2.12.23


Have you heard of the Sphere in Vegas? Beth asked  Bennie nodded   they knew

they had that on him
                     but his high was just coming on they were going to dull it out the gate  hed have to shut them down
rude if necessaryhe could do that  werent no skin off his ass
                                                                  No

No?  Bennie asked with an eyeroll

he eyerolled back I don know anything Vegas
                                                 Not my kind of town like Sinatra coud have sang

He sang Chicago’s my kind of town. You can relate.

You obviously did I see no foolin you

   he frownedjust a bit You’re fooling with me.

As I said
          No foolin you  Sphere   Wha of it

It’s spectacular.

Have you been there Beth

   she crooked her head like a dog listening to a dog whistle No.

How do you know its spectacular

I’ve seen the advertisements, they came in on my social media.
                                                                  Oooh.  You don’t have social media.
I do not  Me an Groucho

that threw her a curve

She doesn’t know who Groucho is.
                                     Why Groucho?

He and I woud refuse to join any club that woud have us

Social media’s not really a club.

Bennie The way it beatsbatters people over the head makes me believe otherwise  Not my kind of society Like bab au rhum ba ba ba bum

What? they crooned in unison

High Society
              Wannabe social media makes me want to puke
it looked like it hurtpanties twistin tha hard
                                              High Society is a movie Crosby Sinatrayah him again Louie Armstrong Grace Kelly  Next July we collide with Mars

Beths eyes were frosting over

Whakinda shit social media do you followNo I donwanna know a rhetorical question You understand tha

she squirmed bit probably working the panties out of her buttcrack she didnt strike him as a woman who wore thongs I do.

Fantastic
           Sally forth with the spectacular sphere

Its enormous. It has the ability on its surface inside and out to flash untold images, contiguous facets or a singular image, say, an orange Jack-o’-lantern for Halloween.

Are we talking strobe effects Epilepsy
                                          Im sure if entering a patron woud have to sign a waiver shoud they seize
Have psychs evaluated the risks

Jesus. You’re making assumptio . .
. . Assuming possible risks inherent risks  Odds ifya will
                                                                Its fuckin Vegas man
You have an issue with Vegas?

No more than social media

We’re going.

Knock yourselves out

You don’t think it’ll be awesome?

Beth
      Id prefer a sensory deprivation chamber  Im sparkedup enough with my own sensory barrage  But thas me
Knock yourselves out

If I covered you?

No Bennie Not even if you covered me
                                         Thank you though

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Bing Crosby Frank Sinatra  Well, Did You Evah (from High Society)

Victor.

he wasnt but the gentleman hailing him thought he was
he didnt correct him
                      Hiya Mike

It’s good to see you again, Victor.

he didnt correct him because Mike admitted the last time they saw each other he usually didnt remember names Faces. Yeah. But not names.

the reason why he likely remembered Victor was because he named him 

Mike named his children

he remembered them

Joe wasnt going to take Victor away from the old manhe dulyshined remembering his name

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1450,  Saturday


from where he stood an appealing blonde behind mirrorshades driving a shiny silverblue electrified SUV sat headturned to him  eyeballing him  while waiting at a red to exit a shopping complex

Brutha yastill got it

Woudyahush

Wha Why

Interruptin the vibe
                     Tryin to take it home
Yaint talkin

Wid my eyes knucklehead wid my eyes

Which yawoud never have lifted if I hadnt nudgedtold ya to lookup out of your book

True thas true Thankye bro

Yahyabetcha

she took her right hand from the steeringwheel gently waved to him like a Miss America
                                                                                              ring on her left Mrs America
breasts shouldersup she looked enticing hair sweptback like mussed by wind

he noddedsmiled holding the book in both hands he tipped the top of it to her

the light had turned green
she grinned

      the pickup truck behind her finally blew his horn
she startledgrinned HUGE  
                            her right hand started to her mouth then fell to the steeringwheel deep dimples

She didnt cover her mouth

She did not

We like tha

We do

they watched her turn left into the intersection
                                                 she glanced once more tossed a wave which was abbreviated as she disappeared behind a paneltruck

