27.1.23


Wha Your nose is gettin cold

That’s what I said.

Well Dad Winter  Well be getting off this ride soon so I think thall go away

I don’t think so.

Whys that

Have you been messing with the thermostat?

The thermostat 
Yes.

No

You’re sure?

I am Have you been fiddlinround with it

No.  My point is that if you haven’t and I haven't and the temperature’s remained constant my nose is feeling colder and colder.   I need a nose muff. 

   Istha a thing

What did your daughter tell you about is that a thing?

She said when I wonder if thas a thing it is

Yes. Maybe you’ll listen to my granddaughter.  I need a nose muff.

Woudya please not call it tha

Why?

Yare makinme want one

Is your nose cold?

I don need a cold nose to want one

What are you talkinbout?

Sounds like something Id either have to buy at an adult bookstore or on a street corner

   Oh Jeez!                                       

Tookya long enough Dad

1206,  Reggaefriday,  27  1. 23
1636,  Reggaefriday


The Colorado River 
                     he didnt realise that seven states rely on its water nor did he know that the Federal government might be forced(?) to impose cuts for the first time in the water supply to 40 million Americans 

his informants were The New York Times’ Christopher Flavelle and Mira Rojanasakul

he also read that Arizona farmers are expected to bear the brunt of the first cutsHOWEVER he felt the very first cuts ought to be suffered by golf clubsno matter their size or influence and the golfers of all seven states  
Golfing in the desert  oxyMORON

0848,  Reggaefriday,  27  1. 23

https://www.sltrib.com/news/nation-world/2023/01/27/feds-prepare-order-water-cuts/

pull-quote  A majority of the courses, 165 in all, are located in the Phoenix active-management area. The state data shows 89 of these courses rely at least partially on groundwater. During 2019, the records show, they pumped 44,354 acre-feet of groundwater, or 14.4 billion gallons, about as much water as 130,000 typical single-family households. 

26.1.23


when they got to rambling stoned freeassociating there was no way knowing where they were going to come down come up 
          comeuppance pull up your pants yuck yuckyuck

he vouched for idiot savants

Do youhave you actually met an idiot savant?

he let his look linger on his face long enough to make him shift in this seat  he typically sat as he stood 
                                                                                                    I have
Who?
Patrick  he introduced him to Patrick not two weeks earlier   What’s wrong with him?   Nothings wrong with Patrick   He’s not all there.   Yare not all there nor am I Who the fuck are you   I’m just saying . .
. . Yare judging 
                 Who are you 
Patrick Idiot savant He knows more about film actors directors the year films came out standalones sequels  I ask sit back listen to him carry on

I didn’t mean anything . . 
. . Patrick otherwise is a retard otherwise struggles mightily so I play to his strength I cant hold a candle to his prowess 
         Eatin crow

I am. I apologize.

Not me you shoud apologise to


later they wondered if there was such a person as an idiot genius he wondered if they would be assessedascertained according to degrees of autism some scale Venn diagram bellcurve

Spectrum?

Spectrum

I actually think that’s what it’s called.

Ive not heard tha before

You don’t tend to classify . . or judge.

No

   No you don’t. I believe that’s what it is called . . spectrum. 

Were all he saw his eyes startthey started at absolutes Yes all  Inhibited by some sort of mental compromise  derangement Abundant deficient 
                     Life and living are problematic
Next life Im returning as a well cared for a well loved pet 
    
probablyapproximately 230-ish preferred,  Monday,  23  1. 23
1242, Thursday,  26  1. 23

 
   apartheid Israel

https://www.npr.org/2023/01/26/1151627428/palestinians-say-israeli-troops-kill-9-in-west-bank-raid?utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Sentences%201/26/23&utm_term=Sentences

also apparently apartheid Israel has mastered scifi writer Philip K. Dicks notion of Pre-crime the world should believe them because they said so 


no Israeli forces were injuried 9 – 0  
                                               Israel stated two armed suspects were “neutralised”  however when a state reaches into its desertcamouflaged duffelbag for defence with euphemisms their reasonsexcuses will provide uglier incidents to come  similar to the United States invading Iraq without reason other than Republican neocons demanded it or their insipid lie of enhanced interrorgation  euphemism

 

SHITS GETTING OLD AND WORN

1637,  Thursday,  26  1.  23


You like to rank women

Rank? 

