Hasbro
toymaker company also owns the
trademarks Kenner Parker Brothers Milton Bradley
its nice to know what conglomerates own so you know that trademarksthe
originals now have shit to do with their
products
like if he sold his kids because the price was right and they think they can teach his
girls to pull better tricks than he would have
Hasbro
he was showering eyes closedfacing into the huge showerhead
his girlfriend had to have -- he still had it she had a good idea before she left – and maybe it was the
spray on his closed eyelids or water making his breathing difficult that
twistedenticed him to think of Hasbro out of the fucking blue
Hasbro then he thought Has – bro Has
-- bros
he
rarely referred to a guy as bro maybe
three fourdefinitely two a bro would be
a guy other than his siblings none of
whom he called bro
bro suggests
something tighter to bleed for die for
a bro shows up even when they know theyre
walking into a lost cause
Has – bro
when did they decide to make
G.I. Joe dolls for young boys
think about that
dolls for boys
anatomically incorrect male dolls eunuchs Joe aint no Joe hes Kizlar Agha of Constantinople
at least Barbie had big tits a hint of an
ass if Mattel had given Barbie Millicent
Roberts a hint of a pussy hed have ask for his own on his birthday or for
Christmas Please Santa please a Bild-Lilli What? What’s that? Shes a doll based
on a German high-end call girl he shrugs his shoulders
at Santa I dont know what a call girl is
maybe because he was
naughty that Christmas he wasnt going to get an imported Bild-Lilli and then to spite himreally drive home the
point he was also denied a Barbie made
in the good old U. S. A.
he couldnt catch a break
Has – Bros
G. I. Joe dolls for boys WHEN THAT occurred to him
in the shower
it also occurred to himhe thought he knew WHEN that
disrupted his shower he killed ittoweled off wrapped the towel around his waist and went to the telephone on the
stand in the hall
he called his Folks they were 21 19 years apart fuckin contemporaries
his mother answered
Hey Maw Got a question
he
did it often enough that if either of his parents answered they disregarded his
rudenesshis inability to play nice before getting down to brass tacks
however later in conversation once he got his
information he told them candidly the only way he ever
spoke to them Business before pleasureawright I know you understand So How are
ya
his Maw given
the day or her temperament called him crass or Who is it you think you are talking
to? or rude man crude vile . .
he interjected reminded her he
was her son End of bullshitawright Yaknow exactly who I am This should be no
surprise he thought more
often than not that he was the one surprised that by now she hadnt recognised his
patent abruptness and vulgarity
Give it a thought Maw
Can you
remember what year G. I. Joe was introduced to America
Well, Joe, it sounds to me you know.
I think I know But this is kinda like me calling you or Paw to learn if I dreamt
something made it up or it was actually a memory Im
calling for confirmation
When do you think, Joe? Because honestly I
really can’t say that I remember the year G. I. Joe went on sale.
After Kennedy was assassinated
Yes, I would agree.
Awright
Then Id say ’64 Before LBJ beat Goldwater
Yes. I
think I could agree to that.
Mebe mebbe
not after the bullshit Gulf of Tonkin incident and the resolution that granted
Johnson the power to use military forcecommit the our soldiers without Congress declaring war What cun . .
. . JOE!
No JOE What
the hell was Congress thinking Maybe if
they pulled their thumbs out of their ass ceased their selfinflicted anal
pleasure maybe then they might have
thought clearly
Gulf of Tonkin was horseshit
Please, Joe, you . were what . . ten? Why would you have known that?
Are you kiddin me By the time I was ten Id been delivering the
Trib and Sun-Times for better than two years I read them every day as I walked my route and came home for breakfast
You must remember that
I think someone in Hasbros marketing was a
fucking genius Think about it they sold corporate on selling dolls to boys I think they smelled Nam coming smelled the
blood saw it in the water smelled napalm and torched jungle Anif they helped boys fantasise play war running around the neighbourhood then later intimately fantasising with doll soldier
that they could accessorise with a wide array of lethal force
Well possibly
helped prep a nation of boys to go to Nam and fight Commies
Nice things about toys they die but they dont die
The United States had twentythousand military
advisors in South Vietnam in’64
The Military Industrial Complex smelled gold in
dem dar hills And possibly this was the
prescient gateway to the Military Industrial Entertainment Complex American entertainment flyovers at professional football gamesfuckin
really apparently Americans like their
wars whether just or not
Its good businessaint it
Joe. I don’t remember. I would probably, no . .
no . I would urge you to go with what you know, confirm at the library. You
always have liked card catalogue. You like research.
Sound advise Maw I love ya
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Twosday, 7 7. 20
0044, Day-between-Two-Ts, 8 7.
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