often he couldnt reverseengineer how he got to where he was because the road ahead was tortuous and he had to keep his eye on it

                    in the rearview mirror no one was gaining on him

he pumped the brakes

rolled easedover to the side of the road

                                           asked

Where have I been

along the roadside was a vibrator scattering pebbleskickinup dirt  must have been geared up to MAX

it was slick

it was shiny in the sunlight

looked like a fiftycalibre round onehunredthirtyeight millimetres long  fivepointfourthreethreezerosevenone inches though heftier girthier lengthier

                           slick  shiny

no offense should be taken

                           early 1880s Dr Joseph Mortimer Granville a British physician invented it for men to be employed on various body parts to treat pain spinal disease deafness? he suggested it could be used sexually on mens perineums to alleviate impotence coudnt convince him a few didnt take the plunge

had there been fine print on the packaging it might have suggested women particularly overly sensitive hysterical women

shouldnt use the vibratrode near their clitoris AS TO INCREASE THEIR HYSTERIA GREEK Origin  hustera – womb  GREEK  husterikos – of the womb  LATIN  mid17th century  hysteria

he had to admit he was somewhat distracted by vibratory hammers vibrohammers vibrodrivers impact drivers  had to shake them off but they didnt fall far from the tree like apples acorns an children

he switched the car OFF

adjusted his rearview mirror

took a good look

                  it began with exafference hadnt seen that word before

he began with Oxford Reference “The stimulation of an animal as a result of factors external to the animal itself. misspelled itself itsserf  serf being a slave servant menial villein thrall helot ceorl”

   a vibrator is a factor Xternal to stimulating an animal

                                                              although vibratrode is chicish  chichi

Oxford urged him to compare it with reafference hadnt seen that word before either  “. . . sensory signals that occur as a result of the movement of the sensory organ.”

there he was

on the side of the road

saw where he had been

                       Onward Ho!

Arya kiddin me

Woudya shaddup Nobody asked

Ya dragged me out here anya think yare over an out concluding with Ho

   Jesus  Hos an exclamation

An exclamation

Not your ho

Meaning

Really

Meaning

Ho Prostitute   Whore

An exclamation

Yah

     Look it up

   Maybe I will

Mebbe yaoughta

                   damn heshe shehe

1430,  Thursday,  1  2. 24

1227,  Saturday,  30  3. 24

https://iac.gatech.edu/news/item/631497/know-invention-vibrator-wrong#:~:text=Granville%20invented%20the%20vibrator%20in,hysterical%20women%3B%20rather%2C%20Dr.

https://royalsocietypublishing.org/doi/10.1098/rstb.2019.0764

Jesus Christ Superstar  What’s the Buzz/Strange Thing Mystifying  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-XbvDkA3Vk

they were embattled

                       buddy believedemphatically in coincidence

hed concede cause an effect

Isn’t cause and effect coincidence?

No Causation

                The action of causing something Which isnt coincidence

Coincidence

You tell me

              A remarkabletruly remarkable concurrence  concurrence   of events circumstances without apparent causal connection

                    Causal  causal    causal

Coincidence really bugs you.

   No  Not at all

                   It does not exist

though he had to laugh

                          pulling into his carport he looked downsaw that the odometer read 30999 after he came home from a drugstore stop for a prescription and standing at a distance behind a woman who divulged her birthday 9/19/1999 she wore a jersey numbered 39 which he assumed referred to the 999 of 1999  and the night before he dreamt he was 39 his girlfriend is 39

                                          they arent 

coincidence

   NO       

4PM,  Monday,  11  3. 24

1415,  Reggaefriday,  29  3. 24

she entered the kitchen  smelled of soap fresh laundry

she was coming to him to have him help her hang clothes on the line

it was a brilliant green blue sunlit day

he sat at the table head propped on a widespreadhand on elbow turning his coffee mug round round by fingertips 

Well . . look at you . . . perturbed.

he nodded nodded   I am

What’s up babe?

he smiledchuckled Keeneye  Thank you

she laughed

              Thank me?you’re obvious. If you aren’t sparking writhinground like a snake with its balls in a vise something’s off.

                  An you my love . . are rarely off.

