9.8.21

 

a cold beer on a hot day 

a really good idea

a cold Stone FML hazy doubleIPA 

a delicious idea 


I couldn’t say I was sold on Stone the first few times you shared it with me.

Because yare an idiot
                       Your affection for sweet wheat beers pilsners lagers prejudiced you  half the alcohol   Not much depth or character  NICE 


Youah didn’t conclude your remark talking about beer, right?

No 
    Yare learning

You think something’s wrong with nice?

No My mothers nice 

he shifted his feet on the cobblestone patio
                                             You knocking me? 
Yes
     Yare learning

Is this about my . .
. . Your not a gamechanger your not a dealbreaker Yes  Ya turned aside Alive an Legal ageturned aside keeping an external spreadsheetcan you think of anything more appropriate for on-line dating  it would help ya keep track of three things minimum that interest you in them  their namesI remember their names better than you do
                                                                                                      I understand ya don wanna work that hard the spreadsheetcheatsheet can minimise your concernsyour effort while on the cellphone Effort though  sounds like work  Got to put it in man  Ya don put it in yaint putting it in  Dig

he shifted his feet
                    I’m still new to it.

Save that I donwanna hear yare new to it
                                             Ya chose to be in itwanna play the guitar ya gotta learn chords gotta practise or yaint a player 

he shifted his feet the loose sand groveled
                                           I . .
. . I would suggestthe crux of what began our conversation theres no proper or kind way on-line to say Have cankles need not apply  at least not without predicate

Predicate?

Yes

What predicate?
Ya really ought to listen to yourself when you talk

I said?

Yadid

What did I say? 


In order to write Have cankles need not apply your predicate in bold letters is I'M SO SHALLOW.

after 1600,  Sunday,  1  8. 21
1126,  Sunday,  8  8. 21

 

walking the dog

couldnt walk his dog before he arrived  not that hed say

hed let him speak 


Recherché.

Yes
You know it?

I do

Then what is it?

Really

Yes.

Awright
         Lemme cite Ludwig Wittgenstein a dancing Jew on the head of a pin his sole Seventh an final proposition of Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus                                                                                                                               Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent.

That’s obfuscation; you didn't say.

it never got old

Recherché 
            Esoteric rare remindsme   retarded French retarde
Carpaccio 
Steak tartare
Mett
Sashimi 
Whas mett

Excuse me?

You know it

Ah . I . . .

Ah  whereof you cannot speak thereof you must be silent  Minced raw pork To keep with our conversation rare

Attar.

Yes 


You’re not going to say? 
Ya looking for a hole in Wittgensteins logic

No.
    It’s just that Yes isn’t saying.

Yawanna put fifty bucks on it
                                he opened his wallet picked through the bills picked out fifty  Theres my fifty

1552,  Sunday,  1  8. 21
111 more appealing than 1311,  Sunday,  8  8. 21

Ya got a hard-on for geniuses  Einstein Feynman Hawkings  So whadaya think  talking brain synapses smart versus notsosmart
             Id say genius one billion to the tenth more out of the gate 

out came the pen
                  Grab me a napkinwould you? 
Ofcourse

his legs evidently didnt work when he employed his brainhe couldnt do two things at once 

he went to the table opposite them that was set theirs was yet to be cleaned off the barbecue smelled good the lunchrush was finishing up
                   returning  There ya go 

Thank you. he was always polite

Yare welcome

One billion to the tenth.

Id write it One capital B ten the exponent  b to the nth  

I’d write it, he said an did parenthesis Ten to the ninth parenthesis to the tenth, and as we know nice he cobbled him in we know  we multiply the exponents to reveal ten to the ninetieth

Donsee that figure too often

No. One doesn’t.

Thats what I hazarded to guess a genius has over the base requisite GI Joe whos just smart enough to do what hes told

Base requisite?

Baseline Lo-ball At the Quora site a favourite of yours law implies an IQ below eightyone is disqualifying

Where did you come up with your number?

I was being a Republican  no rhyme or reason sounds good  arbitrary
                                                                           Tossing red meat Red meats gospel
I wouldnt askya without saying wha I guessed

I wouldn't know what to guess.

We could extrapolate

Ahyeah, we could.

