he pulledup a chair to the table  Donnie thanks for the beer

You bet. Glad you could make it.

Where are the others

Plans change. Maybe excuses. Bill said maybe near Nine which is horseshit his old lady won’t let him out that late.

Tha late

That’s late for them it’s alright . . you made it.

I appreciate the invite Im usually up to some other nonsense thas beggin me by this time

Nonsense?

My project

Jesus. Still at it?

Aint gonna do itself

I gotta give you credit. You are committed.

Don commit ifya cant

                        Until Death Do You Part  In a life Death can be a long long way off

Fuckin’dark out the gate, man.

No  Honestknow wha I speak

he didnt reply death made him uncomfortable 

                                                made a lot of people uncomfortable but thats not why he said it

it was a reality

he was realitybased

to a fault

   A good day

grateful As good as a day can go. As good as a day can go.  he was grasping for something anything

Since you mentioned my project

                                   Im changing its name

Changing it

Yakiddin me? Isn’t that like changing horses midstream?

Up on your Lincoln  Good

My Lincoln?

Believed to be his remark when running for re-election during the Civil War

I didn’t know that.

Now you do  As long as you don forget

Would you quit with the memory thing?

Seems you have

Stop.

         Wouldya?

he eyed him hard

                   Seems you have

Im gonna keep pickin onya

                              Maybe my irritation will irrigate muddy your mind

You really think . .

. . Keepinya on your toes muthafucker keepinya on your toes

                                                                  Whawas I talkinbout

Lincoln.

Good

       An

Lincoln’s re-election.

An

   A horse.

Of course of course an no one can talk to a horse of course tha is of course unless the horse is the famous Mr Ed

in a deep tenor  I am Mister Ed

Bamboo Harvester

   Bamboo . . what the hellare you talkin’ about?

Tha was the horses name

                             Bamboo Harvester

I didn’t know tha . .

. . Or maybe you forgot

Would you stop?

I don think you forgotya didnt know tha

                                            My skulls filled with tons of useless information

But as I was sayin

                      Whawere  we   sayin

he shrugged

              You buried me.  What?

Changin the name of my project a horse in midstream Lincoln Mister Ed Bamboo Harvester

                                                                                                It was a good day

Woudya mind if I ordered another beer

I opened a tab. Have Ariane come over.

No shit

       Ariane   Well well well

he motioned her over

Jesus Joe.

            Donnie. You know this mook?

How are you Ariane

Jesus Joe.

Sephora

She’s fine.  Donnie?

What?

You know this mook?

Say it like you mean it

she rolled her eyes  smiled   fuckin deep dimples

Youre killin me

We tried. Another beer?

A double Redbreast too please

she laughed didnt cover her mouth   another thing he dug about her

                                                                         Of course two. Howbout a second double?  she winked

Love to

Donnie?

No, I’m good . .

. . Hes put a nipple on tha beer smiled lewdly at her

she returned it

her lewd smile trashed his

Thas my girl

off she went

              Mygod she got a sweet ass

You know her?

I do

         Renaming my project

Ohyeah. Your project. You really renaming it?

Nah

       Fuckin with ya

Though if I were yaknow wha I woud

I can’t keep up with you I actually thought you were renaming it. Your expression, deadpan.

Helps one beat a rap Convincing    Convicted  Committed

Jesus.

Jesus Joe Ariane said

he shook his headdropped it forwardeyes to the floor

                                                          Just say wouldya?

Look at me

he brought his head up dramatically

Look me in the face

   Are you messin’ me? Yeah or no changing the name?   I can’t tell.

Awready said no

                   But if I did  Tenthousand Commandments   Drum the Bible right out of the corps

Fuckin’guy.

That too. said Ariane over Donnies shoulder  That too.

after1600,  Sunday,  27  8. 23

1234,  Saturday,  4  11. 23

Mr. Ed   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GAbc5uQXJo

he handed him his ass fourstraight  8ball

                                                 none of the games were even close

You’re on fire.

Thank you I am shooting awful good

No.

   You’re on fire, you're unconscious, all business.  Serious as a heart attack, and I know of what I speak.

he nodded

             he didnt want them going there   almost killed him

he broke

         sank two off the break

nodding like a bobblehead As I said, man, on fire.

Awright  Lets say I inseminate a little humour into this next shot

Inseminate?

