Ouch

AwDamn

Now thats gonna be a handful for awhile

he rubbed his dick raw

as he hadnt since his dry humping vigorous masturbating teen years

rubbed raw

aroused by passion

fueled  by alcohol

jet streams of jissom propelled on breathy breaths fired from clenched nuts

Bangpumped from vas deferens

making vast differences(he was curious what the tolerances in those differences were)

his cock scabbed

he was thinking of sporting it around the Club electrify the Mens Lockerroom

Nah Not a communicable disease

Good old fashioned fucking

Fucking til yer raw

Sore an raw

Nah None of that bullshit

Male enhancement my eye

If your cock aint hard theres a reason

Read the fine print You dont take drugs if you have a heart condition

Every motherfucker that does ought to croak and be found where they werent supposed to be Gotten off of or rolled out from under Their partner horrified Makes for interested reading in the tabloids Theyre all tabloids Parsing out salacious infotainment because thats where the money is

Theyre Crap

Hard news

Hard news has a hard time finding readers

Nah Ive no pity for stupid Make your bed and sleep the long sleep in it

Prescription

In a pigs eye

Me

Not me not ever

             Hows that

Well if that time cums(Good Caught the double entendre) Id have to concede that that pony rides over

But I got lots and lots of fine memories one of the myriad of reasons we got a brain and aint just walking talking dicks

Huh

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"There is a potential for cardiac risk of sexual activity in patients with preexisting cardiovascular disease. Therefore, treatments for erectile dysfunction, including VIAGRA, should not be generally used in men for whom sexual activity is inadvisable because of their underlying cardiovascular status."

Butches in the Crowd

---   . . . I can take you out tonight if you like 

  

Then you can show me butches in the crowd

If I were by myself I wouldnt be able to see them

---   You wouldnt know a butch if you saw one

---   No I wouldnt know a butch if she bit me in the ass  I aint making this shit up

I think butches are visible only to women

As I say  perhaps if you pointed a couple out to me  then at least Id have reference points

Or we could stand apart and I might recognise them as they hit on you

she sneered

           Hit on me

 

They wouldnt

---   They wouldnt

You seem pretty self-assured

---   I am  They wouldnt

At least not overtly

---   Stop

If a woman is hot  youll excuse me  for you attracted to you

shell act no different than a man play out her atttraction like a man

  

You arent saying patented pick-up lines wouldnt be played

 

The cast the troll  (he twitched his wrist his hand up thumb up)Jiggin

Playin their lure for a bite

---   Did I use a line on you

---   Not that I could say 
Did I use a line when we met 
---   Did you

---   I didnt

Aint honest using a line  and Im too honest to fish with a line

---   Cuz you use a harpoon

---   What the hell . . . 
---   . . . Im teasin 

See   There you have it

---   Have it

Have what

---   Too honest to fish    Or jig as you say

Women are more respectable than men

---   You realise of course  that aint saying much 

Men are pigs

---   Youre a man

Are you a pig

---   I am

Im certain I have my piggishness

---   Not that youve shown me

---   No                               

Youve never warranted it
---   Warranted

Interesting choice of words  Warranted

Im trying to imagine how any woman might warrant piggish behaviour

Unless youre full of shit

---   And I think youre full of shit 
You think women cant be piggish too

You really dont think a butch woman out of the blue wouldnt be a pig and hit on you

---   I dont send that vibe

---   Vibe

You couldnt imagine a woman hitting on you

Im overtly heterosexual . . . 
---   . . . You are

---   Thank you

However  my point    Ive been hit on by homosexuals . .
---   Homosexuals

Jesus the planet you must live on

Homosexuals  And Orientals  Jews 
---   Lions and tigers and bears oh my

---   You can say gay 
---   I cant

And I cant because I speak in the vernacular of gay in its primacy 
Happy 
Lively

Often I describe myself as gay

I am gay

I am a happy soul

Though not a soul in Christian or of religious deliberation 
You know you understand me

---   I do I do

Though you have to admit by todays standards it is odd to say gay and not mean gay  not mean it in its sexual derivation  or declaration

---   I am sorry

Aint allowing my gay to be coopted by homosexuals or anyone

Ya gotta laugh To each his own

---   Would you stop

---   Of course  Its groovy 
---   Groovy 

Youre hilarious

---   And youre ridiculous

Despite  what I feel is your obvious heterosexuality  I also believe hands down theres a piggish butch who would hit on you for the simple reason the simple human adage   Nothing ventured nothing gained

I tumbled out of more than a few cars and jumped in front of few as they came off a red light exhibiting such

And humbly if I may say to my credit  those acts certainly set off a few torrents

---   Nos

---   Hell yah 
Thought I was nuts

I take no
        but I wouldnt have known unless I took the initiative made something of the opportunity

Or been piggish

So dont be naïve youre smarter than that

      

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