he rubbed the back of his neck hard

then lookingup he glared

                           An again  Ive been mischaracterised  misconstrued

My words possibly actions continue to be interpreted incorrectly an Ill not to be fitted into what or how someone else thinks

Misconstructed

   Misconscrewed

You said that.

I have not ought to really listen when I speak he laughedgrowled in his throat Too busy formulating replies arguments Yacant hear wha I say

                         So no I didnt say

Misconstrued. I heard you.

If thas whaya heard best get your ears cleaned out

What did you say?

No fun explaining a joke to a joke

                                    he pickedup his drink off the clothcovered table where he set it so he didnt toss it in his face would have been a waste of a drink he rarely ordered  turned walked away

HEY.

   his dead mother leaped in Let me handle this. she could be a furious sparkplug and knowing that as a kid he leveraged it let her loose on many an unsuspecting adult  a Momma Bear  Have at it  he turned back smiled wistfully Hay is for horses.  Thanks Maw     

walking away they chortled together over the top of his tumbler before he sipped from it

Misconscrewed?

he swallowed  Not bad huh

What a pain in the ass.

Learned from the best

3PMish,  Reggaefriday,  24  11. 23

1942,  Thursday,  30  11. 23

0930,  Reggaefriday,  1  12. 23

speakingpoignantly from a males point of viewnot to diminish a lesbians perspective

truly

      how much time does one really get to spend with a pussy   it aint a dog

dogs beckon

they demand time

they need devotion attention

pussies

          on the other hand

independent

confident

           do not require constantbrooding  attention

and those that do

                    he deemed high maintenance

attracting a certain kind of malecertain kind of female willing to putup with afford that particular pussy

   this consternation only arrived when he thought about his thrownaway feral                                                                                                                              bigfoot a neutered pussycat

bigfoot could take him or leave himhadnt  also wee spayed  RKORico spayed Robert Knock Off likely her old man Robert was a huge orange Tom he wouldnt want to tangle with

he really didnt get much time to share with them

                                                    watered them fed them   DISMISSED

which frankly wasnt any different inside his house

four housecats of feralfounding

                                 the Queenmother october her offspring shy leftie bomber who she sprung between his legs Robert their Daddy

when he tried to spend time with them they were busy no idea doinwha

when he was busy they tried to spend time with him

on occasion they reconnoitered

                                 though never felt like it was long enough

and his girlfriend

                    he never she never they never felt theyd ever have enough time

 

1944,  day-between-2-Ts,  29  11. 23

1124,  Thursday,  30  11. 23

the layman came around the corner of the church Excuse me, Joseph.

Joe

he hobblestepped

                   Oh, excuse me. Father asked me to fetch you, he said your name was Joseph . .

. . Joe

Joe.

Correct

Alright. Father sent me to ask you to please see him in the rectory.

Wrecktory Thasounds right

Yes Fadder

That’s Father.

Fadder

Father.

Fodder

Really Joseph.

Joe

Really, Joseph.

Joe

     Fodder  Really yourself 

Jos . . Joe. Your mother asked me. So I agreed. Somewhat hesitantly. I'm allowing you to do your community service hours here.

And I appreciate that

You do? he sounded incredulous

I do

Then please explain the signs you painted and set up around the grounds for the sale to be held Friday.

slipping on his most innocent puss a hardsell no matterdidnt save him when he was younger from punishment the nuns contrived when he continued laughing at Biblical stories he found humourous

                                                                 Whas to explain You coud have called it a sale

anger flushed his throat

                         You will go around, collect them, whitewash them, then repaint and post them again. The word is spelled B A Z A A R. Bazaar.   Do you understand?

Yes

I am also revoking the time you spent making and posting the first iterations.

Yes

   Do you have anything to say? Apologize?

No

Really?

We have to find you a better interlocutory Fadder Latin interloqui  I N T E R L O Q U I Interrupt

I know the word.

I know you know youre a priest

                                  I like words too   Except when theyre Greek to me he chuckled

Father turned his wrist looked at his watch

                                               It’s nearly noon. You’ll not take lunch. I expect you to accomplish your task before Four.  Again. I am striking the five hours you spent making your . . . your what . . what shall we call it . error?

