So . . . any plans for tomorrow?

Im considering an offer rather an ask

Someone’s asked you for something?careful.

Aint it the truth

So out of hand you didn’t immediately say no?that’s . . . more your style.

Know me well

                Usually its sitting on the trip of my tongue

Notoriously a kneejerk reaction.

                                  If you don’t mind me saying so.

You know you can say anything to me

Yes. Don’t spare your feelings.

Correct

Because you haven’t any. he could almost hear her shake her head over the phone as she spoke

None

 

    Youre quiet

I’d ask.

Please

Your nos often seem callous.

I understand they woud to you

To me?

Of course

   To me, of course.

When was the last time you said no despite  despite it disadvantaging you inconveniencing you

You usually virtuallyalways   say yes

                                            Because people know youll likely agree to what they ask

Its why they ask youhave you ever asked if theyve asked someone else prior  to asking you

I apologise for all the asks

You like people you like to please people you like to help people youre compassionate youre empathic

                                                                                                           You might think Im pathetic

I really don care wha people think of me

Theres the wellknown probably prolificallyknown YES men YES people

                                                                            Im the know guy

Not N O   K N O W

                      So you know

I inconvenience myself.

                         But because I want to.

Anthere ya have it Thas your right

                                       Youre welcome to take on anything you choose

    So.   Returning to the scene of the crime, as it were.

Yes

What offer, ask, are you considering?

Lay some flooring

   What’s her first name?                                               

1700,  Reggaefriday – Nagasaki 1945,  9  8. 24

1232,  Sunday,  11  8. 24

Jim Croce  I’ve Got a Name  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3r4_sG5MtY

yet again though this time to be emblazoned with a frantic asterisk he fell victim to haste makes waste

casually he flipped the lid of the no frills Proctor Silex coffeemaker basket papered he spooned freshground coffee into itbut the lid felljammed a spoonful against it grounds scattered across the counterSonofabitch

                                                                                                     he set the spoon down swept the mess with the side of his hand into a pile swept them off the counter into his palm lifted the lidfirmly dumped them into the basket

eyeballing the maker he believed inanimate things werent as inanimate as people thought Got anything elseany other tricks up your sleeve

                 wisely

it played mute

Shall we get on with this

silence is acquiescence  tacit assent

placed a couple more spoonfuls poured in 10 cups of fresh water as the machine indicated snapped the lid in place turned it On

turned it On

             its playful little switch glowed RED when turned On

his shehe heshes his naggers giggledwhispered Wouldnt it be nice if the women you slept with thatheir clits glowed likewise when you had aroused them properly Whenya hit the right spot

was hard to resist dialogue with them

                                         Ya mean their G-spot

G-spot

        Howstha

Its called the G-spot

An abbreviation

Abbreviation

Were thinkin Gagagaga Gawd spot

he liked it

           Sure I agree Im withya   An abbreviation

You agree with us

he surprised them on occasion

 

while the coffee brewed he fed his cats washed the dishes they ate off cleaned their litterboxes began a load of laundry

opposite the machines behind him was a nook where he hung a few coats a raincoat a few shirt and wire hangers hed been meaning to ditch he didnt care for them

the pole they hung on was sketchy hed been meaning to replace it

                                                                    he decided was going to trash the hangers

in haste he grabbed a handfulpulled on themhadnt lifted first the clothingpole snapped and the heap the coats tshirts all the wire hangers fell to the floor around his feet anklesSONofabitch

                                                                          but then

wire hangers

origamied

bent themselves into scrawny chickens

clucked

scratched at the linoleum

exhelling Sonofabitch

frightened them

squawked

hellbent scattered

in all directions

into all the rooms

he surmisedrealising realeyesed he was going to have to cornercapture them one at a time  his only saving grace

    those in his hand did not morph

wire hanger chickens

6AMish,  Saturday,  10  8. 24

0933,  Sunday,  11  8. 24

https://www.health.com/condition/sexual-health/g-spot-how-to-find-it

he could make out her words despite her talking through a stuffed mouth

                                                                              This meat is huge.

No bigger than mine love

I’m not as big as you.

                       You’re meat’s huge too.

Thank you  he laughed

                             You know honey everything is big in the eyes of a child But you keep those eyes baby try an keep them your whole life if you can try an keep the wonder the amazement

chewing  she smiled at him

                               as she chewed she rocked in the chair jerked her legs under the table

he could hear the haunt

                           Why can’t he sit still? What’s the matter with him?

What’s the matter with you, boy?

he didnt stop

his parents took his plate away

                                   When you can stop with that nonsense you can eat.

politely May I be excused

   Go.

        his food was divvied out to the other children

May I go outside an wait there until I have to wash the dishes

Go.

     their tone he was irritating them  Stay in the backyard.

