Which one ofya said that

there were snickers

none said

from where he was it was like looking into an intimate darkened theater from stage

he stood out like a sore thumb

they were fluidmerged played separately were protagonists antagonists played in cliques kept him on his toes  they were madeup of his stuff privy to his every thought conscious or unconscious asleep dreaming  confidantes eyes at keyholes  private dicks 

                        hot on his hypnopompic hypnagogic states coming out going in

Anyone

more snickers

Nahgonnasay

from somewhere Whaya hear

Who said that

snickers

           Whadya hear Daddy-O  voice came from the other side

his eyes were beginning to grow accustom to the dark night vision occurring

                                                       FLASH character upfront center hit him between the eyes with a Maglite beam

                                         vision destroyed

 humble  Clever

   Gettin nosey   She was hot   Was digging your attention   Yawere digging hers voices from herethere

Ya didnt have to be crude

Wasnt crude

Ya thought first

We agreed chimed in

she smelled like sweetvanilla spongecake  

Queque man

Ya thought  Whell shit Id like to get some of that

Yah but I didnt think I bet her pussy smells and tastes like spongecake

Just put a fine point on her  

Wouldnt it

Thinkbout it

Be honest

they knew he couldnt lie

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Nah no thank you

I got no problem, took it yesterday, I don’t have to go deep to find it.

Yasaid you went out yesterdayexpressly to shoot Tahoe with your brandspankingnew iPhone superior camera

I did, but those were landscapes, birds . .

. . Boids

Boids.

        But they're decidedly differen . .

. . Please don

No trouble, I’ll text it so you can see.

I donwanna see

I dropped a beer can beside it for scale.

No really No thank you

Ya gotta to see.

                 If I had to see you can see.

Please no

Ya gotta see. 

                Ill text it later

he had to get him off point 

                            Yashoud have been with me for sushi last night Goodlookin gal who served me had a blouse a sheer light floral pattern  it was cinched by a single hold between her breasts  she was braless  it tastefully revealed and didnt parked under her pleasant smile an dimples   Devastating

                                                                                     I appreciated her

I would have too.

No  no ya woudntve Im tellinya so you can imagine had you been with me ya woudve ogled

Ogled? I wouldn’t have.

Ya woud have  Ya lack subtlety

I do not.

Your looks get lostsense of time goes out the window

That’s not true.

Your subjective acuity is tremendous  utterly lack objectivity

                                                                 Yawoud have undressed her slowly not seen through her clothingtakes a particular eye a practised eye  you havent my eye timing  or are you discreet

You’re wrong. 

   Friend  Im tellinya honestly  for your own good

You don’t know what you’re talking about.

                                             But never mind I gotta go Having dinner with friends who happen to be up here too.

Enjoy

Will do.

 

 

that evening his cellphone binged

casually he opened a textfurtherest thing from his mind  was watching Arsenic and Old Lace 

the knucklehead remembered he rarely did

                                             sent him the scaled bear shit by the shed

a really healthy bear

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conversation heeled 

 he looked at him

                  didnt say

buddy returned his look 

                         he didnt say either

went without saying

he cracked firstslapped his kneestarted laughing blubbered Fuckin hoot

buddy joined in slapped his knee but missed how doya fuckin miss a knee that turned up the volume didnt miss on purpose he wasnt a funny man

CHRIST he wiped tears out of his eyes  Thawas hilarious

                                                              Yare not one for physical humour Not a Three Stooges sir

Com’on, give me a break, I’m high.

Hiya Knees still connected to the shinbone yaremember dem bones dem bones 

                                                                                     he startedup looseygoosey dancing prancing on the deck legs an arms agoing head flopping side to side Da footbones connected to the  anklebone  anklebones connected to the  shinbone comon shake dem bones shinbones connected to the kneebone kneebones connected to the hipbone comon shake dem skeletonbones

                                                                 laughter blustered out of his mouth

he was high too 

 hahainfection spread  buddy began laughing again too

 

    finally  flashfire quieted quelled

Whoooo too much

Too much, too much, might suppose we’re pretty funny . .

. . We might think we are  

                             Whoooo

So ah . . what were we laughing about?

