Oh . . you’re going to go to hell.

Lemme cite Lennon No hell below us above us only sky

No. You deserve to go to hell for that.

Really WhyId love to hear why

                                 Yare no fan of religion Id also imagine not its hierarchy either You started this with your bombastic broadside women are somehow superficial because theyre attracted to men in uniform military firefighters cops men in business suits a sort of uniform that invokes money power prestige

They are.

Ill concede the attraction although Im unwilling to concede they are superficial for it Men are no better not up a rung on that ladder ya kiddin me  theyre no better 

                                              Men dig women in uniform  naughty librarians Catholic schoolgirls nurses Japanese school uniforms stewardesses cheerleaders  Dominatrixes   Give me a freakin break 

                                                                                                      Therefore Im not off base  A gaggle of young healthy nuns flitting here an there barefoot on sandy adobe pavers running on green courtyard grass under old gnarly trees

But you said  Gag one of the gaggle.

I did

       Sister Beneficence  Had she not been hot when I was a boy I woudnt have taken my punishmentknelt on broomhandles for cracking up at Biblical stories she recited to us She stuck in my head for years

                                                                                                       Shed kneel on the wood floor across from me the epitome of her name Widespaced hazelgreen eyes wide nose high cheekbone lush mouth

Don't tell me you thought of gagging her then.

No not as a boy

                 Not till I was eleven after an older neighbourhood girl got her hands on me  Then I thought of Sister Beneficence   frequently

 

1657,  Thursday,  16  6. 22

1243,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  6  7. 22

Oh Tucker Tucker  Tucker . .

                                Yare such a tuckersuch a piece of shit

Tucker took a deep breath and began his disinformation “. . . their lives will not be better than their parents, it’ll be worse, that’s all but guaranteed, they’re not that stupid. And yet the authorities in their lives, mostly women, never stop lecturing them of their so-called (white) privilege, you’re male, you’re privileged, imagine that, try to imagine an unhealthier, unhappier life than that. So a lot of young (white) men in America are going nuts, are you surprised?”

FOXs defence of mass murder shooters & weapons of war 

televised Twosday,  5  7. 22

1555,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  6  7. 22

https://news.yahoo.com/tucker-carlson-points-finger-women-045131296.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAADTUCR6o_JhW5ruYPLqZSMDg07RhOQUrxwDNgbnoxqCuYxu070A_VxveCmXE3G2v1UdezkAS-PyYIlPjVFortH9Mr8ksLdOGhGm2hXFp0MuRIFL8cHFKYE5_tjhZAInYkz2AelrBlm6X_DK43hTYyPsoJMI_3cYrqNqoKeiaDgm-

“If it bleeds, it leads.” FOX doesnt want its revenue stream affected       http://pepperdine-graphic.com/opinion-if-it-bleeds-it-leads-the-modern-implications-of-an-outdated-phrase/

Tom Nichols  https://thefederalist.com/2015/07/09/the-revenge-of-the-lost-boys/

Funny word. he said absently to himnot looking up after seeing his approach he was reading his smartphone as he returned to the table

A funny word

Yes. Flageolet. You know it?

since he was still looking down into his phone he wasnt going to vie with it for his attention he opted to fight absence with absence

I said it’s a funny word . . isn’t it?

Excuse me Wha

he looked up

              Flageolet.

Wha of it

You know what it is, the word means?

Yes Member of the fipple flute family sweet alliterationhuh  The flageolet ocarina recorder slide whistle tin whistle willow flute skin flute

                         Albeit that woudbe a fageolet  No disrespect intended

when he blitzed him like that Smartphone still preoccupied with the lightedscreen in his eyes couldnt hear well he couldnt do two things at once 

                                his face blanched as he finally looked up at himlooked him in the face  What are you talking about?

Whayawere talkinbout

I . . I wasn’t talking, I asked a quest . .

. . I answered ya

                   Frankly I answered ad nauseam  went seamy

he shook his head I’m not following.

Not on pointhuh 

miffed I asked you a simple question.

Which I answered

                    I don believe Im required to be simple in response  I  simply  said wha I knowwha I understand  Why I know it I have no idea although Ive been known to hoard useless information  trivial trivia

                                                                                                       You asked

It is a funny word

suntime,  ReggaeFriday,  10  6. 22

1140,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  6  7. 22

Eric Clapton  Driftin’ Blues/Rambling on My Mind  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLOn-CBICCo

contemporaneous notes

something many highprofile Republican leaders choose not to write its a Republican hallmark 

                                                                                                    if they did plausible deniability would go out the window which they thrive off 

they would unable to say No. I have no recollection of that.

                                                                No no, I do not remember.