I am arent I

You are.

          What’s bothering you?  Tryin’ to get out of hangin’ clothes with me?

Ohhellno  No

              Same old story same old song an dance  Cant ever recall wha its called

Frustrates me

So Ive been tryin

You can ask me.

I can Eventually Im sure I will

                                  Tryin to get it on my own  Excavate it

Excavate?  Deep.

Cute

she laughed gayly  set off her dimples

                                         Christ he loved her dimples they alone were worth his while keeping her happyhumoured laughing at every opportunity

he remembered when they were first dating she asked if he was ever serious

                                                                                   I can be

But I prefer laughter inanity prefer ridiculous  Keeps me on my toes

Me too. she hugged him kissed him on top the head sniffed You need to wash your hair

Your fault

My fault?

You worked me to a lather last night

How is it . . she laughed gloriously dimples deeper . . not tonight, I have a headache, doesn’t work with you?

Afterwards  Have a headache

      I didn’t.

No

     Makin loves better than aspirin

Migraine?

You don have em but Id lay money the outcum woud be the same

Out C  U  M?

Yup

Manohman.

               You rallying?

Nope

        All I got is liar Full of shit   SomebodyME ought to punch em in the throat before they can speak

May I?

Please Mother

Conspiracy theory.

GAWDDAMMIT

               his head came off his hand  he implored the sky with both  Why why why

Because you haven’t time for horseshit when something insults your intelligence.

Blithe ignorancefuckin    illiterates blindside me

Why you’re prone to humor, wit.

Possible

         More possibly because I dig your laughter an dimples

Lets hang clothes then take a shower

I showered before starting laundry.

                                        You’ll recall.

I was busy at breakfastYes  I recall

So you’re not thinking showershower.

I am not

You’re insatiable.

I am insatiable because you

I bet you say tha to all the grrls . . . laughing  threw her head back

                                                                       she was a challenge to the sun and moon

Youre glorious

she didnt hear him over her peals

1658,  Thursday,  28  3. 24

1136,  Reggaefriday,  29  3. 24

Aerosmith  Same Old Song and Dance  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6C_nyZLQR8

Hungarys Viktor Orbans a punk

                                  former and other foes thinks hes the cats Meow

real cats devourentirely  punks

                                  head to tail  entirely

WOOOO  deft autocrat steely

                                 deftly curtailing the lives of his peopleXcept for the chosen whod wipe his ass if he wanted and he does

Hungarys 2024 population is 10,034,876

                                           hmmm  the USs is 341,350,674

to put it into furthur perspective

                                 to put a really fine point an atraumatic needlepoint on Orbans punkishness

there are 41 million American Gen Zs able to vote in November

Gen Z  born the late 90s through early 2010s

might suffice to say Orbans punked Trump

1549,  Thursday,  28  3. 24

2251,  Thursday

Hungary  https://worldpopulationreview.com/countries/hungary-population

US  https://www.worldometers.info/world-population/us-population/

Gen Z  https://circle.tufts.edu/latest-research/41-million-members-gen-z-will-be-eligible-vote-2024

Orban oops?  https://www.barrons.com/news/protest-in-hungary-as-former-insider-shares-proof-of-graft-49365d9c

Frida  Frida Kahlo theres only one Frida  said of surrealists

                                                                  “They poison the air with theories that never come true.”

he disagreedbelieved she was solely addressing Andre Breton

he followedgathered their nascent elicitation

                                               however

it was the creations they forged not the bluestreaks they uttered

he dug em

surrealism sought to release the unbridled imagination of the subconscious

his amicable subconscious had passions readied to surface at what others deemed misfortunate times bobbingbuffeted

on creamyslick waves on wideeyed tides his consciousness enthused him to share 

they were usually fielded lugubriously

                                            asif burdens

rather than keys to set them free

   improbable

                  not impossible

he refused to let others set boundaries

                                          his outland bled vibrantly  tossed bits of watercolours chum that spikedfocused then blurred obscured  spread shimmeringly  simmered  dissipated  waned soft floral pastels

                                                                                                         hed toss again

splash

         a child in a toy cool pool setup on top freshcut grass on a hot scalding day

Grow up.

his bestest favourites were when straitlacedstraitjacketed religious sticks attempted to chideto shame him DUH he had no shame

          When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child; but when I became a man, I put away childish things.

