of recent hes touted I got two words

usually directing them at a friend hed make a exception

                                                             a Ukrainian exception   directed at dictator Putin

the Russian people havent a say 

perhaps derangedperhaps delusional  soundingappearing so much like the Former the Orange  perhaps they were infected sipping from the same water fountain

    he had two words

                          Lincoln Brigade

it formed during the Spanish Civil War against Franco who proudly preferred the pet name Caudillo

Vlad have a pet name

                           a term of endearment  ?

preferred 949PM,  ReggaeFriday,  25  2. 22

https://www.zinnedproject.org/materials/lincoln-brigade#:~:text=The%20day%20after%20Christmas%2C%201936,Lincolns%20had%20any%20military%20training 

Sarah Vaughan Whatever Lola Wants  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Oa6oM5kzBg 

The Clash  Should I Stay or Should I Go  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN1WwnEDWAM

he came on strongstronger than he meant but committing he rolled happy that he did

Man when are you gonna quit with that

flinched like he was slapped Quit with what?

Mollycoddling mollycocking these clowns allowing them leeway when we ought to be bring the house down on their headscrushing them senseless 

                                  Liars have no laneno standing

Well, they’re the democrats oppone . .

. . OpponentsNO

                  Theyre obstructionists Two different animals

I prefer to call them opponents.

     Playing nice   Play nice with a rabid dog foaming at the mouth

No still flinching  thats a tell

Hellno Ill tell ya . .

. . Tell me. trying to swing his dickput him on his heels   he knew better

Hell NO steelyeyed him

                           An opponent is someone who plays the game against you Someone standing on the sidelines in the stands watching is not an opponent no skin in the game anby their oath to their avowed God youd think theyd realise they have skin in the gamefuckin wannabe oligarchs wannabe autocrats pansies  the females cunts  Theyre obstructionists playing for the clock to run out believing the million Trump virus dead is a deadlock fiftyfifty figure theyre out ahead with white voters state legislatures painting minimising coloured voters out of the picture 

Call them what they are

Nothing

 

I agree, what do you expect me to say?

I expect you not to hold your tongue spare feelings try to make nice

                                                                         Ya remind me of a Catholic willingly turning their cheek his face flushed  Gotcha 

                                  he didnt like being associated with God Quit being nambypamby

You know I’m notyou’re hurting my feelings.

I could give a fuck call a spade a spade

Halftime, evening,  Monday,  17  1. 22

124preferred to 1324,  ReggaeFriday,  25  2. 22

he had a lot to say

                   had a backlog of pages front an back scribbled with whatever he could laid his hands on pen pencil crayon magicmarker highlighter those were fun pastel ghostly

                                                                     yet there were times when he went to sit to fullfill them embellish the twothree words lone sentence idea paragraph rare before he reached them something new tripped across his brainstubbed their toeoccured to him

spark struck

fire lit

       anhe was off without apology to those patient stacked pages theyd understand thats how they were conceived oddballvagrants sitting on a curb park bench loitering too long  Yare coming me buddy Resist anIll brain ya they came along quietly professing they had only just sat down a moment to rest theyd tell their story he didnt interruptdidnt tell them Tell it to the judge he was judgejuryexecutioner he listened anif their story was really compelling he went a more circuitous way   Are we there yet? like small children   No in a bit

           Are we there yet?

Whad I just tell ya

In a bit.

Yes In a bit

    Are we there yet?

                              once they were scribbledaffixed their story posited they became patient waited their turn

Man, cat certainly has a lot to say.

That’s bullshit, he’s got A D D, attention deficit disorder.

Yamean ADHD?

H?

Hyperactivity, they’re call it that now.

Nah, ADD; I’ve been wait a long time.     

1144,  ReggaeFriday,  25  2. 22

she was keeping him on his toes

but thats what an eightyear old should be doing

                                                  it tickles him pink he wouldnt have considered themthought them if she hadnt said

to her credit she vivified stunned his imagination which frankly didnt take much he was easily amused and she was rightup his alley

he listened to her intensely  attentively

a week earlier she slayed him announcing she was taking on an optical course at school would he help her meet the challenge and donate money

    obstacle

              he thought to correct her then he shut up  an obstacle course would be an optical courseHA he wouldnt think obstacle again

this morning she wrote him an email

the subject line read New quote for the day

                                              it opened When you fall there is always Sum body to help you up and you will always help them up when they fall . . .