No  Lets call it semantics   Shall we

                                         Im on it Fadder  Have no fear

he excused himself left the room

first sign was at the foot of the steps near the iron railing leading up to the nave  he attached it to a stakepounded it into the earth among the reefs compact evergreens  Parsons Juniper

                                                                         Fodders sharp he said to no one 

B I Z A R R E

F R I D A Y

1444,  day-between-2-Ts,  29  11. 23

1039,  Thursday,  30  11. 23

Whadayas think

the gagglethe gang got together  got stupid

he was emcee

               for without theydnot he  steepsilently slipsilently into their heads  hadnt the vaguestnerve notions how to relate the riot going on insideem

had to punchem in the face

afterwards

             theyd duck

too late

          Whadayas think

one  Think?

Bout anything I can smell popcorn poppin

                                               Someone say something

one clever always

                     Something.

   Awright Howbout this guys an grrls  Grrls tossin meat in your direction                                

twothree growledsnarled

                             some synapses firing  of course   women

Gals

      Guy comes up on ya anasks if youd enjoy havin sensual indulgence or sex withim

   one muttered What’s he gettinon about?why aint he askin sex?what’s sensual indulgence supposed to mean anyhow?that anal?

Sensual I said sensual

You understand rhymes Didya do that on purpose?

Did I coud I woud I   maybe

                               Or maybe an accordion slip

dumbfounded  HUH?

Some think its Freudian but I like the way slips can stretch elongate fold enfold encompass create possibilities make probabilities improbabilities impossibilities Accordion or Freudian Donwanna give him too much credit B C  A D  B C E  C E  B F  A Ft   Before  After Freud

Sure

Anal

Whynot

         he did write a 1908 article Character and Anal Erotism arguing tha through reaction formations sublimation anal eroticism coud  coud later in life turn into character traits of obstinacy orderliness perhaps where being anal comes from an meanness

Later in life

Someone feeling later in life

                              Im not

a couple of gals wagged their heads no

Thaswha Im talkin about

                             Sensual or sex

one   Fuck.  Sure.

Discriminating

No.

     This guy this clown, randy?

Rude aggressive

Yah I don’t want fuck a pansy.

Hes consideratenot a bad boy  he woudnt ask woud he

Probably not.

Maybe hes milk an quirky cookies

What? What’s that?

Donknow kinda rolled off my tongue

Are you asking?

Asking

Sensual indulgence or sex?

   Mebbe

            We get a daisy chain goin Shy ones adios

strike while the irons hot

1426,  Reggaefriday,  24  11. 23

1548,  day-between-2-Ts,  29  11. 23

Black Eye Peas  Lets Get Retarded  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrkEc2V3mO4

Eminem  Lose Yourself  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlJ0Aj9y67c

Aw  Blow me

               he could feel his disgust rolluproil his bowels like a greasyshit needing to be excreted

   You really have a hard time with tha doncha

YES muthafucker mariachi

                             If I want your two cents Ill ask

Whoa  Calm down buckoo

                             Calm   Down  You don want to stroke over a damn leafblower

   Youre rightyoure right   Youre right

he could feel tension at the base of his skullhis shoulders tightentrying to reach the other behind his back

Not good  Not a good look

Peeved

Understatement

Yah

      Leafblowers are among tha pantheon with caralarms going off unmolested people laying on their horn because the car ahead of them didnt bust out when the light changed like a dragster on a dragstrip

Dare I

   Wha

Thas a drag

he shook his head but a smallsmile escaped runacross his face

There  Saw it

               Thas more like it

Jesus A drag   How moronic

Just tryin to give you a glimmer of wha lies beneath tha handsome face of yours

More moronic

Aim to please

                 Im a newcomer I don know your history

You just stumbled aboard

Goinby I heard gasps catcalls boos whistles howls  Sounded like a strip joint on an awfully good night

I remember They didnt think Id spring Chippendales onem A tough gig keepin heshes an shehes on their toes