   Yes  little surprised ya asked Typicallyyoud agree you look at women through a lens of attractiveness on a scale of one to ten . .
. . Most things are considered on a scale of one to ten. 
Things 
          Which is unfortunate gauche

You don’t.

I don regularly inhabit places where livestock present 
                                                          Livestock  I don imagine thas too audacious in regards to your perceptions sensibilities   Is it

I don’t consider women . .
. . Consider at a glance anshoud they appeal you continue to watch them 
                                                                              For instance Carla Youve been meeting her for monthstalk about her anyet yet  yave not oddly  mentioned her looks

Carla’s looks . .
. . On a scale of one to ten

his head dippedshied to a side asif trying to slip a slap a punch

On a scale of one to ten

   I’d say sixseven . seven.

Six or seven

Seven. 
        Yes. his head relaxedhe committed 

Yawant tenths

No. I don’t want tenths no.

Theyre there

No. I’m good. Seven.

Awright Standing on seven

Christyeah seven. 
                   Where you going with this?

Lemme ask If Carla overheard your sixseven seven   Woudshe be happiermore elated if you said she was a seventy of a hunred

Seventy of one hundred.
Yah

   That’s the same thing as seven of ten.

It is  But with the distinction betterlooking than sixtynine others 
                                                                       One to ten is crap
I woudnt want to be ranked rated one to ten 
he laughed
             Small sample size  inside joke between them

Two-ish,  Monday,  23  1. 23
1127,  Thursday,  26  1. 23


lapalissade French 
                     an obvious truthdidnt know that tautology a statement true by necessity or by virtue of its logical therebe a can of worms its logical form dependent on whos wearing thelogic ERRORhis mistake missed the space his mind a step ahead of him tossed an -o into the works theologic  their theologic form 
                                                                              no longer a lapalissade 

when he was taken out of contextnot taken at his word he got riled

   a second time he firmly said he was disinterested 
                                                         Drop it 

why they took him to mean he hadnt a selfish interest no longer interested was beyond him  he was clear 
look at his face look at his body language 
                                           No I am precisely disinterestedmeaning Im not of the mind or feeling to engage  I am apathetic  blasé 


when disinterested he couldnt be influenced or incited the subject they wanted to discuss was dead to him  inane

Oh come on, you’re curiousyou often tout your curiosity . . how can you say that?

   Whell  howbout as I often chide you  Know thyself 
                                                              I leave shit to shits sake

1136,  Monday,  23  1. 23
0903,  Thursday,  26  1. 23

25.1.23


drifting off last night palegreen panties she shoved them into his breast pocket her hand eager breath scented with peppermint hot chocolate PANTIESflashed in his eyes clamoured immediately after by PATTIES immediately bullrushed by PANTIES then PATTIES PANTIES PATTIES an on an  through their paletranslucent ribbon he watched her slide across the backseat to the car door an leaning against it she flipped her skirt up spread her legs and began masturbating slowly deliberately
              not taking her eyes off him
when in Rome do as the Romans do
he smiled devilishlyleaned against the door unbuttoned his pants pulled his shorts down under his balls and began stroking himself 
                  not taking his eyes off her
each running the others gambit
expressions ticking twitching 
                                eyelids blinking climaxes approaching 
he groanedlet go of himselfSTOPPED 
   she STOPPED
he scooted towards her
she towards him
he took her by the shouldersturned her round pushed her forward grabbed her skirther hips laying back he pulled her to his mouth and lapped and sucked 
she took a handhold  tugged 
he lifted his hips 
heard her laugh huskily 
felt her mouth close over him
he lifted his hips
she took him deeply 
then pushed his hips down while grinding hers against his mouth teeth tongue chin nose 
he gobbled her ass pinched her clit 
she fingered licked his ass 
when they came 
               he WOKE 
Thas not wha they mean 
Woudya shaddup

his hard on waited on him
didnt go off by itself

No wet dream
Woudya shaddup
I may jump ship 
Land where  Ya think it gets better than this

Mariachi cringed 
he saw 
         Yare welcome to your druthers Yacame on your own accord  I aint keepinya   
I may not 
Compared to me  excuse me I believe slim pickinswhy the hall is deep                 

I may not 
Suit yourself

You gonna finish this off 
I came

In your dreams
Damn near the Real McCoy


Dammit 

he loved fucking with his Mariachis
  
‘round 2144,  Sunday,  22  1. 23
1227,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  25  1. 23


vile pensee

 