    Sum body

              wouldnt correct that either and was unlikely to think or recognise somebody again either

Sum body sums somebody up explicitly

                                           we are the sum of our parts our experiences thoughts imagination dreams nightmares

she had him by his shorthairs

                               not that hed tell her at least not until she got a little older kids grew up faster these days and he preferred that honour           

1017,  ReggaeFriday,  25  2. 22

SMARTSVILLE calling

Coolieoh DaddyO Ya fuckin kiddin me

                                       hadnt cried Coolieoh in years seemed to rise up out of the depths the sludge he long ago thought had settledwas compressed into an aggregate lazy silicate sediment drooping over his reptilian brain

all things base he exoduseddeposited there

                                              which is probably why when he was agitated erupted  it was in hot gelatinous splashes furious  ferocious

                                          he preferred not to getting caught up in a maelstrom but he was provoked

DO NOT POKE BEAR 

                        a plain English straightforward Zooish admonishment  DO NOT CLIMB FENCE  types of signs erected for public safety

he didnt wear signs 

he said his peace

                   if someone chose to provoke him he wouldnt repeat himselfwasnt a Christianwouldnt turn his cheek  could call him Horace  I meant what I said, and said what I meant. An elephant’s faithful onehunred percent.

DO NOT TRIFLE   TRESPASSERS WILL BE VIOLATED 

SMARTSVILLE 

                           his undesired iPhone revealed that though if a number didnt correlate with his phonebook he ignored it

however that didnt mean he wasnt curious

he Googled it

               Smartsville is a census–designated place  created for purely statistical reasons population sixhunred living in Yuba County once gold country off California State Highway 20 

                                                                          Ohbrother that made him smile years earlier for years he rolled past it many times en route to Grass Valley had also been involved in a terrific automobile accident on 20 east of Nevada City he fared better than the occupants in the other vehicle which was appropriate because it was their fault  accountability

                                 then he was tickled pink by the call because both communities entertained Mark Twain October 1866 as a lecturer after his return from the Sandwich Islands later known as Hawai’i 

maybe Twain had called

that would have been a hoot

who knew there was such a place called Smartsville

                                                       look how smart he was for not answering a telemarketer call

    

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1932,  Thursday,  24  2. 22

https://www.theunion.com/news/mark-twains-time-spent-in-nevada-county/  

https://www.honolulumagazine.com/the-adventures-of-mark-twain-how-he-launched-a-literary-career-in-hawaii/ 

https://www.sierracollege.edu/ejournals/jsnhb/v1n3/twain.html

he tended to frustrate friends family his buddy particularly

                                                                Who again, what did you say her name was?    

Simone Weil

And you know her why?

I read

Yes yesyes I know you read, but why, how, did you learn of her?

Im a curious reader . .

. . Jesus

he laughed heartily

                     then gathering his breath I stumbled upon her Cant say howkinda like hopping rock to rock across a wide creek some rocks flipping after I leapt from them I cant retrace my steps from where if I wanted

                                                                                                            But its about the trip the journey not arriving

I like destinations.

Ah your destiny

Destiny.  Always the smart ass.

                                    So what of . . his eyes darted around he was searchingdigging real hard . . . Simone?

Look at youya recalled This is a banner day

he screwed up his face looked like a fly having its wings tore off Just can’t let up can you?

Nope Wont  When you remember regularlyrecall regularly then Ill take my foot off your throat  But until then NOPE

Simone said pay attention man he chuckled to himselfcast his eyes down She said Attention is the rarest and purest form of generosity. Which is ineffable I believe it unthought natural  or ought to be natural

Ought to be should be, you’re something else, you shouldHA say should . should, that’s your particular point of view, ought, I know you know, is that that is correct ethically, correct according to society.

Anwhy people ought to pay attention to others when theyre speaking And as long as they speak honestly Ill listen

You? I’ve not known you to listen too long.

I listen until Im handed a line No furthur

You're abrupt.

Who wants to invest in a sham any longer than necessary when its realised

Realized . . how is it you realize so quickly?

  I don know

              I wasnt quick when I was younger but I think its wha ya earn when you have children and parent  Apparently  unfortunately  Ive met a share of people who should have been named Sex because their parents either werent interested in raising them or they didnt have the intelligence intellect to do so 

                                                                                         Not everyone should have children

Not everyone should have children?

NO

    Raising children is selfless I was selfless for twentythree twentyfour years  Now Im selfish Im not as much abrupt as I am frank

Quite an admonishment.

he smiled wryly

                  Look at you paying attention.

