Awright  Got your discount cardyour gift card  Balance dueI love it six dollars and sixtysix cents . .
. . Oh hell no

Hellno

No   Here  she snatched a Ghirardelli chocolate square from out of glass bowl dedicated for impulse buyers and slid it across the counter to him which queerly reminded him of the wrist-action of a priest swaying an incensorhe always wondered what was smoking inside those intricately-worked chain-hung orbs

Really

Here  she grabbed a second chocolate and slid it perfectly beside the first  Bust up that six-sixtysix

I dont think chocolates cut it baby its out into the world

No

Yes

No  she fixed him with her steely gray eyes   No

Oh the crooked voodoo you do aint gonna do it  Like Pandora cracking the box  Its out  You cant take it back You cant take it back with chocolates

Keep it up and I wont make the purchase

You can do that but you want the purchase  I watched the relish its accompanying flourish  You got a nice scotch a nice zinfandel  Screw the number  Break out  You said the bottles were for your birthday  I think the power of birthdays and their celebration crucify nonsense  Six-sixtysix is nonsense

Really Crucify  Youre not a churchgoer

I was a churchgoer then a done-with-churcher  In another country its voodoo the Koran the Talmud  Worship  Faith
I invest my faith in myself without ritual homily   I may be lucky

You dont fear hell

Lennon  No hell below us above us only sky  Thats the gambit  Im content  No grappling for my soul  Its all mine

I dont know if I can do this

audaciously he reached out and took her hand  Its only a number baby only a number  Besides  Ill tell you what
We nix the chocolateno matter how delicious we know it is You anteup and Ill destroy the evidencethe receipt
No harm no foul
Just between you an me and I aint a rat

Should I

You should

I dont know

I knowI aint no walkin talkin pillar of salt

Youll lose the evidence

Ill eat it if you want

I dont think thats necessary

I dont either  Im just offering ha absolution

Youre very convincing

An whos to know  Its between you and me

Aw  Why not

Right  Frost   Two roads diverged in a wood  and I 
I took the one less traveled by 
And that has made all the difference

Youre a cashier

Ssh
    Im a person a woanderer like you

Woanderer 

Wonderer Wanderer

one slow August evening, 2017

Lennon  Imagine  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVg2EJvvlF8

Jasmine Karma  Sweetest Taboo (Sade cover)   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLO7Y0YYUzQ

 

What are you doing dad  Youre supposed to be shucking it not stabbing it to death
Im trying
Im trying to do what the chef did on that youtube video you shared with me  It aint going well

Youre not doing it right

Iaint

Though Im sure the muthafucker had the starring oyster prepped for him

Hes a chef  You think he . .

. . I think like all executives hes going to be damnsure he looks utterly fantastically transcendentwhich is horseshitwhich unfortunately people gobble up because they believe what they see despite themselves

I think your upset that its not opening . .

. . In the easy manner he showed us

Frankly  Im anxious to see the youtube video that shows how easy it is for a woman YOU CAN TOO! YES YOU CAN!  abort her unwanted fetus  Save oodles and oodles of cash  Because she knows he aint gonna anteup

I dont know its mine

Cut his balls off Eliminate his worry Yet another youtube video   YES YOU CAN!!

Whoa  Howd you jump from oysters to abortions to castration

Really  Really 

          The first two work something out of a really tight spot  The third cuts down on idiocythe exclusion of having to teach sons they dont commit rape

An its made to look effortless

Whether sleight of hand mirrors CG

Yaknow  we cant help but believe our eyes      

An they that proverbial unidentified pronoun THEY  they know that YOU CAN TOO!