Sure Consensus says Confucius say more than onehunred billion neurons in the brain an each neuron can have up to fifteenthousand connections with other neurons via synapses
                                                                 RIGHT Whas up to fifteenthousand mean  Is up to genius Thatll muddled the math

We could go a standard deviation lower.

Fifteen points

It’s sixteen point.

Regarding IQ its fifteen

It’s sixteen.

Check your smartphone buddy
                                 An since you got the pen and napkin and smartphone you can do the math  Im just the idea guylet others do the lifting

1533,  Sunday,  1  8. 21
1108,  Sunday,  8  8. 21

 

where is the Humanity

where are the Facts


nope  elected Republican sociopaths

1722,  Monday – Nagasaki, 1945,  9  8. 21

8.8.21


Ya know how much time an effort you spend keeping yourself out of the gutter when gravity itself physics is naturally pullin ya down

You say that as if it’s not laudable.

Gravity physics Defying them is laudable
                                             Thats freaking unnatural

he snuffed haughty I find your argument, phrasing . curious.

Unphrase it
             Ya dig your equations an proofs  Lemme see  Reveal the bell curve Venn diagram  Dazzle me again with your Not a gamechanger Not a dealbreaker  Do 

 

Ya think yare laudable 
 
I think I’m a gentlema . .
. . Who doesnt wanna work that hard
                                        Then don do it thatd be laudablethatd be honest Im having tshirts made Tshirts well wear out togethercuz Ill tell ya
                                     My view from the gutter is spectacular
Tshirts?

Curious 
         We can be Mutt and Jeff theyll be selfexplanatory

All from your disregard and derision of . .
. . Of your changee breakee no tickee no washee yare killin mee prudishness


So if someone doesn’t share the gutter they’re a prude?

Its Un  natural
                 I don know how you got this far avoiding itI mean  its like a menu item in every breakfast joint greasy spoon luncheonette roadside diner Mom an Pop stand steak an chop house ad nauseam  lacking nausea
                                                                                                              Colourfulhuh
by the expression on his face he was losing himhe was checking out
                                                                       had to bring him back around
TSHIRTS  Babyblue Im thinking 
Grey or peach lettering 
Leaning peach 
Thematic 
or should we go starkblack shirt crispwhite lettering 

What are you talking about?

Well be upscale sandwichboards

Upscale sandwichboards?

Yes Promoting

Promoting the gutter?

Look at you hangin in therekeeping your eye on the prize

Conclude it, would you.

Suspense killin ya

I’m gonna kill you.

Ya couldnt without three more pair of arms
                                             Anwha a waste of arms hands an fingers
Exasperation looks good on you 


Just say, please.
I thought we ought to have achieved pretty please
                                                      But thatd be beating a dead horse
Handsome tshirts

Mine  I eat pussy!

Yours  Yeah, I don’t.
                       Not a gamechanger dealbreaker yawanna bet  Absolutely  Anya think nothings absolute
Well keep talley

1533,  Sunnyday,  1  8. 21
like 1101 to 2301,  Saturday,  7  8. 21

 

ignorant as an egg
                    hadnt heard that before  heard egg on your face egghead don egg me on lay an egg walk on eggshells  idioms 
                    created by thoughtful people who have time on their hands  lifers  same ilk who create crude jokes baby jokes 

he followed bright as a new penny

not ignorant as an egg

might depend on the egg

bun in the oven

the bun aint ignorant

picks up external stimuli

why would anyone suspect that a chick a lizard a snake a black widow a platypus is ignorant 


life in its endless array and formats is aware 
                                                    although
after the egg hed agree ignorance can set in

before 1544,  Thursday,  22  7. 21
1246,  Saturday,  7  8. 21
Cat Stevens  Moonshadow  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwPK_JJvPbA 

7.8.21

she pursed her lips
                       lovely mouth 
she didnt have to

she had his undivided attention a major accomplishment  he recognised it

Anso . . do you believe in reincarnation?

that came in out of right field again
                                        though he liked her random approach to conversationit kept him on his toes  he may not have been a dancer but he could buy her drinks tie her up in knots verbally  lunge parry  cross with wit

You believe in reincarnation

I asked you.

I wouldnt ask youhavent asked you without showing my hand have I

she smiledtouched her tongue to a canine 
                                            No. You haven’t.  That's refreshing. We’re still playing, and you’re playing nice.

