Binaca Abracadabra concentrated Golden Breath Drops  came in onehalfounce glass vials

                                                                                               Tip It… Tap It…

    hadnt thought of Binaca in years

                                        glimpsed a character a salesman in the film Glengarry Glen Ross tip his head back use a breathspray to sweeten his foetid smoky boozy breath

                                                                                  he knew

didnt even cup his hand over his mouthfingers to his nose and blow to smell if it was rancid

    maybe that made a good salesman

                                            wouldnt know didnt endeavored to be a liar

friends

          college

interactions

             precursor to his lifelong animosity for  Soah, what do youah do for a living?

he couldnt give a fuck what anyone did for a living

college

         drinking beers smoking dope hitting on women some clowns inevitable stumbled into the mix and pronounced they were studying business

his affable reply

                    Eat cock

turned  walked away

                         thinking

business majors probably keptinvested in oodlesanoodles of Binaca

                                                                       nobody wants to smell cock on a guys breath

    Really

Whadaya mean really

Thaswha an breathaerosol reminded you of

No

     Mamets Glengarry Glen Ross reminded me

Cock sucking salesmen

                           If they had to theyd suck a cock to close a deal

Jesus

No

Whadaya mean no

Jesus had to die to close his deal    

2143,  Thursday,  17  4. 25

1529,  reggaefriday,  18  4. 25

Jesus Christ Superstar  Everything’s Alright  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3IZ_c-43Ns

a wile   was a strange thing to wake from

                                              stomped his eyes

he rubbed them with the sheet

odd matter crumbled

did as if it was a wile 

                          or a while or  awhile  noun adverb  unspecified amount of time

or briefly a short period of time

he ran awhile

    his body interrupted him Better get up and take that piss

Yes

      maybe a wile a while awhile hadnt awakened him after all

   

lying back down he thought of herhe thought of her an awful lot

she had her wileswitches do  wildwiles

although when she deployed them he was aware

                                                      despite

bewitching him

she delighted him

but he wasnt stupid

                      had run intowas attracted to too many browneyed girls who knew what they had going for themselves

he watched guys fall for thatturn themselves insideout

in his vernacular

                   gents  pussywhipped

he only had to learn pussywhipped once like   jealousy

                                                             parked their asses in a Folgers coffee tin and buried them

in an unmarked grave

when he caught echoes of them

he couldnt be convinced

although

          he loved their varied ofttimes delicious efforts like watching a play hed read

she conceded he was beyond her kind  witchery

he thanked her and asked

                              Am I beyond your unkind witchery

she smiledher dimples deepened

                                     I suppose well have to see.  Time will tell.

in the meantime

they were having a helluva time

6AMishmash,  reggaefriday,  18  4. 25

1201,  reggaefriday

Beatles  Here, There and Everywhere  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OVD9CqHGCM

itd been a while

he was grateful

a while since WORD jumpedcorrected him  incorrectly

                                                          and queerly too

he wrote Im makin just did it again and in its corrupt little brainmaybe algorithm  he caught it peripherally in his case periferally WORD changed Im makin did it again got a bug up its ass to Imm akin 

Whas Imm he asked out loud

                                 continued  To the best of my knowledge Imm means nothing

akin meant something

so he thought hed play its little game  Googled Imm akin

Google questioned Imm skin

no

then for shitangiggles he clicked on Imm skincouldnt waitwas a nanosecond to see what it was

he read quotes Immuderm lotion, a product containing Norwegian Beta 1,3/ 1,6 Glucan, a polysaccharide that it said to benefit the skin’s immune system.

skin is  the largest organ in the human body 

also he would be the last person in the world to challenge Norway

                                                                       or for that matter Denmark

which took Greenland in 1814

Denmark had to cede Norway to Sweden after the Napoleonic Wars  the Treaty of Kiel

did WORD change his words so he could learn that

like computers 

                 he was a learning machine too 

         

0930,  reggaefriday,  18  4. 25

1103,  reggaefriday

Beatles  Norwegian Wood  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_V6y1ZCg_8

sitting on the couch she heard him say something in the kitchen   caught   . . . sudden

                                                                                              What’s sudden?

Wha

I asked, what’s sudden?

    Whas sudden

What you said.

he mouthed sudden several times in a row puzzled   he hadnt said sudden  sodden he said  thought

Wellshit  sounds like sudden

                              I said sodden

Sodden?

Yah

       he should have expected her question and said before she asked

The cats toy the little stuffedfabric beheaded quail one of the knuckleheads batted or dropped it in the water bowl

knucklehead term of endearment

she occasionally was a knucklehead too

he called it equal opportunity

calling her knucklehead usually endedup with them fervently fucking in the sack

                                                                                                if

they made it to the bedroom

Ah. That makes sense.

