Bush league ambush
Bush
referencing the debacle of the 43rd president his September11an
forth OH felons January6
he was appalled by the ambush
yet
unsurprised
0954, Saturday, 1 3. 25
1.3.25
28.2.25
. . . Excuse me . . .
What’s that?
Whadidyasay
When?
A moment ago
Molasses?
Was referencing cookies.
Ah
I heard otherwisepiqued my interest given Im not one to eat sweets
Yeah I know.
What’s with that?
I prefer bitter
What did you think you heard?
Mo asses
Im awfully keen on ass
Tried to fantasise wha a mo ass
cookie might be but drew a blank
Garnered my interest though
I’m game.
Game tipped his head like a small bird eyeing seed on the
ground under an empty birdfeeder
Yes. You’re imaginative compleat.
Consummate.
What would a mo ass cookie be?
Off the top of my head
I know you've continued to puzzle.
Yes Yes I have
A cleaved molasses cookies centered by a small
darkchocolate chip
Eaten warm fresh from
the oven
A spin on anilingus
Jesus.
You’re a sick puppy.
You tell tha to the many women Ive
pleasured
Sex Not a damn thing comes off
the table
whispered
Prude
What did you say?
Nothing
You
did.
Didnt
What did you say?
Nothing ya don know already
You any idea
I do not.
Thas
unfortunate
Ailing
1144, Saturday,
15 2. 25
1342, reggaefriday,
28 2. 25
27.2.25
Fools for Christ.
he announced it
he ignored it
Fools for Christ.
was tryin to get a rise out of him
thought
himself a Minnesota native Brown trout that he couldnt catch flyfishin Too wilytoo wise
Foo . .
.
. Donchadare
I found it in Wikipedia, on my phone.
Yabraggin Speaks to its worthlessness
If I want scant information Ill glance
Otherwise Despise
You can learn a lot . .
. . A lot A lot like social media
If I want to know more than a handful of shit Ill vet it find fourfive sources before I hang my hat
on anything
Research man Research
You went to college had to have written numerous papers
No.
Not that I remember.
In fuckinsometimes
irritation got the best of him high school
Probably I don’t remember.
Were you attentive or were you just attending
I did well, got good grades.
I struggled for good gradesmaybe maybe thas why things stick with mehad to
work like a motherfucker ignore my instincts ignore my distractions
Had to SIT UP FRONT for passable grades
I did well in school, well, high school.
Graduated college
University.
Kinda the same
Not really. Size matters.
Size Mater Latin Alma mater nourishingbounteous mother
You know that as a fact?
I do
Long memory
Aided by research
Whas your point
Old Testament. Isaiah and his harlot.
No idea what youre talkinbout
Hosea and his harlot.
Yaseem to like harlots
Her name was Gomer. She was a
prostitute.
Youd have made a great pro
gave him sideeye
You don like to work tha hard Coud lay on your back an take it
Old Testamenthuh
Yes.
I like to refer to it as the Old
Testicle
Rude.
Not really You think any woman had a hand in it
Great stories to be sure
Ezekiel
What about Ezekiel?
Youre reading the Old Testiclehad to
have read tha during your Fools for Christ foray
Not ringing a bell.
Thas unfortunate Great story
Are you going to say?
You don wanna work tha hard
Yacoud look it up On your phone
You wanna save me the time?
Awright
Explains wha a twist He is
Told Ezekiel he had to bake bread over human excrement
Think about tha next time youre offer a
slice of Ezekiel bread
Oh my God.
Ezekiel didnt
Gawd cut him a break
after watchin him twist awhile
Gawd let him bake
over cow dung than human dung Chapter Four
Line Fifteen
Wha a prince
Why would you know that?
Great storyyah
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15 2. 25
1622, Thursday,
27 2. 25
was milling it over in his mind if
plausibility
knew who he could pass it
through
if moronic utterly senseless
or
possibleif improbable
Adrienne
whenever he called to talk with her in his
head ADRIENNE goes off like he were Brando Stanley Kowalski cryin STELLA On the Waterfront
couldnt help
himself
wouldnt be
much help
dialed her up
Hello, Joe.
thought
ADRIENNESTELLA
said Hey kiddo How are you
I hear it in your voice.
How are
you?
I think its a bit more than my voicehuh
he could see her nod
Yes.
Have a feelin
Yes I did.
Might go so far to say that
if you hadn’t called I’d’ve called you.
What’s up?
You know the day
I do. I feel it every year.
It’s
very strong today.
Yes Potent
How can I help?
Id like to ask you something
Perhaps a little disturbing
But
I am
disturbed
I’m listening.
Thank you
You’re welcome.
I understand this is likely implausible but I cant shake itits been crowding
my mind an I thought if someone coud put me out of my miseryconfusion hopefulness
itd be you
Those are some mighty big sho . .
.
. A big orderyes Yes
Only you I have confidence in you
I know I’m not the only game in town.
No
I am attracted to witches
she laughed with mirth
You are. Yes. You are.
How can I help you?
Astrology Tarot
Tarot is my strong suit.
Yes
But youre a capable astrologer dabbler
I have my moments.
An to affirm
Where ones born time
theyre born day they were born critical to inform ones place in the world the universe
Yes.