Yawanna startup that train again

Nah. I’m serious. 

                   What was that about?  

Truly

Yeah, truly.

he wiped tears out of his eyes

                                 Pregnant our pregnant pauses coinciding the stares leaving things naked standing out in a breeze not sayingcuz   nothing we coud woud top silence  left to our own devises our separate machinations imaginations   sniff

Yeah yeah. his expression souredpuzzled    I don’t remember.

Me neither laughter began to percolate 

                                              Im high

  

1043,  Monday,  16  5. 22

1038,  Saturday,  21  5. 22

Michael Stanley  Let’s Get the Show on the Road  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jlz_dLcYPQw

According to my Maw there wasnt a woman good enough for me out there  he caught the look flash in her face no disguising that 

                 Im tellinya  thaswha she said

Your mother actually said that, no hyperbole?

No My Maw was a prude an she loved to tell people wha to dohow she believed was unimpeachable                                                                                                                              A stalwart fivetwo

little dogbitch attitude

Did you just call your Mom a bitch?

On more than one occasionusually to her face preferred telling her to her face if I coud

You love your mother?

  Deeply She an my old man are my oldest friends I rarely sought their counselasked them bout things I intended to do  but if they guessedsolicited Id hear them out

Did they ever change your mind?

No Hard to change my mind  Ive always researched referenced been objective sought facts  assembled what was true

      Had doozies of arguments with myself

What might your Mom have thought of me?

Youve slept with me  Yare a slut

her voice heavy suddenlyhoarse Would she have called me a slut?

Push came to shove

                     Otherwise shed say She’s one of those girls.

Those girls?

Gold digger

You got gold? 

Got Milk commercial sounded in his head No gold

DAMN.

Swung an missedhuh

Here was hoping.

Yarefunny tickle my funny bone . .

. . Among other bon . .

. . Play me like a xylophone

  Wood?

Yare so keen baby

I think if I wasn’t we wouldn’t be having this conversation.

Keen an perceptive

Well, I am sorry I won’t have the opportunity to meet her . . she did very good by you, raised you right.

She did

         I think the very best thing she did for me was teaching me how to cook

Why is that?

Like most things she taught us the crux was to be selfsufficient

                                                                   Me and my siblings are dependable

She was a good mother.

In that regards second to none

                                Though flawed  but human beings are   Wha makes us human

Nobody’s perfect.

Fewer an fewer try

Could you say the best thing she taught you?

Yes

That was quicker than I thought.

I didnt have to thinkreflex

You’re killing me . can’t wait to hear.

She taught me that the quickest way to a womans heart was through her stomach

She did not.

              laughed gayly

I like to think she did thaswha she meant

What she meant?

  Yes  Otherwise Id imagine she meant to put women off because I was too independent  woudnt need them

She misplaced that I might want a woman

Donforget  I said she was a prude

1927,  Twosday,  17  5. 22

1258,  ReggaeFriday,  20  5. 22

Beatles  Why Don’t We Do It In the Road  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4E6KtQg_z0

love it or leave it

                  fingers crossed     STAY PUT

he remembered it from Namfreaked America  the 60s fingers pointed at him drafted refused to fight for Our country

domino theory 

             he was no idiot sided with Ali

Americans CPAC Conservative Political Action Committee  in Hungary leaning at Orbans knee

                                                                                                    hard ons

if they were possessed to go they ought to stay

hed encourage them to remain  take a bite of the apple  digest it there

otherwise they were returningfortified with antidemocratic imports that Customs couldnt confiscate 

  STAY

        he wouldnt miss em

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1137,  ReggaeFriday,  20  5. 22

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/may/18/cpac-conference-budapest-hungary-viktor-orban-speaker  

https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2022/02/01/tucker-carlson-hungary-orban-00004149

https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2019/07/love-it-or-leave-it-has-a-racist-history-a-lot-of-americas-language-does/

they hadnt seen each other in three years  an months 

they talked on the telephonewrote every week

he got it in his head he was going to see her

he told her he was coming

she sounded excited at the prospect

she met him at her door

they embraced

he went to kiss her but she turned her head    

he felt her reluctanceher weight against his arms

he let her go

she put her arms around herself  I’m sorry . .

