5.8.22


they were from different cultures

he was Polish

his friend was from Mars
                          Christ yamusave grownup under a rock no relatives around

Getting your panties twisted in a wad because I didn’t, we didn’t, go to the funerals or cemeteries when I was a kid.

Nobody your family anyone you knew growing up died

They did, but we didn’t go.

Ya didnt personally extend your condolences

My parents may have, but we didn'tthey didn’t make us.

No wonder yare cold fish lack sense of loss or grief
                                                      Finish the book The End Close it shelf it Your parents did you no favors

My parents did what they thought was right.

They were wrong shame on them

How dare you . .              
. . Save it  Idve said it to their faces even as a kid
                                                       They deformed you
I’m not deformed.
Oh you are
               Life isnt life without death    

Just because I see death differently than you.

Stop  Yave rarely seen death then when ya didyou looked away quickly 
                                                                              Yare like a character in a colouring book  an outline drawing   uncoloured 

Because I wasn’t raised like you doesn’t diminish me or left me uncolored.

  Uncoloured  Lacking depth an breadth
                                            We coud argue though I know already  yare convinced IQ is more important than EQ

It is.
It isnt  IQ only helps
                      Ya havent lunched in a cemetery

Eaten in a cemetery? disgust was evident would have spoiled his appetite  No.
                                                                               I’ve been in cemeteries.
Passed through not visited

What’s to visit?nothing’s there . . they’re dead.

  Dead  Gone an forgotten

Not forgotten.

Good How often do you think of friends and family youve lost


Not often.

Thanks for being honest I wake every morning an lay in bed an one at a time by name I wish them good morning I imagine themsee their faces I witness different memories I had with them or those they shared with me Theyre not dead Were only dead when no one remembers us when no one says our name


Well . . that’s you.

suntime,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  3  8. 22
1315,  ReggaeFriday, 5  8. 22


they were unfortunate thoughts
he was responsible 

then responsible for airing them
                                      but
maybe they shouldnt have asked him what he thoughtthats on them
on brightboy and brightergirl

How bright

Debatable

Which thought to ask

Who thought to press before he went off like a firework a jumping jack spinning nutsaimlessly on the ground he was stonedsipping cold gin and tonics in the dappled shade under a sycamore and sun

Really? they flinchedsaid in chorus

Ill assume thawas rhetorical ya heard me

Filter. said bright boy

he negotiated with his filterrather his communal filterholders the Mariachi the marauders his internalised shehes an heshes who have spiced his whole life since he first exposed thembroke into their thriving anthill they were none too happy forced into the light
                             anthey anhe agreed Givin em both barrels they asked
Thas wha I thought
Before you do give us a headstart  brainmatter is hard to wash out
Count
Five

One they scurried  two three four five   wasnt too stonedcoud still count to five

Race to the bottom kids Woudya rather be a paedophile or an atheist Which is the lowest form of human being
Really?

Woudya rather be Asian or a black transgender female

Where is this coming from?

Im picking them off my pseudointellectual jujitsu Chinese menu the Cocktail Hourinspired offerings Whaelse woudya have on it  Mums not allowed to be the word
Brightboy
Brightergirl be thinkin      

Ill buy yas some timehold onto your thoughts I gotta take a leak
                                                                     he got up out of his brightblue poly Adirondack chair
Can I bring anything back when I return

  nothing
like talking into the ether
he wished theyd close their mouths
filled with gobsmack
Its gobsmacked
It is
        Shall we fill them with Godsmack
Godcum
Oh I like Godcum molds to the mouthtastes like vanillawhite spongecake
Yum
Yumcum
Off the cock tail hour psuedomenu
Clever When I return
Ya think theyll have anything
Ought to  Freeing their minds they shoud   Theyre stoned too

 

Well

Brightboy
Nothing came to mind.

Im disappointed

Brightergirl she hadnt gotten high since last century looked like a deer in headlights  
NO.

Im disappointed

Paedophile or atheist Asian black transgender female a veritable clusterfuck plucked fresh from the menu


Neither of you are going to say
BOO 
Keep it down
                 Apparently no jailbreak 
We tried
We did 
            Nice weather were havin

YES! they chorused enthusiastically

1639,  ReggaeFriday,  18  2. 22
1207,  ReggaeFriday,  5  8. 22
Zappa  Who Are The Brain Police?  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuABc9ZNtrA

4.8.22


  a cumbubble  creamy froth 
                               he struggled to keep it tucked in his mouthwithhold it but her insipidness she was nice enoughnot his cup of tea was getting the better of him why they placed him beside her or her beside him at the reception shitty wingmen  boggled his mind

they knew each other in passing yet when he passed he kept right on goingPassed GO! collected two hunreddollars didnt look back he thoughtbelieved when he or anyone gave another their back they werent being coy seemed selfexplanatory 
                     afterwards hed have to explain
Don do it  an internal Mariachi interlocutor pretty confident this was a shehe