Yah

     Makin you a French press Want me to bounce cream or hazelnut creamer

Please. Hazelnut.

Another minute

                 I think the quail was a shot across the bow They want fresh water 

Warm water I’d think. It’s brisk in the house.

Are you okay

Yes yes, I’ve slippers, a sweater, my robe, a throw blanket across me.

Thas my grrl

    You could run the heat.

I coud Though I checked an weve not hit the temperature we agreed Donning layers are cheaper

An greener

she hated when he was right

he heard her think Not hatedon use hate Use dislike with extreme prejudice

Get out of my head.

Lemme get in first

he heard her muffle her laughprobably pulled the collar of her robe over her mouth

                                                                                        usually

she laughed mouth open  didnt cover it

she was attempting subterfuge

tossed it again

                  Lemme in first

Maybe, this once, you turn the heat on. 

    Are we negotiating

You want in?

Yes Negotiations are over  Ill turn the heat on

No, no. I heard it in your voice.

                                 I’ll turn it on so you don’t cross yourself. I don’t want you betraying your ethics. Mine don’t extend that far.

he stood in the middle of the kitchen shaking his head  smiling

I can hear you smile.

                        I’ll take this one for the team.

I love you

Of course you do.

justprior to 9,  reggaefriday,  18  4. 25

. . . and furthermore says the United States Court of Appeals for the Fourth District

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/25900495-2025-04-17-court-order-dckt/

sucks to be v.  

0839,  reggaefriday,  18  4. 25

excluded from v. VP JD sounds like a disease Vance has to chime in on due process:  https://www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnbc-opinion/trump-administrations-immigration-lies-present-defining-test-rcna201817?cid=eml_mda_20250418&user_email=e4c91d00eead6d858374885584701152a02c6d873bb23bf387b4583a289e5951

Abu Ghraib

Kristi Noem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRAtzscWg6E

Abu Ghraid

shes unlike Maryland senator Chris Van Hollen  a legitimate democratically elected steward

2049,  Thursday,  17  4. 25 prior to Americas 250th birth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfQ86tghKks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1ueTR5TkcM

https://www.courthousenews.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/boasberg-probable-cause-contempt-venezuelan-deporations-opinion.pdf

Yes  was gettin his freak on

he knew better than try to resist

knowing better occasionally saved him  duress

                                                     or its other name   pain

but what he wantedwhat he entertainedunderstood

                                                          was the duress  pain   worth it

if it was  so be it

                  if caught    caught necessary

wasnt one to pretend he lived in a confessional  would readily admitspew his transgressions sins

caught dead to rights

                       he wasnt namby-pamby lookin for leniency or  forgiveness

words  similar  to  compassion

    his compassion was hard won

therefore didnt plead didnt look for it

                                       Whacha got

very cool  his freak provided him a word he wasnt familiar with

                                                                       anwas so accurate regarding him

had been about time he learned it 

contumacious

meaning

stubbornly or willfully disobedient to authority

                                                                           GOT THA RIGHT

    truth be known ought to be spelled cunttumacious

1249,  Thursday,  17  4. 25

it sounded like it began with a sigh Where’d you get that?

                                                     he flippedfingeredtickled the top page on the clipboard that was folded in half so it wasnt hanging off itbeyond the other empty pages typewritten pages detritus pages whose reverse sides read  This page is intentional left blank.

waste not want not

Where   I havent a clue

                         Picked it up somewherewas beggin to be utilised

Figure since its legal sized utilised   sounds better than  used

Befitting its stature

    Stature?

Used in legal briefs in court held in the hands of esquires

                                                            Dig     Stature

It’s a piece of paper.

It is

      But for tha matter some might consider The Constitution likewise The Bill of Rights The Declaration of Independence  Ya think on the reverse side of those documents  granted  parchment sheepskin not paper is written  This page is intentional left blank.

Jesus.

Inquiring minds want to know

                                  Thasaid he fingered the page  Whas it called

What’s what called?

This yellow lined paper

Really?

Know its called something

                              Not yellow lined paper

No.

Really?

Really

Really really?

Yah

    Called Legal Rule.

There ya go  Right

You’re a little too thrilled.

Youve no idea how long Ive been wondering Began when I pulled it out of a stack of waste paper Im recycling

Why didn’t you justnever mind, no, recycle all the pages you have?

Ive said

Said?

Waste not want not

                     Ditch the pages  Thenwha  Buy new paper to write on

Whos the asshole

Id be

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1501,  Wednesday,  16  4. 25

No sometimes the guy was wearisome

                                      I didnt say tha

You did.