Sure  Whynot

Why not . . invest . a little humor into the next shot. I don’t think I care you see you inseminate . spooge on my felt.

Spooge

        On my feltvery good Inseminating some of your own humour  Not often man

No. Not so often.

                  You usually beat me . . . to the punch.

they were ridiculousLAUGHed

when they came back to earth

                                   Comere  See how the balls are grouped

he walked over looked at it

Whadaya see

You see a shot?

   I do  Look harder

he shook his head looked again

                                    kept looking

   And

I don’t see a shot in the mix.

No

No.

Can I show you

You’ll have to.

See the Eleven

Yeah.

See how Nine is laying against the Seven an Four

Yeah.

You see how theyd play into the Eleven  The Eleven up the table left corner

he leaned waay over

he whistled

he saw

Awfully plausible huh

What odds . what percent?I’d say . . I’dsay . . . maybe . . five percent.

Ya gotta believe

   Alright.   I believe four percentwhat do you believe?

I believe the Elevens gonna  slowly slowly wander down the table let all the balls runround her an drop in the pocket

Would you bet money on it?

Im not a betting an abetting man 

                                     Shes gonna sashay down the table an fall in

Then quit talking about it. Do it.

chalkingup his cue he looked over the shot again

                                                      shes gonna fall   gotta believe

high left English

respiratory pause

firm stroke

No.

   No.

No no.

No fuckin’ way.

   CLICK

Eleven found the bottom of the pocket

his WAHOO considerably loud  INSEMINATED babaBABY

                                                                                       he was on fire

1826,  Sunday,  27  8. 23

1045,  Saturday,  4  11. 23

https://www.nrafamily.org/content/basics-of-shooting-breath-control/

Fuckme go buy yourself a state-of-the-Art Japanese sex doll like youyoung men over there arent getting their rocks either

      Thasaid  an enthusiastic shout out   Hentai

What are you talking about?

Wha we were talkinbout Your seduction by AI not tha yare a crowning achievement by any means  Kahrist

his face fixedremained adamant I have not been seduced, employing it is entirely plausible, questionably reasonable.

No man you have All ya need are festive pompoms to compliment your little cheerleading skirt an sweater

he rolled his eyes didnt say a word

Yare constantly pushing back you believe it’s the be all end all yare an unflagging devotee believing venting machine intelligence is superior to human beings  Ill give you its faster but  Thas all Folks   Despite whaya maintain they are prejudiced they are biased 

                              AIs programmed by human beingsnot to mention  an I will  hence rhetorics paralepsis  apophasis  praeteritio   theres an sensational chance their programmers think theyre wiserperhaps   better  than the rest of us  They maintain a niche terribly similar to doctors who believenot think  ardently believe theyre god

God Complex  Youve heard of it

   You’re so full of shit.

Thas fine thas fine think whaya willbelieve  whaya will

                                                            You go ahead diddle AI stroke your machine an Ill diddle female human beings who have brains nerve endings supple pliable physical attributes  And emotions   Slowly    Deliberately

1735,  Sunday,  27  8. 23

0938,  Saturday,  4  11. 23

https://theconversation.com/gods-in-the-machine-the-rise-of-artificial-intelligence-may-result-in-new-religions-201068

https://www.verywellmind.com/what-is-a-god-complex-7112056

. . . comment like tha always made him laugh laugh out loud

                                                                   You know who youre talkin to

he looked sheepish

Dondo tha It don look good on ya looks like shit

I forgot myself.

Not an easy trick

                   Closest I come is a sheet of paper Ive copied pushpinned to the covered corkboard in my cubicle  sports a charred Bill the Cat Bloom County at the bottom  printed above is I’ve gone to look for myself. If I should return before I get back, keep me here.

I’m sorry.

No need to apologise

                        Though if you were truly sorry youd say I apologise  Sorrys wha everybody says to get a miscue behind them off the cuff mindless    Meaningless

   I apologise.

I accept your apology

                         So go on  Say it once again

I said I’m starving to death. he rolled his eyes

Youre not

What if I think I am?

You can think youre not

   Good point.

I thought so

But I eat three meals a day . .

. . An snack

              An dessert evenings

Yes.

Yah

I have no idea how you eat only once a day.