Bush the Youngers bright boy AG Alberto Gonzales didnt remember anythingnothing  when he sought the resignation of eight US attorneys who were considered to lack loyalty to the president

                                                                           its kind of like a Fifth Amendment plea

a liars crutch

at the time he wanted to ask Gonzales if he remembered to sign his checks before mailing them wiped his ass

1729,  Saturday,  2  7. 22

1619,  Twosday,  5  7. 22

AG Comey was an exception

  a ten yr old girl

                     when immoral laws  laws violating the rights of the countrys majority should not be adhered to  

the Pariah that intonedcodified them ought to be turned out

                                                               they lied to gain their seats  they are not elected  they ought to serve at the countrys pleasure   displeased the majority Americans ought to encourage their resignation by the count of ten One . . . Two . . .

                                  Or . . . 

1409,  Twosday,  5  7. 22

https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/maddowblog/10-year-old-girl-reportedly-forced-leave-ohio-legal-abortion-rcna36660?cid=eml_mra_20220705&user_email=e4c91d00eead6d858374885584701152a02c6d873bb23bf387b4583a289e5951

                        at the end of the trail   . . . Home 

AMish,  Sunday,  3  7. 22

hes been asked three times to “say a few words” at a funeral

to address mourning family and friendsacquaintances is not to say a few words   every word the recitation  people hang on them

he wanted to say No

We know “they” would be so very happy that you spoke on “their” behalf. Few knew “them” better than you. 

                                                                                                                             he knew their perverse sides let them speak freely withheld judgment

he was intimate

he wanted to say No

                           looking into their glassyteared eyes  Id be honoured

honour encapsulates a eulogy

                               late Middle English  from medieval Latin eulogium  eulogia from Greek  influenced by Latin elogium “inscription on a tomb”  from Greek elegia  elegy  a poem of serious reflection a lament

lament for the dead

                     from French lamenter  Latin lamentari from lamenta(plural)  weeping wailing

when he spoke he was unable to invoke the expectedprescribed weeping  or wailing

                                                                                           the House howled

he was irreverenthilarious  mourners wiped tears from their eyes with flourished handkerchiefs  tears from laughter

it was standup 

               he stoodup his dead friendswho they werewhy he loved them  ridiculouslyridiculing how they were misunderstood by their  audiences

1022,  Twosday,  5  7. 22

memorable obit  https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/evil-does-eventually-die-scathing-obituary-published-in-florida-newspaper/ar-AAZbUWv?ocid=mailsignout&pc=U591&cvid=a4250e83f3c046f499468fc68efdb4db 

Animals  Don’t Let Me Be Misunderstood  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMDrTMnm1IE 

his subliminal roving Mariachi band in full regalia was listening

                                                                   Hes gonna push back

There aint no such thing

Come on, if the person was ethical, if they had a track record . .

. . Of benevolence

                  Whas benevolent Wha candidate can pitch Vote for me! I’m benevolent.

Come on come on, actions speak louder than words . . you could point to their achievements . .

. . Lauding their benevolence

                             Yare full of shit they may be running a gambitplayin the long game

The long game? To become a benevolent dictator?

Again the band squealed lummox said it again 

                                                     they screamed Dicktator                           

he tipped his head forward put a finger to his smile he heard them

                                                                       they screamed  Dicktaster

he tried hard not to laugh put a second fingers to his lips

You’re laughing, you’re not taking me seriously.

Oh Im taking you as seriously as I take your gibberish about computers datamachines making decisions for mankind

No ones benevolent Eventually their bottomline will surface like cream rising in whole milk their creamline apparent

They donwont share it until theyve arrived looking up he caught his expression WHA have faith

                                                                                                    Im all ears  Speak

I wasn’t going to say tha . .

. . Ya didnt have to yashoudve seen your face

                                                 That person yare pining for isnt real Theyre a queer fabrication of your desire imagination

Yasee he heard us his fingers to his mouth he definitely heard us

Ofcourse I did yahoos Aint like yare quiet

after 1800,  ReggaeFriday,  17  6. 22

1629,  Monday,  4  7. 22

WHOA whoawhoa    Whoa

she giggled No wordshuh?

No

     Caught me unsuspecting Fashionsincites an old admonishment in my head   Kiss your mother with that mouth

she burst out laughingput her hand to her mouth 

                                                    I do I do. To be fair, I was quoting.

Now yasay

             Though Im not convinced

You think that’d occur to me?

It might the old neighbourhood coudbe crass anya lived in it longer than I did  Ya coudave been corrupted

I’ll concede I lived there longer than you, but come on, do you really think I coined it.

Id believe a woman coined it

                               Women have had to put up with men pigs all their lives so theres no reason why they ought to curb their tongues when talkinbout em I woud like to believe I havent been christened in kind  I have no problem admitting my pigdom

Well thank you, thank you for appreciating the shit women have to put up with. 

Cant live with em an cant live without em The sexes ageold torment

Something like that.

