16.11.20



Wellfuck he may have arrived 
                                 hed blogged seven years  little recognition  didnt matter  he wasnt writing for recognition 

if someone noticed  Kool


going through analytics attached to his site it seemed he landed
                                                                   3 of his top 10 Referring URLs whasa URLhe didnt want to know were porn sites

seemed he landed on the moon anwha he groped wasnt green cheese

Ye fetch circumquaquesto make me beleeve, Or thinke, that the moone is made of greene cheese The Proverbs of John Heywood 1546 
                 say All fingers and thumbs  which Johnnieboy wrote then Eche fynger is a thumbe  it reminded him of grade school classmates who couldnt manage the wit to compete in random spelling bees  bene   spelling well

All fingers and thumbs reminded him of thickfingered fatfingered work  trades  vocations

he didnt know where those school days witless had landed 
                                                               he graduated at 17  summer school classes put him over then he bookedleft Chicago in his rearview mirror  

he visited to his family on occasions

if he didnt he wouldnt have seen them

they didnt visit

perhaps it was the tax he had to pay because lock stock and barrel they remained


he emaled his siblings the porn sites where his writing appeared

a tax he assessed them because they remained

they didnt appreciate it
                          algorithms on their computers harrassed – spelled correctly – them advertising fetishes and dildos and dominatrix sites

those ads muddied their waters unlike he ever could 

Aah  he put the technology that they adored and offended him to work to his benefit

the teeter totter beneath them gained more of an equilibrium
                                                                a teeter taunter  HA

0025,  Sunnyday,  15  11. 20
1333,  Sunnyday,  15  11. 20

15.11.20

 

Hmm  I might just have to try it in for size

she leeredgrinning 
                    My. Really?  Then by all means, I’m game; I’m happy to oblige.

he leered back 
                You are  You realise yare takin my breath away doncha

Moneys where your mouth is, doll.

Doll hed not been called doll in a while he mused that he may have his hands full as he walked over to the turntable
You familiar with The Who

I am.

Are you familiar with their song You Better You Bet

Shit, you seem always to come up with an appropriate song for the moment, like they’ve been waiting to be queued up.

Thats on you you queued it up I try my best but youll have to understand I have a long deep wide soundtrack an repertoire 
            Cums he winked with age

Oh stop, you’re killing me.

Thats my intention Im regarding the obscene twinkle in your eye

Well, better you read my eye than my min . . 
. . Windows to your soul babe your eyes are windows to your soul

Then why don’t you stop with your voyeurism, shut up, and get on with it.


You Better You Bet began
                            he didnt say another word
 
0858,  Monday,  9  11. 20
1221,  Sunnyday,  15  11. 20
The Who  You Better You Bet  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCfO9zClQ8I 


You have a lot of art on your walls.

Thank you

Your collection is varied, photographs, photographs that I thought were paintings, oils, watercolours, newspaper frontpages.

I appreciate you acknowledge News as art

Two have fingerprint smudges on them.

Yes.

Yours?

One South Viets Surrender Kennedy Slain are my Maws Yare perceptive

Thank you, all your pieces are captivating, they're not just wallhangings, decorative.

Thatd be a wastehuh

Yes. Some people hang art, others hang decorations . . his voice trailed off

Not that theres anything wrong with that  you were going to say

Yes. I was.

It goes without saying  he bellylaughed 
                                          I love that line  because we always say it

That’s true, very true, it begs to be said.

A mighty cute beggar I cant resist 
                                    However you did

I didn’t only because you stepped on my lines, were reading ahead from the script.

Yah  Sorry about that chief

Get Smart.

Ah  picks up on allusionscaught it on re-runshuh  I knew I liked you despite your lousy taste in professional football teamsthe 49ers  Christ

You ought to speak, da Bears.

I have a reason

Let’s hear your excuse.

No  Reason   I have a reasonI was born in Chicago

I was born in Califor . .
. . Though not San Francisco

I submit, in California, any California team is legitimate.

