4.6.21

 

Allen Weisselberg 
                        abracadabra 
  abracadabra 
                     Allen Weisselberg

five syllables apiece

Plop plop fizz fizz  Oh wha a relief it is


Weisselberg  Jewish  hes probably aware that abracadabra has Hebrew Aramaic origins  perhaps derived from Hebrew  ab  father  ben  son  ruach hakodesh  holy spirit Sound familiar Christians or the Aramaic  avra kadavra
It will be created in my words

Mr Weisellberg finds himself leveraged  in an undesirable position to testify against the Former et alia to use his tonguehis knowledge be utilised by his sworn depositions affidavids to put a criminal/s away  put a great vile American mistake in our rearview mirror

Abracadabra 

Goodnight Irene

Say goodnight Donald

1500,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  2  6. 21
1202,  Reggae Friday,  4  6, 21

  

Vong Co didnt go over wellplay nice with his cats

maybe they realised or knew Asians ate cats

no accounting for collective unconscious

he figured it was easier for animals

closer to the earthferal not homos

homos got a lot to learn

they keep things up as is

that time will elapse
                       Ooops!  
STOP   
    fuckya ya didnt see it coming

he could hear freight trains coming before he ever saw them

freight trains 


No Vong Co didnt play well in his kitkats ears

usually threefour hung out with him as he wrote

Vong Co began

they gave him Eat Shit glances and booked

    Hmmm 
              he wondered if they played him cannibal drumming or oogachaka oogachaka if he wouldnt have also left the room in disgust

1157,  Twosday,  1  6. 21
Blue Swede  Hooked on a Feeling  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrI-UBIB8Jk


Whoa, I know you’re enthused . .
. . Understatement

Let me finish please . . let me finish  she paused to see if he was gonna jump in with both feet as was his tendency to get ahead of argumentsahead of all things that perturbed and irritated him  I know you’re enthusiastic, however I also know that you’re not prejudiced, or racist . . but that was crass. 


Crass hes a liar a thief Nationalist  a one-state fuck Palestine proponent From the getgo hes hoodwinked Israel He stinks

Still, you understand what you said is offensive, can cause affront.

Affront Whos affrontedthat the best ya got hes an affront to democracy Not all Jews have suffered him quietly but evidently the right ones did an they allowed him to hold powerallowed them to hold power Governance democracy shouldnt be about power  rather leadership selflessness not lining ones pocketslining his supporters pockets Hes corrupt an finally Israel has seen its way fitat long last  to remove him from the levers of government

He created an apartheid Israel 
                                 Our government actively quashed any attempt to boycott or sanction Israel despite it using similar leverage to help dismantle apartheid South Africa  

Negroes and Palestinians unfortunately have and are suffering

Yawanna offer me differences in their plights


I cannot  gently she touched his shoulder  You feel better getting that out? 

Not really Netanyahus been crap too many years shamelessly encouraged an coddled by governments on both sides of the Atlantic

He was elected to serve the people of Israel.

I cant refute that  butbout time they pulled their heads out of their ass 
                                                                           I hope they remember to retrieve their yarmulkes Been a long time

she smiled 
            You’ll quiet your torrent, not be crass?

You really think that was crass

Yes.

It was musically inspired

Im gonna kick myself. Musically inspired, how?

Bye Bye Birdie Ann-Margret

Bye, Bye Birdie?

Bye bye Hebi  Netanyahoo  Im not gonna miss you so  Bye bye Hebi Comonbaby sing with me . .

I don’t think so.
                 You’re quite a peach.

Allman Brothers  Eat a Peach prettyplease

1810,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  2  6. 21
1101,  Reggae Friday,  4  6. 21

3.6.21

 

theyd been beating this like a dead horse for weeksnever did get the nuance of the old adage why would anybody beat a dead horse

theyd been beating this like a dead platypus

beating it like a dead whalelike a dead snake had to get off mammals

he didnt get it

one of hims cleared their throat 
                                  I know. It’s an idiom.
he wasnt particularly kind to his hims 
                                       Yes idiot I know but why a dead horse

him offered Harder, less likely, to have access to a platypus or whale. Or a snake, snakes are scary, creepy.

