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22.2.25

had edibles

five milligrams twoanahaf kickers

poured coffee

Hold on

What?

Ill have mine black thank you

I got creamer, hazelnut.

Not today

Why not today?

Not feelin it

Jesus, if you ain’t a moving target.

Make my Dad proud

Im movin since hes more a sittin duck these days

Sometimes gets so engrossed doin jigsaw puzzles he forgets to eat lunch

I can imagine.

You No

Slave to your belly

I’m not.

Correct me if Im wrong

You said when we head south this weekend to meet your son meet my daughter wed get there in time for brunch

Sure as shit I don think tha way

No one thinks the way you do.

Ill take tha as a compliment

Don’t.

they took the coffees outside and sat in the sun

had been cool rainy past couplethree days

warmth would feel good

Which are you Siloed or silenced

What are you talking about?

Our current political climate

With my computer down no television cant get my hands on a decent newspaper you not keepin me in the loop despite sayin ya woud

Silo

Silent

You usually say.

I do

Thought Id change it up

Between reading books Ive been writing letters Wrote our senators House rep urgingem to challenge felon an letter F backslash elon at every opportunity

You really wrote them?

Them Letters to family too

he shook his head

How do you do that?

Pick up a pen a piece of paper

Last time you wrote a letter

I couldn’t say.

What’s the price of stamps?

First Class Seventythree cents

Jesus.

Ive no idea

Your soul

What are you talking about?

Jesus' price

At the end of the Bible

You know wha ought to be there instead of The End

I don’t think The End is at the end of the Bible.

Probably not

Probably not God is Dead either

No.

Probably not.

Ya know how it ought to end

Here we go.

No. How should it end?

In Latin

In Latin?

Capto per globos corda et mentes sequentur

Meaning?

Grabem by the balls their hearts an minds will follow

Jesus.

Had He espoused tha I might have quit laughing at the Biblical stories the nuns read Daniel in the lions den fat chance they woudnt eat him an woudnt have had to kneel on broomsticks

Coudave had a believer

1410, Sunday, 16 2. 25

1107, Saturday, 22 2. 25

Monkees I’m a Believer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PQAqprjOuA

he wokedidnt stir

didnt open his eyes

imaged his expression mirrored on the back of his eyelids

hed be wrong

was no good at sketching

finally

opened his eyes

There you are well

Again

Again such a pained look

OUCH tha looks like it hurt

Yadidnt pull the trigger

A euphemism Really

No didnt an don I donwanna hear knew hed mock him

he did

Pull your pud

KahRist

Youre dating yourself

Yeh Dating my age

Youre dating yourself

Clever

Clever enough thaif I were you Id pull the trigger

Id be enthusedHell Enthusiastic

Yahwell youre myself not me

If we swappe . .

. . No can do . .

. . Don interrup . .

. . We tried once

Yaforget

No really turned ourselves into a pretzel chuckled

he chuckled too Didnt leave the house for nearly a week

Was unfortunate

Unfortunate

Though funnyepically funny Not often one gets to gaze into their rectum

HA near wreckedus

Nearly

Tonight

Yapromise

Maybe gaze at some pictures before bed

The Playmate Book

Late Sixties early Seventies

I coud do tha

If I coud I woud

Deal

Then we will

early AM, Saturday, 22 2. 25

0921, Saturday

21.2.25

Sorry . excuse me . . talking to yourself?

You don

I do.

Do you talk out loud or telepathically?

Ill give you a moment to gather yourself restate your question

What?

Why ratherhow telepathic

annoyed To yourself.

We shoud agree telepathic is the ability to communicate without speakin readin anothers thoughtsthough

woud be more likely my ability to read yours rather than you read mine Half the time you cant follow wha comes out of my mouth

Shit. You’re correct.

No I do not speak

Why exert the energy

I’ll talk to myself out loud.

For purpose of memory

How do you mean?

Remind yourself theres something wha you wish to rememberfix in your mind for another time or say you began hardboiling eggs but left the kitchen to do a quick chore tha absorbed ya

Did tha once ruined the eggs

Ruined?

Burnedem one exploded

You shouldn’t admit that.

Im unlike you

I . . I don’t appreciate your tonewhy would you say it like that?

Lying by omission

I don . .