I don think about food

                         I think about fuel

2213,  Sunday,  27  8. 23

1246,  Reggaefriday,  3  11. 23

cat was allbout pyramids

                              tha an graphs an Venn diagrams an bubble diagrams

a visual guy

more so than most

while yappinbout the legal system he lungedtook the clipboard off his lap took his pen fashioned a pyramid an at the top wrote LAW beneath it hafway down RULE an at the bottom THREATS 

                                                                           turned it so he could read You agree with me?

he grabbed the clipboard back drew a sharp arrow between LAW RULE  IDd it printed PRECEDENT

                                                                                                            Now howbout a diamond

A diamond? Why a diamond?

Because it only makes sense

                               Pyramid baseline unfolds inverts to a pyramid below Say hierarchy epitome to declining antithesis  Diamond two pyramids

No.

Out of hand no

I’ve not heard or seen anything like it.

Play  Play with the notion

                             Here he dashed off two pyramids hinged together

At the top . .

. . The apex.

Better than apex AXIOMATIC

tha made him close one eye like it smarted

Now you may think APEX is nextNO DYNAMIC   Then APEX

I don’t think so.

Quit thinking

               Middling is AVERAGE then BASE

What about the triangle . .

. . Pyramid

              Below

Yes. The pyramid below.

BOTTOM OF THE BARREL More than base

                                               Then the BASEMENT then DEBASEMENT

   So what’s at the bottom, you haven’t written.

But Ive said

You’ve said?

I have

        Wha did I say

I don’t know.   Remember you chastised me, told me not to think?

Jesus

        You realise children take people literally Are you taking me literally

I’m not taking you at all, this is bullshit.

ANTITHESIS

              Spectrum  From one end to the other one extreme to the other  Degrees

Where the pyramids adjoin.

Yah

Their interface?

In their face

             Sure  Whynot

Where do you come up with this stuff?

I play

after 1600,  Sunday,  27  8. 23

1157,  Reggaefriday,  3  11. 23

Blood, Sweat & Tears  Spinning Wheel  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFEewD4EVwU

No.  Never.

Notever

You deaf?

           I dislike using never  but, no, never. I hadhave things to do.

Yah me tooWait  hadhave things to do

                                         Are you kiddin me theyre all were right there

No.  Just stop.

                 You’re trying to make me look bad.

To whom

Compared to you that’s who.

he tipped his head a bit like a cockerspaniel

                                             Its only you and I

Well you’re comparin . .

. . Im not Though I dare say you are

                                        Donever compare yourself with me

What? There’s no compari . .

. . No None

              None whasoever

You think . .

. . You think  I don do comparisons Ive told you guys have no standing in my world I walk into a room down a street I see only women

You never size up guys?

Evidently you do

I can’t believe you don’t.

   Why

In case you get in a fight.

With a perfect stranger

                           No wonder youve never spent a day dayanahaf or two in bed with a woman  Aint a damn thing else in the world Id rather be doing an be done            

near 1600,  Sunday,  27  8. 23

1050,  Reggaefriday,  3  11. 23

I was metaphorically speaking

                                  Usually I speak metaphorically I have sensational ideas but they may not hold water toss the dice  make a gamble a happy gambol

Though its more likely I ah  metaeuphorically speak

Prefix  Like tha   Pre  Fix

Makes me wonder whas the fix 

                                  Meta- means  a higher level of abstraction

Few things are as abstract as me

he sat there blinked didnt say a thing

                                        made him wonder if he grew a second head as spectacularlookin as the one he had or a third eye rightsmackdab in the middle of his foreheard  OFCOURSE he had a third eye he couldnt possibly dream as he did without presage portent  forewarning   OHmen not to be confused with Amen

                                                                                                                 Joseph.   Maw   Would you be so kind as to say grace?   blew him away every holiday meal Grace Ahmen he had no idea why year after year she insisted probably still thought he might return to the fold when of recent the only fold he enjoyed was another scifi exigentdescription to leapdefy the speed of life enter exit wormholes arrive in some other part of the universe

Caution NO U-TURNs

Dog for a Day

Walk a mile in someone elses rollerskates

his head snapped back looked like it hurt

                                           Sorry bro mixing metaphors again

Yeah you are.