. . No   I apologise

                    I was excited to see you   I didnt ask if you wanted me . . . wanted me . to come I was being selfish

I should have said.

he gently chucked her two fingers under her chin

                                                    Yes   You should have

0042,  Twosday,  17  5. 22

1117,  Thursday,  19  5. 22

Doors  Hyacinth House  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aeh_cU0pmR8

he took a shortcut to the mall through a department storethrough womens clothing

a pregnant woman stood before a fulllength mirror mounted on a structural pillar

she wasnt holding anything up against herselfhadnt anything in her hands

                                                                                 was looking   fixated 

she looked fantastic in bloom he had a thing for pregnant women knew they fucked  

he had to saycouldnt help himself

                                    into the mirror over her shoulder Seem iffy bout whaya see

her eyes clearedseeing again she looked at him in his reflection

                                                                      I can’t say.

she closed one eye  looked  Can’t say.

she opened itclosed the other

                                No.     No I can’t say.

May I

she looked at him with both eyes a touch bemused  he hoped 

                                                                she turned halffacing him  What?

Better far better  Thank you

Perhaps.

          You were going to . .

. . Yare absolutely beautiful  flowering  ripening  your womanhood motherhood   probably more beautiful than you ever have beenTake that to the bank  Im from a huge family as a boy in relativesin my grandmothers livingroom jostled  my head bounced off bellys halfdozen pregnant auntsacquaintances  I coudnt help but absorb their joy

Yaought to cherish yourself  Yare quite beautiful   Arresting

she smiled wistfully  Keep it up brother, I might take you home, my husband doesn’t share your enthusiasm.

Didnt do it alone  he bears responsibility

    Hmmm. 

                she lingered  then turned back towards the mirror   seemed now to like what she saw

whatever she saw he saw  it made him smile

I gotta go

              Be well be happy

Thank you.

Hellno thank you 

                      You were an unexpecteddelicious treat this afternoon

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he pickedup his bagcarried it as they began walking

she glanced at him  mused

                               The bag's got wheels.

Not this bagthis is my bag No wheels

she leaned to a side and looked it didnt

                                             No it doesn’t.

No

It’s old luggage.

If it aint broke don fix it

                        I don travel that much anthen Im not gone long when I do  If I cant carry it Ive packed too much

You can never pack too much.

  Never  An absolutist

she smiled

           You can absolutely not pack too much, have to have choices.

Might be Americas problem that an its got wheels

she pulled up short 

he stopped a stride ahead of her  halfturned

Choices and wheels are a problem?

According to me  You can quote me ifya like

Why would you say that?

Thats another American problem things have to be easy Im not going to say You havent given it proper thoughthavent given yourself time to think it through

                                         Which you should 

You’re a strange bird.

Stranger than you know

1908,  Twosday,  17  5. 22

1043,  Thursday,  19  5. 22

Doors  People Are Strange  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgHaGrZkkv4          

Yathink they still make babypins

Whos they?

   Nice  My mistakethank you Ill rephrase   Are babypins still being made

I wouldn’t know, when I had kids we used premade adhesive disposal diapers; havent used a pin in my life.

Arya kiddin me

No.

Thas freaking remarkablealmost hard to believe 

                                                    Like me you were the eldest as a kid I changed my siblings diapers

Not me.

Why not you

Not my job.

It wasnt a job it was helping out lending a hand

Not my job. Weren’t my kids. 

                                 Wasn’t my choice to have them.

Awrightokay didnt mean to touch a nervebut nevertheless thinkin bout it my youngest isnt a year older than your eldest

There’s nothing to think about . . no way in hell I was gonna stab me or my kids.

A rite of passage man for you for them Manhood childhood arent suppose to pass unscathed

Stabbing isn’t scathing, dumb . . but as you say . thinking about it . . I wore diapers as a kid . . went through the ritual to . .

. . Horseshit aint a ritual if ya werent aware of it No default rites of passage  gotta look it in the teeth

Or maybe . just maybe . . I’m smarter than you . .

. . No sense getting snarky

he put his hand to his chest exaggerating I didn’t mean to come off snar . .

