it wasnt tricky

Some people . . .

They . . .

he said Whos theythese  some people  Drives me nuts when I hear they

Who is they

the fat man sitting on the sauna bench below him quit talking when he interrupted him with his Whos they

he didnt turn as he expected him to  he would had someone said something to him refuted him to his back 

they didnt know each other from Adam

                               but he wasnt inclined to listen to anyone drone on about how people this people that they

his take  if youre feeling set upon by others or irritated by their actions its incumbent on youya ought to say something an not leave it as an aside an incidental to whine aboutbitch about after the fact with friendlies

however  the man was fat

hed never been

maybe you have to be agile if you choose to confront people those thems an theys

the three men chatted amicably as he entered he disliked yakyak in a sauna

the other two werent small but neither approached the fat mans size

he almost backed out but the cherry on top his sundaehis workout reward was finishing himself off in the sauna

after a scant hesitationperhaps unnoticed amid their words he scrambled up to the remaining corner to fat mans right who left just enough room for him to pass  or rather didnt think he had   his miscalculation  

the next soul in was out of luck  unless they wanted to stand  who wants to stand up an sweat

not seated but a couple of minutes he interrupted Whos they  Whos some people  Them  They   Are you talking about me am I a they 

the fat man quieted  but didnt turn

the other two seemed uncomfortable  they didnt say either

I take issue when people arent specified  Youll excuse me  sometimes theyre straw men to affect ones argument

he heard the sauna heating element tick 

nothing

nada

he said My names Joe  he gently bumped the fat mans shoulder with the back of his hand

Steve said the fat man

Steve said the man in the corner to his left

David (not Dave) said the man diagonal from him sitting beside the sauna workings although seated on the lower bench

So Steve  Please  Who are they

Theyre some of the people around here  Theyre the ones who made it so the sauna isnt as hot as it once was

Im familiar  Its meant to be hot therapeutic  Like the whirlpool too once upon a time Therapeutic  In an out   Theres a business aspect thougha slight financial relief by taming them

Yes Steve replied

So is it possible it was a business decision rather than they or them or those peopledid you ask

I didnt

I dont know either  Its a possibility   Think of the number of times recently the saunas been down for repair  Thats cash in the bank man

the fat man grunted

Steve and David nodded

It aint always a conspiracy Steve  You ought to ask

some people however prefer the conflagration of rumours an innuendo

HA

    

1210,  Saturday,  25 11. 17

1000,  Monday,  27  11. 17

Tricky  Nothing’s Changed  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFZGyqxdWM8

jimmycrackcorn
onomatopoeia
comeoniwannalayya
AhHa Whiiieeee?
 

dont askI aint saying

                 an dont be glibtry telling me we didnt descend from terrible reptiles

as I write this Im wiggling free of my reptilian brain a tight fit yet fitted to my form an its hard to imagine something I like more than formfitted fit female forms(a mouthful  yaah)

        he was provoked

 

                 if he didnt get it out of his head via his mouth via ink from his pen via writing with light etched by WORD itd fester

               ever have a deep wood splinter?

too deep to dig out with a flamesterilised needle  you could opt for a razorknife  less nimble   more blood  cant see the splinter for the bloodtrees  so you let it work itself out eventually  an when it finally erupts through the tender wound a man somewhat gains the flavorempathy for a woman giving birth  he at last passes something out of his body that wasnt there to begin with 

the splinter erupted!
                 typically he could get the end of it between his teeth(nobody carries tweezers) an pull it out the rest of the way   whew     what a singularly pleasant reliefnearly erotic  very nearly anticipating the next time     nearly

its out  he was no worse for wear 

                             he wished he could reverseengineer the process that resulted in jimmycrackcorn

it wasnt Burl Ivess song(Burl should never have worn white -- he rivaled a Goodyear blimp)  he slipped into the dry sauna at the gym stoked its thermostat with a splash of water stripped off the raggedy tshirt he sweated through lifting then took the second bench besideanabove the heating element  he sighedclosed his eyes BAM  jimmycrackcorn onomatopoeia comeoniwannalayya AhHa Whiiieeee? without a pen or paper he began muttering it over an over again a yogis mantra  to invest it to his memory so when he finally emerged he could write it down

he might easily have been induced by his DNA his embedded algorhythms which shocktalked squawked chitlins ‘n grits ‘n Bear it Sylvesters Sufferin succotash Sam-I-Ams green eggs ‘n ham   

                                                       but he didnt think that was it

we arent programmed not just yet to reengineer or replay our synapses shock an aweaw yaah baby  we ought to try to be content that it even occurred  a wild bedspring sproonging an unimagined imagining 

we dont have to know the whim or why  an he for one dug that when the shit went down it went down all around an over him

        a terrific baptism

bone up mates

1353,  Monday,  27  11. 17

1119,  Twosday,  28  11. 17

Burl Ives  Blue Tail Fly (Jimmy Crack Corn)  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr4jeaaVGCA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkhPuH8G5Hg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CtjhWhw2I8

Ann-Margret  Beans and Chocolate  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChGxwRq3YcI

Tina Turner  Acid Queen  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rJGX8uqoL8

The Who  My Generation  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAuPJ-VsO6E

he saw the above as a oozingbleeding palimpsest

she was keen on texting  :  I love you so much

he  notsomuch  :  I prefer hearing you tell me so

often his texts would hang out in s p a c e or wherever it was texts stayed while waiting to be read for hours

it wasnt communicating

communication is spontaneous a give-an-take often its excitement made one talk over the others words one talk over everyones words  sometimes belligerently  to be heard above the din

it seemed if she didnt like what he texted one would assume she opened it

                                                            she didnt respond

                                                                                                           

he told hershe must rememberhe told her so many times it irritated him  it had to irritate her  hearing him saying it again and again   Its not so much what people tell you  its what they do

he didnt hang his hat on anyones words

:  So youre saying you dont trust me

:  Im saying if I can I have to verify what you say  Our perceptions will always be different even if its just a matter of degrees  Up close that degree isnt much  Half block away that degree goes utterly wide misses its target

he texted that hours ago

hed bet when she finally texted him itd be about something else  as if he never texted what he did

despite it recorded in her fone

itd make no sense for him to reiterate what he said before addressing the new bit she chose to share with him

it was buried under other communications

out of sight out of mind

as if her memory her recall was disabled

when is a disability a matter of avoidance

:  Im not good with confrontationyou know that

:  An you know I confront everything  blatantly             

   You know I do so there’s no confusion, we know exactly where we stand

:  It’s always an argument with you.

:  If asking you a question or questions is argumentative

   Then I have to agree with you

   In good conscience I can’t blindly offer you my opinion without knowing the context

   You also know that about me

:  Sometimes I can’t talk to you.

:  This aint talking

   I don’t know how you confuse the two

that was yesterday afternoon

he was within twentyone minutes of todays afternoon

relatively he only received texts from her

he could check his Inbox

he could check his Message details

he could read the Date an Time she texted  :  I love you so much

maybe that would console him

maybe not

1025,  Sunday,  26  11. 17   

Tricky  You Don’t Wanna  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqJX_fevm78