I will Thank you

he went out through the backporch went down the steps crossed over to the leaning wood garage which leaned so badly his father didnt park his car inside it hadnt in years

he went into a cardboard box  it had vegetables he hocked from neighbours gardens apples pears from trees he shimmied up he kept a cooler with ice holding rabbits squirrels rats he killed with a slingshot dressed out roasted on a spit in prairie lots around the developing neighbourhood

his parents could deny him their dinner

                                          but hed eat

he enjoyed her unbridled exuberance its pure hugeness

he wished his chair had taller legs so he could dance with her dance to her music her umms hmms as she chewed

Monday – Memorial Day,  26  5. 08

1442,  Reggefriday – Nagasaki 1945,  9  8. 24

cat said to him Ya down wid alus in the ratshit funk  Door say WHITES ONLY

Brothers not allowed

                        But yet . . .

he  his voice trailed offaway

   alone

           where was he

 

through the dark he made out the shadowy outline of a manse

like porn

           know it when its seen

manse may not approve of the associationThas unfortunate

                                                                 he was helping himselfgoing in

scratched an itch on his neck under his ear with a fingernail   didnt pay it no heed

the entry doubledoors  solid wood  enormous

                                                  No WHITES ONLY sign but he could imagine only they entered

BLACKS around back

he didnt knock

pushed on a door it swung in noiselessly

inside marble foyer  foreboding   forbidding

                                                what was he getting himself into

like a cat though he was curious

by last lazy count figured he had at least three left

                                                       he wanted to leave it all on the field at the end of the game

to the right a staircase  a massive hallstand   an umbrella leaned

left was a hall that went on and on leading to antechambers one after the other

                                                                                      a manse

humouring himself he gathered the umbrella

                                                opened it  walked silently around  a thick woodshaft  heavy

couldnt imagine carrying it for long in a rain

                                                in wind or gust

Mary Poppins

closed it

its ferrule tip  looked lethalfive inches metal pointed  thought bullfighters iron he dug how the handle fit his hand  muttered  Like custommade

put it over his shoulder climbed the ornate balustered staircase

                                                                     he heard muffled voices noises

not on the second floor

climbed to the third

                      muffled though more distinct

he walked down the hall  passed artful wood doors left and right exactly opposite each another  sounds from each room on his right

hall ended at a magnificent bank of etched glass windows a door onto a balcony  estate  gardens  trees beyond

turning around he walked to the first room on the left thought to open it unannouncedpaused

lay of the land

anticipated possible that this wingthe rooms mirrored opposite  he imaged alike   tract home construction

he crossed the hall to the silent room entered 

                                                 a bedroom suite  bank of windows complimenting those at the end of the hall  fireplace   plank floor    throw rugs

   third floor

                possibly all bedrooms

he liked the odds

exiting he snugged it shut crossed the hall   voicessounds continued

                                                                            let himself in

SHOCKed by the dustedred room table four chairs immediately right two men identical dustedred head to foot stood

went to their greatcoats from pockets pulled sheathed long knives slipped the knives dropped the sheaths hustled at him wordless

umbrella

action speaks louder than words

speared the first in the bellyhe dropped  dropped his knife

                                                               the second scrabbledtripped over the disabled he clubbed on the side of the head bone collapsed eye popped fell facedown at his feet stomped his neck with his hobnail boot

stepped to the other who made it to his knees stabbed him in the throat picked up his knife slashed his throat

                                                                                                                     hed do the same for a suffering animal

backed out of the dustedred room sheathed knives in his coat pockets

                                                                            he snugged the door shut

must really have violated something

   second door a bluedusted room bluedusted twins clones? violence   no words

third  yellowdusted  clones  violence  no words

fourth  green  violence  wordless

fifth  white violence silence

 

   he left the umbrella in the hallstand

opened the door

it was raining

good

he was sloppy with blood and gore

needed a good thorough rinsing                                           

1142,  Monday,  5  8. 24

5AM,  Thursday,  8  8. 24

1252,  Reggaefriday – Nagasaki 1945,  9  8. 24

https://history.wustl.edu/i-know-it-when-i-see-it-history-obscenity-pornography-united-states

Hendrix  Rainy Day  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_jCaXlylmg

“I believe in the Devil.”  Republican VEEP pick J D Vance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XU7n4id7uSM

to save time although he would recommend the entire TENEO Retreat 2021 video begin at the 7:50minute-mark

                                                                                                               8:28minute-mark “The most important truths often come from people who are crazy 60% of the time, but they’re right 40% of the time (thought that was awfully generous an unproven  unscientific) cites Elon Musk his billionaire benefactor Peter Thiel Marjorie Taylor Green  9:28minute-mark  . . . Believing crazy things is not the mark of whether somebody should be rejected. Believing important truths should be the mark of whether we accept if they believe some crazy things on the side, that’s fine, we need to believe in unconventional people.”

unconventional people are not crazy 60% of the time

they have an ability to think outside the box

thinking outside the box is not crazy

Yale-trained lawyer Vance

Yale ought to be ashamed

ought to know better

1532,  day-between-2-Ts,  7  8. 24

1052,  Reggaefriday – Nagasaki 1945,  9  8. 24

https://opsmatters.com/organisations/teneo

porn pantry

It’s about time they shut the porn pantry down.

