They rarely did this

either together or separately

they sat in a spacious doctors antechamber thumbing through glossy magazines 

somewhat akin to fishing

among its bait and lures (he called them lureds)

                                 

their producers  publishers

well-informed data-driven  craven   statistical

maniacally identifying WHO?

would gather up their magazines  --  and none he suspected missed a trick and dare call any

a periodical  --  No  not so sexy  --  and God knows God has acquiesced that Its people

should be sold with $ex  --  Christ  the lusty story of Eve and Adam and Lilith  --

thats hot stuff!

and yet

his temperament

inevitably self-corrected and fashioned him to call them all periodicals

because

if fit between the slick glossy pages that stubbornly resisted his ink notations

there wasnt intriguing or knowledgeable text

then he hadnt any interest in spreading their leaves or petals

and deflowering them

 

for bunkered in the fattest bulks among them appeared those advertisements with depth

no deeper than freed fire hydrant water slipping across black reflecting bitumen and grit

although this afternoon he found Taschen Architectural Record and National Geographic

and  to be utterly fair  it was an hematologist oncologist and Medical Examiners office

a tad more highbrow than the usual dental office or womens clinic waitingroom

and while she was fascinated with food and recipes and fashion

she espied their advertisements rather for their foodstuff agriculture or styles colors and

fabrics  rather than

--   Ooh I want that

he was very fortunate

and never doubted his fortune for a nanosecond

she baked and cooked and sewed when the majority of those kind of women now 

belonged to the Ages

she was intelligent well-read and graced with a full-body

  

perhaps it was that she hadnt succumb growing-up or currently to the robust feminine 

consumer pedagogy because she was forced out of high school not much more than a 

year in

and had to manage her education through extension studies

she never enjoyed a high school dance prom or a football game

either deprived

or enhanced

and while either term could be wiggled or jiggled

she did not weigh-in

it was simple

what transpired was a-matter-of-fact

she conceded

--   Ones a fool to argue with facts

he was thoroughly in love with her

she looked up from the magazine she was perusing and fixed him with a sidelong 

glance

shed been half-listening to him percolating

--   Youre really going to knit those two into a single piece

--   You dont see . . . their evident connection

--   No  Though nobody looks at things the way you do

--   Yah  I still dont get that

--   And if they did . . . I think youd find yet another way to look at things

--   Well Toots we might wanna consider calling our relationship off  Seems I cant 

surprise you  you know me too well

--   Dont be so fast you silly boy

Thats one of the Zappa-lines you love throwing around

--   It is  Youre a sharp cookie  And for a guy who doesnt care much for cookies how did 

I get so lucky

--   Obviously  theres one cookie you savor

But lets not get sidetracked  I  evidently  dont know how you cobble . . .

--   . . . I love that word

--   . . . You do  and thats why I used it  otherwise Id never find it in my mouth

--   Thats simply a prejudice sweetcheeks  You never knew a real cobbler

--   I did not

--   No  And not knowing a cobbler  his skill  his ramshackle shop  cubbies of scrap leather

rolled worked skins  tools  bins of fashioned wood mens womens girls boys feet

its smell  and ferment

You might know better

--   Perhaps sweetheart  But Pripyat  And priapism  How do you twine those disparate 

things together

--   Desperate

--

--   Donwanna play huh

--   Youre too funny for your own good

--   Best to have a sense of humor regarding either  Were only human

Awright here goes
Pripyat Ukraine Chernobyl  Somethings erected for a purpose  and it goes terribly awry
Priapism  also something erected  that goes terribly awry

until

either an alpha-agonist is injected

or a surgical shunt  Youch

is inserted

--   If I didnt know you any better (she winked)

--   Dont interrupt

Semenly (he winks)

(she rolls her eyes)

both required radical treatments

Havent they

I mean

ya pack a guy off with an abandoned shabby baby doll

wrapped in a hoodie to try and disguise him

Pripyat

And priapism

They do resemble one another

--

--

--   So

That twine

Is that real butchers twine or a Sears n Roebuck butchers twine

--   Look at you go grrl

Frank or I couldnt be any prouder

1605,  Thursday,  18  9. 14

She was really sold on it years earlier

but something of it

in it

was changing

and it wasnt changing for the better

when she bought it

she recognized its value

its immediacy  its inherent expediency and efficacy

deftly she realised what import it would bring to her life

 

but that helpfulness  beneficence  had eroded

and was reminding her of the men in her life

which to her credit

shed shed

who thought they knew what was in her best interest

knew  utterly  what was best for her

and they laid their dictates

not at her feet

but boldly dropped them in her lap

as if she was going to possess them out of hand

without question

because

they said

which was ludicrous

because if she spun it around on them

they wouldnt parse a naked second to ask her who the hell she thought she was

or

who the hell she Imagined she was talking to

they certainly didnt need her help

--   No Shit

and she certainly didnt need their help or what they thought she ought to do

--   I didnt ask

they didnt like her tone

they didnt like that she spoke frankly to them (or was it  failed to coddle their Manhood)

hilarious

her sex wasnt to efface the two-way road their sex had established  paved  and rode

and by virtue of her sex

she was

explicitly

less than them

and now this
candor

a horrible carnival mirror
 

IT

trying to tell her what to do

and if she didnt follow through on ITs commands

if she didnt defer to ITs prying

or

Roll Over

when IT told her to

that she was an impediment

she was either a glitch to be dealt with or a glitch to be eliminated

Glitch

that same old sorry song

it didnt matter to her if it came out of the mouths of Men or crept across her Interfaces 

screen or generated by her Operating System

 

the two werent dissimilar

frankly

for all she cared

echoing their vernacular

they could take a flying fuck

1618,  Wednesday,  17  9. 14