You should understand some future date Ill be quoting you when I usedeploy it to wha I expect will be uproarious jawdroppin mouthagog shock fitful laughter following

Ohplease don’t.

Etched in stone I give credit where credits due   If you hadnt said I woudnt know

  Thank you

                I should have thought this out a little better.

Ya knew who you were talking to Babette

I did . . I did.

Dabbling with immortality

                             Howya feel

she dropped her eyessmiled furtively 

                                        Like a chapped asshole.

after 1800,  ReggaeFriday,  17  6. 22

333preferred,  Monday,  4  7. 22

You’re a honeymoon baby. she smiled beatificallyalmost blinding him

he blinked rapidly A honeymoon baby Fascinating  Ive not given it a thought before let alone heard of it

You get it though?you are one.

I am he didnt have to think a sec bout it

Makes your birthday pretty cool, a notch up . . don’t you think?

Cool I don know if cool cuts it

                                 It is an unusual thought

How’s it make you feel?

No different

Think for a moment . . . your parents had a honeymoon, you didn’t . an you were conceived on it, you know where?

Wisconsin  HA Wisconsinning not tha they were though gottasay people enjoy putting their nose into others people business

            Wonder if my folks had to prove they were married or if marital bliss undeniably shone out of their faces  youngsters  applecheeked   the whole world laid outspread at their feet 

                                                                               With a bun in the oven

after 1800,  ReggaeFriday,  17  6. 22

1234,  Monday,  4  7. 22

Two Against the World  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpQBZ8tJtBI

Really

Hard to believe huh?

Three hunred dollars a pill Fuuck  sorrowfully shook his head 

Yeah. he laughed cavalierly bubbledup from deep inside him 

                                                                   The things we do for love.

   Love

                  Wha love woudthabe

Don’t be square, you can’t be square . . I’m generalizing.

Kind of mercenary  generalising   aint it

                                               Loves prettyfuckin pointed specific     pinpoint

Come on man, I need you to recall your renown sense of warped humour.

I don play with love

                      Ifya were to think about it though unlikely  you might recall in conversation I usually sit it out I rarely bring love up or participate in its discussion

No, I can’t say I remember . .

. . Ya cant no

                 Perhaps youd elaboratedefine this love yawanna take a pillpills for If Im not mistaken if I am I expect youll correct me however it seems three hunred dollars buys love one way the love of yourself your consuming concern to bust a nut get your rocks off   Have you considered your sigh partner  wants to get off too

his expression hardened I’m buying it for her.

For her Very gallant

                        Whos her

Someone . . . special.

Whastha special someones name

They haven’t a name yet.

But yawanna be locked and loaded when ya meet em  thas considerate very considerate

                                                                                                 You disappoint me  Shoudnt call sex love  Theres a huge fuckin gulf 

Lemme ask  canya still gleam a memory of when you were in love  The intense onfirefeeling just being around her Remember her scent how she felt when you held her how her hand fit yours how youd pound a brick wall down with your bare fists if she needed ya to  an her willing to do the same for you

As it stands coming out of your mouth your prioritys mighty fucked up

Putting the cart before the horse

Lets be honest well call it sex

                                    Three hunred dollar sex

after 1800,  ReggaeFriday,  17  6. 22

1055,  Monday.  4  7. 22

10cc  The Things We Do for Love  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgptvsHHYK4

Y’akoto  King of the Dark  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvrOVzhLK7U

the 4th of July

in light of the 6th of Januarythe recent light shed 

                                                   light shedblood shed  plotted colluded  deluded   the Former Republican politicians wannabe oligarchs  insurrectionists supremacists

he was going to sit this one out

he read  had a long memory  1619  1776

                                             read history  absorbedembraced facts which founded Truth  fixed Morality

disregardeddisposed white myth  wholesale crap conspiracy theories  their fearful cringingmuttering worry of critical race theory  cant wish slavery away

he was going to sit this one out

he was going to read The Dawn of Everything – A New History of Humanity this evening  he expected to hear the BAM BAM  BAMBAM of fireworks skyrockets  in the mix he also expected gunfire

                                                                                       Wha coud be more America

109preferred to 1309,  Saturday,  2  7. 22

Collie Buddz  Come Around  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_991nNBds0

Ozomatli  Cholo Yardie  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcE7jZWse14 chillin the 4th

Chaise . . I’m I saying it right?

Lounge?  she giggled 

                      You don’t mean chaste?chaste lounge. 

Chaste, not chaise?

she looked she was toeing the edge of apoplectic

                                                    It couldbe both . I mean . . chaste in your chaise lounge.

Yare searching for chaise lounge 

                                  he looked over at her  We a little stoned

she did a little dance step in one spot

                                        A wee bit.  He’s funny. 

he turned to Moby She thinks yare funny 

                                            In your chaste lounge

apoplectic is Janusfaced humoured  slipping towards anger

Chill Babettes havin a little fun

I am. she giggled  Moby’s funny.