How did ya find your way into me  yare excused 
                                                    Futile  
Like beating a dead horse?

Shaddup

 

why they beat like a dead whatnot was his cohorts hed like thatwas recently hungup on cohorts his feeblydefined attitude of vetting

his cohort didnt see anything wrong with the manner he vetted women to possibly date

it was glaring

he got hungup on the act of watching a woman crossing the street at twentyfive feet  Possibly.  Closing to ten feet OhDefinitely.

from the detail of those two descriptors 
                                          his cohort says to him I know this has happened to you . . .

thats a bump on the knee with a physicians rubber mallet a test of reflexes
                                                                               reflectively
because his cohort was who he was
reflectively
            he began shaking his head No and the more he continued talking the more emphatically he shook his headNO

what happened to his cohort rarely happened to him

too many years knowing him had assured him of that tenet

but he continued 
                  I know this has happened to you . . you take a girl out and she’s not into you . . 
                                                                                                      some other words may have followeddriveled out but the crux was enunciated

his cohort was looking at him the entire time


Ya didnt see me shaking my head No 
                                       No Ive no idea wha yare talkin about   
Ive never gone out with a girl who wasnt interested in going out with meNEVER he tried hard to be polite but the premise was absurd 
             why take a girl out who wasnt interested in going out with you

he asked Why would you take a girl out who wasnt interested in going out with youinterested  in you

I hope you recognise the shallowness of your vetting 
                                                       Seems if she looks good  yare interested

Well, yeah, that’s part of it; you’ve admitted physical attraction is necessary.

Necessary 
            Not lock stock and barrel

It’s not lock, stock and barrel . . 
. . Wha percent

Percent?  Looks?

Yah Idguess better than ninety percent

Not ninety percent.

Wha percent

Three-eighths.

Fackya thirtyeight percent Im rounding up

Man, you did that quick.

Quicker than you trying to bury percentages with fractions 
                                                             I asked percentage anya try to obscure it with fractions nine-tenthsnineteen-twentiethstwentynine-thirtieths those are in the realmnot fucking three-eighths  Stop

I’m just sayin . . 
. . STOP shot yer load 
                      Yare vetting is superficialhardly skindeep An lastlyto answer your question  I never went out with a girl who wasnt interested in going out with me
   
1535, Day-between-Two-Ts,  26  5. 21
1512,  Twosday,  1  6. 21

 

he could see his rails werent greasedthat he was tryin to manage each itemunderstand it not going with the riff  he tied it up nicely but while he was ending he saw in his face that he was still fumbling with the firstsecond premisepropositions


Yare not following me areya

No. he was pained or relieved that he saw No I’m not.
                                                         But you’ll, I think you will, you’ll love this: I don’t listen as quickly as I used to.

Wha?! That yours 
                   If yah take credit for it

I can’t, it isn’t mine.

Its sensationalabsolutely sensational spot on for ya yare struggling tryin to keep up  Whens a pearl gonna drop out of your mouth

Hell with the pearl, you’re relentless, your thoughts fall over each other, stumble, I don’t know how you do it or how to keep up.

No filter babe ya get it as it occurs to me Got me something inside my skull fed by a volcano or whipped by a cyclone It just goes  Cant help myself 
                                 Cant help you either

A sensational bit though  Whose

GOF

Goofy

he reacted as if he slapped himNO! Not Goofy, G-O-F.

Im stuffin it in my memory banks as Goofyno disrespect intended A memory trick mnemonics sonicBabBOOMs  Etched inside my bony cranium 
                           I might possibly use it some day

I don’t know, you got a snaptrap, seems to hold endlessly shit. Wished my thinker worked in kind.