So youd allow born in Chicago is possibly more than legit

Where you going with this?

Did you just it goes without saying  me

 

I suppose I did.

Fine This is going to my reason for being a Bears fan all my lifeI was watching them at my uncles knees between their hands at the coffee tabletheir sweating cans of beer cigarettes and cigars smouldering in big glass ashtrays

Very descriptive; on with it.

Every child born in Chicago is inoculated made a Bears fan It happens in states back East Never did catch on much west of the Mississippi though there are pocketsusually college teams Say the Sooners Although prevalent in Texas even for high school teams

 

You’re so full of shit.

Nah he pulled his short sleeve up on his left arm and showed him where he scarred he didnt tell him it was DPThe wouldnt have known  DPT vaccinations were discontinued before he was born

Well, shit, that looks like that hurt.

Wouldnt know I was young 
                               Show me your 49ers scar

he watched expressions tumble under the skin of his facehe was trying to figure out if he was being serious or not

So which pieces on the wall attracted you attention the most

My favorites?

Favourites  Favourite

he walked over to a black narrowframed small painting at the head of the hall leading to the bath and bedrooms  it was executed in red and blue oil stabbed couple of time with purple 
                                                                  This one intrigues me, and I suppose being intrigued might make it a favourite; you seem drawn to abstracts.

Yes

Do you know the story behind the painting?

I do Thats Tajs painting

You knew the artist?

In a manner of speaking 

In a manner of speaking, how do you mean? Seems either you did or didn’t.

Taj was an elephant She died about seven years back My eldest daughter was an elephant trainershe knew Taj I knew Taj only from the times I visited the animal park where my daughter worked with her

She painted it in 2003 when she was 64
                                          What does it look like to you

I don’t know that I see anything in it.

Yare perceptive

I’m on the spot, what do you see?

When I tell you youll kick yourself Its I think as plain as the nose on your face

Do tell.

The red oil top to bottom offset right Im giving you a hint

he looked hard again his expressions mixing under his skin 
                                                                I don’t see.

Do you see how the paint separates near the bottom in two  
                                                              Another hint

he was upsetting him with his hints Would you just please say? I don’t like this hinting game.

Sorry I do apologise On rare occasion people have seen it

It’s an abstract, I’m not good with abstract; I prefer figurative pieces, landscapes, you have those too.

I do Although you werent drawn to them as much as Tajs

Yes. That is true.   Would you say what you see?

Of course The red figure can you see it as a figure the earsthe eyes – he pointed to them – the short armsthe longer legs  the trunk

Oh my God.

You see

I do. A self-portrait. Taj, standing erect, as a human being. The purple . . elongations . her tusks . . shes shed.

You see

0304,  Reggae Friday,  6  11. 20
1244,  Saturday,  14  11. 20

14.11.20

 

he was heading to San Diego out of Portlandheading down the 5 

Buttonwillow was as good a place as any to stop stretch his legs get a bite  on the shoulder of the road as he exited he saw a weathered shingle that advertised a pupuseriaWha the hell was that sounded exotic he missed whose pupuseria

he found it Titas just the name warmed his heart  

then inside their curtido warmed the rest of him

he started to soften like heated wax  

Diego could wait for tomorrow it was growing dark hed spend the night the Bueno Vista Motel was right up his alley

clerk told him he lucked out one room had come open earlier that afternoon the tenant died  I thought you should know. 

I appreciate that Did heexcuse me or she die in bed

No. In the bathroom.

In the tub or shower

No. Found her on the floor.

Was she on the floor long

No. Neighbors next door heard a thud, they knew her, rapped on the door, when she didn’t answer they got me.

Ill take it for the night

We rent by the week.

he smiled 
            Ive rented by the week You collect the week upfront if not more Im gonna guess your deceased tenant probably had a couplethree days if not more time on her lease Ill give you a Ulysses yare ahead As a matter of fact if you arent the proprietor yare really ahead 

Im out before noon

the clerk smiled wolfishly

You had someone do a cursory cleaningyah Fresh sheets blanket towels washcloth  Yah

Yes. Would you like a bar of soap?

