on your one

I better.

I do not want to return as a male anglerfish or a male bird Birds do it bees do it fish in the seas do it refused to be lured Ella

Let’s Do It.

Atta girl
          Im not surprised

Thank you.
             Why not an anglerfish or bird?

Anglerfish in short order has to find a female or dies an finding the female he fuses to her loses his eyes all his internal organs except his testes ultimately becomes a sack  a sack among many sacks the gal hauls around

Jesus.   I didn’t know that.

Bird I prefer having a cock an penetrate than a cloaca a mere opening   don sound like fun

I didn’t know that either.

Dismalhuh Reincarnation  slim chances Ill admit but Ive put it out into the world Powers that may be may be sick fucks
You

Give me a moment, I’m flabbergasted . crazy . .
. . A platypus is crazy too

after 1700,  Thursday,  29  7. 21
1139,  Saturday,  7  8. 21 

Yahman yah
              he thought he was the shit he made her cry Jesus Christ JesusChrist JesusfuckingChrist when she came

he wasnt going to ask her for a highfivehe looked inside to his peanut gallery  I turned her inside out

Waahooo! You da man, you da man!

Right
      Shes gonna crave meshe aint gonna be able to get enough of me

Donbe losing yer shit now, yaint all that.

Wait  yaheard her

We did . . justdon get all caughtup in yourself.
                                                 Ya might not be whaya think yare; might have been a one-off.

Might not be who I think I am

Might not be.
                  Whamakes ya think yare?

Think Know  Yaheard her cry out

Aahyes, heard herheard her loud an clear; but she didn’t cry yer name, did she?

No not my name
                   But JesusChrist JesusfuckingChrist mighty close chortling smoked up out of the peanut gallery  Ya kiddin me Yare laughing

Muzzle it everyone . . . feelings!
You say feelings

I did, yadon want me, us, hurting yer feelings do you? 


I don follow  She busted a nut I made her cried JesusChri . .
. . That’s not your name.

No  Not my name

That’s our point. 

Your point

That’s our point; wouldn’t yahave liked her to cry your name?  Aint three syllables . . . Joe.

Your pointwhas your point

That she cried Jesus Christ.

 

Yathink thats oddIve cried JesusChrist  a wicked blowjob  taking a gal from behindwatching our reflection in a mirror
Yah.
      We rememberwe saw; crazy nights.
Just saying ya mightwe might be more impressed if she cried . . Joe!

Joe
    A single syllable don cut it Itd sound like a dog barking Joe Joe Joe   Joe Catch my drift Howling JoefuckingJoe still not conducivenot for a great orgasm the great orgasm she obviously enjoyed he cleared his throat  sought some acknowledgment 

We followcatch your drift, we do . . we do; if JesusfuckingChrist does it for you, then it does.

It does

If Iwe may.

May wha
                Wha

If we may?

Yamay knock yourselves out

Thank you.

Not yet
        Spit it out first

Awright.  Awright.
                    Whaif rather than JesusfuckingChrist . . she cried . AwRoger Roger! Fuck!Roger! whaif?

Roger

Five syllables each, man. JesusfuckingChrist. AwRogerRoger.

Roger
        Roger who

Ya got a buddy Roger.
                        While Jesus Christ aint a buddy, he is familiar.
Ya don take exception when JesusfuckingChrist is cried. In the heat of passion.
Yalook funny.

Yabeing funny

No.  Just saying.
                          Changes the dynamics.

after 1700,  Thursday,  29  7. 21
0117,  Saturday,  7  8. 21