the stubby pink googlyeyed fish wedged between the windshield and dash was netted by a triumphantly pleased spider who got a mouthful of yarnsputtered  harrumphed    wandered off to spin a fresh web to capture hard crisp carapaces inject them a little love bite

                               then   later    enjoyed the jug of fresh purplemarled offalwine inside

googlyeye was a gift from a witch who cast a spell on it and told him if he set pinkie on the dash she would stop the crack in his windshield from growing

                                        What do I owe you

You eat me on demand.

he didnt think that was too high a price to pay

Get on it.

    his acknowledgment was mumbled

BABY whatever the hell you mumbled do it again.

mumblemumblemumble mumblemumble  MAWbled MAWbled MAWAWAWAWed she came

                                                                                                   Christ  Ohme ohmy

he dug women who ejaculated

gave her several more deep AWAWAWAWs

                                             STOP!stops not no 

AWAWAWAWed away  stuck his finger up her ass

                                                     Christ!but didnt stop

she lost her mind

                     he swore  later   hed help her find it                                                                   

I swear  Scouts honour

239preferred,  Saturday,  26  10. 24

Max Headroom Nil Headroom reminds him of former  the vapid Ex-president

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzPlotAwm8Y

paint head orange lousy coiffure

                                    stylists didnt have much to work with

A shoo-in

1618,  Saturday,  26  10. 24

had edibles

high coming on

lubricatedanimated with alcohol

                                  his cold clean vodka  buddys Kahlua and Baileys

You ought to try a sip, I think you’ll like it.

Im not Mikey

Mikey?

Life cerealHe likes it!

Christ.  How you seque.

                           Try a sip.

Its sweet yah

Yes.

Viscous

Yes.

Cums been described tha wayI think not

                                            Though I appreciate the offer

nonsense flowed

sense interrupted

on occasion common sense leaned in

You’re familiar with the Dutch tulip boom and bust in the early seventeenth century?

he looked at him and actually crossed his eyes

                                                  You fucking with me Why would I know tha why woud you

I’m an investor.

Youre not you don play the market you read something didnt ya why don you just share rather than ask an inane question

It only seems inane to you because you didn’t know.

Inane  because Id guess not a week ago YOU didnt know either

                                                                     Just share  Don question

You sound angry.

Irritated

         You don want me questioning you on things Ive known a long time an you havent a clue    Do you

A simple question  Binary

I thought it fascinating.

Then share the fascination   Joe In the early seventeenth century sixteehunreds I know century confuses the shit out of you In the early seventeenth century there was an epic boom and bust of tulips in Holland

Tulips distract me

                   I think  two lips  I think  new lipstick Wha do you think Comere an let me try it No no youll smear it Or  you can kiss me   elsewhere

BOOM

       not bust  wee bit of choke

 

 

Are you quite through?

Waylay me I waylay you

    Broken tulips sold for as much six times someone’s yearly salary.

Fortunately Im familiar

                         Something called a mosaic virus I love the word mosaic infected the bulb an caused the flower to break its lock on a single color

An old girlfriend two really great lips adored tulips as much as I adored hers   She shared with me

Tell me you werent fishing for a question despite the fact you were

                                                                         Awfully transparent

Despite you thinking not

    I like thaya keep tryin though

 

Can I refresh your vodka?

Thanks  Ill go in with you

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tulips  https://www.investopedia.com/terms/d/dutch_tulip_bulb_market_bubble.asp

Mississippi  https://www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/09/mississippi-bubble.asp

South Seas Bubble  https://www.investopedia.com/articles/personal-finance/062315/five-largest-asset-bubbles-history.asp

broken tulips  https://amsterdamtulipmuseum.com/blogs/tulip-facts/broken-tulips-the-beautiful-curse

psycho

         path

socio

                 pathetic

apathetic

flummoxed to orgasm

                      What was that?

why were they  she wet he hard

    What was that?

he could have said

                    but he knew them cruel killed a chained barking dog with a bat a cat with a bow an arrow and laughed as it tried twisting back on himselfherself to rid it of an axis axle not of their knowing  and slowly writhing  die

       still laughing

                         wiping tears from their eyes

 

he could have said Youre sick

                                but had walked away

complained to the police

walked to their house and told their mother

told the dogs owner

buried the cat

he detested them

                          pathetic

socio

       path

psycho

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Woowooo step asideaway Mr Tolkien

                                        Storming your cellar door  ambivalent bivalve

Woudbe Shells   Difficult to care to emote when ones boundaries have to be split rather than penetrated

Yes

Ones

Molluscs are sentient  chuckled thinking Shylock  Merchant of Venice

                                                                        If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? hed love to see oysters giggle emit silver quivering threads of bubbles If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? that rare bad oyster which sends us to the toilet waste bucket on our laps as we shit and vomit at the very same time

Mad molluscs

                second phonaesthetic candidate

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Again

Are you not listening to me?

