6.6.21

Paris -- 2 part

 

So tell me a story.

What kind of story

Intrigue. Sex. Maybe mayhem, the threat of mayhem; threats are delicious, will he, won’t he, will she, won’t she.

Elaine

Sun ray, Greek origin.

I didnt know that

Tell me something I don’t know.

Elaine 
       She was engaged to be marriednot a year out of high school A yearcouple years younger than me Id seen her around she was a looker

Blonde like me, I think.

No ones like you Yes  Blonde

Ran into her at a bowling alley her fiancé was there Those days we bet on bowling She was hanging all over him I can see his facecant remember his name now We played softball a mens league A big deal in the Midwest Some retired Major League players played in the league It wasnt for fun  It was money 

Her fiancé wanted to know what I wanted to roll a gameplay for money Elaine was making eyes at me She wasexcuse me a piece

He said a hundred dollarshe could have said two hundredthree He was a jewelerworked for his old man He was moneyed as a teenager She was attracted to money a nice piece on his arm An attractive coupletruly  though venial

I said twohunred

He wanted to see money upfront

Ya know me Im good for it 
                             Yawanna show your money

Jokingly he took Elaine by the armpushed her forward pushed her hard enoughunexpected she stumbled a bit I caught her by the ribcageshe jiggled


It was a close game I expected it to be he didnt  Lost his lead in the ninthlost in the tenth frame

I walked up to Elaine put my arm around her squeezed her firmly bunched her tits  she was too fetching
                                                                                                              Mighty sportin of ya Ive wondered what it would be like to make out with Elaine
Up for that Elaine ya worth two hunred dollars

She delivered a lecherous smile I am. Warmed the cockles of my heartdid wonders for my cock too 
                                                                                                        Which to my surprise she noticed

Of course she’d notice.

To my surprise youd notice

I would.

Ill keep that in mind

I’ll hear you.

Before we go furthur with that 
                                Lets finish this
Then well return to that 

I hadnt realised  there was a bar behind us  Id given Elaine some money to wet our whistles Id join her  at the bar were several guys who were friends of his

I was fuckin with himplayin out the ridiculous skein

He threatens mehe sets his eyes to the bar over my shoulder I could hear bar stools squeal on the wood floorpushed rather than picked up set down Who the fuck do you think you are? I'll kick your ass if you think youre walking out of here with Elaine.

You put her up you not a man of your word

I said two hundred dollars

Oh man shes easily worth two hunredI cant wait But in the meantime were having a drink a little foreplay  Youll excuse me

I turned within fourfive steps I walked through his knot of friends it was a rude pass

Elaine was oblivious of whawas transpiring 
                                               I had been jokingbut when he brought his buddies in on it I got serious  Anshe smelled awfully good I hadnt ever been that close to her


Your boyfriend lost  

My fiancé. she corrected me

Your fiancé lostlost his bet He bet you

Me?

You Instead of two hunred 
                              I asked ya if you were worth two hunred

That’s a bargain, a basement bargain. 
                                         She was peevedlooked up the alley at the congress standing at the mouth of the bowling lane

Lets drink to a bargain betcha I can make you feel you were in the penthouse
                                                                                  Had to flirt we sipped whiskysipped beer

The bartenderthe owner caught the drift he kept a couple of pins behind the bar 
                                                                                    There a problem? he asked 
I don think so

Aw, don’t have to think, there’s a problem coming up behind you.

Cant have that 
                 I turned an stood

One of the muttsI knew these guys one said You’re not leaving here with her.

Why you talking to me You her fiancé 

We’re talking for him.

Such mooks 
             Over my shoulder I said Bobby a pin please an reached back with my right Bobby pressed a cold wood pin into my hand 

Odds went upsoared in my favour They had numbers but they also had to reckon if they were the one that was going to get hurt 
         Knew Id be hurtso no matter Powerful leverage

They mulled a bit

I also knew I had Bobby on my side

They mulled then back off

When they went backup the aisle to lover boy I reached back blind and Bobby slipped the pin out of my hand

I turned back to Elaine our drinks Thanked Bobby Bought him a drink 
                                                                            Not necessary. he said
Necessity is the mother of pins Thank you  Please Bobby

Awright, if you're buyin I’m having a double, an not the cheap stuff.

If thats the case pour one for Elaine and me too please

Please, please. Elaine, this guy is so fuckin polite; what a silver tongue.

