supervisor walked up to him

                               pointedflipped his nametag with a finger  I don’t think so.

naïvely  Wha

No. I don’t think so. That doesn’t fly.

    Don be rude Im an owner too  employee-owned grocery store

Perhaps. But I oversee you.

Then oversee

                Quit inspecting

Your nametag is inappropriate.

According to you

                   Ive had no complaints

I . .

. . Stop   Excuse me

                           Can you imagine if I were Chinese

    Chinese?

Yes

        Names Hun

Hoon?

How

How what?

Spelled

H  O  O  N.

    Incorrect

                 H  U  N  Theyre pronounced alike

Your point.

My nametag woud read  capital H  lowercase u  lowercase n  last name capital G  

                                                                                          I greet my customers

I motion to my nametag  Im HunG

You may have had to suffer tha  rather than Im BillT

                                                         Each nametag lacking space between my first name last initial

Conundrum

Co-owner

Nametag stands

You have issue with my work ethic speakup

                                                But until then  looks  Bruce D  Ohshit

Thas unfortunate

220preferred,  Thursday,  3  4. 25

2054,  Thursday

Paul Simon  You Can Call Me Al  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9UcXl6lQgE 

the boideur the voyeur retired to the house to pour themselves libations

boideur had a niftytake on White Russian used Baileys Irish Cream instead of heavy cream

he on the other hand poured himself a neat threefingers twelveyear Redbreast

                                                                                     they returned outdoors

conversed  warmed in the sun

    overhead  occasional hawk cries

as they talked boideurfor the third time that day things obviously happen in threes  said profound

Gotta excuse me  Again

What again?

Profound

            I usually read the word to actually sayinit

Thrice today                       

    Thrice?

Methinks you used profound  Im allowed thrice

Methinks?

Fuck  Whynot

                But lets not veerquibble  digress

Used a third time I have to admit theres a woodpecker inside my skull tryin to escape distracting me harbouring  equating  profundity fun  profound to profanity   Profane

                                                                               Methinks

They are the same wordmean the same  can be used interchangeably

No.

Yes

No.

    

Something profoundreimagined can be profane an something  profane   profound

                                                                                        Sticking to my guns

    Certainly has become a day of invention for you.

Yah  Got my moments

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1221,  Thursday,  3  4. 25

Nowlook over there . . .

                            couldnt curb his enthusiasm

And over there . . . yasee?

                             I can see  Just keep pointinme in the right directio . .

. . There.

                You know, living inside a forest has provided me the benefit of all these birds.

It has

         Were you attracted to them before  or has living out here influenced you

    That’s a good question.

 

 

Hard to sayas you know I have a scientific bent.

As I

      But aside of being aware of birds Im not desirous to know their kind names calls colourationwha their beaks tell about them

You don’t find those aspects fascinating?

    No

           I appreciate their beauty

I woud say as much for women  They have my appreciation

                                                                   However

Their personalities finer points  not necessary

Im only glimpsing them

Much as you do birds

                                  he chuckled

You laugh?

I am

Why?

Do you  now consider yourself a birder

    I’d say yes.

                                  he chuckled again

A boider

Boider?

B  O  I  D  E  R

Like slang?

Yah

Boider.   Sure.

                                  chuckled

What’s funny?

I consider myself a voyeur

                             An as such  eyeballin candy   akin to you

I dub thee  Boideur

                     Spelled   B  O  I  D  E  U  R

Man, how it is you humor yourself.

Awcomon  Thas funnyclever   Funny

1400,  Tuesday,  1  4. 25

1122,  Thursday,  3  4. 25

the comment made him catch his breath

                                           Amen brother you sing it out I got your back Onehunred percent

gent had said  . . . these outrage machines pickingup his smartphone as he did

                                                                                      Right on right on

    he had to get a new phone

his daughter purchased him a smartphone

first thing they did together to it was dumb it down

                                                      Really Papa? Some apps would be beneficial.

No thank you I want it pithed

                               Hold it down Ill get an icepick

she deadpanned Icepick?

they were visiting his father

                               Wha yathink Grampa doesnt have an icepick

her deadpanned died

                       didnt have an adjective to describe exactly  what he was looking at

Please, would you sit down beside me?

he sat if he had a tail he would have wagged it

                                             Yes  Wha

We’re dumbing it down to what?

I think you know

I believe I dobut . . I’d rather you say.

This phone is going to become my home phoneexcept for when I travel

There’s an app you should have to help you with your flights when you do fly.