                              1 Corinthians 13:11

hed reply  spake

                  loved spaking cuddled it with spankings  was familiar  was regularly punished for not following refusing to adhere to malarkey descending from older people who werent adults  he wouldnt give them that  he could see through their guises  see the elasticbands the cords that held their masks in place

WHO  can you see The Real Me  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6y1c3xllo8c

NO

     they didnt wish to be revealedwished to continue their masquerades

   he

       exhibited without restraints

not that they werent appealing with the right partner

hed had three true partners-in-crime 

                                        the others

derelicts dare a lick lagan lay again flotsam fuck jetsam ejaculatesam   though fetching derelicts   

he didnt get between who he was or who he appeared

                                                          Dramatics Whacha See is Whacha Get 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmF_9agF5Og

hed given it thought

                     had he been alive hed have given Frida a go-go a goo   been agog

recently he read that Fridas art was folded into something called naïve art

                                                                               Jesus  Assholes who believe/d that crap

1839,  Sunday,  17  3. 24

1245,  Thursday,  28  3. 24

https://www.metmuseum.org/toah/hd/surr/hd_surr.htm

muttered Asshole

                    then smiled awfully big

it felt good sounded goodanointed his ears came out of his mouth like a goodlyejaculate declaring an asshole an asshole was conviviable   felt just so damn good

real fuckin  good

   downside

                he couldnt say it to the assholes face

if he could he would

the Baltimore Bridge collapses after struck by a disabled container ship  an event that could have been more deadly

everyone ought to thank their lucky stars it wasnt an everyone ought to mourn those who died

INSTEAD

            a MAGA clown

a formerly elected Florida government servant using the term loosely BRAYS

                                                                             without evidence  “DEI did this” so MAGAish

its been viewed over 2.2 million times

                                        rest assured   it was compelled by the visual of the bridge collapsing

he couldnt help but wonder if those viewers also watched James Foley beheaded on-line

DEI Diversity Equity Inclusion

                                    he could understand why Sabitini was an expoliticianexploitative

seeksbegs to remain relative

he had one for the MAGAGOTScrowd to try on

                                                  DSI

the formers legal ploy Delay Stall Ignore                

yet again

             another ASSHOLE

1542,  Monday,  25  3. 24

1018,  Thursday,  28  3. 24

https://www.wired.com/story/baltimore-bridge-collapse-conspiracy-theories/

DEI  https://www.inclusionhub.com/articles/what-is-dei

Sabatini  https://www.sabatiniforcongress.com/

James Foley  https://www.cnn.com/2014/08/19/world/meast/isis-james-foley/index.html

Who watches beheadings  https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/30802079/

prophetic then  and NOW

                              Rachel Carson

she asserted that one of the most basic human rights is the “right of the citizen (of the world) to be secure in his own home against the intrusions of poisons applied by other people.”

through ignorance greed negligence

                                     “poisonous and biologically potent chemicals” fall “indiscriminately into the hands of persons largely and wholly ignorant of their potentials for harm.”

when protested people are “fed little tranquillizing pills of half-truth” by governments that refuse to take responsibility for or acknowledge evidence of damage

she challenged “moral vacuity”

                                  asserted “The obligation to endure gives us the right to know.”

   endure

              endurance

what he found prophetic in her words is that they are applicable today regarding the potent poison of unmediated social media the disregard of roiling childhood illiteracy the terrible illiteracy of society as a whole

government has not amended Section 230 of the Communications Decency Act of 1996

                                                                                            platforms  because they cannot be sued are failing to appropriately remove harmful content such as misinformation disinformation hate speech

1964  when Supreme Court Justice Potter Stewart was asked to describe his test for obscenity responded “I know it when I see it.”

others maintain platforms remove constitutionally protected political speech in biased fashion and still others  advocates of consumers rights  hawkeye platforms algorithms that they believe violate or reinforce biases that unfairly disadvantage consumers

   environmental POISON then  POISON NOW       

3PMish,  2sday,  26  3. 24

1028,  day-between-2-Ts,  27  3. 24

literacy  https://edtrust.org/the-equity-line/the-literacy-crisis-in-the-u-s-is-deeply-concerning-and-totally-preventable/

