USA TODAY beat him to the punch:
All the news you need to know
but he credited
himself with throwing in the lacking parenthetical: News according to a micro-processed machine
bit-and-byted
empowered and fed with long chains of algorythmically reasoned and blued
commands
the Mammys and Pappys to rock n
rolled Info
apparently new software
programmes spoonfed stats elements and
ingredients are writing the daily
copy
the Word
as revered by the Religious
Plop plop Fizz
fizz Oh what a relief it is
not to do shit
take
credit for your shitlessness
it reminded him of those
corporate mid-level wannabes gnawing on the bones those Overhead cast down to
them
for nourishment to wield the axes and hew the workforce to their incentivized
singsong motto: Do more with less
and once the heads rolled
they were remarkably
disturbed outraged then apoplectic that they had exhausted
the
necessity of their positions
and in turn were axed
really
they really didnt see that coming
so filled with the Kool-Aid
he supposed
the New York Times article he
read revealed the mantra the liberation theme: “Robo-journalism will free
humans to do more reporting and less data processing.”
how free does someone really have
to be? and
free to do what?
it estimated 90% of News might
be algorythmically generated by the mid-2020s
unfortunate to cite 20/20
he
thought
unless John Q. Public John
Doe and the Silent Majority were done reading
because when youre done reading
Youre Done
yet despite the article
its
audaciousness
its inculcated new spin on copywriters
Harry
Crews reminding him recently of Tom Wolfes “We are the sum of all our moments”
and thereby firing his attendant thought or realisation well have more and more moments amounting to
zero nada
well be less for it
he brusquely turned his attention
back to his blog and thought Let some
fuckin machine try to imitate my reasoning
and wrioting
They could hide
but
hed
find them
and then
Well
they couldnt run
their Imitation would end there
2006, Monday,
9 3. 15
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/03/08/opinion/sunday/if-an-algorithm-wrote-this-how-would-you-even-know.html?_r=0