Because

While the conversation . .
. . I didnt bring up . .
. . I didnt say you did . .
. . Felt asif yawere going to imply . .
. . Maybe  a bit . .
. . Thank you Appreciate your honesty   Please continue  

As I was saying while the conversation is rife for grotesque elaboration you can try to be better

Grotesque  but humourous

Our humour leans black

We agree

Agree black humour or agree to try to be better

Im not

Shell be offended

Possibly

Wanna bet

She coud redeem herself if she isnt

Bet

Sure

Its a drag itll have to be a gentlewomangentlemans bet

I knew it

You had doubts

No A simple affirmation  Anyes it is unfortunate its only a bet in word not a sum-zero outcome  Cum

Getting warmed up

I am


she was like a ship dashed on rocks devastated sunk

he wasnt responsible for the encouragement 

that fell to the wingman wingwoman

he told them to stay out of his affairs

oral sex

cumbubbles

a game he played with an talented old girlfriend

after head shed lay back

hed press on her belly

shed make a bubble

he quit pressing

shed suck it in

hed pressed again

another bubble

an on 

  the climax 
              hed press real firm an shed make an enormous cumbubble looking closely he could see his reflection

Now thats talent

 

she should have never brought up unique talents

330,  ReggaeFriday,  18  2. 22
1154,  Thursday,  4  8. 22


another casual pensee that preternaturally parked its ass before his eyes


on-line

sit on your ass

tap the keys tickle yourself

sittin in the dark isolated

DoorDash Grubhub Pornhub

1418,  Day-between-Two-Ts, 3  8. 22
1652,  Thursday,  4  8. 22


Here! he held his hands palmup elbows bent ninetydegrees wagged his fingers towards him asif he was a chemistry student wafting sulfuric acids scent NEVERever put your nose directly over a container and inhale HERE!  Give it to me.

You coud have brought your own clipboard

I don’t often have ideas worth noting.

No ya don gave him a cold fish look

Give it to me. fingers twitching Likely your reading has informed you but given your typical venues I’d say you haven’t drawn a bubble diagram beforenot a tool you’ve handled at all ever.

I have heard an seen them I have not constructed one
                                                         he surmised this was his punishment for offending his sensibilities with his earlier cumbubble elaboration

Fine, then give me the clipboard pen, watch and learn.

in the center of the page he drew a large squat oval inside it printed Sunshine he added abbreviated lines radiating from it if the sun were a jellybean and stepped on itd look his childish drawing he keep ovaling with the pen oblong oblong fortifing its cellular wall

eventually he was pleased  There.

There

If you had to, what bubble would you draw next?

Im tryin to catchup with wha inspired this  playin your cards mighty close to your vest friend You havent said  Ill assume you intend to surprise me

You’ll see.

at eight oclock he drew a hard line terminated it with a circle and inside printed fusion(s) another short line stemmed off it a smaller oval inside Energy
                                   he sat backseemed pleased with himself 
he shook his head If yare expectin accolades don hold your breath This afternoon we didnt discuss fusion  physics

Though you can agree it's an offshoot of Sunshine.

I coud if you can tie it into our conversation

he was looking superiorCheshire Catish

Too soon friend to smile

Oh, you’ll see. baa . .   

sounded like he said brilliant under his breathhed be the last to confer tha
                                                                          Show me

four oclock he lanced another line a broad arrowhead another squat chubby oval though smaller than Sunshine
he printed nothing inside it

An thas

That’s to be determined. he didnt seem sure of himself
                                                       its cell wall was a hasty singular linenot round and round
an ephemeral ellipse

ten oclock short line small hasty ellipse inside Star
eleven line equal ellipse inside Yellow
one oclock line smaller oblong labeled  Happiness
midnight longer line even smaller oblong urine? off it  three oclock  even smaller oblong tinge of urine to the right a short umbilical uterus   asparagus inside it

back to the squashed jellybean sun         

six oclock a line shorter than either the fusion(s) or larger empty ova at four a dollop  inside printed CUM in smaller script beneath it his name Joe
                                which was accurate 
                                                   bright boy laughed itd be the last time he let him use his Bear-of-a-Clip
while laughing his hahas shook his handmessed with his letters at the top of the page he printed Richard Pryor

he shook his head  I think you think this is clever

It’s brilliant! I tied all the aspects we talked about into a bubble diagram . . which is its purpose. 


