ahh coffees ready
time to get up off his assput the
pen down quit wagging it like it was his
dick and so fuckin admirable butthen he risked as all guys dothinking their dicks are
admirable Comere Comere
Come close I wanya to get a
good look at this There See Isnt that admirableId say magnificent but
Im trying real hard to be modest I figure admirable admirable cuts it
figure I can get away with that and not be a seen a preening peacock Admirable
Secretly Magnificent
Whaddaya
think
What cup what cup whacup to use
this morning
their cupboard had four shelves dedicated
to coffee cupsunimaginative family giftgivers
I think Dad needs this coffee cup
I saw it and I couldnt help myselfIt was so you his girlfriend suffered a mother and two brothers a coffee cup is an inexpensive gift How could I not buy for youIt screamed your
name curiously never a pound of whole beans with the
gift always empty a decorated coffee cup or
mug that invisibly says I love you
he told her they needed to get rid of some of
the cups and mugs
You knowyou just know when we
give them away to the . .
. . Garage sale
. .
.
. You ever buy a mug at a garage sale
No Cant say I have
Me neitherdont interrupt When we give them away to the Salvation ArmyGoodwill
. .
. . If theyll accept
them
You think a nonprofit or charity
refuses donations
Coffee cups Mugs
I think we bundle em up and send them back to Chinathey deserve that the country can suck tea from coffee cups
Still interrupting
I cant help myself sorry Please continueIll swallow my tonguethat ought to stop me
she smiledYoure funny As I was saying The momenthe raised his hand Are you kidding me
I just wanted to be recognised
one brief moment morethen Ill shaddup
Okay youre recognised
Thank you Id neveryoud never buy anyone a coffee cup so I dont
think we ought to take into account peoples feelings for coffee cups they gave
us because Thats easy Check Gift I had to say
You say that in the sterilitythe vacuum
of our homeour conversation Could youdamn you could
you could adios almost anything without remorse regret
Theyre worthless
collusions Whywhy consider them Everyone makes choicesYou think we haveanyone
has the right to judge anothers choice
Hear me out Drop the semantics
Im interrupting againIm sorry
You cant help yourself
I
cant
I know she took a deep breath as if she was going
for a long swim underwateras if she were Shelley Winters gulping air to swim the
bowelspassageways of the upsidedown Poseidon
What I was saying she glanced over at
him baiting him he didnt take the bait he prided himself on being one who was smart
enough to get away it shut him
up
I was sayingshe aped You knowyou just know you know when we give them awaythe
moment we give them awaythrow them away cuz we can do that too familys
going to showand show up for the expressed purpose of checking the cupboard for
the cup they gave us theyll evaluate our love for them by us having the albatross they tied around our throats
You got nothing
No Nothing though I dig your reference of an albatross Vile despicable families I didnt sign upIm a spawn And
again Ill remark we have never gifted a soul a coffee cup or fucking mug Or for that matter a shotglass Or an
ashtray
No We havent Though youre prone to found rocks and bones
Who
the fuck wouldnt love a great stone or rocka skull femur vertebra Id shit for a gift like that
Would it hurt your feelings if
you went to their home expecting to find the rock or bone you gave them gone Sorry Gave it away Sorry
Threw it away
CUNTS!
You wannabe a cunt And you know Im not keen on the word
Point Taken
he chose from the myriad of
coffee cups and mugs they hadthey were divvied into his and hers on different shelves
she didnt use any of hishe didnt use any of hers
he also poured himself
threefingers of Clontarf
black coffee Irish whiskey
together they might heal the
affront of fucking coffee cups and mugs they never asked for instead
he rather they could all suck his magnificent cock
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