it humoured him

                  every time the guy had a wordwords that were of a foreign language he tried to sayem with  appropriate accents

                              Youre Mexicans awfully good

It’s not Mexican.

Arya sure  Sounded Mexican to me your French an German an Italian are for shit

                                                                                       But your Mexican accent guys face is going screwy is really pretty good

    It’s Spanish.

Not Spain Spanish

Spain Spanish?

Its not tha your Mexican Spanish is best I can tell

                                                       I don try their accent I don know peeons

Jesus. Peons? his face went screwy again

Howdya spell tha

face went slack  no stretchmarks  Spell what?

Wha displeased you

What displeased me?

he wondered a splitsecond if his face went spastic

                                                It was your displeasure

Oh yes. Yes.   Peons.

Spelling

You know.

I don think we spell them alike

P  E  O  N  S.  Happy?

Spelled it as I thought you might

                                   Mines more derogatory

More derogatory than calling them pe . .

. . Whas the definition

It carries a negative connotatio . .

. . Implying correctly  a lack of power an aside from their labor lack of significance     Wha is a peeon

A laborer.

Ja

    Something other to rural America

An unskilled farm worke . .

. . In Southeast Asia a low-ranking worker

                                            Good  Were in agreement   Denial woud be unfortunate

You said yours was more derogatory.

Look at you

               You remembered

P  E E    O  N

Jesus.

I think Hed disagree with you tha He was   though

                                                       Really took a bullet for the team

Therefore   Maybe

                       Im being illliberal  Uncultured  Unrefined     I know ya know

How do you spell it

face shifted one thread of a screwmaybe the slightest of stretchmarks 

                                                              Spell?

Illliberal

Really?

Humour me  Youre so good at it

maybe two threads or a deepenin stretchmark

                                          I  L  L  I  B  E  R  A  L.

As you woud   I thought maybe youd play

                                                I  L  L  L  I  B  E  R  A  L   Three Ls

Ill   Nasty

               Havin fun while I am

 

    Maybe Ill quit   If ya quit with the lousy accents                              

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1445,  Monday,  4  8. 25

nonsense

          havin a little fun

while editing the last piecepost he discovered among the labels hes used listed was rytins

                                                                                                  it wasnt his

he would have liked it to be but it wasnt

                                            oddly

he was okay he was beat to the punch

                                          should have held his hands higherprotected his ribs with his elbows

ifya lose

           yaoughta learn

 

he went inlooked up the post that contained it obviously  writings

                                                                     that piece he concluded

whyknot  and whyknot wrest this forlorn page from trashdom and obscurity

                                                                                  just another small thankless service voyeurs provide    

    some fun

it was written on pi Day Monday 14March 2016  about a forlorn page a damp piece of paper he found in December 2015

trashdom

obscure

a voyeur providing another small thankless task service

                                                               such be a voyeurs voyage

he likened his to Ulysses

                            when he had his sailors tightlybind him to the ships mast deafened themselves with beeswax and sail near the Sirens so he could hear their enticing enchanting song

                                                                                               maddening

survived 

heroic  

they tell their tale

                      tail?

de tale  de tail

   de end

1114,  Monday,  4  8. 25

https://fabulahub.com/en/story/the-story-of-odysseus-and-the-sirens/sid-248

quince tin

          breezin out hypnopompic quince tin was waitin on him or whispered as he didOh  Good mornin to you too

Could it have been quinceañera

No not añera  tin 

No

debatingarguing with himself first thing in the morningnot even out of bed hadnt washed his face fed the cats in an out made coffee

Quitin time

No

Quentin

I don know any Quentins

Quiet Rin  Tin  Tin

Two syllables

Quotient

No

Coincidence

Two syllables

Im tryin

Quit it

Quit it or   quit it a possibility

You  Quit   It

Im tryin to help

Unnecessary

              Quit

It was quince tin  Probably preserves toast with my coffee I like quince

    I was just tryin to help   So what do you think

 

Im thinking   possibly  any all  my sleeping self dreamed self hypnopompic personnel helpinalong my phonaesthetics attack on Tolkien his most beautiful sound   cellar door

Ooh  Possibly

Or

    Nothing

Nonsense

Nonsense

Possibly

0711,  Monday,  4  8. 25

Jaysus.

Wha

        Yabrought it up

I brought it up as a fact of biology, physiology, anatom . .

. . Out of the blue  Im just countering

Why you got to counter like that?

Id eat there

                I eat there

Would you shaddup, my God.

You don eat there

                     Wha a fuckin disappointment you have been must be your girlfriends your wiv . .

. . Only two, don’t say it like I’m in and out of marriages.