Thinkertinker ceaselessly tinkeringthinking

You said that.

Goofy didnt 

he cringed again 

Whos GOF

the Ive-gotta-crap expression on his face relaxed
                                                     My dad.

Got it Know wha the initials stand for As I said no ill intended 


GOF junior held his father in high esteem he was his role model

on the other hand he didnt have a role model

whawould he do with one

hang on his every word

discover he was no better than him

thatd be a bitter pill to swallow

particularly if they took you around the wrong bend where you wouldnt have gone had been up to you

fact of the matter

it was up to you 


a role model is a waste of time

not a scintilla better than you   

1540,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  26  5. 21
1131,  Twosday,  1  6. 21
Chicago  I’m a Man  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvmeEyVd5w8

2.6.21

 

I thought you were going to make a note?

I did


Did?
     That was an elaborate conversation; when you said you needed to make a note and picked up your clipboard I thought you’d be at it five, ten minutes.

Nah All done  

How?

Had earlier notesyoull recall I punctuatedtied up parcelsbound them together  Gleaming my notes later Im fortunate Ill be able to refresh my memoryjump back in with both feet little sweat exertion or hubbub Ive captured the jist Later revisitingrevising itll roll onto me like a pleasant beach surf

But how so quickly?

Astricks or asterisks

Asterisks?

Actually no risk not for me

What are you talking about, I’m confused, you constantly confuse me.

An humour youya like my confusion 
                                       Not asterisks astricks  a-s-t-r-i-c-k-s   See

silently she mouthed the lettersspelling to herself 
                                                      I don’t see; that’s not how it's spelled.

How I spell it Youll remember me tellin ya I don misspell  if a words wrong Ive done it for a reason

You don’t misspell?

Was a proofreader worked two years for a paper Ya cant spell yaint keeping that job Therefore astricksmy little tricks
I bound earlier pieces with astricks

Let me see that, please. 
                       she spun the clipboard aggressively on the table so she could drop her eye on the script  it was scriptshe couldnt read his handwriting

Yasee  eyes go to astricks as easy as eyes go to nipples   Cant miss em

she put her hand to her blouse  it opened as she leaned forwardspinning the clipboard  

she halfsmiled mischieviously  
                               The way you think, man.

No thinkin  automatic 

1539,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  26  5. 21
0929,  Twosday,  1  6. 21


Pardon me he set his beer down  I hear you correctly

Did you hear me correctly? 
                            That’s a ridiculous question, you usually hear everything correctly, clearly, then you’re spooky, unrelenting, you reiterate, restate, reshape it; often makes me wonder why you didn’t go into Law.

Don like suits
             why would your marriage counselorcouples counselor say Yare not getting any younger  Thats a load of horseshit

It isn’t, it’s true, I’m not, you’re not getting any younger either; you’re one who says we’re dying after we’re born.

Yes on more than one occasion 
                                  However not getting any younger is a manipulationparticularly particularly out of the mouth of a psychologist  a blatant manipulation

No, she’s not the only person who has said it to me; my family, friends, they’ve all said likewise.

Why he took a sip of his beer  Have you given it any thought why

Why? Why?
             Because it’s true, I’m not getting any younger.

Anwha does that mean to youdon reiterate it again please Whadoes that mean to you


she hadnt picked up her beer since setting it down when he went after her words  I should let go of what’s happened, what’s behind me, move forward.

Lifes happened behind you itll happen ahead of you They mean more than life don they

What do you mean?

Awcome on baby donbe coy Wha do they mean

I suppo . .
. . Don suppose wha they meanya know wha they mean

You’re being curt.

I am Since Ive known you youve needed smellingsalts cold water dumped over your head to rouse you Answer the question 
          Wha do they mean 

Yare not going to say

What do they mean to you?