Thawas nice
               Thanks for the tip off

Anything for a pal   

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1120,  Saturday,  2  12. 23


he said it as Carol Ann said in the film Poltergeist  They’re baack 
                                              5’s baack
5:55

a weekanahaf earlier 5s crowded his mornings
thought he shookem
                     NOPE  No sirree
taking a peek in the studiocaught the clocks illuminated hands he tried to think Five to Six but instead FiveFiftyfive

backing into the hall walking backup it returning to bed he sighed Ohbrother
                                                                                  he tried imagining how hypnagogic was going to have its way with him


the preceding hypnopompic had been generous
                                                  Legs loong legsnever did learn her real name ID-ing her he confirmed her picture her birthdate over 21 he could sell her the liquor he helped her pick out
an Irish whiskey

for some damn reason management wanted it kept on the lower shelf which was virtually on the floor

Legs was wearing a short brightyellow sundress really set off her tan
he was considerate
                     he got down on his hands and knees
a bottle he thought shed like wasnt fronted and knowing the crew he worked with lazy with a capital L there was a good chance one or two had been carelessly pushed to the rear of the shelving
                                                                              yup three bottlesdusty bottlesembarrassing bottles

Is there one? she asked batedbreath

reaching in deepturning his headlooking up to her Three

Oh goody.
           she was considerate  excited  she lifted the hem of her sundress with both hands  shared of a good loong view of her thighs her panties  was smiling  was breathlessly   she thank him for getting down

as is within hypnopompics power that scenescenario played out like various takes in a film much to his pleasure
to his very pleasure
last take
Legs
       wasnt wearing panties

her tan was uninterrupted

   oddly
           he usually didnt hyperdream of people he knew
he couldnt wait to tell her the next time he saw her


Well he thought Maybe 5s would traipse in kindlytreat him well in the hypnagogic
he was curious
                 would Legs be waiting
in the backseat of her car
sans panties

      his anticipation kept him up

hypnagogic hide

he didnt sleep

eyes shut

blackout

   as Porky Pig would say That’s all, Folks!

1020,  Saturday,  2  12. 23

1.12.23

 
   So  disgruntled    So . . . 
they turned out to be more prudish than even he could imagined  and he imagined exceptional well
mirrors tweaked them
                        might suppose they couldnt do two things at once
watch themselves fuck in a mirror

   onto another tack
                      hed go cerebral might be able to drag them along Sorry Olivia he apologised So sorry baby  They aint physical

. . . Awright you two lets leave the dance studio in the rearview mirror made him chuckled  Awcomon thawas funny
humourousless cuntsWOW

I thinkNo no I believe   I believe our brain is a limiting organlimiting our senses receptions   Any takers they had too  they were limiters 

How do you mean?

Wha I said Beth
                    Like a baffler
A baffler?

   Yes balking foiling frustrating thwarting Hittin the brakes when yare rarin to go Go GO
                                                                                                           though she may never have gone too preachy

      Maybe.

he suppressed an eyeroll You Bennie  Playing

I’m thinking.

   Limiting
            Open the floodgates let it flow no right or wrong simple conversation

Possibly.
             he wanted to be incredulous but couldnt thad be fiction  Bennie didnt like to commit be held to his word accountable  he believed he was being flexible

Maybe


Possibly


Possibly maybemaybe possibleFuck
                                          One of you two run with the ball

No. said Bennie You’ll just interrupt have two cents to chip in.
Yahprobably
               Better than no sense

1511,  Reggaefriday,  24  11. 23
1215,  Reggaefriday,  1  12. 23
Olivia Newton John  Let’s Get Physical  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWz9VN40nCA
Frankie Goes to Hollywood  Relax  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yem_iEHiyJ0


. . . Oohlala
           he interjectedinterrupting very femininely and Frenchy tickled himselfhe chuckled  though unable to continue his falsetto
             they were discussing that the missionary positionin their opinion opinions about sex can be contraproductive chilling was the most romantic most intimate way of sharing nearly made him flip  
                                                                                      then flat  unmusical  oneeighty from Frenchy in a hoarse voice Oohlala Wha the hells with you two he actually sounded like someone who smoked too many cigarettes an had been screaming at his old lady

they turned on him at once maybe they thought intimidating chorused What’s with you?  then Beth piped in angrily  Have you ever made love?         

as unmusical  making dead fisheyes DUH
                                              But Id rather have sex than make love You make loveget it out of the way time to get beasty

Bennie trying to impress Bethnot that that was going to get him into her pantshe still didnt know  I prefer making lov . .
. . Boring
            Boring love Aint no oohlala there was a slight Frenchy lilt but yaknow wha is

Oh Christ. muttered Bennie he turned to Beth  You might not want to hear this.