Whoa

       Really don like the name of the restaurant

I don’t, no.

    Wha a prude

I am not.

Methinks thou dost protest too much queenie

                                                     I bet queens woud eat there

Just drop it.

Uhuh

       Lipsmackin      The Anus & the Genitals

The and is an ampersand a ligature  youll recall or you wont

                                                                   A night club bar upscale eatery

Not a family-style restaurant

At least as I envision it

Can you imagine the decor

 

    If youd kept your mouth shut Id not have flirted with the idea

What did I say?

Ya kiddin me

                  What did you say

Evidently something that set you off.

    Evidently

Yacant remember

                  Yareally got to work on your short-term memory

Or pay attention to yourselfwhaya say

 

May I

May away. I’m dying to hear.

thought he might clear his throat but thought again  a little too dramatic

                                                                  Perineal seam

The only seam on our bodies Scars arent  The seam where once we were finished being stuffed we were stitchedup

Actual name is perineal raphe  R  A  P  H  E

                                                       Sounds like a mighty tasty appetiser

Jaysus.

exiting where they entered                     

1403,  Saturday,  2  8. 25

1251,  Sunday,  3  8. 25

I really cant believe were arguing possible

                                             Pharmaceuticals use the word to convince people to buy their products fine print POSSIBLE side effects . . .

That doesn’t mean the side effects will pertain, even happen to the majority of people who have been prescribed.

POSSIBLE  is a guarantee

No.

    How better to illustrate my point

buddy had his smartphone in hand  Possible.

                                                     Using it as an adjective, or noun?

Arya kiddin me Adjective  Possible side effects

                                                   Glibly  Wha does your dictionary say

“Able to be done; within the power or capacity of someone or something.”

Able to be done

Possibly.

Lemme provide you a scenario

If someone, a patient, doesn’t experienc . .

. . Violentlyvomit if sweets or alcohol is ingested

    If they don’t . . the side effect wasn’t possible, the warning negated.

Anya want to take tha chance

                                  Lemme say

No. No.  You’re going to give a drasti . .

. . A drastic side effect thawoud affect them

    A drastic example.

Ja

      Anwhy

You tell me. You exhaust me.

I give drastic over-the-top examples scenarios to drive home my point

                                                                         A huge SS guard standing at the sliding door of a boxcar machine gun in handslung from his shoulder hate to say it theres only so many bullets an so many many more Jews Poles gypsies queers Hungarians threw that in because buddys bloodline is as indicated by 23andMe or AncestryDNA or MyHeritage DNA he hadnt a fuckin idea oneofem  The boxcar is jammed to the gills  Impossible to sit

As the leering SS man slowly slides the door shut on five hundred people he says at the top of his lungs  It’s possible one of you will survive.

    Yawanna take tha chance

What a bullshit scenario.

Yawanna take tha possible chance

Bullshit.

1403,  Saturday,  2  8. 25

1201,  Sunday,  3  8. 25

Hi  My name is Sex

    How old are you?

Why do you ask

You don’t look old enough to know what sex is.

I am Sex

Sex?

Thats the name my parents gave me

                                                 that really wasnt the truth

they were forced to give the boy the name by authorities

he was their third child and Child Welfare had been notified due to circumstances situations with the older children

his parents were in the habit of not taking particularly good care of them but when Child Welfare intervened they were able to straightenup and fly right

                                                 for a while

to authorities their children were products of sex unintended consequences

                                                                                 so

an act was conceived  studied   debated     legislated

                                                              if

lousy spotty parents had another child or childrenGodforbid they would be named Sex so the rest of the community would realise the child was disadvantaged and come together as the proverbial village it takes to raise a child

               sterilisation was not an ethical option

not that it wasnt considered  debated

 

a field too big to hoe

1352,  Saturday,  2  8. 25

1109,  Sunday,  3  8. 25

Dad

he called him

Yes, son. thought maybe punctuating the sentence hed throw him off he would call him by his name not son

Im not a fan so you understand

                                      Wha do think about tuna melts

I don’t.

          Who the hell puts cheese on fish?

Thas my thought too

But let me ask you this

Shoot.

If you were in a restaurant and the menu offered only two items

 

Okay.

 

One was something you don like

                                       And the second a tuna melt

Go hungry

    Did I look at the menu before I sat down?

Come on  How many times have you regarded a menu before sitting at a table

Can’t say that I do.

No  Ya don

The only two things?

Yes

        Its served on toasted sourdough  cheddaroops almost forgot   served with sauerkraut on top

A good kraut?

Georges Polish deli in Seattle  Homemade

Sauerkraut.