   The leafblower

Unnecessary

              Get a fuckin rake get a broom break a sweat   Quietly

Fuckin noise disrupts my qi chi

                                 Not to be confused with quiche no matter tha real men don eat it

Real men

Satire Knockin masculine stereotypes early 80s a funny book

                                                                  Because men ought to learn to laugh at themselves have a great whowhowhowhowho at their expense

Messes with my chi

The noise

And the fact  the fact tha manual labour isnt enjoyed  places denied where one goes while labouring

                                                                                                            Sweat  Sensual

I can appreciate the necessity of machinery

But blow your lawn or drive

I think you said it

Yes

Blow me                                                                                                      

1111,  day-between-2-Ts,  29  11. 23

he whowhowhowhowhod  laughter  didnt often catch himself laughing at himself

                                                                                     but sometimes  

yajust gotta

             his was delivered by the advertisement chainblitz visual kyronpanels that come when closing out hotmail  msn fuckin acronym  had to look it up ahMicrosoft Network  coudhave just written that  why go gitchyISNT   kitschys more accurate German for gaudy  trashyAmen brother   Amen

hed admit on occasion he taps his way rightarrow through the panelsusually  quickly   though cinema arrests him

in college he studied film wrote scripts he was visual probably half the time he explains something to someone he acts outcreates the scenario

Do you have to do that?

I do

Why?

Because youre like a dead fish Im trying my damnedest to animate you  Reanimate you ever see Re-Animator  You woudnt like it  H P Lovecraft

Lovecraft.

Yes

I’ve never heard of him.

No  droll You woudnt have

he emitted his whowhowhowhowho after viewing an ad for Memory  turned out a new film with Jessica Chastain Peter Sargaard written and directed by Michel Franco  he was a sucker for films written and directed by the same individual  who was going to be able to shoot the material better than who conceived and wrote itabsolutely   fuckin  no one

the ad appeared midstream 

advertisements concluded he exited

Whawas the films name

FUCK

        he was going to have to return to hotmail exit to find it

and beginning to enter his password he whowhowhowhowhod

                                                                   Memory

tha shits funny

tickled him something fierce          

1020,  day-between-2-Ts,  29  11. 23

Re-Animator  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLJ8Z3PDEGU 

If I may.

          she turned her wine glass by its stem on the picnic table

By all means he was irritated with Bennie had explained himself too many times exactly what he meant and Bennie kept insisting he finally put it to bed so he understood

Bennie looked surprised  Beth didnt usually weigh in

So as I understand, is there a difference between an intellectual and a genius and which one, if one could choose, would they choose?

Correct

But Joe needs to expla . .

. . I have

           Im not explaining furthur You know wha I mean

Then if I may, have you considered one or the other might have Askaberger’s.

Ive heard of itthough off the top of my head I cant say I know wha it is

That’s an interesting conjecture.  said Bennie

Hows it spelled they shrugged Im afraid Ive got asparagus runninglooping in my brains chyron Cant shake it Bennie your cellphones always around beggin Spelling please

Beth  Jeez, goosed me with asparagus, couldn’t keep that to yourself?

How’s it spelled?

A S K  A  B E RG  E R?  

Not ask Beth  asp A S P   Snakedya

Here it is.

Wait a second get my pen

                             Awright      

Asperger. A S P E R G E R.

Not berger?

Not burger Beth  You hungry

   Burger?

             Maybe I am. I am.

An on the scale the spectrum anif I may everybodys on the spectrum  Please Bennie its definition

Asperger syndrome is a condition on the autism spectrum, kudos Joe, autism spectrum with generally higher functioning. People often have an orientation toward detail and an interest in systemizing, which can come across as an obsession. Some may show remarkable facility in a narrowly focused and usually non-social area . .

. . Genius.

Atta grrl Beth Possible

                         I maintain there is a separation between intellect and genius  Possibly an intellect can achieve genius but a genius not necessarily intellect  not as broad or wideranging as an intellectual he or she being ifya woud a jack-of-all-trades a butchers knife compared to a surgical scalpel

You’ve told Bennie this?