Please donthey don mean a damn thing to me 

Don’t be cruel. she fingered her sweating glass of beer

Im not Im cynicalparticularly regarding people who know they have your attentioncan influence youbelieve all they have to do is give you permission an youll follow their advise Because you have in the past
Doggedly 

Yadon need anyones permission let alone telling you your mind


They meananswering your question  Pursue another relationship yare divorced

Because they need a relationship you need one too Thats not necessarily true If a relationship presentsby all means but to hustle one upyou hustled one up it ended in divorce

Their advise is horseshit they cant make themselves happy You make yourself happy first an then hopefully youll meet someone whos happy an youll share happiness

still fingering her beer  That’s sounds sensible; but in the meantime I’m alone.

Where did ya get that

Alone?

Alone

I am alone.

Yare by yourself 
                  A different question  Are you lonely 

I am lonely.

So you believe being with someone will  solve   your loneliness It isnt a problem


You’re an exception.

I shouldnt be
                Your couples counselor irritates me teeing you up for return business If couples arent in distress she aint making money                                                                                          
midafternoon,  SunnyDay,  30  5. 21
1152,  Monday,  31  5. 21

1.6.21

 

Whoa, man, you’re the one who argues for people’s fidelity, for them to remain authentic, be exactly who they are.

Correct

I don’t think I can let you get away with that remark, it smacks of . . of disrespect.

Disrespect 
            How

Brusk, insensitive.

Insensitive in wha manner

Manner? You’ve disallowed them, their identity. You’re not being inclusive.

Inclusive I am 
                I don have to utter every letter of the alphabet to respect all the letters Yes I cut to the chase but I don believe Im neglecting or demeaning anyone because Ive not specifically enunciated every Tom Dick Harry Sally Sue Betty  Veronica  Jugheadever know a Veronica 


No, not Veronica. 
                    Perhaps because you’re rarely terse when regarding people’s rights and freedom.

 

Would you agree we are products of our upbringing 


I’m listening.

We are products We are excused We knew wha we knew according to the time we were raised in grewup binary boys and girls heterosexual homosexuallesbian I am a fervent heterosexual You are  Speaking for myself I do not see menwhy would I

Therefore wha I said should not bewas not meant to be offensive deemed exclusive deemed uncaring  unsympathetic

 

I am heterosexual

You are heterosexual

Therefore 
           You is or you aint isnt derogatory
 
preferring 333 to 1533,  SunnyDay,  30  5. 21
2239,  SunnyDay,  30  5. 21

 
he couldnt sit stillhe was all over his chair seemed the chair was moving by itself an electric chair 
                                                                                                       She’s something else, twentyfive percent Irish, twentyfive percent Mexican, twentyfive Cheyenne . . an . sorry, twentyfive percent something else that I can’t remember just right now.

Which yaknow wha that means right

Means?

Yes

I don’t know what you mean by what that means.

The Irish will fuck anything

Jesus!

Him too 
           Ive gotta push back

Push back?

Her grandparents thoroughbreds

What are you talking about?

For her to be quarteredparsed her grandparents had to be purebreds Yaknow the maththe statistics as well as me  Yare in over your headwerent thinkin her words through
                                                             Big titshuh
What?

Quit Answer the questions posed 
                                     Thoroughbreds   Big tits

I obviously didn’t think the genet . .
. . Because of her big tits 


Possibly.

Horseshit I could run the probability her big tits fogged your thinking onehunred percent man Your hated anyadohate  absolute  Jesus 
                  A flatchested Jesus
Anyway . .
. . Dismissive

Anyway . . 
. . Cowardly

Anyway. 


Nothing?

Im listenin now 
                 Said my bit

Anyway, she said that when she filled out employment forms over the years she couldn’t in good conscience submit Hispanic, or White, or Native . .
. . Or something else

Not getting off that are you?

No-pah
        She leans to Other Checks that box

She didn’t say.

I think if shes going to be an Other she ought to be specific

There’s not a box for that.

Make one 
           Take the initiative be a groundbreaker

It’s a form.

