he wasnt one to pass up the
obvious
though he didnt make it obvious
he was paying attention
later sharing what he observed he was asked
why he kept it to himself
his reprise his too oft-given defence if it were
was It goes without saying
which distinguished him from
others he knew
when he said It goes without
saying he didnt followup with what went without saying
that particularly redundancy confounded
irritated him it was Obvious
to have passed it upwalked by he would
have been Oblivious
anwho wants to be fingered for that
he doffed his cap figuratively
he didnt care for caps
or hats her responding text
was :
: The analyzabilties of
analphabetisms comparing the analogousness of analemma versus analcite causes
analgesic reactions on my brain.
Oy vey
her sentence made him feel like a yutz rather
a yutz than a putz puhlease
her The analyzabilites . . were in
response to his text : : Analytics
– gotta love anal
seemed to him people he knewconversations
they had would shy away from anything anal might
suppose because it was a four-lettered word
or as she might have written analthing Awcomon ya act like ya never had yer
temperature taken in the butt as a kid
he was done with their recoil
anyone who talks to him hes going to
declare anal Americas NEW RITE OF PASSAGE
Rites of
passage have fallen to the wayside theyve been carelessly sluffed offconsidered
unnecessary Were done with that
THEY ARE NECESSARY
peeved him up an down
transition from boy to man
girl to woman wasnt puberty wasnt age wasnt because one said they wereNOPE
Take a thermometer in the keister then you can walk away straightening your
belt adjusting your skirt calling yourself a man or a woman or whatever one
wishes to call themselves in these gender-expanded days
when he was younger the table was
set
Yessimpler times Yeshe understood transsexuals Yeshe understood there
were homosexuals and lesbians Have at it crossdressing confused
him but nobody in his
circle or circles he was invited into were going to be hurt for being who they
were
it was attraction it was sex nobody
was murdering anyone
anthose who hated them were who he intended to take issue with those were the ones who revealing themselves
were going to take the largest anal thermometers he could find
anif racist he was going to find thermometers with its glass
tinted to the colour they couldnt abide
anthen
if they couldnt keep their mealymouths shut hed post their pictures on the
internet
Say Cheese
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