. . No no perhaps ya lack courage

                                   NO ya never do but but  maybe ya don think ahead or possibly for that matter think at all  Queer for a smart manyes backhanded compliment intentionally rude 

                                                                              Seeme   I thought ahead

he found Americanmade babypins

                                   anhe didnt have to go to TARGET Superstore CHINA to buy a packet

    

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338preferred (nice and round),  Day-between-Two-Ts

he kneweveryone knows

                             your guts constrictsicken  yacant seem to stop the gushcant flush quick enoughnot no way no how ya dam an clog the pot with your stool

                                                WHELL thas exactly wha some Republican House members did today then left it to Capitol maintenance (again) to cleanup mopup disinfect the chamber floor

they proposed EXPUNGING FORMERS 2nd HOUSE IMPEACHMENT  Christs dog 

they are violating their oaths to the Constitution they swore to God to uphold  LIARS 

                                                                                  Mike Rogers AL  Markwayne Mullin OK 

Jason Smith MO 

Jeff Duncan SC

Ronny Jackson TX 

Ken Buck CO 

Greg Steube FL

Diana Harshbarger TN 

Randy Weber TX 

Matt Rosendale & Clay Higgins LA no idea why their names were linked 

Alex Mooney WV 

Scott DesJarlais TN 

Mike Bost IL 

Steve Palazzo MS 

Rick Allen GA 

Trent Kelly MS

Bob Gibbs OH 

Mike Kelly PA 

Elise Stefanik NY

Mike Johnson LA

John Rutherford FL 

Doug LaMalfa CA 

Matt Gaetz FL 

Andrew Clyde GA 

Mike Carey OH 

Andy Biggs AZ

Brian Mast FL 

Jody Hice GA

too many to swing from Pences pitiful gallows

2147,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  18  5. 22

https://www.thedailybeast.com/gop-rep-markwayne-mullin-pushes-bizarre-bill-to-expunge-trumps-jan-6-impeachment 

https://mullin.house.gov/uploadedfiles/mullin_second_impeachment_resolution.pdf 

https://mikerogers.house.gov/news/documentsingle.aspx?DocumentID=1896 

MAKING THEIR STATES PROUD 

  Awbrother

                 he coudntsay last time he heard anyone say that  made his eardrums itch he poked at them with his baby fingers   

hedsaid yahhedid he knew her biblically

                                           who the fuck says tha  Awwshut it down man

Really

he seemed bewildered

                        What do you mean, really?

Ya said ya knew her biblically

I did, yes. I figure saying it that way I’m not detailing anything, preservingprotecting her honor; not kissing an tellin . .

. . Man  Ya flummox me I cant believe yasaid that either Who the fuck says that Yer blowin my mind blowin a hole in the side of time Im sucked outlike suffering decompression breached hull jetplane airborne   Ya gotta quit wid tha swear ya wont repeat it to another soul as long as ya live pleease   For your own sake

he droppedshook his head like a child being scold

lifting it again he smiled looked bemused 

                                              You’re being ridiculous.

Im not

          Ive had very few biblical relationships Shit weve done woud make a priest pull his collar up over his eyes stick his fingers in his ears blabber nahnahnah so he coudnt hear  Aint ridiculous 

                                                                                     Frankly sublime

he pouted

Arya pouting

I . . I think I am.

  I preserved an protected their honour too  Didnt I

Yes.

Yare welcome to it if it saves ya from uttering biblically biblical Bible bilge

That’s generous of you.

Not really gotta million of em

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1143,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  18  5. 22

The bathroom toiletmy toilet 

Yes.

his yes humoured him a cringe accompanied it 

                                                   Whell whaif I tellya I call the look retro Clark gasoline station Im not concerned how its looks but rather its function

You ought to replace the seat and lid.

Because

You can’t be serious, they’re unsightly.

Theyre old 

           Hell a third to half the time you use it its behind yayare sitting on it Its clean wont bite ya in the ass or nip your dick

Quit being ridiculous, it's unsightly.

Whell man whaever  But whaever ya do donclose your eyes while taking a leak  Pretty please    

0959,  Twosday,  17  5. 22