So tell me ever walk into a bar ask them to make a drink for you mix a Metaphor Theyre bartendersmix lotsa drinks Theyd be loathed to ask what a Metaphor is Theyd up mix it splash lotsa boozes together think Long Island Ice Tea Have a sip buddy, tell me what you think.

I think whynot If its tasty I aint outing them 

                                                Spot on man Whas your name

Lucas.

Industrial Light and Magic

he laughed with some appreciation  No. Not that Lucas.

Whell actuallyyah Yare magic Lucas crushed this mixed Metaphor Ill be back 

                                                                                   You have a signature name for it 

I do. I call it Bruised Ice.

may be he died an went to heaven  

                                        had he believed in tha

1535,  Sunday,  27  8. 23

1857,  Thursday,  2  11. 23

Coldplay  Fix You  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4V3Mo61fJM

Powder Blue  What Have I Been Drinking  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEpAe9gh3yQ

Kaleo  Way Down We Go  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-7IHOXkiV8

he pissed him offcould tell by the look on his pusstha sneer tha readying to spit

                                                                                      so he spit first robbed him of it

which just threw gas on the fire which was his intention

Semantics SEMANTICS, dammit.

                                       there he goes

You knowyou understand we’re disagreeing not about matters of fact or how reasoning should occur but rather minor, insignificant, disputes, that aren’t important.

   Theyre not

No.

So then agree with me

Why not agree with me?

If theyre minor insignificant unimportant  Synonyms all 

                                                              Although of a tranche of synonyms theres one which cements the contentcontext best

Be the bigger man

You be the bigger man.

Im not

         Anyoull excuse me all to hell  Particularly not when youre purposefully vague refuse detail unlike my very detailed argument then say Yeah Im saying what youre sayingyare not  I say specifically  I represent me specifically

Do the same

Why? If we agree.

                    It’s a matter of semantics.

   he muttered Wha do kids saychildren wha is it  Reminds me of your act  er AH Got it  I hatedNO no I vehemently disliked it  Bout glue 

                         Im rubber youre glue whaever yasay bounces off me an  sticks  to  you

Are you calling me a child?

Im callin you a child

                      You refuse to commit  If you take a stand you cant be a chameleon an blend in be everyones best friend not offend anyone  You got a real problem with that so of course I refuse to accept your semantics when everything you agree with came out of my mouth out of my head  I gotta a hard time believin you agree with me

Fuckin say whaya mean

Don echo me

                Semantics my ass   

An quit quoting quora to me  Give me something original

1651,  Sunday,  27  8. 23

1234,  Thursday,  2  11. 23

BRIEFLY

                                               FLIRTED 

               scrolled across his eyes

when FLIRTED finished he thought redundant

flirting is brief

               it becomes somethingelse when it is not

those percolations fired something in him that he knew he was rousingwaking although he wouldnt call it hypnopompic

his hypnopompic state was more granular like superfine grit finishing sandpaper an abrasiveness just above a puresilk stocking  or cashmere

   then came one image that he knew would be followed by a second if he were patience if he suppressed hypnopompic intentions

SUPPRESSED

               thats how it worked for him

a woman from behind naked  from her elbowsarms at her side to the top of her headher hair tumbledup pinionedsecured with chopsticks

asif on a dolly she rotatedeffortlessly slowly right

her momentum slowed slowed  sloowed  stopped 

                                                     she had turned twentydegrees shy of onehundredaneighty

she was a handsome woman

slighty almondshaped dazzling green eyes

she was not shyshe wasnt shy when he took her right breast in the palm of his hand

looking down he admired it

she looked down on it his handhold

they raised their eyes to each others simultaneously

   he smiled first

perhaps she won

she smiled

her lips did not part

then looking down at her breast  he gently squeezed it

her nipple respondedshe sighed 

                                               then she was gone

her image was replaced by another womans elegantlysculpted collarbones to her long throat  point of her jaw

she held to her neck a wide cosmeticbrush dusted with rouge a scant colour deeper than her skin

then from the hollow at the base of her throat gently stroking upward to one side of her windpipe the other side  blending the strokes to the firm edge of her jaw the point of her chin  now gently her cheeks

                                                                                                     her cheeks

she hadnt a mouth

STARTLED

                he woke

 

 

         startled like flirted is brief

0734,  Thursday,  2  11. 23

1142,  Thursday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3jT51S14Zs

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