I appreciate your hospitality he said as he unfolded a Ulysses from a fold of bills he carried in his front pocket I carry my own

the clerk took the 50

I dont suppose you want me to sign your ledger but Ill need a receipt You wont have to sign in blood

the clerk scribbled on a Bueno Vista notepad and handed it to him

he looked
           You didnt sign it he handed it back

the clerk signed it and handed it back to him

Lemme see your ID   Rafael looks like Rafaelgot a tagger flair to it I know my signature has a similar flair

the clerk seemed reticent

The 50s real I just wanna make sure yare not a mirage or a spooka ghost

the clerk went the billfold in his back pocket opened it showed him his Mexican ID a matricula consular

Thank you Rafael  Yaknow that cards no longer acceptable as ID in California A recent law But why would you be carrying it if it wasnt you  Right

Okay, you say, gringo.

Close Joe My names Joe 
                            Rafael is there a bar nearbywalkin distance where I could wet my whistle I didnt see one on my way here from Titas

You know Titas?

I hadnt but I saw their sign exiting the highway Delicious Asked an employee and she told me about youthat maybe you might have a room

You could have said that earlier.

Wha an miss our tete-a-tete achieve détente

I dont know what you’re talking about.

That one of us does is plenty A bar

You saw the packaged goods store. Liquor there. In Shafter, not walking distance, Foxy Lady, halfhour.

Is it worth the roll Ive been on the road all day

Brother the kindest Rafael had been It’s worth the roll he tossed him the keys  Number 9.

he thought to himself Well shit Hendrix Beatles  The stars have aligned Appreciate that amigo 

they both started laughing

You’re welcome, gringo.

 

illuminated Gulf Corporation signs over the door once upon a time in another galaxy a long ago he hustled them two brightpink capsules on their sideone over the other  Foxy Lady in script over COCKTAILS

going through the door he saw they had a pool table money was being held and not small money he might be able to pay for his room his gas his trip dependent on if theyd play him

the barmaid approached him

she wasnt attractivewasnt homely she was however built Mickey Spillane built she had a fine First Person nose wide eyeshed have to pump her about the her freckles he had a soft spota hard on for freckles

Jess 
      she wouldnt refer to herself as a barmaid rather on the nametag on the white lapel of her black serving outfit they were a long way from Vegas maybe she was on a farm club team cutting her teeth it read in fine script diagonal from her name Cocktail Waitress

Jess I see youll be my cocktail waitress this evening

I am.

Sensational Have a house specialty you might recommend

Care for a Bloody Mary, they’re made with tequila.

Came over on a recommendation from Buttonwillow dined on pupusa and curtido  Sounds spot on Ya readin my mind 
                          he smiled she laughed she didnt cover her mouth  Trust me  yadon wanna be reading my mind 
                      she laughed harder  incandescent
he liked her

halfway through his second Bloody Mary Jess admitted she asked the bartender also a woman to pour him heavy he asked if he could buy her a drink most places hed been had allowed it until recently

she said yes Jess also had a Bloody Mary 
                                              they were getting along famously
he crossed his fingers for infamously


he didnt pressed the pool table he did cover his tab and a generous tip for Jess 


shes a cocktail waitress 
                          he wondered at closing time if she might be cajoled to open up 

or vacation in Diego with him

see where things went

 

Are you a betting girl Jess

I am.

