he didnt want to go deep  into anything

                                          believed

he anyone  would become mired in obsesses  abscesses   that werent theirs  were accumulated before they stepped into the  fray

                              fraught  abysmal    abysses

    somebody took his shoes put them on and stepped in shit then left them in the hall were shoes were required to be removed before entering the house

                                                     he antagonised the house by not wearing socks

seems

         they had an issue  foot fetish    didnt find them  attractivehe did

fact was that that took a long time

feet were far from the promised  lands

she said  they were crocked

                              she said  The heart wants . . what the heart wants.

Heart

Yes.

Whawoud tha be

    Are you thick?

Not tha Im aware

                     Heart  Mines not wanted anythin . .

. . Oh bullshit!

               You telling me there wasn’t some sweet girl you wanted to pursue?but didn’t?heart didn’t?

    Heart

Yes. Heart.

Think youve got things wrong

                                     Cock wanted

Cocks a long way from heart

I preferred to follow my brain

                                Dumped emotion a long long long   long  time ago

Worthless endeavor

Cant say I ever licked or fucked a heart

    You

Nice trick ifya coud pull it off  Atrium tight   Loosey ventricle  

1829,  Monday,  31  3. 25

1936,  Monday

Coud we briefly   return to clueless

                                        Youre hereyour lifes purpose  is to provide me clues

That was my epiphany this evening.

Yes

Yes.

      What of it? Me of clues you clueless.

You know whaelse clueless  might suggest

Regarding you?

Anyone

          Not necessarily a bad thing

This is your spin?

Spin

    Defray being thick?

OhHellno

            Embracing it

Embracing it?

                 Wouldn’t think one would want to embrace that.

Actually   Yes

    Awright.  I’ll take a bite at the apple.

Thought you might

                       Because youre so  appropriately    GungHo

Clever.

Thank you

You’re welcome.

    Clueless

Is nothing more than havin an idea first

                                            Not on par with a soul

 

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1445,  Monday,  31  3. 25

can of worms

I can’t remember his name now . . Staff Sergeant . .

. . An A or E

An E of course.

Ill concede you served

                          But then whywoud he be called Sarge  S A R G Enot  S E R G E

First offya wouldn’t dare, disrespectful. He’s either Staff Sergeant or Staff.

                                                                                S E R G E.

Isn’t that a fabric?

Twilled woolen or worsted in the worseway

                                               Understand durable  Something military might wear

You wore surplus World War Two M65 field jacket when we were kids.

Paper route

But we wore them to school after.

We did

         Kids looked at us like we were Nazis  Nuts

Grade school. We were the only boys who had paper routes.

    Thinkinbout it  

Youre right

Yeah. All those guys. Their parents greased their palms, allowances.

I like we didnt Made our own way

                                      Remember how the folks shit when we bought sperm shirts that they absolutely detested

Paisley. Mom wouldn’t washem for us.

Like we didnt know how to wash clothes

Then we ended up doing all the laundry.

    Oh man

Yathink maybe they were smarter than they looked

A house of ten. Lots of laundry.

                                   Maybe. Anyway. I can’t remember Staff Sergeant’s name.

Beaufort.

Jesus

         South Carolina

Jesus

         Appalachia  Hillbillies    Melungeon  

What’s that?

Mixed-race ancestry

Didn’t know that.

Learn something new every day

South Carolina. Rebelsville.  Where even then, unabashedly, a nigger remained a nigger.

I cant imagine

So anyway, Staff had this saying that he shared . . . look at me . . I remember it but I can’t remember his name.

           He said . . . Before you open a can of worms, boys, ya had better have a plan how you're gonna put them back in.

Thas  fuckin   brilliant

Yeah.

1620,  Sunday,  30  3. 25

1327,  Monday,  31  3. 25

regarding felon

                  the presidents disgustingutter lack of understanding or thoughtful regard of (sic) SignalGate defying The Federal Records Acts The National Archives accusations of “Fake News” & “Witch Hunt”  mutters “I don’t care . . .” & “I don’t know . . .”

                                                   because he is president

supposed take a deep breath to be The Most Powerful Man in the World

hes reminded of the inimitable immortal words of Walter Sobchuk  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3foXJfWlgoM

1507,  Monday,  31  3. 25

https://www.archives.gov/news/topics/federal-records-act

https://www.archives.gov/records-mgmt/resources/oversight

E S A D

Why

Why ask why?

Id like to know the why of your spectacular proclivity for wearing either hats or caps

My proclivity?  his face puzzled

Nice wordhuh Comes out of the mouth nicely

Oughta keep it shut.