Who are they

Sadists cuntsI apologise An bumfucks

Dad  Youre hilarious

Thank you

Do you recognise you always flip to the dark side when you get frustrated

I do

I go to the dark side and try to illuminate itreveal it  I think overall people prefer the light an forget everything is like a coinits other side down not seen and wont be seen unless they bend down an turn it over  But that takes a little effort maybe a little troubleGimme takeout I dont wanna cookwaste my time  As if nourishing ones self is too much   Christ

I like were talking food

An I like you thought to take me to the Asian market so we could score these oysters

Yes  a dozen  So cool you thought to grab four types

Yah I could have got one of each to make up my dozen What a selection  Who thought

Who thoughtI knew  Though you surprised me I thought youd go for a dozen kumamotos

Thought I might too at first  Then I thought Id jump on some Ive never had before seeing these are my belated boithday oysters

They are  What did we get  Remind me

Kumamoto  Willapa Bay  Nisqually  Pacific

The Pacific are the really big ones

They are  That first one nearly gagged me

Dad she touched his unshaven cheek with her palm Youre gonna make some young boy very happy

Thanks sweetheart
You can go to hell

Right behind you Dad Right behind you

1326,  Twosday,  29 8, 17

1036,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  30  8. 17

he entered Didiron Station(nee Cahill Depot December 1935) in San Jose California

it was built and is an example of the Italian Renaissance Revival style architecture   

he knew that because he studied architecture and was an inveterate bookwormsomething piqued him and he was on it like it was a two-pound medium-rare bone-in ribeye

by all measures Didiron is a small transit depot though it responsibly and timely manages and deploys Amtrak trains and buses VTA light rail Caltrain and ACE trains

he was there for an Amtrak train

before him to his left were two rows of wooden benches ten feet long facing fore and aft five deep

a disheveled soul lay on the front righthand bench fast asleep his head pillowed on a small canvas rucksack

he set his slung athletic bag down on the opposite end of the bench guessing thered be no takers between Sleeping Beauty and himself  Vegas wouldnt take odds on that

he only noted that Beauty was a man                   

he wasnt sure what that said about him

he was sure however what the man said to him was that he was a cipherthe physical embodimenta tally markan asteriskan ignored footnotea jetblack exclamation point to Ronald Ray Guns jocular careless gutting of welfare  he besieged the American people while Republicans clutched themselves squeezed coils of lube on their cocks and masturbated with extreme prejudicetheir closedeye vigor bespattering the Halls of Congress drooling its House and Senate chambers to the Floor with jizz hanging like warmed icicles drip  drip  drip  theyd let Churches sweep up the chaff after them never tax them and provide them hundreds of millions of dollars through HRSA faith-based(stop the bullshit: community-based contingencies) pay-offs    

ahwell  so much for the separation between Church and State

Gawd buggered Republicans and damn if they were over-the-moon ecstatic about it

such is the perversion and aphrodisiac of politics

he set his bookbag down on top of his unstructured A-bag 

an older woman entered the station across from where he had where the train tracks ran and stoppedwas transfixed beneath the transom of the rubberstopped double glass doors

she watched Beautys repose  obviously she wasnt pleased that the man made a bed of a public bench

yet

   she went around to the benchs aft directly behind where he laid

he surmised people are creatures of habit and she being a creature was accustom to sitting where the man slept  so naturally she sought to be as close to her comfort as she possibly could

Beauty let loose a tremendous fart

with such force he was surprised it didnt tear off one of the mans legs

its din echoed through the vaulted seating chamber

and yet

       it didnt disturb the mans sleep

the old womans head turned like a startled birds over her shoulder

it seemed she wanted to say to Beauty How rude

How rude definitely hung on her face

but she held her tongue

she recognised he wouldnt hear her

(probably deafened by the farts concussion)

she turned back to her glossy magazine

Beautys fart didnt upset or offend him

his contingencies were that first  he was confident Beauty wasnt an alien dressed in a sleeping mans skin  the skin would have been blown off its back

second  everyone every human being farts

                                   if someone tried to refute him hed ask How do you know  Youre asleep

third  his competitive athletics spanned ten years of Mens lockerrooms and showers  a loud fart compared to what went on in any lockerroom on any day in any place was a mere comma in a long loud run-on descriptive sentence 

a fart wasnt worth noticing

fourth  bodily functions dont ask permission of the psyche or intellect of the person who inhabits their body

This is your ride dig? Better make the best of it

he spent his adult life trying hard to maintain his body between injuries and maladies

That’s Life

his interruptions were hiccups bumps in the road a fall from a bike  get up  mount  start pedaling

everyone  no matter how or when they get there  have the same deathstination

0918,  Twosday,  15  8. 17

1234,  Twosday,  29  8. 17

Frank Sinatra  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CY4pebVRFhY