Lets flip a coin

she smiled 

              Let me see the coin first
 
occurred early AM, Reggae Friday,  13  11. 20
1359,  Reggae Friday,  13  11. 20

 
        Friday the 13th  our luck  the president who had been mute with defeat took to the Rose Garden to actually do some work boorishly he read with occasions of epizeuxis from a prepared script  one-minute in he remarked that Pfizer announced on Monday that its China virusSTOP STOPSTOP  STOP its NOT a China virus it is a Republican-enabled Trump virus the infectionsthe deaths are on their heads the only reason they may claim that blood is not on their hands is because they threw them up in the air when they surrendered months ago  recall it will go away like magic

Pfizer announced its Republican-enabled Trump virus vaccine is more than 90 percent effective

0000,  Saturday,  14  11. 20

13.11.20

 

went into an Irish bar in Tampa Bay sounds like the beginning of a jokehuh 


a barmaid approached him and his buddy she wore a black t-shirt that read GUINNESS stretched across her ample breasts her auburn hair was pulled back into a ponytail  the quiet overhead amberlighting set it off spectacularly

walking towards each other he pointed to her breasts and said Ill take two of those

she lit up colour flashed in her cheeks they were fast friends it might have been love at-first-sight

she was a beauty

if he wasnt married he would have made play

she was a real natural beauty nothing adulterated about her  
                                                                 genuinely Irish to boot
he was mad about her freckles 
                                ansure they rained down over her breasts

 

when he returned to the hotel room he told his wife 
                                                      confession is good for the souldespite him not having one
he didnt need religion to inform him

his wife perhapsaccordingly was upset

Baby he said taking her chin between his thumb and bent indexfinger Im here I did nothing untoward

tears welled in her eyes
                          I know, I know, you’re such a flirt. Might get you in trouble one day.

Nah Ill never get in trouble I love you You have to admit there are beautiful and handsome people throughout the world Aint a damn thing wrong admitting an attraction or that someone turned your head

 


a yearyearand a half later she admitted as much  

About fucking time

Maybe. On my flight I was upgraded to First Class. A beautiful man sat across the aisle from me. He bought me a drink.

Yare a beautiful woman If I wasnt married and you were sitting across the aisle from me Id buy you a drink too

I was in the concourse when he came out of the jetway. I pointed him out to a Mickey, she wasnt upgraded, sat in coach. She said she thought he was beautiful too.

Love it Two married women finally admitting to each other that they found a man other than their husbands attractive

Sometimes you’re too enthusiastic, babe.

Its human nature We have eyes

Yes we do.

Then we agree

I hate agreeing with you.

You do particularly regarding sexuality

Regarding your appetite.

Im hungry for youyare a beautiful shapely woman How could I not be

So you say.

So Ive always said since before we became monogamous

Monogamous, who says that; monogamous?

Me Yawanme to say before we went steady  Christ

No. Monogamous . .
. . Is monogamous It wasnt love yetyoud be lying if ya said when we decided to see only each other that ya loved me

Yes. True. No argument there.

Correct You had come out of a bad relationship You were dating I hadnt been in a serious relationship for three years was playin the field

Anyway.

Anyway You and Mickey laid eyes on someone you found attractive Thats not a crime not unfaithful annot fuckin unusual


Anyway she sighed He was met in the concourse by his boyfriend and they laid a huge kiss on each other. It was apparent it had been awhile.

And

What do you mean . . and?

Sowha

What do you mean so what?

Did him swinging in the other direction diminish his attractiveness  Whaif you hadnt witnessed that

I suppose. 

He could have exited into the arms of another woman Fuckin enjoy the fact that your head was turned Dont be so staidso fuckin religious Your parents did ya no favors

Oh, your parents did?

Yup No religion an my Maw washed my cum-stained sheets   

Sunday evening,  8  11. 20
1533 or 333,  Thursday,  12  11. 20
Led Zeppelin  The Lemon Song  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvCQ6ntgteQ

$244K -- Killed

                                                        the Trump virus savages American while Drumpf literally does nothing   hes sulkingbeen sulking since Election Day

1756,  Friday the Thirteenth 2020


                                                                                                         its Friday the 13th  Oklahoma Senator James Lankford said hed step in to demand President-elect Biden receive Intel briefings 

nothing in the News
                    wheres Lamkford

                a walk down Memory Lane  revisiting the Republicant Talking Heads  how they spoke in ’16  how their drivel has dried on their faces in ’20
ZOMBIES

1707,  Friday the Thirteenth 2020

12.11.20

 

Drumpf has become superannuated

See, see he crieshe agrees I’m Superannuated! . . I’m Super . what? I am . . who knows what that means?

nobody in his court is going to say
                                  nobody in his sphere has the stones
he wasnt going to say

he was happy to let him stew in his ignorance
                                                 let im stew till the meat falls off his bones

1824,  Thursday,  12  11. 20

“an employee is deemed to be superannuated upon reaching the proper age or as a result of an infirmity.

