five syllables apiece
Abracadabra
Goodnight Irene
Say goodnight Donald
five syllables apiece
Abracadabra
Goodnight Irene
Say goodnight Donald
Vong Co didnt go over wellplay
nice with his cats
maybe they realised or knew
Asians ate cats
no accounting for collective
unconscious
he figured it was easier for
animals
closer to the earthferal not homos
homos got a lot to learn
they keep things up as is
he could hear freight trains coming
before he ever saw them
usually threefour hung out with him
as he wrote
Vong Co began
they gave him Eat Shit glances
and booked
Still, you understand what you
said is offensive, can cause affront.
Affront Whos affrontedthat the best ya got hes an affront to democracy Not all Jews have suffered him quietly but evidently the right ones did an they allowed him to
hold powerallowed them to hold power Governance democracy shouldnt be about power rather leadership selflessness not lining ones pocketslining his supporters
pockets Hes corrupt an finally Israel has seen its way fitat long last to remove him from the levers of
government
Negroes and Palestinians
unfortunately have and are suffering
Not really Netanyahus been crap too many years shamelessly encouraged an coddled by
governments on both sides of the Atlantic
He was elected to serve the
people of Israel.
You really think that was crass
Yes.
It was musically inspired
Im gonna kick myself. Musically inspired, how?
Bye Bye Birdie Ann-Margret
Bye, Bye Birdie?
Bye bye Hebi Netanyahoo
Im not gonna miss you so Bye bye
Hebi Comonbaby sing with me . .
Allman Brothers Eat a Peach prettyplease
theyd been beating this like a dead
horse for weeksnever did get the nuance of the old adage why would anybody beat a dead horse
theyd been beating this like a
dead platypus
beating it like a dead whalelike a dead snake had to get off mammals
he didnt get it
Shaddup
why they beat like a dead
whatnot was his cohorts hed
like thatwas recently hungup on cohorts his feeblydefined
attitude of vetting
his cohort didnt see anything
wrong with the manner he vetted women to possibly date
it was glaring
he got hungup on the act of watching
a woman crossing the street at twentyfive feet
Possibly. Closing to ten feet OhDefinitely.
what happened to his cohort
rarely happened to him
too many years knowing him had
assured him of that tenet
he asked Why would you take a
girl out who wasnt interested in going out with youinterested in you
Well, yeah, that’s part of it;
you’ve admitted physical attraction is necessary.
Percent? Looks?
Yah Idguess better than ninety percent
Not ninety percent.
Wha percent
Three-eighths.
Fackya thirtyeight percent Im rounding up
Man, you did that quick.
I can’t, it isn’t mine.
Its sensationalabsolutely
sensational spot on for ya yare struggling
tryin to keep up Whens a pearl gonna drop out of your mouth
Hell with the pearl, you’re
relentless, your thoughts fall over each other, stumble, I don’t know how you
do it or how to keep up.
GOF
Goofy
he reacted as if he slapped himNO! Not Goofy, G-O-F.
I don’t know, you got a snaptrap,
seems to hold endlessly shit. Wished my thinker worked in kind.
Thinkertinker ceaselessly
tinkeringthinking
You said that.
Goofy didnt
he cringed again
Whos GOF
on the other hand he didnt have a
role model
whawould he do with one
hang on his every word
discover he was no better than him
thatd be a bitter pill to swallow
particularly if they took you
around the wrong bend where you wouldnt have gone had been up to you
fact of the matter
not a scintilla better than you
I thought you were going to make
a note?
Nah All done
How?
Had earlier notesyoull
recall I punctuatedtied up parcelsbound
them together Gleaming my notes later Im fortunate Ill be able to refresh my memoryjump back in
with both feet little sweat exertion or hubbub Ive captured the jist Later revisitingrevising
itll roll onto me like a pleasant beach surf
But how so quickly?
Astricks or asterisks
Asterisks?
Actually no risk not for me
What are you talking about, I’m confused,
you constantly confuse me.
How I spell it Youll remember me tellin ya I don misspell if
a words wrong Ive done it for a reason
You don’t misspell?