I am

       I just want to know I heard you correctly because the expression on your face explicitly  suggests you believe it

What do you mean I believe it?

You do Please

                  Say again

I said . . . can you hear me?

Im listening

I said, people rise to the level of their incompetence.

You believe tha

                Can you describe a person promoted  rising to their level of incompetence

Describe someone?

Yes

    Why describe someone? Seems self-explanatory.

Sounds self-explanatory

                            Please  Someone

What’s the point?

I believe  its satire

It’s Peter Principle.

Im unfamiliar

You don’t know Peter Principle?

Rising to my level of incompetence

                                         Describe someone   

Cant use me Im already taken

Describe someone . . .

You can make them up

Can you?

Without a doubt

                  I wanna hear your take

Let’s hear yours.

Because you havent one

No, I’m not saying tha . .

. . I am

No.

      I’d like to hear your example.

Very well

A street prostitute

Goes to Keystone West Virginia

                                   Works in a brothel   Cinder Bottom

On her back eight hours a day

   Is that true?

No

     Sarcasm   Satire

Your turn

I got nothing.

Nothing

Next time ya bringup something tha apparently floors have onetwo examples woudya

                                                                                            Ifya have to waste my time entertain me

Thasaid  Nevermind

                           Just try not to waste my time

trying to look but hurt You don’t think you waste mine? 

No

     Shit I tell you woud never ever occur to you an for tha alone  priceless

Timeless

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1438,  reggaefriday,  25  10. 24

https://www.gsb.stanford.edu/faculty-research/publications/peter-principle-theory-decline

 

Americas a garbage can

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nhDAmHTx-zc

 

when you vote

youre attesting to who you are

you are cosigning what America will be

1527,  reggaefriday,  25  10. 24

I was folded just right

                        Just shy of polymicrogyria   Hence my prodigious memory

Yeah.

       Compared to who?

You for one

Youre always skating on thin ice  Why youre a lousy storyteller

I can tell a story.

Yah  Then why don ya Im willing to listen

                                                 Tell me a little story

I’m not going to tell you a story.

Why

I’m not telling you one.

    Because

I’m not.

Because

            You havent one to tell

he motionedcocked his head

Don  Yahavent  No shame

                              Im bummed you don  Yacant

    Under glass Sulci an gyri ordered their bone ceiling replaced  Theyd heard of blue skies white scalloped clouds  Yellow sun Pale ghost waning moon

They imagined

 

Then they thought  brain agreed

                                       Arent we running this show

Feebly vainly the human responded  But I’ll be bald.

Youll be crazily unique Anya wont have to shave your head   We can do this

                                                                                        Whaddaya say Tarzan

Remember  First kid on the block  Envy of the neighbourhood

    We can do this

You think?

We think

    You really think?

they held their tongueswanted to chide Do we think

Woudnt say if we didnt

suddenlyenthusiastic pushed from behind not that they knew I’m in!

Howbout dem apples huh

                            sang softly Blue skies nothing but blue skies coming our way

    The End

As I said Folded just right

reggaefriday,  13  9. 24

1107,  reggaefriday,  25  10. 24

https://www.nature.com/articles/s42003-024-06175-9#:~:text=The%20sulco%2Dgyral%20pattern%20is,and%20cognition%20is%20largely%20unknown.

https://today.ucsd.edu/story/study-identifies-cause-for-excessive-folding-of-gyri-in-human-cerebral-cortex#:~:text=Most%20animals%20with%20large%20brains,cognitive%20functions%20of%20the%20species.

Kazukii  Way Out  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TYT9P-So9c

Willie Nelson  Blue Skies  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SI4ZTXOi6Ew

Benzs

she was a Benz

howd he get so lucky

her friend

            also a Benz

they were lovers

                  Benz One said of B Two

when BTwo strolled erotically  over her feet didnt touch the ground he intended to ask

                                                                                          but

when she arrived they kissed deeply passionately

                                                     he was aroused

breaking their embrace BTwo said Hey Dude.

                                                after Halloween  he hadnt cut his hair or goatee yet Vegas happened

he met BOne on the rooftop bar  she had approached himhad to buy him a White Russian  Wait for my girlfriend to get a load of you.

                she pointed her out across the bar  brilliant radiant against the now unfocused unfocusable skyline  she was chattingup two women across the rooftop from them

                                                                  You’re her favorite cinema character.