Santos


Stand by your Man

seems McCarthy is brain dead

Congress’ ivorymilk halls sour

  Kevin Grab your ankles

1659,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  25  1. 23


  dictum a short statement expressing general truth or principle dicktum strummed him 
                                                                                                    did it matter how it was spelled
message came across 


theres Margaret Atwoods
                            Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.

his experience his yardstick measure making women laugh laugh at him with him at themselves shored up fresh introductions and several times proved an aphrodisiac plied too with incense and buttermilkcoloured beeswax candles  

women who are afraid that men will kill them are aware  smart 
he appreciated them 
                      hed rally to their side in a heartbeat those who refused to be victimised

still strumming dicktum 
                           out of the mouths of dumb men 
Mirror, mirror, on the wall, whos the dumbest of them all? Anne Robinson credit where credits due

Thou, O Orange one, art the dumbest in the land. 
                                                    have to recall former issued the dicktum informing Americans he no longer recognised the constitutionally equal authority of the Congress when the House proceeded with his first impeachment 

   happy thats off his chest
1515,  Twosday,  24  1. 23
1111,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  25  1. 23


Manhattens Fifth Avenue

the happening place to be

anything can be had in broad daylight

from shooting someone dead  

to stealing the shoes off someones feet 


   and nobodynobody  will do a thing about it 
    
1817,  Twosday,  24  1. 23
0915,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  25  1. 23

24.1.23

 
   a sleight of hand 
                      defined as manual dexterity or skillful deceit

while he was unpractised and not desirous he did train his eyebid his mind to recogniseto see it as so not to be duped
if things didnt add up he didnt shrug his shoulders accept being confounded  let it go  concede    NO 
AGAINplease

if his reckoning failed
AGAINplease

   if three times unconvinced he backed away  he was not entertained despite his frustration he had no animosity  


this afternoon he mentions sleight of hand as he believes it is the only comparison he could make to the thing

   The Thing

he had never rarely used never beheld such a sight 
couldnt have been a man

he believed perhaps a wraith 
                                not a man 
queerly they exhibited a sleight of body asif their motion positioning were augmentedviewed under a sharp strobe light amid broad daylight  where one usually didnt witness a wraith   insubstantial 
                                                                                           creeped him out 
he saw him from his car 
on the side of the road

thought him at first a hitchhiker

then they glitched

he kept going 


a remote country road shy of a crossroad
the figure under the limbs of deaddying trees
littered brushbramble weeds behind him at his heels

   he slowedhe accelerated 

 

he stopped at a roadside dinner outside of the first town he came to

looked a lot like the littered brushbramble he passed

they advertised on a blackboard sandwich board HOME COOKING smeared with erased chalk         
                                                                                                      maybe shabbymaybe tacky but those qualities spoke to him

the gal at the counter the man at the grill stove in the kitchen were ancient 
they did not glitch

had a huge slice of chicken potpie side of mustardcollard greens black coffee  took them at the counter off a stool 

with dessert a huge slice of apple pie more coffee a halffilled juice glass of hooch courtesy of the cook  Tell me whaya think, boy.  he chokedtongue inflamed  then the heat vanished and was replacedfinished with an oddmarl of grains  Goodness  Cant say Ive ever tasted anything quite like it though I like it   Thoughtya might, don’t offer it to everyone, but can seeyasaw.

Seesaw

Seeyasaw. 
            tipped his closecropped gray balding scalp side to side Along the road. 
Side of the road  Yes

Said seeyasaw saw it in your eyes. Was wondering when you were going to say.

Beat me to the punch I was going to ask

Our boy. He was runnedover. 

his wife chimed  Sorry if he frighted ya. He was taken suddenhad a life ahead of him . . seems his way of beingmeans no harm. 
           Sorry if he frighted you. Hes broke in pieces.

after 1400, Day-between-Two-Ts,  18  1. 23
1150,  Twosaday,  24  1. 23
David Crosby  Song With No Words  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNwFItmfAao


pensee

   a giglet  a giddy playful girl   a lascivious woman 



giglet


pretty panties

pulled aside to play a thigh

in a limned secluded alcove

Aah No  Wasnt her thigh    

1014,  Thursday,  19  1. 23
1457,  Twosday,  24  1. 23


semantics

their words differed not dramatically but sufficiently 
                                                        yet by his friends stage hook his accusation Semantic he insistedbelieved they are saying the same thing   

Yare incorrect I seek to be as exact as I can Say A A equaling A Your B isnt an equivalent B is not A   A matter of lexical semantics
 
   he argued his friends words were generalised generic – hypernym – lacking specificity his alternate a hyponym 
Were not speaking the same language My kernel to your cob of corn Your room lighted by candle mine by klieglight To insistpersist there is an equality isnt being sincere   

displeasure coloured his countenance                                          

Please no hard feelings                                         

Don’t you find it a stretch to suggest no hard feelings when you’re calling me wrong.