 

Say I was thinking . . 
. . Whoa, that could be dangerous, you might hurt yourself.

Funny

Thought you’d enjoy that, you’re one of few people I know who can take a joke. Sorry for interrupting. What were you thinking?

I was thinking of those menthe white supremacists the FBI thwarted who were plotting to kidnap try and execute Michigan governor Gretchen Whitmer

That was a month ago. Why were you thinking of them?

Well it occurred to me Drumpf is their Great Leaderyah

Yes.

Theyd do anything in their power to keep him in office

Ah . . obviously.

Its occurred to me being militia membershanging on every word and lie Drumpf spewed it seems unlikely they cast their ballots early  utilised their mail-in vote

Six are facing federal charges another seven facing state charges 

Drumpf lost thirteen votes

 

Why were you thinking of that?

 

 

Because Black Humour Matters
 
0209,  Reggae Friday,  6  11. 20
1351,  Thursday,  12  11. 20

 
entourage 
             he had the kind of entourage that humoured him that he enjoyed as opposed to traditional thought-of entourages 
            a bunch of pricks hanger-ons wannabes 

confederates 
               or so they think

the only thing giving them legs is their association with the cat they followedthe cat at the head in the lead 
                                                                                                                 which he considered a queer fealty

why would anyone fall into that 
                                    meybe poor selfesteem

 

he didnt go do to the mailbox until after nightfall

he was sure then that the mail would be delivered 
                                                     aint nothing worse than going down to the box and finding youre earlyANTICLIMAXTIC  premature 
                                  everyone likes to climax Comon  dareya to say otherwise ya fuckin eunuch

eunuchs can hide and excel in entourages

they dont have to go to the bathroom together
                                               not like chicks but a chick would never be a eunuch
BUT HE DIGRESSES

 

heading down to the mailbox – he didnt realise it at the time -- turning around from the empty box in the middle of the street were all five of his outdoor feral cats

the puss on their pusses was “Whadafuck ya doin?”

I was getting my mail cretins 
                               No accusations or deadpan expressions in reply not if yawanna eat in the morning

ever see a cat smile see a cat eat proverbial crow 
                                                    threaten their meal ticket and ya will

they pulled it together pulled rank and file and ascended up the hill to either side of him
                                                                                              kinda Secret Service-ish

 

entourages are made up of rascals

he liked his having four legs

he trusted them more

 

1606,  Day-between-Two-Ts  11  11. 20
2311 or 1111,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  11  11. 20
Savoy Brown  Savoy Brown Boogie  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4S2h58kfXtQ

11.11.20

$242K -- Killed

Humpty Drumpty sat on a wall

Humpty Drumpty had a great fall

All the Kings horses and all the Kings men 


 

Interesting. 

                                Really?                                                                                               

interesting is ambivalent  it admits nothing if your intention is to say something constructive 

interesting is so much horseshit

 

he took to saying innarestin to change upcontort interesting make something more viable or virulent or vivacious of that which is mundane lackluster  tasteless
lacks commitment
senseless

were creatures of senses  at least five

why be diminutive

why kowtow

submissive

 

why not punch something in the mouth 
                                         backpedal and feign draw in  see if it comes after you
or if it covers up  or just falls down and refuses to fight


innarestin 
         
                it was innarestin he even had to explain it

 

0019,  Monday,  2  11. 20
2134,  Twosday,  10  11. 20
Savoy Brown  Lookin In  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8KGQarFvuk