  Pryor  “They say civilian people, we can save people, you know. Give them mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. I don’t know. You know what I mean, cause if I’m walking down the street and I see some mother fucker laid all out and slobber and shit hanging out of his mouth, he ain’t gonna make it. You know what I mean? I’m gonna say, say bro, I don’t think you’re gonna make it, unless you can get somebody to wipe that shit off your mouth. Right, cause you could be giving somebody mouth-to-mouth resuscitation and they die, and death ease down your lungs. Death don’t give a fuck where it goes. And if they can get two for one, that’s a good day for Death. And if you ever have to go to the hospital, which I hope you never do, carry your own piss with you, cause that’s what they want. Soon as you get in the hospital they want some blood, and some piss. You always have the blood, but you never have the piss. And they get mad at you. You’re not gonna leave here till you piss in that bottle. And you never can piss. You ever tried it? Can you turn on some water, please. And if you do start, you need eight or nine bottles, right, nurse! Hurry up, I’m not gonna make it! And they be so nonchalant with your piss, right. They’ll be talking about, this your piss, thank you. I could never grab nobody’s piss like that, jack. I’d have to have some prongs and shit before I grab some piss. I’d be going, all right, I’m going in to get the piss now. All right, I have the piss, clear the hallway, I’m coming through. Everybody, back off, please. And then they hook your ass up to that machine, you know, where you look like Frankenstein. You get to watch your life beep away. Right, you be beep, beep. You be watching, too, jack, cause if you see beeeeeeeeeep, that’s your ass. Right, I woke up one morning, I saw beeeep, I said, ahhhhh! Beeeep, beeeep, beeeep, beeeep, beeeep, beeeeeeep, beeeep, beeeep, beeeep. Cause the hospital ain’t no place to get well. That’s the truth, that ain’t no joke. You can die in there and nobody give a fuck, unless you John Wayne or somebody. See, John Wayne can kick death’s ass. Didn’t he? I mean, the dude, he had cancer one time, kicked death’s ass. Open heart surgery, John Wayne kicked death’s ass. John Wayne just say, get the fuck out of here, Death.


maybe the unnamed secondbiggest chubby oval was for The Duke but he lost his train of thought
                                                                                                       he was high

1606,  ReggaeFriday,  18  2. 22
1457, Thursday,  4  8. 22


. . . Was was is before was was was.

he saw that he was very pleased with himself 
                                                  Been hidin tha one away he replied Although I think its Before was was was, was was is. but why split hairs
Was was is until it isnt 

In Latin its great fun too Ante erat, erat, erat, erat. When writing it out I cant help but think Anteater anteater anteater anteater
          Then I cant help but imagine Anteater an teater a teater ate er teat
 
hed dropped eyes into his beer  looking up he saw his expression  priceless
                                                                                  Hey man  got a little gobsmacked on your face

You just can’t help yourself, can you?

Canned nah  Im better enjoyed raw

Why do you have to be sexual?

We are arent we his eyes roved   I am 
                                          Coarse is the A B Cs easily understood anbesides  I was born in the gutter   You cant imagine the graffiti scribbled on my tabula rasa Wasnt Lockes racial white blank slate waitin for the senses and experiences to write on to their hearts contentcan you imagine if someones senses werent sharphoned being dull  blunted  a dullard a dolt
Dagnabit

I said nothing to take offense

Yet you do

For tha the next beers on you


he sighed deflatedlooked back down into his beer did his hapless shrug  maybe its carbonation would scribble a retort

330preferred,  ReggaeFriday,  18  2. 22
1022,  Thursday,  4  8. 22

3.8.22


she liked the sculpture on the cupboard in the kitchen she always remarked on itstroked it whenever they entered but she couldnt remember what kind of wood it was

he gave her hintscouldnt help but think she was playing with him

shed catch the expression on his face 
                                        Im sorry you look bemused For whatever reason I can’t seem to remember.

A hard wood

I know it’s a hard wood. she stroked its neck wingsran her finger under its hooked beak You got it in Alaska.

Id think if you can remember tha youd remember

Alaska’s big.

he laughed  Thahas nothing to do with anything babe

I’m just saying. she smiled slayed him with her dimples  disarmed him

Is it walnut
No.

Teak

she was tempted   No.

Mahogany
 
  No.   Closer.

Closer

Syllables.

Yare killin me dimples deepened more disarming

he stepped forwardkissed her rocked back on his feet
What was that for?

For your incredible dimples your syllables   Yes  Three

Threes not a hint. I can count.
Hickory

Now you’re trying to trick me. Not hic-kor-y, smart ass.

Black wal nut
No.
    Ya lookin’ for a bust in the mouth?

he dropped his eyes to her breasts wolfishly Yes please

she put her hands up over her chest Let’s stay on point.

Im beginning to point . .
. . Would you stop?!
You started

Wood.

Keep teasin me

The WOOD.