Elaine looked at me as if to ask if I had a silver tongue 
                                                          I cut her off Mine feels like mink
The clique hung out


Finishing our drinks I settled up with Bobby Elaine said she was going downstairs to her carshe drove a classic ’68 Olds babyblue Toronado sweet fuckin ride she said she was across the train tracks in the parking lot
I dug it she arrived separate from lover boy 

I guess he saw her leavethought the gambit was over 

Maybe he didnt think I could heat Elaine up or thought maybe I had I did
                                                                              He walked up beside me asked if he could buy me a drinkbuy me a drink end the confusion

No confusion I told him

Elaine’s gone.

Shes waiting for me

You think you're gonna fuck my girlfriend?

Girlfriend Girlfriend Yamean fuck your fiancée 
                                                  Im thinkin about it
Guys eyes begin tearing up 
                              Let me buy you a drink, talk about this. He choked

I don want a drink I donwanna drink with youya got your buddies buy them drinks  Way I see it you owe themsaved a couplethree of them from serious injury Im not drinking with you Im up an out of here

He grabbed me by the shirt as I turned towards himturned in between the stools 
                                                                                     He whines Shit waterworks commenceroll down onto his cheek I mean cinema quality tears on his cheeks Please, he said please don’t fuck my fiancée.

Gotta go man happy you were able to grasp the keen distinction between your girlfriend and your fiancée

I turned an left the bowling alley

 

What happened?

Ah the intrigue
                 Youll have to read my mind Paris

 

 

Paris fit well inside our small town 
                                     it really liked her presenceher aplomb Hell Sammy liked her  she was one of its daughtersborn and raised there Paris circulated its air gave it atmosphere 
                                                                               he dug her light

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1428,  Wednesday,  2  6. 21

5.6.21

 

the shit that comes out of his buddys mouth tickled him

have a coffeemeet give him a halfhour he steps in it 
                                                       most recently he related a conversation he either had with an old woman or had watched an interviewWHAT she was askedWHO HE ASKED what she missed most of youth

wistfully he said she said she missed most breaking into a runrunning for the joy of runningfeeling the air play in her hair he continued nodding even after he spoke


Yare lamenting          

Lamenting? I’m not.

You are

I was not.

Gotta ask the old woman  she have hair   Maybe she misses her hair

Why would you ask that? I don’t remember.

Yare lamentingyare a lamenter

No, I wasn’t. I'm not.

Im not entertaining a childs argument with ya Yah-no yah-no Admit it  The truth shall set you free 


Alright, alright, so I lamented . a bit . . 
. . Horseshit I saw your faceheard it in your voice  You werent lamenting a bitmore than a bit  yawere full out lamenting It was a fervent lamentation

It was a bit.

Don get terse 
              A bit really awright  Lets parse it in terms you love throwing around  Gimme a percent a fraction ya enjoy value judgments  Evaluate your lamentation  Quantify itbecause yare certainly in no frame of mind to qualify it

I’m not.

Yawont

I'm not.


Awright 
            I don think there was an old lady I think you were talking to yourselfmusing to yourself in a mirror to your reflection in the microwave door

Yawere youngnow yare not yacant do wha ya did then Hang yer hat on itya did once
                                                                                             Please no remorse

1530,  Thursday,  3  6. 21
1051,  Saturday,  5  6. 21

Steam Down - Etcetera (Visualiser) ft. Afronaut Zu  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL6mMhkkyL4

Paris -- 1 part

 

she said her name was Paris 
                                  off her lips it sounded audacious his mind prattled London Chicago Miami Seattle

she saidlike she was reading his mind  her mother knew it was audacious she consciously spitefully chose it After she named me, had my name committed on the live birth certificate, she gave me up for adoption.

I think she didn’t love the man who impregnated her, I am fatherless; but she loved me enough to give me away because she couldn’t raise me by herself.    

The story is my birthmother told the doctor, the nurses, appropriate staff, whoever adopted me couldn’t change my name. First, you see, she said, Paris will know they did; and when I find out, and I can, I will, if they change her name I’ll come after them, find them, and cut their heads off.
You tell them that.

It’s not an idle threat.  

Paris, obviously, will have been without a mother before; she’ll survive being motherless again.


My birthmother, I never met, although I seem to take after her. I’ve been a handful for my mother and father. They have often told me that I know too much for my own good. I remember them telling me that even as a small girl.

I was a handful.

she took the words out of his mouth  but he saidoverwriting it so she wouldnt read his mind again  she was a handfulhandfuls happy handfuls  My folks didnt tell me until I was a teenager

she mused as she looked at him 
                                 maybe she picked up on his blatant thoughthappy handfuls  overtly sexual  he wouldnt mind playing with her if she wanted  If yare reading my mind 

spookily she smiled simultaneously

Jesus Im fucked he thoughtthen he thought he heard a thought raised in his head not in his voice  Maybe.

she was still smiling      

 

he took her for a drink The Black Ram

Is this your watering hole?