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1217,  Thursday,  24  2. 22

while walkingreadin his peripherals were engaged keenfilled to brimming with blood

                                                                                        people driving cars loved to fuck with him maybe maybe because they were drivingspewing carbonsshelling out more doughinflation per gallon than seen in years

         which must frost some peoples ass

not his

               he was walkingreadin

it was a filthy black car nothing looks filthier than a filthy black car cracked windshield

driver was disheveled  bearded   white

kids in the backseat werent wearing seatbelts

if he had to bethe wasnt a betting man though hed make an exception hed bet dollars to doughnuts there was a politicalbug planted deep up the mans ass

he readied to step on his left footcaught the blurshadow coming off the street on a clip up onto Johnny’s Repair and Rental driveway  outdoor equipment  propane refill service

                                                               he quickenedstood fast balancing on his right  not till the car passed did he step left

       pitiful 

             in the backseat at the right was a young girl peering through the window could have stood to have her long black hair brushed out she wasnt quite a teenagerclose

                                                                she waved   a deadpan apology as the car went past

he nodded smiled

deadpan went out of her face

she smiled back a soft light going off in her dark countenance

                                                                not unlike if she was captured in a game of flashlight tag

she was It

he didnt look right after the carheard it brake hard maybe maybe the prick thought he provoked somethingNAH he was reading Born in Blackness which laid out the reality that historical European wealth was provided off the backs and lifesblood of African slaves

                              Jamaican churnimagine CHURN  fresh off a slaver herded into the fields survival seven yearsNAH 

          NO  wasnt a damn thing the clown could do to incenseprovoke him more than that book in his hand did  had he been spoiling for a fight hed have ripped his head off and spit down his throat 

                                                                                     Sorry honey your old man had his head on wrong but its a free nation  he was welcome to a heaping helping of ignorance maybe  maybe

300preferred to 1500,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  23  2. 22

he had ideas about some professional football cameramen they were of his ilk possibly  perhaps voyeurs too

ostensibly theyre there to filmcapture the game

                                                 but over the years a few cats directors must have agreed put up shots of women from the audience and of the professional cheerleaders not Catholic high school girls the Minnesota Vikings sufferedmaybe  maybe for years but tithes went up Catholic girls caved unwedded were giving birthNAH maybe  maybe

         admittedly its hard to resist a woman in uniform

WAHBAM

           suddenly there she was a ravishing shapely redhead smilingshe knewshe saw dancing seductivelyNAH maybe  maybe   erotic    shakingthrusting her pompoms  grinning playful having a good time

he and the cameraman had similar tastes

his buddy sitting beside him at the bar before the mounted TV screen rapped him on the arm

                                                                                                  Has that train left the station?

Huh Red was still on the screen unbelievable  not the usual flash she was working it cameraman and director were on his side mesmerised  when they cut away he would be sad he anticipated his cockWha the fuck?Whered she go?Bring her back! he and his cock brokehearted how was he going to console himThere there buddy Don cry Wait till we get home I promise

Train left the station?

Train

  they cut away

                he continued watching her on the vapour in his eyes  dissipating dissipating  diss . . . gone

Yes.  Has that train left the station?

he took a sip of his beer his mouth still dry  he took a deep draught anwhile drinking caught the bartenders eye held up two fingers ordered pints 

                           setting his glass down Aah   Train  News for ya babe You saw Red her his cock tugged at him Train would never have been in either of our stations were not in her leagu . .

. . heated Speak for yourself

Okay Ill speak for myself

                            Yare delusional Not even on your best day ever would you have turned her head or captured her attention with some youbelieved  witty line

the bartender set the pints before him On your tab?

No  jabbed his thumb at his sidekick  on him names Little Thank you

he slid a pint to his buddy with the back of his hand  An thank you

Well what the hell?

Price of delusion man

You really think that?  Not a shot?

Not ever

         Gonna run with Dirty Harrys line A mans got to know his limitations

he shivered a bitlooked crestfallen

                                     What about you? 

                 

Me Ha

       Slide over cowboy  Were both riding the bench finding slivers  cobwebs up our fannies

Jesus.

Jesus woudnt have a chance either not even with his mumbojumbo

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1111,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  23  2. 22

he relished the smell of fruit through their skin

                                                  reminded him of women

he smelled them like a doghowled dogmadly while at their heels tracking them

absorbing their scent

the luxurious feeel of their skin

                                 firmdimpled flesh of melons oranges tangerines slickskinned watermelon honeydew thinskinned apple guava pear papaya furry kiwi coconuts turgid bananas plumpexplosive grapes plum blue an huckleberry defensive jackbootfruit pineapple contemptuous seedystrawberry raspberry blackberry

                                                                                                      holding them to his face he salivated and was anxious to splitspread them wide bury his nose and tongue deep inside

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244preferred to 1444,  Twosday,  22  2. 22

     two words

                he liked to be concise it madeup for the times when he wasntwas longwinded sometimes he was longwindednot that he knew when he opened his mouth but rather as he spoke thugs at the back of the room pushed the crowd forced them up an onto the stage into the bright light he didnt mind sharing they exited out the wings or backstage

by the time the thugs arrived at his feet they usually forgot what had incited them

he preferred concise

                     liked it because whenever he thought in that vein he also thought cuntcise cuntsighs cuntsize Oohgrow up thighs thighssigh he sighed he loved playing withfingering words so many playtoys   playtugs

     two words

                     Richard Pryor

he had a friend who divorced got out his nose not too bloodiedit could have been worse now he wanted to get back in the saddle again

                    saddle was his he liked euphemism   I’m getting old, I wanna get laid again.