. . Ya do

My girls lived at home they tried tha pull the wool over the old mans eyes Ive spent years grazin snatch kept my eyes peeled

Christ.

When I asked wha they did when they were out they learned shortorder I didnt want CliffsNotes Thamade for our terribly honest relationships

Which you struggle with

Despite singing the praise of how honest you are

Yes I burned boiled eggs

Admission

Not omission

The truth shall set you free

laughter peeled out his throat

HAR HAR.

Try it

Youll like it

I’ve my reaso . .

. . To lie

To restrain . . . exactly . . how I feel.

It doesnt feel dishonest Is tha whaya think

Something like that.

Nothing?

Make your bed Sleep in it

1449, Sunday, 16 2. 25

1236, reggaefriday, 21 2. 25

Eurythmics Would I Lie to You https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7C3HYOLJSoM

unstuck in time occurred to him

Yes conceded

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z26BvHOD_sg played

his daughters songtheir song

played inside a gray Tacoma pickup stopped at a traffic light

her Toyota was red ’84

crossing in front of it he closed the book he was reading on his finger

hard

to read through tearedeyes

he couldnt make out the driver

a woman

hidden behind the reflection a slash of noonsun

saw her hand

a colouredbeaded bracelet round her wrist

saw hanging from the rearview mirror

a small catgut dreamweaver

a spray of matching beads

a single feather hung from it

twisting in the air from the open windows

as he passed he did not glanceleft over his shoulder

if a wraith

he could not bear to see

1415, Thursday, 24 2. 22

1117, reggaefriday, 21 2. 25

Israel Kamakawiwo'ole

out of a hot lavendersalt bath

into bed

sighed to himself No No not tonight

Whadaya mean not tonight

last thing he wanted to do was argue with himself Not tonight

Whadaya mean not tonight

Wha I said

Yakiddin me

Thas tantamount denyin if someone NO thank you wanted to have sex with you

Yakiddin me

Come Its not like havin sex with someone

Excuse me all to Hellmake love winked

You know its better than tha

Better

Imagination Think

Think of all the impossible gumbypositions Ive contorted myselfcontorted tied in knots tiedup knots my partnerpartners

Aah

There is tha

Yeh Tha

So wha youre saying isan I cant believe Im sayin this

Youre not in the mood

he chuckled

Yeh Ive got a headache

2236, Thursday, 20 2. 25

1014, reggaefriday, 21 2. 25

Pet Shop Boys I’m Losing My Mind https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l87T-7aW5Tk

20.2.25

Axis of Evil

Bush the Younger determinedly spoke of the Axis of Evil

America has a new Axis

that is

China Russia the United States

welcome to felons world

1703, Thursday, 20 2. 25

something happenedtheyd never learn whatno one ever would

the learned

taken to their knees anyoneeveryone who survived

nomads

or went mad

which was generous of nature

She provided anesthetics

they felt nothing as they went as they tipped over not eating not drinking

died

he was stubborn

No. You're a prick.

he was a prick

he determineddecided to finally head home see if his folks survived

always thought the nut didnt fall far from the tree

it took him months of days

he did the math in the dirt with his toe HA twothousand miles

forty miles a day

sixtysixpointsixsixsixsixsixandonanonanon 666

on a highway to Hell ?

hed find out

there

reminded him of a girder & panel building set sans panels orangerust girders piled arrayed

had to have an animalanimals

or slaves

his father

mother sat mutely at the mouth of a wooden shambles reminded him of his childhood house

it dead center it its heart

they looked beat

not beaten

he said Looks like youre doin well

guarded We’re getting’ along.

Other family

No.

None.

Along

Along.

You do what you got to do, son. man never called him by his name always son

he motioned headnodded to the stackedstrewed orange metal

Oer the ramparts brightly gleamin

You could say.

I did

It looks like a fort

It’s a compound. a weirdsmile sideslithered across his face

Compound

Words, son.

Of all people you ought to know to be specific using them.

Compound

Yes.

Suggestive

Yes.

I hope you fare well.

Overnight dream, Thursday, 20 2. 25

1504, Thursday

AC/DC Highway to Hell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjAMHH3vysA

https://www.ushistory.org/documents/banner.htm?srsltid=AfmBOoppd9__iS660T-UzAv_izJZtPanm71WEnTjAc1rOSeGKJjtq0AQ#google_vignette

11.2.25

Forgetting is a gift.

someone said that he read it he couldnt remember who Ha hah

to his friend

Though youre sensational at it

he chuckled It’s a gift.