Watering hole  I like ithadnt thought of it in your vernacular  Yes mebbe now that I think of it my watering hole  Have you one 

How do you mean?

Bar tavern restaurant his face screwed uppleasant confusion  Whadaya mean how do I mean

Good, on your toes, maybe you won’t bore me.

Yare not afraid youll bore me

No, I am not afraid.

her fearlessness got the better of him
                                      he got his arms around herinside of hers and hugged her tightly fullbodied

she hugged him back

Man you feel good

You feel good too. 


Whaya having this evening 
                             he got the bartenders attention sealed it hugging Paris Sammy
Sammy Joe called out she began making her way over to where they stood at the bar he liked to taking his drinks at the bar tip Sammy directly then hed take a chair a table or went out back outside where the Ram had a seating area tables under trees hanging lanterns candles on the tables nice melon coaxing  confessionallike

What should I have? What would you order me?

Id love ordering you
                         Sammy this is Paris  Paris Sammy

as the women shook hands he realised they were nearly spitting images tall athletic wellbuilt  Sammy dark Paris light

Paris, it suits you, what will have tonight?

Ask Joe, he’s ordering.

Sammy laughed she had a big laugh 
                                         Ordering?  Because he’s here he doesn’t have to breathe a word, I can read his mind.

I can too.

You can? very good. Strange place, huh?

Yes. In a word, strange.

Hey gals Im standing right here

It talks.

Sammy, I like you, I really like you; it talks.

An right off I think I like you too. 
                                   You’ll excuse me, I’ll be back

if Sammy hadnt been engaged when they met he would have made a play for her  sometimes he thought he should have  he heard her marriage lasted a year and a half two  by then they were too deep into their friendship  sex would have been incestuous 
                       but had she not been engagedmarried had they played she was an ample playgroundlikely an adventurous playmate had they played those two years foreplay would have been fierce climaxes mindblowing

There you go, kids, Joe’s patent chilled double Dirty Bird martini, three olives. Starting a tab, Joe?

Yesplease Sammy Have something on me later this evening awright Ya look parched

I might, I might, mebbe I will. 
                               You’ll have to excuse me again, gotta go; nice meeting you, Paris.

Wonderful meeting you too, Sammy.


She’s quite a girl; very attractive, dark, statuesque.

Got a head on her shoulders too this is a part time gig
                                                         When I feel Id like to have a drink if shes not here I don  Nobody makes a Dirty Bird like Sammy

It’s the secret ingredient, Joe.

Secret ingredient

Yes. Love. 
           She loves you.

We go way back 

Ah, so four words, not the standard tried-an-true three?

he smiled 
           Maybe once upon a time  My ardor was forged into adore I love her like a sister

That’s incest.

You been listening

You’re funny, I don’t have to listen; you’re an open book, you're not selfconscious, you don’t care, you don’t give a damn. 


Paris I definitely wanna get to know you better

I’d like that. 
            she held her glass up  they tapped glasses vodka bright olives greenslightly trembling  To what may come.

To unexpectedness

they sipped
             Ohshit this is delicious! This is delicious, Joe; Sammy’s a goddess.

Yah shes perfected it  but not too loud itll go to her head 




So tell me a story.

they were having a third martini 
                                  unexpectedly Sammy brought them their second and had one with them under the trees and sky My break, thought we’d get caught up, and I could get to know Paris better. she pointed at Paris I shouldn’t have a reason, but I like you.

I think it has something to do with Joe introducing us; he’s a good calling card.

he chuckled 
              Im sitting right here

Shh, Joe, Paris is talking. I like her voice, how her mouth moves.
                                                                    turning her full attention to Paris  You strike me as a woman one shouldn’t fuck with.

Sammy, you strike me as a woman one shouldn’t fuck with also.

Mirrored minds . .
. . You want to shut up, Joe; no one’s talking to you.  they said it together

Jesus Christ excuse me

Sammy said to Paris You or me?

May I?

Please.

they laughed togetherbright laughter neither covering their mouths 
                                                                      Paris said There’s no excuse for you, Joe.

Ohfunny a couple of comedians 
                                  Lemme know when I can come into the water and play Ill sit tightlisten enjoy my delicious drink

Sammy reached overput her hand on top of his Good boy, you’re such a good boy.  looking over at Paris Isn’t he a good boy?