My meandering . . .
Yes.
Life
Ones life
Yes.
If one knows where someone was
the day the time The
time
They died
Is it possible there is shoud they believe in reincarnationMe reincarceration chuckled possible to imagine an astrology for their next life their rebirthnot not not tha its immediate roll out of bed onto ones feet
Does tha make sense
Jeez Joe. I haven’t ever considered
that.
I’d have to really think.
Yah
Ive been
Tellyawha
Lets give it time
Gimme a buzz
I could do that.
I love ya I appreciate tha
Thank you
You’re welcome . . . I think.
early
AM, Thursday, 27 2.
25
1020
Stella
On the Waterfront https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcP1trgOnoY
26.2.25
random
page 1621 The New Oxford
American Dictionary
sourmashed
sourpussed
soursopped
a large acidic fruit
souredwood
fallen on ones belly unable to rise despite
cajoled
Com’on boy
Com’on
up uP UP UPya go Com’on boy
it disregards his cajoling
flaccid souredwood BOO ohBoo
1651, Saturday,
15 2. 25
1234, day-between-2-T’s, 26 2.
25
I
1.
coud
indicate
possibility
2.
shoud
indicate
obligation duty correctness criticising
someones actions
3.
woud
(mood) indicating consequence of an imagined event
4.
ought
to
indicate
duty situation correctness criticising someones
actions
thinking I coudve woudve shoudve oughtve he wondered which was correct
I coud do tha
I shoud have done tha
I woud have done tha
I oughta have done tha
wha might have been done wasnt hadntbeen
important to his consideration
in fact
he didnt remember
what he was thinking when he challenged himself
tossed the gauntlet
down
mebbe
it was
Woudya commit murder
No.
Never.
So ya woudnt coudnt shoudnt oughta kill yourself
Hold up. That’s not murder.
Killin something someone anyone is
murder
Not myself.
Youre not someone anyone
No. I’m me.
So youre still on the table
Regarding my exit strategyyeah.
Huh Okay
1658, Saturday, 15 2, 25
1155, day-between-2-Ts, 26 2. 25
bomber sat in the window in the sun
warm
he couldnt resist
had to pet him
bomber saw him comingdidnt resist
as he scratched the top of his huge orangetabby head
bomber closed his eyes
scratched
scratched
scratched
scratched rhythmic breathing
scratched
scratched
scratched
suddenlyquieteyespoppedopen
his expression asif I
had disappeared
No Im right
here
scratched
his head Right here Im right here
he closed his eyes again
scratched
he hadnt intended a session
ahwell so be it
as he scratched he humoured himself reseeing bombers eyesPOP
1458, Saturday,
15 2. 25
1019, day-between-2-Ts, 26 2.
25
viscerallyspat in concert
had dialed up Amazons The Monkey Man
end of the opening fight sceneLAUGHED
it was like him to injectintegrate fiction
into his life
spat reductively
it was like him to become embroiled in
things outside himself outside his sphererealm
couldnt stopbrakeHEELmotherfucker
himself from becoming involved
Yah. The boy’s got heart.
Although
yadthink hed see this ain’t his game.
Hmm
he overheard
understood
still
still
a valuable lesson learned
he recalled fighting Golden Gloves name seduced him
got his bell rungmebbe one two too many times
he had been good combative
just not goodenough
YesYES
YES Tha
was the difference
seemedYes seemed infinitesimal
queer how close by numbers by degrees by
pedigree
he could hear it was that close to the ceiling
made him feel
like a bitch
BITCH Nah
No Not a bitch
Definitely not
SOUNDS
LIKE WHERE YOU WERE GOING
I wasnt fuckyou
interloping Mariachi
I wasnt talking to you
Who then
To myself
Were yourselves
they were right
wasnt conceding
Ill let ya know
when I want your two cents
We cant promise you tha
I know
But in the future try Awright
Try
Whas all I can ask
not a bitch
he felt badly his skills a day late dollar short
close
but no cigar
2159, Twosday,
25 2. 25
0936, day-between-2-Ts, 26 2.
25
25.2.25
finally he could relate
if one does something long enoughconsistently enough routinely rue-tinely rut-tinely enough
what he thought was discipline
was anal
was a junkie
whether drugs or curiosity enthusiasm
creativity curbed
a JUNKIE
his monomaniacalbender lasted years
Not really
Ohfuckyes
I don believ . .
. . We know
We thoughtbelieved whawe
had to do was cause you physical harm however
this made us realise tha it was technology remember War of the Worlds tha made you take a knee
We hope youll excuse our glee
sighingcoudnt resist Take a knee your glee
Indeed
Sick bastards
Weve taken our lessons from the best
You can take tha as a backhanded complimentya
don get many compliments
No I do not
You shoudsay Thank you
Correct Thank you
Youre welcome
Wha a pitiful
junkie
he winked Literally
Our literate asshole
Yes Literally
Soon this horseshit will be left behind us in the rearview mirror
But not soon enough
No no
Not soon enough
Were pullin for ya laughedsnorted
Your cold turkey is uninspiring
We
were hopin for more illness
Illness
Thanks ever so much
Phish think nothin of it Youre welcome
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1427, Twosday, 25 2. 25
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