Ill admit I stumbled over it but after a deepbreath writin seein it in my head  I pronounced it correctly Contemporaneously

                     Gimme a break    Seven syllables

You said it.

Cute

      I didnt  You did

You said and I quote  Contemporareanusly.    Anus.

                                                           You said anus.

Youre such a child

                      For one who will not commit anilingus youre allboutem

You said it.

Wha

     Arya gayyour gay not mine   obsolete  happy carefree

lookin a little steamed under the collar I’m not dignifying that with an answer.

Ya got no dignity diggin  your anus

                                         The words contemporaneously  asshole

1613,  Tuesday,  15  4. 25

1412,  Wednesday,  16  4. 25

I thinkIve thought  I believe    I believe that  church  organized churchwhen I was young  caused me traumatic shock syndrome

she said  Traumatic shock . . . there’s no such thing.

Wha is there then

I think you mean post-traumatic stress syndrome.  P  T  S  D.

Is thawha its called

    Yes.  I think you knew that; or know that.

Maybe I do  Sounds familiar

Familiar?

Yah  Familiar

Church?

Yah  Church

How so?

Im fond I like to visitattend churches synagogues chapels monasteries convents   cathedrals

                                                                                                    Cathedrals are breathtakin 

But not during service

Not mass?

Amass

           Amassed people

No

I prefer their quiet penetrating solemnity

                                            Their walls wholly interiors steeped incoloured by thousandsanthousands tens of thousands freakinmillions  people  the attendant joys celebrations marriages baptisms BaranBat mitzvahs  funerals   sorrows troubles  confidences revealed  confessions

Memories

But not people

    Why?

P S T D

she didnt cover her mouth when she laughed he liked that about her P  T S  D.

Ya know wha I mean

Someone else might not.

Therestha

There is.

    Have oftenwondered if church conferred  introversion  on mebeat the hell out of savin my soul

smiled

        had a funny kind of smile between a broken grinnin jackolantern a spooncracked coloured Easter egg

     which made her laugh in spite of herself

Wha

Nothing. You tickle me you’re funny.

                                       Church. Not converting  But introverting.

Yah

        Somethinhuh

You’re something.

Somethin

          Good    Or bad

Baby . . . . you’re riddled through and through you’re good’s bad bad’s goo . .

. . But ya dig me

Ohyes.

           I dig you.

2PMishmash,  Tuesday,  15  4. 2

1256,  Wednesday,  16  4. 25

Jewel  Who Will Save Your Soul  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wBDDAZkNtk

I think youre really gonna enjoy this  heldup the bottle by the neck

buddy looked at it with some trepidation wasnt a beer drinker

                                                                 You drink it warm? 

Isn’t beer supposed to be drank cold.

    Depends on the kind This is a stout a bourbon barrelaged stout

                                                                          Elevenpercent alcohol

Given tha I drink slowly if it began cold I keep my purchase at room temperature begin cold as it warms its flavours reveal

    Dragon’s Milk.

Yah

        I like to imagine myself at her scaly breasther warm breath caressingcoursing the furrow of my spine

Yeahwell . that’s . . . quite . . the imagination.

Im curious wha youll think

I don’t imagine . . me . . suckling.

Donknow till yave tried

                          Have a sip of mine Ya can decide if youd like warm or a cold one

he opted warm

holding up his bottle he said Na Zdrowie

Na Zdrowie. buddy went to tap the bottom of his bottle against his

                                                                         withdrew his  No no no no

Tap the necks

Why?

If celebratin enthusiastically crack the bottles too hard bottom falls out  lose its contents

Harder to brake a neck anifya do ya lose nothin

    A rookie mistake?

Yasaid it  Na Zdrowie 

Na Zdrowie.

Attaboy

 

 

the edibles they ingested kicked in atop the Dragons Milk

                                                              buddy feelin no pain  he said 

he replied Wha

Can you imagine?

I cant

         Danglin dinner

A little rude

If I were a chick No nibbles for youwho says tha

Younger guys I know.

I hope you correctem

How so?

Its called a cock Eat my cock danglin dinnerKahRist

I don’t kno . .

. . You do know

                 Cock shoudnt be euphemisedlast thing to be

    Although

 

Although?

Danglin Diner

What?

Yah

     Whawoudya have on the menu

What menu?

Ya dense

incredulous eyes damn near buggin that hes saying it

                                                  On the Danglin’ Diner’s menu?

Yah Off the top of my head Foreskin potatoes

OhChrist.

 

 

 

    later  buddy shakin his head no

Awcomon The new Bushian Axis of Evil   Drop North Korea got China Russia  US

1739,  reggaefriday,  7  2. 25

1113,  Wednesday,  16  4. 25