She may want to fuck you. Not fantasise but . . Fuck. You.

he chuckled thought the alcohol might be talking

                                                 Youll forgive me Id try her on for size

She decides to try you on, we’re joined at the hip.

                                                    Up . . . for that?

Die an go to Heaven

breaking their clinch BOne whispered into BTwos ear lascivious grins

                                                                                 she said  Dude, care to have drinks in our room?

Id love to

 

 

he took a breather couldnt keep up

                                     they touched himstroked his chest arms legs cock  when they could

he wasnt ignored

was an accessory

he went for water

stood at the foot of the bed  sipped it

                                        admired their beautiful asses breasts pussies spines shoulders throats legs feet

    set the glass down

time to get back in the game  Gimme some room

                                                    entered them amid humoured soft giggles  erotic mews

    Benzs

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he jumped the fence into the grade schools playground there were fivesix ballfields

                                                                                        he was supposed to pickup his daughter and her friendfriends

Hey!

      walking on a dead bead towards him was a bodacious youth thirteenfourteen  hed seen her at a lot of sporting events  games   she was athletic  

                                      Hey!

Yah.

she walked right up to him

                             Your daughter, a few friends, left with a woman, believe your wife, seem to recognise her, she's awfully goodlooking.

Thank you

I’ll blow you for a quarter. I need to make a telephone call.

rolled his eyes after they went to her mouth

                                                    Howbout I give you a quarter

I’ll blow you for it.

I think your underage

I know I am. Still.  I’ll blow you.

For a quarter

                 I think if youre going to be a business woman you ought to correctly monetise your product  commodity

Yathink?

           I’m giving you a severely discounted awesomely preferred rate.

Jesus

Wouldn’t blow him.  I don’t think he was circumcised.

                                                              I imagine you are.

flipped her a quarter

she caught it deftly

                         So no.

I appreciate the offer

she unzipped her blouse pulled out one of her tits

JESUS  To be thirteenfourteen again

My Mom’s told me nothing’s for free.

                                        Thank you.

he croaked  Youre welcome

he was going to give his wife hell for not communicating she was collecting the girls and what transpired

                                                                                                                it wasnt the first time hed been hit on

   

1445,  Thursday,  24  10. 24

. . . a factor  not the reason

What are you talking about?

I heard it a television interviewbut for the life of me I cant remember who replied who asked

                                                                                                 The interview must have been compellingI  I usually entertain prefer panel discussions multiple points of view

Possibly it was a panel discussion.

    A panel of one

Are you sure?

Had it been a panel I would not have called it an interview

                                                              Panel Interview  Two different words

I was just suggestingthought I might shake something loose.

                                                                  Nevertheless. Factor. Reason. Explain.

Edgy  Pointed   Talking like me Rubbing off

Perhaps.

Factor In some event means it had an effect

                                               Reason Why something happened Not just one possible part factor of the explanation

I had not conceived of that  concretely

Though understood immediately

Im grateful I heard it

Nothing shaking?

    No

And so, what’s your takeaway?

Hone ones interrogation

That’s brusque.

Why ask if you don truly want to know know completely in toto

                                                                    Why accept a mere parcel Your time why waste it

The reason Comprised of factors

Still.

      Interrogation.

Youd rather interview

Discuss.

Rumour

          Myth

                  Lie

Disgusting

How’d we get here?

You asked

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they worked on him for two hours

                                    Come on man, work with us, gives us something.

finally

Calling it.

panicked  What?

We’re calling it.   Time?

Time, uh looking up at the clock on the wall tenfiftyeight TEN Fiftyeight.

Thank you.  Thank you.   Make note of that please.

                                                          I’m going to call his wife.

Best you.

    Why would you say that?

You met hertold her when she brought him in that you didn’t knowyou’d do your best. We’d did our best.

                                                                                                              I think, no I know, she’ll appreciate hearing it from you.

From me.

Yes.

    From me.   You’re right.

Excuse me.

Marlene.

Yes.

This is Maurice.

Oh Maurice, yes.

Yes, ahh.  I’m afraid I have bad news.

                                               heard her suck in her breath

Bad news?

Yes. Bad news.  I’m afraid we . we couldn’t . . .

No her voice caught   No.

I’m . I'm afraid . . . we couldn’t . help.

But you thought . .  her voice broke

I did, I did.

              I’ve not seen this before.

Marlene. 

          I believe he’s still in the throes of his orgasmwe can’t get the crazed smile off his face.  I recommend cremation . . to the open coffin and burial we hoped.

I know you were private people.

she sobbed  Yes.

                   We’re . . private people.

1625,  Monday,  16  9. 24

2302,  2sday,  22  10. 24

Steve Miller Band  The Joker  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2uzhUWRsd0