Not wrong Inexact 
                   I get tha tha appeals to you  as yave said ya don wanna work tha hard  However tha holds no appeal for me  Words are crucial  or rather I believe its crucial Im understood  not taken out of context

I wouldn’t. 
You do   

   Howbout this Theres hitting a target   An then theres hitting the bullseye

1430,  Monday,  23  1. 23
1013,  Twosday,  24  1. 23

23.1.23

  
  Aristotle  a blank slate kinda guy tabula rasa rascal   he was WRONG 
                                                                             “I knew that it was just not so at birth we were not human beings. I get it that he understood that the mind has a form but he didnt seem to understand what that meant. 
        “The mind has to be capable of its own existence.” McCarthy Stella Maris not Dallas  Woudya stop tha shit awready 
RIGHT haLEFT  hemispheres
                                sides of a coin which side of the bread to butter 
Fuck butter slather 
                  we get one shot at this thing unless the goddesses he always complimented them  their minds complimented their asses tits and shapes  Lookin good girls unless they save our moulds rather than smashing them to repurpose the next us 
                       Cause no doubt well be tucked in that iteration ghost in the machine I Will Fear No Evil  Heinlein wha a muthafucker  Johann Sebastian Bach Smith 
                                                                 cat was hungup Smiths Smithessmitten Valentine Michael Smith Stranger in a Strange Land  GROK
                                      he grokked a couple of chicks but only because they were grokkablethey admitted they were  took them at their word  iftha was grokking Man thawas something else  an out-of-body experience  he didnt often get shots to fuck in clouds an airyblue ether   DRUGS   Wanna shut your piehole   You denying it   Came with the territorybut ya woudnt understand yawere late to the game late to me traipsing round somewhere draggin your knuckles biddin your time Idiot   Our commuting aint no mainline   Ought to complainpoint it out to the proprietors or whaever monikernomenclature they go by Bitch   It doesnt work like tha   No Things work the way they work until someone gets a bug up their ass an demands it If its realistic others followfall in line 


   he digressedwhere was he 
                           Aah  “The mind has to be capable of its own existence.”
Ditto 
     if not were automatons  programmed  signed sealed delivered   fuckin boring  freight

   if anything he sought fright
2125,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  18  1. 23
611preferred,  Sunday,  22  1. 23
Zager & Evans  In the Year 2525  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKQfxi8V5FA


his father told himhe remembers much to his fathers surprise that it was hard to hit a moving target implying he keep moving

he originally thought his father meant while he was in the ring sparringwas good advise but he was young and it wasnt till they moved out of the cityaway from the gym that he understood his father meant it applied to the whole of his life

he recognisedunfortunately too many times  how well his fathers sage advise his dad enjoyed flattery served him 
Right on Dad  right on

   reading an article recently discussing sexuality he had to wonder if hard to hit a moving target wasnt being utilised by members of the LGBTQ+ Oops  IA+ community he disliked acronyms an more so when applied to human beings he took a breath like singing supercalifragilisticexpialidocious gay lesbian bisexual transgender queer intersex asexual collectively
   intersex tossed him then he realised it was a freshened updated term for hermaphrodite  couldnt have sexual orientations end with HA+

asexualism abounded in fact it is referred to as a spectrum orchidsexual an individual experiences sexual attraction but does not desire a sexual relationship or encounter however lithsexual is described as an individual experiences sexual attraction but does not desire a sexual relationship the or encounter dropped 
                                                                                         seemed one couldnt swing a cat by the tail without hitting someone who might be other than original McDonald’s menu items  a hamburger or cheeseburger 
               swinging a cat by the tail can allude to sexual gratification submission or domination whole other can of worms pushing aside asexuality  refers to the saying derived in the Sixteenth Century when sailors were punishedwhipped by a cat o’nine tails

   YES  definitely hard to hit a moving target             

0951,  Monday,  23  1. 23