he hadnt been bunged up in awhile
and since it had been awhile it was taking him more than a little time to
acclimate himself
sleep fell sparingly on him
like
ash on a blowy day hypnagogic
reverie relieved itself on his mind and in his eyes and all it atop sharply timed administrations of Metaxalone
then there was the pushers not that they saw themselves
that way who explicitly contended that painkillers were
what he needed most
which he steadfast and intensely refused
he supposed the shabby difference between
need and want would always be just that
bunged up startled
by sleep deprivation he threw on the local
television station Late Night and its menagerie
of Late Nite Snake Oil Salesmen and women
which piqued him
the upside they enjoyed not that
theyd know was that he didnt watch television per se
there was little On of quality and so the rare things he ever took in was occasion football and
hockey games
he was unaware or knew little of the hip new shows America watched
its Pop culture wiggling its way through his weeds
clandestinely like an unnoticed snake
its programming had changed dramatically since his last
disability
last Nite
a peacock panel was assembled
he could scarcely believe it was
On Air
a gaggle of characters fresh out
of Lewiss Alice in Wonderland
in his haze he skrootnahzyed the
set they sat on
he worked it over in his mind where
the inevitable caterpillar might be hiding fraught to believe that a caterpillar
would smoke a hookah while sitting yoga
style atop a mushroom
according it all its rights he saw the smoke rings and heavy blue exhalations opium
tokes
the mushroom psilocybin
the three sat abreast on an
overstuffed pure white linen sectional
a frenetic man his longish black hair oiled
and tousled like a street corner pusher was dressed in a
bright red
tight-fitting t-shirt
he
brought with him his medicinal affirmer who
preferred to be called D D
she wore a spectacular
piercing blue business outfit and topped off her sundae with vintage hornrimmed
glasses
the programs moderator apparently wasnt allowed to dress viscerally
he was sober
he wore a black suit that bundled the entire gamut together and was professionally static
the pusher sat stage right sat
a little furthur away from the other two
which marred its equilibrium but
only because he accentuated his clipped speech with emphatic jabs and
roundhouses apparently beyond his
restrain
D D sat in the middle
Its a full count
Here comes the windup
And the pitch
Men! Are you lacking energy! Unhappy with your lot! Not getting your share!!
Well
Im here to guarantee You increased energy an improved mood and sex drive turning You into a cauldron of bubbling potent libido
Im here to help You realise
Naturally boosted healthy testosterone levels
Improved sexual performance
Improved
IrectIle quality
build lean muscle mass
burn fat
and the whole while
perhaps sundry
or insignificant to other viewers who he couldnt possibly
know even existed
it was early nearly three on a weekday workday morning
there ran a speedy
ticker tape across bottom of the television screen
These
statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration
but when he considered men were rarely
ever scared off by the what the FDA did or didnt approve
particularly in regards to their sexual
fulfillment or dicks
it was nearly a heroic advisement
one
sensational hook
the three chatted innocuously as
if talking over yesterdays news back and
forth and back and forth legitimate
as if pricing a legal Nevada brothel menu of savory
options D D might perform
and perhaps that was her bit on
the show
when her name flashed up on the
screen under her person she had a Dr. before it
but maybe she
only played one on television
CALL NOW!! (the next ten callers will receive substantial
special savings)
IF YOU WANT TO HAVE
THE BEST SEX OF YOUR LIFE!!
BUY ANDROZENE!!
ORGASMIC!! EXPERIENCE THE ULTIMATE HIGH!!
yet all he could think was
You
can lead a horse to water but you cant make it drink
But if you lead a man to water by his
dick hell want the whole fucking pond
for himself
maybe he just needed a little sleep
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