What?you think I can’t handle his perversions?

Shes a big girl
               ThoughBeth you may agree it aint perverted  Im seeing a dancer Fifi  names have been changed to protect the innocent he laughed that also tickled him Though Fifi  not so innocent
Oh Christ.
Oh Bennie oh Bennie  oohso unimaginative Bennie
                                                       No oohlala
You want to spit it out so we can get past this, return to love and romance? 

   Necrophilia
                 Gimme something with heat an a pounding heartYAH Ill get on with it painting only in broad strokes  then emphaticallyenthusiastically leaning back in the folding chair briefly pantomimed tugging his cock
                                                                                                             sitting forward he enjoyed their eyerolls their he supposed necessaryrequired disgust to counter his uncouthness
he laughed I did say broad strokes
Anywho
         Met Fifi at the dance studio she attends  went into an smaller antestudio Private Mirrors on every wall   You can imagine  Or maybe you cant  Ill say the only thing lacking was a mirror on the ceiling
                                                                                               UNbelievable
the Frenchy returning to his intonation My supple seductive fit oohlalalala Fifi
 
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he rubbed the back of his neck hard
then lookingup he glared
                           An again  Ive been mischaracterised  misconstrued
My words possibly actions continue to be interpreted incorrectly an Ill not to be fitted into what or how someone else thinks
Misconstructed

   Misconscrewed

You said that.

I have not ought to really listen when I speak he laughedgrowled in his throat Too busy formulating replies arguments Yacant hear wha I say
                         So no I didnt say

Misconstrued. I heard you.

If thas whaya heard best get your ears cleaned out

What did you say?

No fun explaining a joke to a joke
                                    he pickedup his drink off the clothcovered table where he set it so he didnt toss it in his face would have been a waste of a drink he rarely ordered  turned walked away
HEY.

   his dead mother leaped in Let me handle this. she could be a furious sparkplug and knowing that as a kid he leveraged it let her loose on many an unsuspecting adult  a Momma Bear  Have at it  he turned back smiled wistfully Hay is for horses.  Thanks Maw     

walking away they chortled together over the top of his tumbler before he sipped from it

Misconscrewed?

he swallowed  Not bad huh

What a pain in the ass.

Learned from the best

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1942,  Thursday,  30  11. 23
0930,  Reggaefriday,  1  12. 23

30.11.23


speakingpoignantly from a males point of viewnot to diminish a lesbians perspective

truly
      how much time does one really get to spend with a pussy   it aint a dog
dogs beckon
they demand time
they need devotion attention

pussies
          on the other hand
independent
confident
           do not require constantbrooding  attention
and those that do
                    he deemed high maintenance
attracting a certain kind of malecertain kind of female willing to putup with afford that particular pussy

   this consternation only arrived when he thought about his thrownaway feral                                                                                                                              bigfoot a neutered pussycat
bigfoot could take him or leave himhadnt  also wee spayed  RKORico spayed Robert Knock Off likely her old man Robert was a huge orange Tom he wouldnt want to tangle with

he really didnt get much time to share with them
                                                    watered them fed them   DISMISSED
which frankly wasnt any different inside his house

four housecats of feralfounding
                                 the Queenmother october her offspring shy leftie bomber who she sprung between his legs Robert their Daddy

when he tried to spend time with them they were busy no idea doinwha

when he was busy they tried to spend time with him

on occasion they reconnoitered
                                 though never felt like it was long enough
and his girlfriend
                    he never she never they never felt theyd ever have enough time
 
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1124,  Thursday,  30  11. 23


the layman came around the corner of the church Excuse me, Joseph.