Paris said I’m counting on it. 
                               You were saying, Sammy.

 

 

So tell me a story.

0749,  Twosday,  1  6. 21
1428,  Wednesday,  2  6. 21

4.6.21

 

lifes going right when you catch a fluttering paleyellow moth inside a Welchs dinosaur jelly glasscapturing it against the bathroom mirror where it was fascinatedhappy with its reflection 
                                                                      not often an insect gets a look at itself in glass

godlike he released it outofdoors after flipping the bathroom light off enhancing the moths nightvision 
                                                                                                          a considerate god 

the moth was unmolested

free 
      all anything wants to be 
                                   anythingeverything
unfettered                                                            
unbiased
              Aahyes  able to spread its wings an fly

2229, Day-between-Two-Ts,  2  6. 21

 

Allen Weisselberg 
                        abracadabra 
  abracadabra 
                     Allen Weisselberg

five syllables apiece

Plop plop fizz fizz  Oh wha a relief it is


Weisselberg  Jewish  hes probably aware that abracadabra has Hebrew Aramaic origins  perhaps derived from Hebrew  ab  father  ben  son  ruach hakodesh  holy spirit Sound familiar Christians or the Aramaic  avra kadavra
It will be created in my words

Mr Weisellberg finds himself leveraged  in an undesirable position to testify against the Former et alia to use his tonguehis knowledge be utilised by his sworn depositions affidavids to put a criminal/s away  put a great vile American mistake in our rearview mirror

Abracadabra 

Goodnight Irene

Say goodnight Donald

1500,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  2  6. 21
1202,  Reggae Friday,  4  6, 21

  

Vong Co didnt go over wellplay nice with his cats

maybe they realised or knew Asians ate cats

no accounting for collective unconscious

he figured it was easier for animals

closer to the earthferal not homos

homos got a lot to learn

they keep things up as is

that time will elapse
                       Ooops!  
STOP   
    fuckya ya didnt see it coming

he could hear freight trains coming before he ever saw them

freight trains 


No Vong Co didnt play well in his kitkats ears

usually threefour hung out with him as he wrote

Vong Co began

they gave him Eat Shit glances and booked

    Hmmm 
              he wondered if they played him cannibal drumming or oogachaka oogachaka if he wouldnt have also left the room in disgust

1157,  Twosday,  1  6. 21
Blue Swede  Hooked on a Feeling  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrI-UBIB8Jk


Whoa, I know you’re enthused . .
. . Understatement

Let me finish please . . let me finish  she paused to see if he was gonna jump in with both feet as was his tendency to get ahead of argumentsahead of all things that perturbed and irritated him  I know you’re enthusiastic, however I also know that you’re not prejudiced, or racist . . but that was crass. 


Crass hes a liar a thief Nationalist  a one-state fuck Palestine proponent From the getgo hes hoodwinked Israel He stinks

Still, you understand what you said is offensive, can cause affront.

Affront Whos affrontedthat the best ya got hes an affront to democracy Not all Jews have suffered him quietly but evidently the right ones did an they allowed him to hold powerallowed them to hold power Governance democracy shouldnt be about power  rather leadership selflessness not lining ones pocketslining his supporters pockets Hes corrupt an finally Israel has seen its way fitat long last  to remove him from the levers of government

He created an apartheid Israel 
                                 Our government actively quashed any attempt to boycott or sanction Israel despite it using similar leverage to help dismantle apartheid South Africa  

Negroes and Palestinians unfortunately have and are suffering

Yawanna offer me differences in their plights


I cannot  gently she touched his shoulder  You feel better getting that out? 

Not really Netanyahus been crap too many years shamelessly encouraged an coddled by governments on both sides of the Atlantic

He was elected to serve the people of Israel.

I cant refute that  butbout time they pulled their heads out of their ass 
                                                                           I hope they remember to retrieve their yarmulkes Been a long time

she smiled 
            You’ll quiet your torrent, not be crass?

You really think that was crass

Yes.

It was musically inspired

Im gonna kick myself. Musically inspired, how?

Bye Bye Birdie Ann-Margret

Bye, Bye Birdie?

Bye bye Hebi  Netanyahoo  Im not gonna miss you so  Bye bye Hebi Comonbaby sing with me . .

I don’t think so.
                 You’re quite a peach.