Reformat it Colour outside the lines 

It’s a form for a reason.

Yah because people let a piece of paper cajoledictate terms I cant tell you all the forms I happily violated

You get the jobs?

Sometimes sometimes not I accept employment on my terms an those are hardlined terms I rarely budge If they want something else out on me they can renegotiate For a price cash  money makes the world go round 
                                                                                                         If the shoe were on the other foot yaknow thered be concessions 


I don’t know.

No Maybe yadon

1505,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  26  5. 21
1513,  Monday,  31  5. 21
Black Keys  Have Love Will Travel  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqGJyffCyow

 
the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre 
                                  hats off to President Biden acknowledging the horrific massacre

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/watch-live-biden-honors-victims-of-tulsa-race-massacre

 

sweet cotton candy faireblonde cloud tiptoed up to him as he laid in a hot bubble bath she drew for him

not since he was a babe had anyone drawn a bath for him 

he didnt knowdidnt care why she chose to pamper him 
                                                         she wouldnt take No anhe tried several times to dissuade her 

it was a raw Fall day 
                       the trees refused to let their leaves fall they were warmer dressed   trees arent stupid
what did that say about him

what it said was that he said hed stop on the weekend and split wood for her

he was stopped at a STOP sign and looking over into her backyard  he watched a comedy – he thought it was comic she was frustrated – he watched her try to wield an axe split wood

proceeding through the STOP he pulled his stationwagon over to the curb parked it and walked back to her 
                                                                                                                 Excuse me he said after she suffered another glancing blow
Excuse me

she turned letting the axehead downlaying it on the grass its handle leaning against her crotch she wore a workskirt

she was latheredher complexion flushed

she was breathless

he filled the in-between of her breaths 
                                         I believe that axe is getting the best of you

panting Yes,   I was just   getting started.   I thought it’d    be easier than   this.    More romantic,   too.

Heats romantic chopping wood warms ya twice its said I donknow who its is though it makes sense

Yes.   I’ve heard that   too.

If your needs not immediate I could stop this Sunday an chop up wha wood yaneed  Just give me an idea wha yaneed

No, thank you,   that’s not    necessary.

Im not takin No wont cost ya a penny Havent had an axe in my hands in a while an it would let me play out some awfully nice memories 
                          Please

A man stops,   unsolicited,   asks if he could   please,   please chop wood   for me.   I see   the humor in your   face.   Thank you   for not laughing at    me.

Ill wait until I get in the car he cracked a smile 
                                                   After lunch Sunday

Okay.   Yes, thank you.   That would work out   well for me.   Thank   you.

Ill assume youll have caught your breath by then 
                                                    he smiled larger

You said you’d   wait   until you got into    the car.

I said Id laugh in the car 
                          Names Joe

Joe.   I’m Penelope.

Pleasure to meet ya Penelope Sunday past noon Seeya then

 

an unexpected Alberta clipper stomped in overnight Saturday

good thing chopping wood would heat him

he spread his fingerspounded them between each other so the gloves fix tight to his hands

he heard the wind whip his car the radio antenna jiggling madly

through his sideview mirror he saw hedges at the back of her property they would provide some windbreak

Lets get this party started he said out loud

from the tailend he grabbed two freshhoned axes hand axe hickoryhandled maul that was his grandfathers a five-pound steel wedge

going through the whitepicket fencegate he saw her standing at the back door  she was shaking her head No

he nodded Yes and smiled large

by the backdoor he saw she built a rack to stack wood 
                                                          he pointed to it and gave her a thumbs up
he went at the wood

 

twoplus hours later he filled the rack and placed wood in the garage near the door between some orphan eight-eight-sixteen concrete blocks 
                         he thought thatd keep her for a couple months



A whisky with your bath?

I wouldnt say No 
                        seems they were making a relationship based on Nos 
        
early morningstill dark dream,  SunnyDay,  30  5. 21
1216,  SunnyDay,  30  5. 21