Joe

he hobblestepped
                   Oh, excuse me. Father asked me to fetch you, he said your name was Joseph . .
. . Joe

Joe.

Correct

Alright. Father sent me to ask you to please see him in the rectory.

Wrecktory Thasounds right


Yes Fadder

That’s Father.

Fadder

Father.

Fodder

Really Joseph.

Joe

Really, Joseph.

Joe
     Fodder  Really yourself 

Jos . . Joe. Your mother asked me. So I agreed. Somewhat hesitantly. I'm allowing you to do your community service hours here.

And I appreciate that

You do? he sounded incredulous

I do

Then please explain the signs you painted and set up around the grounds for the sale to be held Friday.

slipping on his most innocent puss a hardsell no matterdidnt save him when he was younger from punishment the nuns contrived when he continued laughing at Biblical stories he found humourous
                                                                 Whas to explain You coud have called it a sale
anger flushed his throat
                         You will go around, collect them, whitewash them, then repaint and post them again. The word is spelled B A Z A A R. Bazaar.   Do you understand?

Yes

I am also revoking the time you spent making and posting the first iterations.

Yes

   Do you have anything to say? Apologize?

No

Really?

We have to find you a better interlocutory Fadder Latin interloqui  I N T E R L O Q U I Interrupt

I know the word.

I know you know youre a priest
                                  I like words too   Except when theyre Greek to me he chuckled

Father turned his wrist looked at his watch
                                               It’s nearly noon. You’ll not take lunch. I expect you to accomplish your task before Four.  Again. I am striking the five hours you spent making your . . . your what . . what shall we call it . error?

No  Lets call it semantics   Shall we
                                         Im on it Fadder  Have no fear
he excused himself left the room


first sign was at the foot of the steps near the iron railing leading up to the nave  he attached it to a stakepounded it into the earth among the reefs compact evergreens  Parsons Juniper
                                                                         Fodders sharp he said to no one 

B I Z A R R E

F R I D A Y

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1039,  Thursday,  30  11. 23

29.11.23


Whadayas think

the gagglethe gang got together  got stupid

he was emcee
               for without theydnot he  steepsilently slipsilently into their heads  hadnt the vaguestnerve notions how to relate the riot going on insideem
had to punchem in the face
afterwards
             theyd duck

too late
          Whadayas think
one  Think?

Bout anything I can smell popcorn poppin
                                               Someone say something
one clever always
                     Something.

   Awright Howbout this guys an grrls  Grrls tossin meat in your direction                                

twothree growledsnarled
                             some synapses firing  of course   women
Gals
      Guy comes up on ya anasks if youd enjoy havin sensual indulgence or sex withim

   one muttered What’s he gettinon about?why aint he askin sex?what’s sensual indulgence supposed to mean anyhow?that anal?

Sensual I said sensual

You understand rhymes Didya do that on purpose?

Did I coud I woud I   maybe
                               Or maybe an accordion slip
dumbfounded  HUH?

Some think its Freudian but I like the way slips can stretch elongate fold enfold encompass create possibilities make probabilities improbabilities impossibilities Accordion or Freudian Donwanna give him too much credit B C  A D  B C E  C E  B F  A Ft   Before  After Freud
Sure
Anal
Whynot
         he did write a 1908 article Character and Anal Erotism arguing tha through reaction formations sublimation anal eroticism coud  coud later in life turn into character traits of obstinacy orderliness perhaps where being anal comes from an meanness

Later in life

Someone feeling later in life
                              Im not

a couple of gals wagged their heads no

Thaswha Im talkin about
                             Sensual or sex
one   Fuck.  Sure.

Discriminating

No.
     This guy this clown, randy?

Rude aggressive

Yah I don’t want fuck a pansy.

Hes consideratenot a bad boy  he woudnt ask woud he

Probably not.

Maybe hes milk an quirky cookies

What? What’s that?

Donknow kinda rolled off my tongue

Are you asking?

Asking

Sensual indulgence or sex?

   Mebbe
            We get a daisy chain goin Shy ones adios


strike while the irons hot
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1548,  day-between-2-Ts,  29  11. 23
Black Eye Peas  Lets Get Retarded  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrkEc2V3mO4