Would you concede to allow me to enable, at least, that?

he was a prick but he wasnt that big a prick

                                            Id rather concur but Ill concede

Thank you, thank you.

Youre welcome they were a polite family

    when the smoke cleared all said and done he got his ability to talk to receive and take photographs to text while she asked first additionally enabled Flashlight  Compass  Magnifier

hence  ability to compromise

 

the outrage machine its social media harpingharanguing was effectively neutered

                                                                                       his father also had an old pair of rusty shears 

 

1229,  Tuesday,  1  4. 25

1029,  Thursday,  3  4. 25

entering the kitchen shy was up on the counter sitting on pantry towels

                                                                              You can stay put pussy

. . . put pussy  hmm

                       liked how that sounded coming out of his mouth

shy

     she and his friend cum girlfriend cum fiancée cum bride shared the same birthdate

lots of cummin over those first few years

                                           anbeyond https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEQoOjj7j4o

she thought she had to scramble to keep up

                                                Comon kiddo this is not a competition she was competitive

Relax https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1NUzrVhDQg  Kick back  Enjoy

                                                                          Aint keepin tabs

Not playin tit for tat                                                    

I  dig  you  he did to his depths

   shy stayed put

             

2333,  Wednesday,  2  4. 25

0944,  Thursday,  3  4. 25

Frankie Goes to Hollywood  Relax  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1NUzrVhDQg  whenisRyanGoslinggoingtoremakethismusicvideo

Disturbed  Sound of Silence  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9Dg-g7t2l4

strange deluded  felon

                         creepinround the White House aka Melanias Airbnb at night  all alone  said in the Rose Garden yesterday after the markets CLOSED

“For decades, our country has been looted, pillaged, raped and plundered (Methinks hethinks America is Russia) by nations near and far, both friend and foe alike. But it is not going to happen anymore. (Whos writes crap like this for him)”

                                “Instead, he said, tariffs would create ‘the golden age of America.’”

Methinks – twice in a one piece  some kind of record – felons fixation with golden may have something to do with his rumoured act in Russia a Central Casting Gotcha the beneficiary the recipient of a Golden Shower

0904,  Thursday,  3  4. 25

https://heathercoxrichardson.substack.com/p/april-2-2025-wednesday

felon-riffs

didnt take him long

                     felon was an irritant a scab to pick at a wound in the top of his mouth that he poked with his tongue

itd heal

    felon

              he could go to Hell

although thawasnt a sound a good argument

                                                   not by an atheist

awrightawright  he could improve on Hell

give him a second

                     or two

three

four

five

        coud lockup restrooms on courses he played so the fat old orange man pissed or shat himself

IMAGINE

          Secret Service shooting their way in

maybe

          an errant deflectionricochet

like the one that got Kennedy

no groan 

            he was the Idea Guy

    S S says

                He may have something there.

HELL

S S bankshot  Ooops

everyone makes mistakes SignalGate?

    his point this evening

                             felons tariffs

he calledem felon-riffs

                         has no soul originally wrote cat has  but felons too square

couldnt rhyme has a fifthgrade vocabulary his way out of a brown papersack lunch probably has no idea  like so manymany things  what  is   that

    went down the street to see the local backalley bookie    See Booker yesterday?    I did    He tryin’ to get himself killed?    Good trouble    Good? That’s called dead. In this hood.

Odds on felon-riffs

Felon . . . . riffs ?  OH I getcha I getcha.  Clever.

                                                    Tariffs.

Bets on short term pain

Short?

Thaswha I said

When you burn down somebodys house with them in it . . . . that be short-term?  

1838,  Wednesday,  2  4. 25

“one that got Kennedy”  Seinfeld  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBz3PqA2Fmc

You catch tha

What?

          I was listening to the music playing behind her.

You missed it

    I did ask what.

he couldnt figure if he was angry   or  just disturbedshe was   young it wasnt of her era

    BUT if they were communal in interests  music  she was a performersinger  he was a consumer  had to leave his saxophone nomatter it was a baritone  school band orchestra needed a baritone  had to leave it when he entered junior year had one too many period-an-a-haf classes had to have some fuckin curriculumminimum study halls  despite he could study at home

                                                                     administration shut him down

they did what they were told

he was a pain in the ass when he was told to do something chose to wrangle the animal happilyviolated processes along the way  traipsed through with sufficient partial credits to not Fail

    he was disturbed

hed give her a break

 

What?

Ah Sorry  Was thinking

About what she said?

Tha  Other things

What did she say?

Nam  The war

What of it?