Kraut swingin your favour

I’d eat the tuna melt.

Dammit

Dammit?  Why?

Id eat it too

                 But if there was a third ite . .

. . But there wasn’t.

No  There was not

S’ppose we’re eating fish with cheese on it.

    Ja

          Apparently                                                                                                                 

Coud we keep this between us

1352,  Saturday,  2  8. 25

1019,  Sunday,  3  8. 25

 

   Sydney Sweeney

                     Oh Sydney  see whacha did https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWnHWbeeFxA

he hadnthe wasnt aware

                           hadnt a friend a woman said something hed be clueless now

I don know wha youre talking about

Sydney Sweeney, the current America sexpot.

Nah

      Aint unseating Raquel Welch  The actual term is sex symbol

Sweeney Blonde  Nope

First saw her in Euphoria

That was forever ago.

Was it

         Saw she made a Stones video in LA

She’s in everything now.

Evidently not everything I pay attention to

    Whellshit. That’s right. No social media for you.

Nada

        Waste of time

Says the asocial ascetic.

He do methinks

You watch Stewart.

Ja

The Daily Show.

No

     Only Stewarts Mondays

I catch his podcast that air Thursdays

But not the other chairs?

No Im sure theyre funny but funnies romcoms Ive better things to do If I need a dose I catch a standup

Thas my extent of funny

Your Chautauquas.

Ja

     I turn over coins see their flipsides read the fine print on drug prescriptions wha people suffermy sister to lose weight  she began takin a drug tha woudlove this possibly make her vomit if she eats chocolate imbibes alcohol

Ozempic?

I have no idea

                  Howbout exercising a little will power

People aren’t you.

Ill take tha as a compliment not a knock

Maybe you ought to read the fine print.

Maybe

So I know you want to say about Sydney An from wha Ive seen youd be wrong

                                                                                     Wha you think comes with age

    What am I thinking?

Sloppy tits

Damn.

1938,  reggaefriday,  1  8. 25

1215,  Saturday,  2  8. 25

while dreaming

while fleeing hypnopompic    waking

he was editing a piece

                       and just as he was aware he was awakeeyes closed he thought  Critique  Oblique

chuckled  because his next thought was phonaesthetics

                                                              his ongoing knock of Tolkiens cellar door

no it is not the most beautiful word in the English language

Criticise  Slant

                 not so beautiful

however even before he opened his eyes whatever had been fully formedscribed in his dreams dissipated  vanished   in toto

                       only the wash the waves  Critique  Oblique  remained

he took it on the chin

was knocked out  1, 2, 3, 4 . . .

10 came  not that he heard

not that he remembered being taken back to his corner sat on a stool

not the coldwater sponge across the back of his neck water running down his back chest into his shorts

not the ammonia ampoule broke under his nose  inhaling it

not . . .

              those things were gone too

said aloud

Critique

Oblique

Hey kitkats

the three knuckleheads october shy bomber were perched on the foot of the bed

he smacked his lips

                      Breakfast

they smacked theirs

                       but they didnt speak

when they did

they were going to make a cool million

                                              he wasnt greedy

0923,  Saturday,  2  8. 25

“I have ordered two Nuclear Submarines  to be positioned in the appropriate regions, just in case these foolish and inflammatory statements are more than just that. Words are very important, and can often lead to unintended consequences, I hope this will not be one of those instances. Thank you for your attention to this matter!”

    guess who

his bid would be felon 

Hegseth isnt that brazen though he assumes hed like to be

he also has to admit that when he read “I have ordered two Nuclear Submarines . . .” his mind leapt in  Nuclear Subs  Deli sandwichesJa 

https://heathercoxrichardson.substack.com/p/august-1-2025

 

yesterday he wrote  . . . refers to technologys  unintended consequence

this United States’ administration exhibits nothing but unintended consequences their words often juvenile cruel debasing depraved shouldnt lecture the American people “(w)ords are very important . . .”

 

felon wags nuclear submarines around for the purpose of distracting attempting to obscure the last three months US jobs report creeping inflation and but of course  Jeffrey Epstein and convict Ghislane Maxwell

Heather Cox Richardsons article concludes “Chris Truax, an appellate lawyer who served as Southern California chair for John McCain’s 2008 primary campaign, noted that Trump’s wild stories, inability to understand numbers, and inability to place events correctly into a timeline are key signs of dementia.”

 

    Dementia.

                     Don mention it

Best to take news by enjoying a wee bit of humour with it

1004,  Saturday,  2  8. 25

Chris Truax  https://thehill.com/opinion/campaign/5429516-trump-confabulation-dementia-signs/?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email