Wha a riot porn pantryNot

                              Whos they

Whoever had the common decency to recognise it was inappropriate.

Sex You have something against sex

If inappropriate.

Im all ears

 

   Tell me of the inappropriateness of sex

                                             Pleasures tethered attendant 

You don’t need to talkwrite about it.

Because

                      Youre prude

You think callin . .

. . A spade a spade

I think it’s inappropriate.

I believe it is notlemme ask you

 

   What?  Are you going to say?

Askin for your permission

I thought you’d just say.

No  Not with you

                   Im tryin kid gloves

Porn isn’t kid gloves.

Although  Id betcha a fine pair of gloves a feather a brisk crack on the ass   someones gonna cum

There. That.

in a goofy cartoon voice Which way did they go which way did they go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs-Q0JmWjj0 

            Ya got to be kiddin me  Cum   Cum offends youyoure packin correct

confused him

Ya got testiclesright

sneered

Lemme put this to rest once an for all

                                          If given a choice anIve chosen between watching Saw or its ilk or playing video games where a shooter gets points for killing people for running people over in a car  video violence

Id rather watch people fuck 

Porn pantry

Not shut down

Another way to look at it

                           If youre not interested no ones forcin ya walkaway  Secondly Mind your own fuckin businesscant stand Holier than Thou Art pigeons

2103,  Thursday,  8  8. 24

0949,  Reggaefriday – Nagasaki 1945,  9  8. 24

Charlie Rich  Behind Closed Doors  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHaLjPP4bok

she didnt like to kiss

                      fucked like a rabbit but face to facemissionary which seemed her favorite she turnedtilted her head jutted her chin she didnt want to kiss

                                                 although an enthusiastic fuck

so hed ride up her body have her squeeze her tits together fuck them ride higher have her suck his cock flip her over take her from behind get under her let her fuck him let her faceaway grip his shins while he admired her shapely back an ass yank her to him gobbled her pussy sixtynine roll her onto the bottom continue

                                                                                        just didnt want to kiss

Ya know girlie Prostitutes hookers don like to kiss either  he didnt say

he forgot what veeredsevered their relationship

                                                  when she got off on fucking in cemeteries on gravesthe fresher the better

he didnt flinch

fuck in church

didnt flinch

sneak over to her parents house fuck in her childhood sandbox under the swingset and slide

didnt

        didnt remember what went wrong awry

maybe because he quit tryin to kiss her

                                          dropped him like a hot potato  of course he was hot

she quit taking his calls even had her roommate ask him to quit calling

not twothree weeks after he chanced dropping by

her roommate said she wasnt in maybe do himself a favor  understand she wasnt interested

he didnt try to pump her for answers

one thing lead to another

A drink?

Sure

Have any grass?

Got hash

I haven’t tried that.

Ya gotta try it

Alright.

by the time the night was over she tried things she said she hadnt imagined

                                                                                  she enthused him  kissed

slipping out the back door early morning she asked You’re not going to say anything about this to her?

You know better than tha  She aint talking to me

                                                     I hope we can do this again

Yes. Yes. I’d like that.

saying goodnight they clencheddeep kisses he she collectively lost their minds she droppedsucked his cock he pulled her upspun her aroundtook her from behind think they may have damaged the railing on the back stoop that she clutched not to get knocked off her feet

                                           he had no idea he had anything left  Oh well

I never had sex outside before.

Well have to make a point of tha

clandestinely hed pick her up in his car theyd park on random neighborhood streets parking lots fuck in the backseat

   she outenthused kissless

unfortunately her mother was involved an car accident she was needed at home to help her convalesce

she blew him in the airport parking structure before she flew away

                                                                       turns out

flew away for the rest of their lives

they wrote letters postcards

she married

had three children

was happy

he suffered a dry streak after that

                                     to be fair he wasnt hounding

found a magazine published in the Netherlands at a local corner newsstand where he bought daily newspapers

turns out he supplanted subordinated her

                                             wrote her she was superseded by glossy pages

she replied that that was unhealthy

Unhealthy? Cheaper than a date.

They’re sluts.

Not that they know, though they’re probably aware they’re being masturbated to.

he sent her several pages of a model he particularly likedwas very fond of What do you think?

she wrote I have to confess, knowing that you masturbate to her really turned me on. I imagined. Found myself masturbating to her too.