Debatable

You believe it’s a proclivity?

A habit hathabit caphabit

                                 Junkie

That’s a leap.

Then the why

                 How many hatscaps do you have

    I can honestly say I’ve no idea. A lot.

                                            I’m waiting on the perfect one. Has a patch.

A patch

          Can it be embroidered

If embroidered . . that would be the shit.

   But a patch  A patch

Yeah?

You could fashion the patch Im the Idea Guy Catches on yacoud marketem cant imagine itd be an expensive investmentalthough  I woudnt know

                                                   Youre the Military Guy

Understand logistics

Im shit at chess

Youre not

An idea

    It’s not a bad idea.

Ill take it

Take it?

As near a compliment Ill ever get out of you

Got me there.

Whas the patch

The proper font would be critical.  An acronym.

JesusKahRist  Acrimonious acronym dislikeem

No?

No

E  S  A  D.

Ive no guessSay

he craawdclearing his throat Eat Shit And Die.

Money in the bank

    I think you may be right.  

1600,  Sunday,  30  3. 25

1233,  Monday,  31  3. 25

forthright   convincedconvicted

                                     outloud he spoke to himself  Wha time is it  TIME

    he was alone

to determine that would fall to himhe turned spiedover his left shoulder by the door a batteryrun travel alarm  hands

               bighand on the six littlehand between two and three

he had no respect for digital clocks

                               or 

Alex or Siri or Assistant or

people

        who had to have them to astheybelieved enhance their use of time

                                                                               or

are too fuckinglazy

                     or are children who cant be bothered to learn how to tell time

to growup to be too fuckinglazy

Twothirty

Kickoff time

ate a Pioneer Square Blueberry edible five milligrams THC CBG

                                                                     lets see where he goes

like a stray dognot a kite not to be confused with a kikeRIMSHOT

turned on Sorrow Dark Ambient Music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jV-bHtO3WJ8

                                                                                                          started a letter

to someone hed decide who when he finished writing

 

   phone rang

                     Yah

Awgreat happy ya called back

                                    Wha

    Ohhorseshit accidentally muted your phone

You know a smartphone wouldnt like a dumb user do tha

No no  Knowing how to using FaceTime gives you no street cred

                                                                     Besides

I woudnt want to look at your mug anymore than youd want to look at mine

Saw you plenty growing up

   they were off and running

                                if they were around people who knew them those gave them a seriouslywide berth a latitude truly achieved only when they left to themselves

                                                                     humbled

One

      because theynoone could follow the courses bankshots braying of their conversation

Two

      because they relished a verisimilitude of unexpurgated no-holds-barred bargain-basement raunchiness

women  men blushed

                        they didnt care

werent paying heed were raptconsumed in their parries thrusts beyond-the-pales

    by the end of their telephone call three hours later his brother determined at long last

                                                                                              the whole purpose of his lifehis existenceWhy he breachborn umbilical wrapped around his neck it knotted their mother almost hanging him walking up stairs to the Maternity ward Delivery room  why he was alive

he was to provide his brother Clues  his brother was clueless

to wit he apologised

                        Unfortunately luvvie

Im a miserable detective

   

Sunday,  30  3. 25

1115,  Monday,  31  3. 25

https://www.wired.com/story/best-smart-speakers/  https://www.pioneersquares.com/product_type/cbg/

he was to her

as weather was to him

an atmosphere

a medium

around himsurrounding him

that he did not heed

0909,  Monday,  31  3. 25

Cyndi Lauper  True Colours  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHI6Zb0yU7U

she asked him Who are you writing for?    So much?

Who 

           she poured them another tequila

he liked hanging with her because she always had a bottle of tequilafucked like a rabbit  was  insatiable

he tried every trick in the book

                                 she knew them

he was terribly afraidconcerned  he might bore her

                                                        No.

she said

I think I’ve fallen in love with your cocknot you . . your cockif . if you thought to leave it with me I’d pay you handsomely.

 

Id not be handsome without a cock

                                        No.

Not without a cock. she said

   So 

So . . . I can imagine.

 

Imagine

Yes.

   Yes   Thas the extent of . .

. . Are you intent on being a dullardImagine.

Imagine

Yes.

          Can you imagine the extent I can pleasure myself without . . . you?                     

   Without me

                     Youd have my cock

Your precious cock.

                        You can’t doachieve . . . the gymnasti . .

. . Nasty

Gymnastics.

                I can achieve . . . . without . . youOR.