I have my moments
                     You believe in reincarnation

I like the concept, although homos that we are, I believe a majority of people would assume that reincarnated they’d return a homo. she played her homo card again  used it like seasoning or an herb  she was fond of it

A fine consideration mirrors mine Without a guaranteean none forthcoming  Id decline

Again, like minds; however, what is the reasonthe singular reason you’d decline?

I got two
Two?

Yes  Yabetter be working on your one

I better.

I do not want to return as a male anglerfish or a male bird Birds do it bees do it fish in the seas do it refused to be lured Ella

Let’s Do It.

Atta girl
          Im not surprised

Thank you.
             Why not an anglerfish or bird?

Anglerfish in short order has to find a female or dies an finding the female he fuses to her loses his eyes all his internal organs except his testes ultimately becomes a sack  a sack among many sacks the gal hauls around

Jesus.   I didn’t know that.

Bird I prefer having a cock an penetrate than a cloaca a mere opening   don sound like fun

I didn’t know that either.

Dismalhuh Reincarnation  slim chances Ill admit but Ive put it out into the world Powers that may be may be sick fucks
You

Give me a moment, I’m flabbergasted . crazy . .
. . A platypus is crazy too

after 1700,  Thursday,  29  7. 21
1139,  Saturday,  7  8. 21 

Yahman yah
              he thought he was the shit he made her cry Jesus Christ JesusChrist JesusfuckingChrist when she came

he wasnt going to ask her for a highfivehe looked inside to his peanut gallery  I turned her inside out

Waahooo! You da man, you da man!

Right
      Shes gonna crave meshe aint gonna be able to get enough of me

Donbe losing yer shit now, yaint all that.

Wait  yaheard her

We did . . justdon get all caughtup in yourself.
                                                 Ya might not be whaya think yare; might have been a one-off.

Might not be who I think I am

Might not be.
                  Whamakes ya think yare?

Think Know  Yaheard her cry out

Aahyes, heard herheard her loud an clear; but she didn’t cry yer name, did she?

No not my name
                   But JesusChrist JesusfuckingChrist mighty close chortling smoked up out of the peanut gallery  Ya kiddin me Yare laughing

Muzzle it everyone . . . feelings!
You say feelings

I did, yadon want me, us, hurting yer feelings do you? 


I don follow  She busted a nut I made her cried JesusChri . .
. . That’s not your name.

No  Not my name

That’s our point. 

Your point

That’s our point; wouldn’t yahave liked her to cry your name?  Aint three syllables . . . Joe.

Your pointwhas your point

That she cried Jesus Christ.

 

Yathink thats oddIve cried JesusChrist  a wicked blowjob  taking a gal from behindwatching our reflection in a mirror
Yah.
      We rememberwe saw; crazy nights.
Just saying ya mightwe might be more impressed if she cried . . Joe!

Joe
    A single syllable don cut it Itd sound like a dog barking Joe Joe Joe   Joe Catch my drift Howling JoefuckingJoe still not conducivenot for a great orgasm the great orgasm she obviously enjoyed he cleared his throat  sought some acknowledgment 

We followcatch your drift, we do . . we do; if JesusfuckingChrist does it for you, then it does.

It does

If Iwe may.

May wha
                Wha

If we may?

Yamay knock yourselves out

Thank you.

Not yet
        Spit it out first

Awright.  Awright.
                    Whaif rather than JesusfuckingChrist . . she cried . AwRoger Roger! Fuck!Roger! whaif?

Roger

Five syllables each, man. JesusfuckingChrist. AwRogerRoger.

Roger
        Roger who

Ya got a buddy Roger.
                        While Jesus Christ aint a buddy, he is familiar.
Ya don take exception when JesusfuckingChrist is cried. In the heat of passion.
Yalook funny.

Yabeing funny

No.  Just saying.
                          Changes the dynamics.

after 1700,  Thursday,  29  7. 21
0117,  Saturday,  7  8. 21

 

 

he wasnt clever
                 he had his momentsthough they were few and far between

however it seemed recently that the leniency of his retirement if employers not hiring him staking him constituted leniency allowed his thought-process to slow linger  willow and distillate
                                                                       deliberate thoughts are usually better 
he didnt have to shoot from the hip anymore

he wasnt accurate when he did 



that afternoon he surprised him

usually he dragged him around by his hairdragged him back through the words hed just said 
                                                                                                   Ifya don wanna hear wha Im saying cut me off  Its gotta be embarrassingto some extent that either yare not following me or yare not hearing me

I can hear you.

