they were talking out back behind
the house away from the collection inside it
sipped their beers
told offcoloured jokes
her jokes were better than his
shes improved with age
when they were younger she couldnt
keepup
now if he were to admit ithe wouldnt she flipped the script on him
she was forcing his hand
hed have to be clever
I think, she said I’m in that place where I’ll have to concede,
concede, buy a handgun.
Jesus I thought we agreed knives ballpeen hammers
baseball bats . .
. . For tha . . . yeah.
I’m talking if
it precedes those events.
Precedes
Yes.
Concede to buy a revolver
Ah there you go, my kind of
class, yes, but of course a revolver.
he smiledwas amused shook his head
Of course Im surprised is all The kind
Colt Cobra get this, a
Thirtyeight S P L.
Really A freakin acronym comin out of your mouth
If I don’t irritate you who will?
Those people inside you invited
OHstop,
they’re okay . .
.
. Not close But theyre your friends
I appreciate the invite
S P L
Are you that thick?
Hit me with an acronym I
disengage think nothing
I also do not like guns hence
knives ballpeen hammers baseball bats Handaxes almost forgot Ya threw me with the handgun mention
S P L
Yes yes. Thirtyeight caliber . . Special.
Coudnt say tha
Actually I did.
In gunese
Fuckin code specialised
language legalese
Say Ya know me better
I do, but I like to irritate you
on occasion, as every freakin’ soul in the house would.
Each an every one
Yes
Whas the catch
Catch?
The Colt Cobra Thirtyeight caliber Special
You think there’s a catch?
Youre usually glued to your word
Theres a catch
You know me so well.
We got history
The gun. One bullet. Exit strategy.
Very unladylike
I’ve not always been a lady . .
. . When Ive
liked you best
Id
think women would be more how shall I say more vain
Vain?
Messy head
Cremated.
Who finds you
Shit.
Theres tha
There is that.
Maybe somebody inside
Would you leave them alone?
I think somebody inside It wont be me
Ill take a PAS
You’d leave me high and dry, take
a pass?
Yes
What kind of friend are you?
The friend whod rather watch porn
than horror slasher flicks people killing people
Takin a PAS
You’re something else, a pass.
Youre misunderstanding me
Not a P A S S a P A S
You’re acronyming me?
I am
Don I make you proud
Proud. No.
Irritated.
they laughed
Awright. I’ll bite. What is P A
S?
Physician Assisted Suicide
I may be vain
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