Or

You could consent . . . for me to a mold of your beautiful cock so I could have and hold and to . . . well . you can imagine.

              I wouldn’t have to break your back.

You’re not flexible.

Willing.

              But not flexiblenot a slight . . . you’re not.

Im not

         Man has to know his limitations

Nice that you can admit that.

   Why nice

Most men can’t and I’d rather not hurt you.

                                               I understand making the mold is . . . . gratifying.

You willing to gratify me after.

   Ohyes.  Afterwards, I’d be happy to blow your mind.

Warm your plaster Cindy  Im all in

1111preferred to 2311,  Sunday,  30  3. 25

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2022/apr/25/cynthia-plaster-caster-the-artist-whose-rock-star-penis-sculptures-asked-big-questions-about-manhood

Whoacaught a new term

                            ripshit  adj

ENRAGEDotherwise  highly emotional

 

felon  f/elon  Signalgate

                             administrations motley cocksuckincrew see screw in there  tossedsalad

made him ripshit mad

no  notenough to lose his mind

                                  but to become    violent

his go-to

            that

someone could rely on him

                             fists scarred nose broken chippedmissing teeth

physical violence  oneonone  not gangland

                                              not extraneous overthetop knife wounds gunshot wounds

cut throat bullet in the head arent wounds

theyre usually death

hes not encouraging that

just wants to stand toetotoe with an adversary

                                                  but

is knowledgeableaware that manymany arent willing to stand on their hindlegsneed to outnumber him

that

      that forces him to utilise dumb equality

1349,  Sunday,  30   3. 25

1757,  Sunday

Free Speech  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrhrUFWlqlw

he lovedlovedoved  that question during interviews

                                                       he was expansivethrew his armswide asif to embrace it breastfeed it Im glad you asked   was effusive could  barely     barelyhardly restrain him  Thank you thank you    Thank you

delighted the interviewer

                          they noddedgrinnedsmiledbig  if they could have patted themselves on the back a reachround they would have

Thank you for asking

You’re welcome.

 

 

    then he let it sit  cool

                                  then

he worked silence work against them  stole   their soveryclever ploy  strategy  FILL THE VOID

   

    finally times money he was wasting theirs  they cleared their throat asif he wasnt paying attentionwasnt sitting across the grilling table desk whahaveyou from them

                                                                  cleared their throat again

he watchedhe saw

                     he remained quiet

they played their hand

                               Again.  Where do you see yourself in five years, ten years?

he questioned affirmed  Alive

1214,  Sunday,  30  3. 25

Dire Straits  Money for Nothing  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRDgihVDEko

William James  Philosopher   You familiar

I’ve . . . I believe I’ve heard of him.

Varieties of Religious Experiences

That tells me nothing.

A book he wrote hes  probably    most wellknown for

No.  I don’t think I’m familiar with him.

I read a timely quote by him last night

                                         Had I not begun your practice of reading in bed before sleep I woudnt have gotten to it for a couple of days

Ah.  Then you wouldn’t have bored me today because I’m gone tomorrow on my road trip. You probably would have forgotten to share with me by the time I returned.

Entirely possible

                   My benefit your loss

I see you brought the book.

I did

And you’re gonna read the passage to me.

I am

Can we refresh our coffee first.

We shoud

Is it a long passage?

Its not

Thank God.

A short pertinent passage

                             Ill take a snort in my coffee

Really? Whiskey in the AM?

This is a worthwhile occasion

S’ppose I ought to join you you’re takin’ yours black?

As the Ace of Spades

Clubs are too.

Im more fond of sharp things

Fair enough.

Its a single paragraph tha begins with the authors commentary then slips into the quote

Alright. he held up his mug   Here’s mud in your eye.

Na Zdrowie

they tapped mug  sipped

Ohmy  Tasty coffee

The coffee or the booze?

They compliment each other

Thank you.

Thank you  Youre welcome

                                 It begins  A great nation is not saved by wars  This regards our civil war

The Civil War? You didn’t say James was writing then.

My apologeezs  I knew him you didnt I shoud have said

Please continue, I didn’t mean to interrupt.

No  My mistake

                     It is saved  James quote begins . . . by acts without external picturesqueness; by speaking, writing, voting reasonably; by smiting corruption swiftly – can you say Signalgate – by good temper between parties; by the people knowing true men when they see them, and preferring them as leaders to rabid partisans or empty quacks.

                                                Donald   duck

   Couldn’t resist.

I coud not

approximately 3PMishmash,  Saturday,  29  3. 25

0956,  Sunday,  30  3. 25