Might say then youre gifted

You don’t mean that?

Im being facetious Happy you picked up the tone in my voice

Youre in a league of your own

Facetious?

Squared

You have to beat up on me?

I wish I didnt

But if I didnt youd think you were gold

his arms fell haplessly to his sides

Looks like surrender

I am becaus . .

. . Submission

Ya got to be a prick?

Me an Popeye

What’s that supposed to mean?

I yam wha I yam

Singlehandedly he helped me dislike my dislike of spinach

Although coudnt ever grasp his affection for Olive Oil

Jesus

Long and lean?

Teenytits No thank you

An Brutus chasing her ass too

Maybe maybe had hidden talents

Ifya catch my drift

No.

You rarely catch my drifts

Surrender

Surrender?

Please

Please?

Gifted Forgetting

Ah.

You forgot

Ya took me off my pace.

A onelegged pace

Called a hop

A prick, and a braggart.

Aint braggin if I can remember

A wicked memory.

Long wicked memory

You know whas occurred to me

You?

Never.

Is it possible tha zombies are just horrific Alzheimers

Runs in your family right

How shall I say this?

Please Indelicately

Fuck you in the ass.

Aww Yamake me proud

My little boy all grownup

2257, Monday, 10 2. 25

2047, Tuesday, 11 2. 25

f/Elon

alive and well Well alive certainly jitteryanimated

“. . . we have people in there (Social Security) that are 150 years old.” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IatRmhSDths

Golly why didnt he name them before the White House press gaggle

President Roosevelt signed the act creating the Social Security Administration August 14, 1935

taxes were first collected January, 1937

then one-time lump-sum payments were made

regular ongoing monthly payments began January, 1940

soo 85 years ago payments began

if 150 years old

those recipients were born in 1875

why didnt f/Elon name them

he said people

2118, Tuesday, 11 2. 25

he was on a rollhed say

on a fat powdersugardusted stuffed raspberry jellyroll

smacked his lips

Aftered? You said that right? shifting in his chaircocking his head like a little birdy

I did

Whas the confusion

Confusion?

It’s not a word.

Not how I mean it However indicative present perfect English verb conjugation To After

You’re sure?

Wanna give me a fuckin break You know Im careful with words

Even while coining new ones

My aftered isnt dictionaries

What is your . . aftered?

Violet

You’ve said.

Wha have I said

Correct me if my quote is off.

As I woud

Violet’s hair, either red dyed blonde blonde dyed red.

Atta boy

Aftered refers to her?

Yah

Toppling into her stationwagon pushed her in on her back strippedsnapped her black leotard top an bra down to her waistflipped her overyanked her panties to her knees Aftered her ravenously

What did you do?

Violet was braziled Bare fore an aft Aft

Aftered

I don’t understand.

Brazilian waxed

That means nothing to me.

A hoot to me

After wards words nonespoken Fucked like crazed rabbits

he hesitated then shrugged

Cant help ya bro

Im on a roll

11PM, Saturday, 8 2. 25

1959, Tuesday, 11 2. 25

Beatles Got to Get You Ito My Life https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r95-7zfgtLw

PS only threepeat this week

2345hrs

Yafuckin kiddin me

he was talkin to himself

Guess you’ll see.

he asked if her rawragged stripes were blonde dyed red redhead dyed blonde

dug her wicked grin

Guess you’ll see.

Bitch Brasiled bare fore an aft

builtfashioned to take a lickin

gaspedsighed gagged Ohno . don’t ya dare motherfucker . . doncha dare stop.

Bitch Yabitch . . . don’t you dare.

he wasnt keen

but hed take it from her

she was slick wet as warming ice

tasty

tasty as an iceconeWha flavour

Wha flavours tha kept lappinsuckin

itd come to him

shoved his thumb up her assshe GASPed

yanked his head roundround by his hair ground his face

he bit her

MOTHERFUCKER.

Yah tasted like motherfucker tasted like softpeachlike apricot marmalade

11PM, Saturday, 8 2. 25

Monday, 10 2. 25

Three Dog Night Just An Old Fashion Love Song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oiXpHojBjg