Last fourfive years of your marriage you werent getting lai . .

. . You want to shaddup? I was still in love, working on it . .

. . By yourself

Not always . .

. . Nahalways

               Yare the same cat who told meonce in particular that while trying to work things out she said she said  What’s love got to do with it?

                              That was your wife man

Christ, you got to remind me? I’d almost forgotte . .

. . Anwhy I remind ya

                        Mindfulness  Not your forte   With eyes to the future

he was dating setting things upparlaying through twothree on-line dating apps JESUSCHRIST  that was also his

                                                                                                                       hed been telling him to forego the apps quit dropping cold hard cash on dates Get your rocks off get laid  Your cabin in Tahoe Family nosey yare heading up for some selftime then Go East young man Go East  Im your own personal Horace Greeley whoI believe  you must recall espoused Go East referencing the concept of Manifest Destiny Ill be your Whore Greedy Take your manhood in fist an fullfill thats two Ls each  fullfill your destiny   Go East

Would you quit?

he sighedshook his head

                           I have two words for you

Again?

Yes

     Areya ready  Its a big fuckin hint Im givinggivin ya a hint because your mindfulness tends to lack fuckin evaporates Id like you to remember on your own not me telling you  again

I’m listening.

Good  Two words

                          Richard Pryor

he squeezed his eyes tightnearly shut looked like it hurt  Richard  Pryor.

Yes

Richard Pryor.

Yes

What’s Richard Pryor?

he tried hard not to emote failed  a deeper sigh than even he thought he was going to emit 

                                                                                                Theyre two words

I’ll need more than that.

Yes  Apparently

                  I hope it occurs to you during my telling

I hope so too

as he related the bit he didnt see any glimmer of recognition in his eyes

finally he leapt ahead  The different between white and black men

no glimmer dead cold ashes

                               The difference between white and black men.

exasperatedYES  Difference

                                 some day he was going to lose his mind  The difference

What’s the difference?

Pryor said a white man will go out wine and dine a woman spend seventy dollars on her  get a real nice kiss good night on the doorstep and leave

                                  he said I drop seventy dollars on a woman Im fucking something, if not her . . her dog, cats, fish, birds . . Im fucking something.  he laughed  its remained funny even having told it twentythirty times he liked to tell it at partiesplant seeds

                                     also humourously informing his date whawas in store she wasnt keen  catch a ride home with someone else

the other day he stopped over and found blueballs talking with his sons they had taken a woodburning stove out onto his porch he was replacing it with an ecofriendly burning-some-kind-of-briquette stove

his eldest was telling him whoever he bought the new stove from ought to take away the old one

he was telling his son he didnt think he wanted to impose on the retailer

thus he interrupted

                     I have two words

that confounded his eldest the younger son seemed piqued

Two words? blue balls said  Again?

Yes

Fuck, open your mouth and say.  his son obviously peeved him

Pre  Nup

his son laughedpickedup on it quicker than his father and younger brother

                                                                               the reason his fathers divorce didnt bloody his nose too badly was because he suggestedstrongly that his dad have a pre nup the way he saw it Forgive me for saying so, but I don’t see any reason why me and my brothers should share what you and Mom accrued over a lifetime with a woman whose been married thrice before.   Did you really say thrice   I did.   OHwow thrice                                                                                         

afteraround 1720hrs,  Saturday,  19  2. 22

449 preferred to 1649,  Monday,  21  2. 22

afterwards he learned other concise two words  realeyesed hed have to keep an eye out for more  

the second word was preceded by ex and former

                                                    once a Marine always a Marine he wasnt fond of the military  he didnt respect those who fought wars of choice  the soldiers he celebrated fought in the last true existential war  Youah expect me to respect mob muscle or hitmen I don think so

Marines prefer former to ex Marine

he asked his divorced friend  blueballs

                                          So I gotta ask ya got an ex wife  or a former wife 

when someone begins to believe their own propaganda  disinformation  misinformation  

become a sycophant  sickophant rather

                                            theyre in trouble

Putins believed history is hysterical

there will be no Chamberlains

thus misfortunate Ukrainians

misfortunate Russians

misfortunate World

1754,  Monday,  21  2. 22

1052,  Twosday,  22  2. 22

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2022/02/munich-security-conference-chamberlain/622872/

Chamberlain = appeasement 

https://www.cnn.com/2022/02/21/europe/russia-ukraine-tensions-monday-intl/index.html 

https://newrepublic.com/article/145953/stalin-starved-ukraine 

https://www.c-span.org/video/?518097-2/russian-president-putin-recognizes-independence-donetsk-luhansk-ukraines-donbas-region

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-25182830