Section 230  https://www.naag.org/attorney-general-journal/the-future-of-section-230-what-does-it-mean-for-consumers/

https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/47/230

obscenity  https://history.wustl.edu/i-know-it-when-i-see-it-history-obscenity-pornography-united-states

Its been better than a month now  Isnt it bouttime you got to it

Ive considered it

Careful

         Watch your tone Were aware

See it tick through your brain a couplethree times a day   Interrupts us

   Sowha

Exactly  So wha

                         Whayagonna do

It was in passing

But its stuck with you

Yah Better stuck than stuck to my foot if I hadnt sidestepped it Woudnt have been like wipin dogshit off my boot with a stick

Though it remains pretty remarkable given yawere walkinreadin

                                                                        Were enthralled you can

It serves our mutual interests

Yes Ifya say   By the bye thank you for our  our mutual interests

                                                                        Why we stick it out with you

Lotsa sticks sticking to this conversation

So get on with it

                   Were dying to see where you go

   I am too I am too

was conversing with heshes shehes

usually a chill bunch

                       whispers hed hear in a room a smell of smoke appeared in the corner of his eye  then that one austere moment when he lookedsuddenly and they didnt move  remained    his eye to untold eyes

                                                                                                            Hiya

Backatcha

Been there all this time

All this time every time

   Yah

         Didntnever felt like a passing optic

Like fuckinround with me                                    

Yare one to talk

Touché

his sidestep was more a stagger a hop avoiding it in the crosswalk in a busy intersection

                                                                                               appeared in his peripheral above the leadingedge of the book  Blonde on the Street Corner  Goodis

no sooner it appearedsidestepped it it occurred to him how was it it had remained intact while had it been a dead squirrel it would have been runover timeanagain  rendered a somewha recognisable mush

                                                                                                 their telltale tail

passing it he spun on his heels looking again as he walked backwards across the street

it was wha he thought it was

imagination elbowed him

                            Whadaya got

shehes heshes elbowed him

                               Whadaya got

Ya clowns ought to get together an form a choir

WHACHA GOT

Pushy pushy motherfuckers

                                  Condoms are elastic  Was knottedobviously not filled to bursting like a waterballoon coud have been dropped in the crosswalk tossed from a car flipped from the corner trying to impact a passing cars windshield which I enjoyed doing

Somebodies had a ball

the choir  Flipped the condom from the corner

Yah

Gross

   Ya don remember Imagination   You knuckleheads have been in the corner of my eye for as long as I can remember

the choir shook their heads

Selective memory

they shook their heads

Yare disappointing me

in unison  Yanever disappoint us 

220preferred, Saturday,  24  2. 24

1213,  2sday,  26  3. 24

Doris Troy  What’cha Gonna Do About It  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2h5-Awtbmv0  Just One Look  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8OQVUS6YuY 

Whoawhoa  whoa

                     Whadyasay

What?

Whaya just said

   What did I just say?

You said it

            Wha

   What did I say?

I think Jewtube

No I didn’t.

   No   So whadya  say

What was I talking about?

Really

          Bitchinbout coincidence  Some expert whose name you cant rememberheard it in passin aint important wasnt substantial  Wittgensteins Whereof Thereof mantra didnt apply

Yare so full of it

   Ohyeah.  I recall.

Youtube.

           Yareally think there’s something called Jewtube?

My daughter told me a long time ago if I wondered something was a thing It was

                                                                                       I avoidnegate with extreme prejudice social media   All tha shit on cellphones

Why would I think Jewtube wasnt something

                                                Bibis bid to remain leader hes conceptionalised is verging on his desire to be an autocrat   Whell thas dependent on Gazan Palestinian slaughter

Hamas is his excuse

   Jewtube isnt farfetched

But I said Youtube

I apologise I stand corrected

                                 Although I am an idea guy an thas a worthwhile concept

414preferred,  Thursday,  21  3. 24

1231AM  0031,  2sday,  26  3. 24