Numerous times

                  But Bennie remembers wha he wants to  This is but one example

I remember things.

Though not overly broad

                           We coud say Bennie  you have a genius for not remembering

1359,  Reggaefriday,  24  11. 23

1249,  2sday,  28  11. 23

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/basics/aspergers-syndrome

NETHERLANDS

let me down

Geert Wilders?

really?

please

         a cross between DC Comics The Joker and former  he despised using his name  Donald J. Trump

take a good hard look

Am I wrong

I think not

fuckin unbelievable

   No  Im not Dutch

                       but the Netherlands have been very kind to me

I appreciate their readership

1756,  2sday,  28  11. 23

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-67504272

AwwHarold   Brother

                         Wha did you get me into

it wasnt a complaintNo

 

   No

        he wouldnt complain about pleasure

                                              have to be an idiot to whine

Then wha mariachi Wha unremitting She was into you

Yes

Sothen wha

Were you asleep for the introduction

Oh hell no  shes something

She is

She was unexpected

Really

          Youre really going there

Immediately

              Youre an avowed unexpecteder among other avowednesses

Bet yer sweet ass

   he sighed  Thawas something

Thawas awesome

                     Shes beautiful

Shes young

She was moved

                 I remember you being moved when you were youngya tryin to deny her tha Shes into you an you did not disappoint

                   Although

Although

   Hows your earsyour nose

Fuckin screwball

Gave her a thorough goingover       

She thoroughly wentover me

MAD  Mutually assured destruction

                                       HOT 

Not an acronym

No

     HOT

So the Harold

                Whas tha about A hangup

Obviously not

                The introduction

This afternoons

No Weeks weeks back

You got memory on us Though thanks for making this one

                                                               Evidentlysorry Harold wasnt memorable

Ife is Harolds granddaughter

Love suits her to a T   Ayo Joy also worthy 

                                                   Shes also a granddaughter of age

Hes my friend

Hell remain your friend

                         Friend is not an appellation you use freely casually  toss around

Anif I may Ife made a date with you for the next time shes in town

Yes

Workin on her Masters

Yes

Fullgrown woman

Full  Grown

                Yes

Were not bothered your white

No

November afternoon, 2023

1128,  2sday,  28  11. 23

movie

Lawrence of Arabia

Peter O’Toole

   funny how one sceneone exchange can stick with someone

stuck with him

                  The trick, Potter, is not minding that it hurts.

. . . not minding that it hurts

if he had minded so many things he didan was held accountable which was right correct  he wouldnt have done them

he would be lesser for not doing

which wasnt to say he hurtled himself mindlessly into a mix

                                                                     he considered

then considered what if he didnt

UNKNOWN

               certainly

but eventually itd shake out

and he would know

it wasnt a coin flip

rather

a commitment

                   and His

2207,  Thursday,  23  11. 23

1013,  2sday,  28  11. 23

a Real man can use a Womens Room

as well a Real woman can use a Mens Room

I’ve been in Women’s restroom.

You have Like its somehow a badge of honor

Kinda.

Except

 

Except what?

You had a decoy a pawn in order to enter

                                             It wasnt like you waltzed in

You don waltz anywhere

Wasn’t a decoy.

You didnt enter unattended he shook his head This is like pulling teeth

                                                                             Did you enter unattended 

I was helping my girlfrie . .

. . Thank youyou were attended I remember  Airport bathroom skiing she broke her leg bangedup her other was in a wheelchair needed help in the bathroom  

                                             And you helped

Yes.

   But if push came to shove you woudnt use a bathroom if the sign on it said  WOMEN

I . .

. . Careful

              Real man hangs in the balance

I wouldn’t.

   Anwhy

Because it’s a Women’s Room

                                  But . . . let me guess . .

. . I woud and have

                     And to that I have let women into Mens Rooms Theres stalls aint all urinals and sinks

Women don’t belong in Men’s Rooms.

Real women can

                   They aint hungup like you

probably 1330ish,  Reggaefriday,  24  11. 23

0946,  2sday,  28  11. 23