She called it the Vietnamese war

                                    I go to Vietnamese restaurants

It wasnt their war we brought it on them domino theory horseshit young as I was I knew tha was smoke blown up our ass

That peeved you?

Peeved

Can hear it in your voice.

Oh  Didnt realise I   projected

Your demeanor tends to tip your hand.

Reason why I don gamble

Look how smart you are.

I have my moments

                        The Vietnam War

It was as horriblymisfortunate as Iraq was as a diabolical neoconanswer to SeptemberEleven

NATO shoud have said Nah

Either youre with US or you are against US

Entire Bush administration shoud have been tried found Guilt  jailed

                                                                               At Guantanamo

You really took peeve to a new level.        

0032,  Wednesday,  2  4. 25

1254,  Wednesday

https://georgewbush-whitehouse.archives.gov/news/releases/2001/09/20010920-8.html

Good Trouble

only the last ten hours thirtyone minutes fortysix seconds of New Jersey Senator Cory Bookers filibuster 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tQnm19ZTD0

all twentyfive hours five minutes ought to be requiredtaught in American school Civics classes

would make John Lewis proud

456preferred,  Wednesday,  2  4. 25

Forbes  Booker explains John Lewis was his key inspiration  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pR3yyTM9TkE

Ifya got a beef with me open your mouth an spititout

                                                        he stood over them as they sat on a grassy knoll 

a bank of glass behind themthrowing their reflection beyond it  a high school hallway

    Just gonna sit there say nothing

I know its you threeIve asked around

                                         So rather than talk behind your backs Im sayin to your face

Ya got a beef  Im right here

he liked the odds one stood hed drop them  advantage  upright    high ground

they didnt budge

didnt say a thing

Nothing

         

caught his expression in the glass

                                     he   looked maniacal

nothing

           crickets

Then let me say this It stops now

                                     Somebody unknown approaches me with your bullshit Ill come for ya

The word you best spread is tha you were lying  made it up

    Own it

Gents

       he turned his back on them walked away   mutteredGot a beef with me face me

1950,  Monday,  31  3. 25

1152,  Wednesday,  2  4. 25

under his breath Hahah   Freakin ridiculous

                                                      rubbed his eye with a knuckle   twitched when he got irritated

Ya tryin to get me goin

 

    Am I?

                                   How am I doing?

Just an irritant  Have salve

Will Travel Richard Boone?

Nice   Nice leap  Paladin

                            Have Gun Will Travel wore tha crazycrazy moustache

What’s the salve?

Bag Balm

Isn’t that . . . for dairy cows?

For them helps their teats I figured since it was good for them helped chaffing dryness I began using it for my hands when I worked as a hodcarrier

Mud draws moisture out of ones hands

    I did not know that.

You also didnt milk cows or work for a stonemason

No.

      I wouldn’t do work like tha . .

. . Anya coudnt make me do wha you do

You only wis . .

. . I don . .

. . You could only hope.

    Hope  Istha some kind of acronym

                                           H  O  P  E

Fill me in

Ya know

           Or no

You’re hopeless.

    Hope  Less

                    Hope fewer an fewer

I pursue the workdo it  don hope it gets done

1620,  Sunday,  30  3. 25 

1107,  Wednesday,  2  4. 25

Ren  Hi Ren  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_nc1IVoMxc

he didnt want to go deep  into anything

                                          believed

he anyone  would become mired in obsesses  abscesses   that werent theirs  were accumulated before they stepped into the  fray

                              fraught  abysmal    abysses

    somebody took his shoes put them on and stepped in shit then left them in the hall were shoes were required to be removed before entering the house

                                                     he antagonised the house by not wearing socks

seems

         they had an issue  foot fetish    didnt find them  attractivehe did

fact was that that took a long time

feet were far from the promised  lands

she said  they were crocked

                              she said  The heart wants . . what the heart wants.

Heart

Yes.

Whawoud tha be

    Are you thick?

Not tha Im aware

                     Heart  Mines not wanted anythin . .

. . Oh bullshit!

               You telling me there wasn’t some sweet girl you wanted to pursue?but didn’t?heart didn’t?

    Heart

Yes. Heart.

Think youve got things wrong

                                     Cock wanted

Cocks a long way from heart

I preferred to follow my brain

                                Dumped emotion a long long long   long  time ago

Worthless endeavor

Cant say I ever licked or fucked a heart

    You

Nice trick ifya coud pull it off  Atrium tight   Loosey ventricle  

1829,  Monday,  31  3. 25

1936,  Monday