I’m funny?

I’d think you’d know the proper pronunciation.

                                                 Chaise. 

It is . chaise . lounge.

It is. Now tell me what you understand chaste to mean.

I’d rather not.

Havin too much fun

I am. Chaste Moby.

It’s chaste comma Moby.

Are you talkin in third person

Chaste, Moby, lemme hear it.

Abstaining . .

. . YES! Moby Monk!

OhJaysus She gets a little stoned an pulls no punches

Pulling no punches.

Abbess Babette. You abstain.

she threw her head back By choice. I can laid if I want, I’m a woman, you can’t, women are gatekeepers . .

. . The keyholders chastity belt keepers

                                           Moby no sex for you

You two ganging up on me?

Yes. she smiled widely  I’m teasing, are you teasing?

Im teasing

            Moby  Ya didthough bring the subject up inadvertently

Chaise is a hard word.

Because yare high too

Maybe.

Horseshit. You look like a blind man walking with a cane down a strange street . . really unfamiliar.

Wasnt a good look

                    If yare gonna err err loud and strong confidently  Otherwise yaint chaste yare incel

He's incel! Babette sang

Babette please

                Just hit a dry patch

Spit on it! Babette threw her head back laughing

maybe it was possible to be an ugly stoner

                                             no matter she was having a ball Moby was slipping towards misery he didnt know which was worse  an ugly or miserable stoner

he was neither

                he was a thinking stoner an examiner miner spelunker unearther pryer he liked deepdives sets subsets liked pulling through people cotton through a cotton gin panning experiences for elements  for Gold

Babette was laughing so hard she cried

Moby was as somber as a crank monk

Im gonna get a beer Anyone need anything 

                                           albeit he saidasked as he stood turned pivoted his back to them he needed blurred words they couldnt have heard right to escape

figured he let them sort it out

then return

             pull through their ruin or ashes for gold from their teeth

1716,  ReggaeFriday,  17  6. 22

227preferred,  Sunnyday,  3  7. 22

James Gang  Ashes the Rain and I  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUr1wVf29b8

they didnt kill each other

when he left they were seeking hehoped contrition  divining it in their mighty little vacuum out of doors  

returning it seemed they breathed colourless ether that may have clung to the downwelling from the brightblue whitecloud dappled ether overhead

You two cool

Babette looked up We are, I apologised.

She apologised, said she was having a little fun at my expense.

Ya opened the door Moby

I did.  I did.

             You didn’t bring me a beer.

You didnt say when I asked as I went in

I didn’t hear what you said.

Take mine Ill get another Babette your vodka tonic need replenishing

Maybe a little ice.

Ill be right back

he returned with a fresh bottle of beer icecubes in a plastic cup 

                                                                   Im reading this scifi Walkaway by Doctorow The first chapter describes a party like a rave theyre sipping urine beer 

                                                                 he tapped the neck of his bottle to Mobys Prost  Zum Wohl

Huh?

Babette said Cheers. To your health.

Why would you know that, Joe?

Had family survived the war the camps they made their way to America I understand they overheard guards as they had their beer rations 

I know because my family is German.

Moby nodded to her wordslooked sideways at Joe You did say urine beer?

I did

Piss.

Please I hate that term Now  quickly turn it into an acronym and say wha it means

Probably isnt something safe. Babette said

Whoa

What?

I was thinking Perhaps is something sour

What?

It’s your turn, Moby. 

What?

Acronym Moby

               That was excellent Babette was barely off my lips

Yours was really quick too.

Thank you

           Moby Weve bought all the time we coud Whas the meaning of your acronym

I don’t know.

Slow on the uptake

Shaming me ain’t helping.

Isnt shaming

              Ya have to admit your norm isnt dabbling excelling in wit being clever

And you are?

We areweve already said 

                           But we grew up in the same neck of the woods not the West Coast I believe guile is a Midwest East property  being snappy   last to the table doesnt eat

Eat what?

He’s hopeless.

Not hopeless Hes just not a horse to bet on

You’re doing it again . . making me the butt of your jokes.

No butt The acronym is P I S S

                                   Whadaya got

NothingGoddammit.

No sweat its okay

Correct, you’re the misfortunate product of a lesser God, not your fault.

I wish I said that

I’m quicker than you.

I concede

          One last shot Moby   P I S S

I thought we quit playing.

We didnt say that were tryin to buy ya more timeenable you

                                                                 Yacoudve dug in gained some standing instead you disassociated squandered it

I can’t think.

Clearly.

Babette Im really beginning to think yare a mean stoner

She is.

Moby Don

            Yer out of your league

she didnt kill him when he went inside

                                         he could suppose her intention was torture

1800ish,  ReggaeFriday,  17  6. 22

423preferred,  Sunnyday,  3  7. 22