Thas my grrl! You see, she’s not a slut.

Yes she is. I imagined her a slut once, then since.  I got so hot I actually squirted.

Bitch. You denied me.

I didn’t know I could.

from what evidence,  November, 1999

1448,  Thursday,  8  8. 24

I’ve a friend, by any matrix, is sixthree.

Calypso to Gabbys Circe

                           as she said  the Tall and Short of it

You always sit facing the door?

Always do or I don sit

she put her hand on his thigh This is the best booth. Intimate. Little out of the way. But still can see the bar.

An it has a hard time seeing us

Yes. I recall. giggled mischievously nuzzled his neck

                                                         Would you like to get warmed up? I’ve called.

You called Johnny on the spot  Whas your Amazons name

Amazon?

Yes.

What’s that?

Mythic but like all things mythic based in some fact women warriors Herodotus an ancient Greek historian called them Androktones Means killer of men

Gabby giggled

                You better hope not. she was at his fly unbuttoning him   he was searching for her

Wonder Woman

Thank you.

No knucklehead  Comics televisions Wonder Woman She was an Amazon

Oh. distracted

                had his cock in hand

slooow strokes

Her name

   Alexandria. Not pulled up slooowly Alex. Not slipped down slooowly Ally, though I could imagine her an alley cat, feral. grippedsuddenly suddenquick tempoSQUEEZED HARD Don’t get ahead of yourself, boyboy.  I’m listening to your breaths.

Im breathing

You are. pinched the head of his cock tamed him looked down

                                                                 Ohmy.

he looked Wha

Looks like a bill may have fallen on the floor I’ll get it.

                                                         she took her sweating glass Long Island Iced Tea in hand  sipped through a pink straw  held it in her mouth

swallowed

leaned over his lapdisappearing from view of the bar

                                                         took him in her cold mouth

Christ he sighed

bobbed several times went deep soft gag bobbedbobbed   deep  gagged  bobbed vigorously deep  came up dragging him with her teeth sitting up soft tears in her eyes

he took her head in hand

                           affectionately kissed away the salty tears

kissed her deeply

she clutched his cock again tugged vigorous

                                                     Now. Let’s put tha away. Alexandria should be here any moment.

pushing his cock asidewedging it buttoned his fly

   There.  There she is.

he looked up

               Thas not sixthree

No. I’d guess sixseven. She likes to wear heels.

Gabby waved her backstood

he stood

                Alexandria extending his hand   Im Joe

   Joe. Gabby. Got started without me? briefly eyed his cock winked   I’ll have an Iced Tea too.

Gabby slipped from the boothgrabbed a fistful of cash off the table Alexandria leaned down kissed her artfully on the mouth standing back up Gabby hugged hernuzzled her face in Alexandrias ample breasts

                                                                                                I’ll be right back.

Alexandria turned to him  Joe. You ought to be seated. No need to lure me, I'm here.

                                                                                         laughed jovially sat to his left  slidover 

he sat

So she said This is gonna be fun.

2330,  Monday,  5  8. 24

1214,  Thursday,  8  8. 24

Amazons  https://www.greeka.com/greece-myths/amazons/#:~:text=The%20myth%20says%20that%20they,and%20make%20wars%20against%20them.

muttered under his breath Whereya going were here first  Where

clowns like this was a petpeeve

                                   either too lazy or thoughtless to flip his directional indicate where theyre going

an in the meantime

                     wasting his time waiting on themOught to heshe shehes interject have traffic dronesdoncha think  A deterrent that doesnt kilGot it Fires paintballs spatters ruins renders their vehicles unsightly while also imparting a stink like an wellused unserviced Honeyhut a rural gasoline station toilet

Wow Impressive  Thawas a mouthful

Your irritation is exacerbated exponentially in Da House

Da House

          Da bone vault  Cranium

Dats Da House our residence We feel your pain your anguish angst

   Tha bad

Ya kiddin

            Whas this clown doin  Makin a left right goin straightwha

Well discover

Is he on his phone

    Please Bitched enough

He is

He is

Well shit

          Our solution was insufficient

No it was plenty sufficient

Ohlook at him Makes a right after makin you wait when you coud have gone straight woudnt have inhibited him

If I were a betting man I woud have laid cash on him going right

   Drone

Ill give you tha your AI solution  It humoured me kept me sane

During the interlewd

Interlewd  Definitely

Thanks Appreciate thathough as I said exponentially we were more miffedmore spurred spurned

                                                                                                          Misfortunate AI

An Idiot

Though maybe someday

                            All-seeing  All-knowing  Givin Gawd a run for His money

chuckled

           We obviously get along

We do  Yes we do

1409, day-between-2-Ts, 7  8. 24

1023,  Thursday,  8  8. 24