Allman Brothers  Eat a Peach prettyplease

1810,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  2  6. 21
1101,  Reggae Friday,  4  6. 21

3.6.21

 

theyd been beating this like a dead horse for weeksnever did get the nuance of the old adage why would anybody beat a dead horse

theyd been beating this like a dead platypus

beating it like a dead whalelike a dead snake had to get off mammals

he didnt get it

one of hims cleared their throat 
                                  I know. It’s an idiom.
he wasnt particularly kind to his hims 
                                       Yes idiot I know but why a dead horse

him offered Harder, less likely, to have access to a platypus or whale. Or a snake, snakes are scary, creepy.

How did ya find your way into me  yare excused 
                                                    Futile  
Like beating a dead horse?

Shaddup

 

why they beat like a dead whatnot was his cohorts hed like thatwas recently hungup on cohorts his feeblydefined attitude of vetting

his cohort didnt see anything wrong with the manner he vetted women to possibly date

it was glaring

he got hungup on the act of watching a woman crossing the street at twentyfive feet  Possibly.  Closing to ten feet OhDefinitely.

from the detail of those two descriptors 
                                          his cohort says to him I know this has happened to you . . .

thats a bump on the knee with a physicians rubber mallet a test of reflexes
                                                                               reflectively
because his cohort was who he was
reflectively
            he began shaking his head No and the more he continued talking the more emphatically he shook his headNO

what happened to his cohort rarely happened to him

too many years knowing him had assured him of that tenet

but he continued 
                  I know this has happened to you . . you take a girl out and she’s not into you . . 
                                                                                                      some other words may have followeddriveled out but the crux was enunciated

his cohort was looking at him the entire time


Ya didnt see me shaking my head No 
                                       No Ive no idea wha yare talkin about   
Ive never gone out with a girl who wasnt interested in going out with meNEVER he tried hard to be polite but the premise was absurd 
             why take a girl out who wasnt interested in going out with you

he asked Why would you take a girl out who wasnt interested in going out with youinterested  in you

I hope you recognise the shallowness of your vetting 
                                                       Seems if she looks good  yare interested

Well, yeah, that’s part of it; you’ve admitted physical attraction is necessary.

Necessary 
            Not lock stock and barrel

It’s not lock, stock and barrel . . 
. . Wha percent

Percent?  Looks?

Yah Idguess better than ninety percent

Not ninety percent.

Wha percent

Three-eighths.

Fackya thirtyeight percent Im rounding up

Man, you did that quick.

Quicker than you trying to bury percentages with fractions 
                                                             I asked percentage anya try to obscure it with fractions nine-tenthsnineteen-twentiethstwentynine-thirtieths those are in the realmnot fucking three-eighths  Stop

I’m just sayin . . 
. . STOP shot yer load 
                      Yare vetting is superficialhardly skindeep An lastlyto answer your question  I never went out with a girl who wasnt interested in going out with me
   
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1512,  Twosday,  1  6. 21

 

he could see his rails werent greasedthat he was tryin to manage each itemunderstand it not going with the riff  he tied it up nicely but while he was ending he saw in his face that he was still fumbling with the firstsecond premisepropositions


Yare not following me areya

No. he was pained or relieved that he saw No I’m not.
                                                         But you’ll, I think you will, you’ll love this: I don’t listen as quickly as I used to.

Wha?! That yours 
                   If yah take credit for it

I can’t, it isn’t mine.

Its sensationalabsolutely sensational spot on for ya yare struggling tryin to keep up  Whens a pearl gonna drop out of your mouth

Hell with the pearl, you’re relentless, your thoughts fall over each other, stumble, I don’t know how you do it or how to keep up.

No filter babe ya get it as it occurs to me Got me something inside my skull fed by a volcano or whipped by a cyclone It just goes  Cant help myself 
                                 Cant help you either

A sensational bit though  Whose

GOF

Goofy

he reacted as if he slapped himNO! Not Goofy, G-O-F.

Im stuffin it in my memory banks as Goofyno disrespect intended A memory trick mnemonics sonicBabBOOMs  Etched inside my bony cranium 
                           I might possibly use it some day

I don’t know, you got a snaptrap, seems to hold endlessly shit. Wished my thinker worked in kind.

Thinkertinker ceaselessly tinkeringthinking

You said that.

Goofy didnt 

he cringed again 

Whos GOF

the Ive-gotta-crap expression on his face relaxed
                                                     My dad.

Got it Know wha the initials stand for As I said no ill intended 


GOF junior held his father in high esteem he was his role model

on the other hand he didnt have a role model

whawould he do with one

hang on his every word

discover he was no better than him

thatd be a bitter pill to swallow

particularly if they took you around the wrong bend where you wouldnt have gone had been up to you

fact of the matter

it was up to you 


a role model is a waste of time

not a scintilla better than you   

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