Keep teasin me youll have your hands full Think Ill fuck me a dimple  he laughed
STOP.
          WAIT!    I think I’ve got it.
Holdin my breath


Ironwood. 
Atta baby ya did it

Thank you.
              I am pleased with myself.
You please me

One thing more

Yes?

   Ironic wood

It’s ironwood.

It is 
     Ironic wood

her big beautiful eyes darted side to side  I don’t know, what’s ironic wood?

A small hard on

she went to shove him with both arms but he captured her by the wristspressed her up against himreleased onethrew his arm around her hugged her hard
                                        then kissed her as hard

releasing her Baby yare a good sport
                                         Whall we make for dinner this evening  Lots to choose from

1531,  ReggaeFriday,  18  2. 22
High Noon,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  3  8. 22


he was feeling playfultickled to follow up a friends benign remark with his own twist  jujitsu

He ought to know you by now  an interior Mariachi 

Youd think

Think hell pickup on it  Odds

Its not a coin toss you think I think  I think you doubt it                 

I think you doubt it

I do No collusion

nodding abruptly Ohhellno he almost lost his sombrero  We agree

agreed they were ridiculously gleeful he tossed out his line 
                                                                 A hard time

Definitely assuredly so. he nodded abruptly too but wasnt wearing a hat

Whadahell I like  NO I love givin girls a hard time

Love the twinkle in your eye the dirty smirk

Telegraph it too much

Nah reminiscent of silent films actors who had to exaggerate for emphasismake up for the lack of sound I love em  Thank you for continuing to watch

Well me you an yours are the only ones wholl sit through em

Youve asked

I have Its funnyalmost thathey think Im kiddin


You give girls, women, a hard time?

I doI love givin em a hard time

Doesn’t that chase them away?I wouldn’t.

You woudnt give a woman a hard time
                                             Theres things you can take for that
Too much

  No  he wont surprised us

he let things to take for that slip by and glommed onto the fact he was willing to give a woman a hard timepossibly cause effrontery  chase them off 
                                    I wouldn’t.
Yare really diggin your heels in

I wouldn’t want to minimise my chances.

Not confident are you

Confident enough, I just don’t see an advantage in antagonising a woman.

Here we go

Onward

Im not Actually Im stimulating them

You think antagonising someone stimulates them?

  Women  Yes

Can you explain?

Unfortunately I have to

You think his head will explode

No


Are you going to say?

 Unfortunately say   Excuse me I was lingerin in hopes youd follow my drift

No. Explain your how you’re stimulating them.

Hes really asking for it

Yes he is

The antagonism as you call it stimulates them 
                                                  I said I love givin girls a hard time Its nuanced in the delivery steppin in close speaking softer conspiratorially the tone expression on your face a playful suggestion  Women like to be teased very bit as much as men flirted with   GIVE THEM A HARD TIME
Lights arent going on 

No theyre not 

Have to be crass

Crass comin up
                    Moisten them up
Moisten?  his face twitched
                             MyGod . . you’re crass.
Imagine finally on the same page


Jujitsu

1531,  ReggaeFriday,  18  2. 22
1037,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  3  8. 22
Carl Douglas  Kung Fu Fighting  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g75QS0nNldA


You my B B F.

No Im not anfor cryinoutloud woudya please act your age

My kids told me . .
. . Woud they act their age  This kind of crap reminds me of my Maw shed say Use your words, you’re a big boy.
Use your words

I happen to think it's clever.

Trust me yare not the arbiter of clevernot by a long shot Strikes me thayare vying to be hip hang   Be groovy

It’s shorthand . .
. . Its specialised language like law medicine  sciences   Utilised to identify membership belonging  to include exclude Anyou  yahave a need to belong

Like you don’t? I think it’s human nature.

You prefer human nature evading avoiding Its truncated euphemism how hard is it to just say whaya mean because I got no problem walking away  Ive no need to fit in

he made a puss to implore himhed seen it too many times before I think it’s fun, it can be fun.

Then have fun with someone else  Im not entertaining it

Aw come on . . this one time. imploring was glaring out in the open  looked like thirdstage syphilis  cankers pox deformation
he actually took a step back
revulsion can do that
One time.
            What would you guess?

Bombastic bestial frank  A A   Adjectives all
No.
      You come up with that in the time I asked?
Yah
      Describes the You my . .  meaning me Adjectives were likely seemed to me

No.  That’s not what B B F means.

Three strikes and Im out

You act like you don’t want to know.

Im not acting
Best Friends Forever.

Oh thanks sounds like something a chick woud say Id be careful with tha if I were you Coud turn on you

Turn on me?

Best butt fuck                                                                                                          
1520,  ReggaeFriday,  18  2. 22
338preferred,  Twosday,  2  8. 22