Hearing aint listening buddy
                               If Im in deeper waters than ya care to be say so

absently his head down he passed his cellphone back and forth between his hands

An that damn thing is a distraction Set it down on the table

It’s not distracting me.
It is 
     You readily admitted you cant do two things at once Its distracting you Maybe its face like a mirror throws your reflection up an sets you to wondering about your next on-line dating hit thinking who she might be
                                                                                                          An wondering yarent listening to me 


You don’t understan . .
. . If yare listening to me youd know I understand 
                                                     Put the phone downDisconnect If youd rather look at your phone well have a beer some other time  I don wanna interrupt your fantasies

I’m not fantasizing. 


Oh  but you are 

 

maybe the accusation made him set it down maybe not

                                                               setting the machine down inspired him Fired a neuron as he was fond of saying

not five minutes later as they talked about his recent hospital stay 
                                                                      So, do you know how to tell who the head nurse is?

Umm its identifiedstitched onto her tunic declared on her IDher employment badge

No, the knees of her scrubs are soiled.
deadpan

he laughedcaught him off guard Thats funnyvery funny  usually my purview but thats funny  particularly coming out of your mouth 
               he kept laughingthinking he couldnt remember the last time he heard him tell a joke he shook his head thoroughly enjoying the moment


sundry sexual chatter followed 

not five minutes later
                       they were talking about the next time he had people over to his place for a pool party Could you do me a favor though?

Favour Sure

Yeah, thanks, don’t wear your drag suit; my friends are more tame than yours.
                                                                                  he howled at his own joke
he couldnt help but join himMuthafucker was on a roll

drag suit implying crossdressing not the Speedo polymesh his daughter gave him that he wore while swimming laps

Man ya ought to quit playing with your phone more often
                                                             You can be funny

after 1738,  Thursday,  24  6. 21
1232,  Reggae Friday,  6  8. 21

6.8.21

Is there anyone dumber than a devotee
                                           a zealot 
                                                      a fanatic
 
                                                                        weve reached the basement  the gutter 
everything else is up 
                      but thats not where theyre going
theyre on their hands and knees
                                   the hierarchys purest priests and patriots will stand on their backs 

he had no pity
               one shouldnt go down on their knees until they understand precisely what their purpose is  they should understand theyre a pawnshould be grateful theyre a pawn  theyve bought in 

hard rubber heels boot heels leathersoles arent forgiving  worse when goosestepping 

 


Surely there’s a purpose you’d serve, submit to.

Havent ran into one yet

There’s not a community you’d enter?

For wha purpose

Since you’re being stubborna real pain in the ass . . to survive.
Nah 

No?
     That was pretty damn immediat . . 
. . Ive already given it thought

You wouldn’t join a group to survive?

Group Wha is it   A community group your terminology footloosefancyfree A Church a gang  a faction

No matter to hell with labels; you’d be surviving. 
                                                   by his expression he knew he was being earnest  he liked how the plum leaves shadows fell across his face providing animation to his stonyrigid countenance

I know this wont placate youyoull take exception youll tell me Im splitting hairs quibbling prevaricating  Life isnt about survival its about living  Aint nothing getting out of here alive 

The oath we took to enter  its premise
                                           Yare conceived ya die

1600,  Saturday,  17  7. 21
324 or 1524,  Thursday,  5  8. 21
Michael Jackson  Thriller  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEHsIcsjtdI 

how smart is Texas

logic equations

in Texas

if a Trump virus case at school, then that administration does NOT have to notify parents

if head lice at school, then that administration HAS to notify parents

1954,  Reggae Friday,  6  8. 21

  

gritty Noem throws the bones

she encourages the Sturgis motorcycle rally

likely bodies will drop outside South Dakota

providing her plausible deniability

See no evil

Hear no evil

Speak no evil

shes part of the monkey troop 


Let em die

prefers 727 or 1927,  Reggae Friday,  6  8. 21