Yasee eyes go to astricks as easy as eyes go to
nipples Cant miss em
she put her hand to her blouse it opened as she leaned forwardspinning the clipboard
No thinkin automatic
Pardon me he set his beer down I hear you correctly
It isn’t, it’s true, I’m not, you’re
not getting any younger either; you’re one who says we’re dying after we’re born.
No, she’s not the only person who
has said it to me; my family, friends, they’ve all said likewise.
Why he took a sip of his beer Have
you given it any thought why
Lifes happened behind you itll
happen ahead of you They mean more than
life don they
What do you mean?
Awcome on baby donbe coy Wha do they mean
You’re being curt.
What do they mean to you?
Please donthey don mean a damn
thing to me
Don’t be cruel. she fingered her sweating glass of beer
Because they need a relationship
you need one too Thats not necessarily
true If a relationship presentsby all means
but to hustle one upyou hustled one up it
ended in divorce
Their advise is horseshit they
cant make themselves happy You make
yourself happy first an then hopefully youll meet someone whos happy an youll
share happiness
still fingering her beer That’s sounds sensible; but in the meantime I’m alone.
Where did ya get that
Alone?
Alone
I am alone.
I am lonely.
Whoa, man, you’re the one who
argues for people’s fidelity, for them to remain authentic, be exactly who they
are.
Correct
I don’t think I can let you get
away with that remark, it smacks of . . of disrespect.
Brusk, insensitive.
Insensitive in wha manner
Manner? You’ve disallowed them,
their identity. You’re not being inclusive.
We are products We are excused We knew wha we knew according to the time we
were raised in grewup binary boys and
girls heterosexual
homosexuallesbian I am a fervent
heterosexual You are Speaking for myself I do not see menwhy
would I
Therefore wha I said should not
bewas not meant to be offensive deemed exclusive deemed uncaring unsympathetic
I am heterosexual
You are heterosexual
Which yaknow wha that means right
Means?
Yes
I don’t know what you mean by
what that means.
The Irish will fuck anything
Jesus!
Push back?
Her grandparents thoroughbreds
What are you talking about?
Not getting off that are you?
She didn’t say.
I think if shes going to be an
Other she ought to be specific
There’s not a box for that.
It’s a form.
Reformat it Colour outside the lines
It’s a form for a reason.
Yah because people let a piece of paper cajoledictate
terms I cant tell you all the forms I happily
violated
You get the jobs?
No Maybe yadon
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sweet cotton candy faireblonde cloud tiptoed up to him as he laid in a hot bubble bath she drew for him
not since he was a babe had anyone
drawn a bath for him
what it said was that he said hed
stop on the weekend and split wood for her
he was stopped at a STOP sign and
looking over into her backyard he watched a comedy – he thought it was comic she
was frustrated – he watched her try to wield an axe split wood
she turned letting the axehead downlaying
it on the grass its handle leaning against her crotch she wore a workskirt
she was latheredher complexion
flushed
she was breathless
panting Yes, I was just getting started. I thought it’d be easier than this.
More romantic, too.
Heats romantic chopping wood warms ya twice its said I donknow who its is though it makes sense
Yes. I’ve heard that too.
If your needs not immediate I
could stop this Sunday an chop up wha wood yaneed Just give me an idea wha yaneed
No, thank you, that’s not
necessary.
A man stops, unsolicited, asks if he could please,
please chop wood for me. I see
the humor in your face. Thank you
for not laughing at me.
Okay. Yes, thank you. That would work out well for me. Thank
you.
You said you’d wait
until you got into the car.
Joe. I’m Penelope.
Pleasure to meet ya Penelope Sunday past noon Seeya then
an unexpected Alberta clipper
stomped in overnight Saturday
good thing chopping wood would heat
him
he spread his fingerspounded them
between each other so the gloves fix tight to his hands
he heard the wind whip his car the
radio antenna jiggling madly
through his sideview mirror he
saw hedges at the back of her property they would provide some windbreak
Lets get this party started he
said out loud
from the tailend he grabbed two freshhoned
axes hand axe hickoryhandled maul that was his grandfathers a five-pound steel
wedge
going through the whitepicket fencegate
he saw her standing at the back door she
was shaking her head No
he nodded Yes and smiled large