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she was telling him about her experiences in Montessori

they were discussing education

he told her it wasnt until after college that he heard about it and maybe had he been informedhad learned of it while in college he would have stayed in the curriculum to become a teacher

though curriculum had been its deathknell

dropped that first course

the Registrar reimbursed him for it and all his textbooks a considerable amount of money

took that money and invested it in a buddys startup business

Apogee handcrafted bongs

they made a killin

I didnt know you taught at a Montessori

Yes. It was held in a church basement.

Generous of the church

Not so.

How do you mean

Some of the children were disabled. Disabled by polio. Walked with the aid of leg braces, some on crutches. Down stairs.

Down Stairs

Yeah.

There wasnt a freight elevator elevator

No.

Was there ever an accident

Not while I was there.

Sppose it makes sense

Sense?

How do you mean?

If a kid went down a flight of stairs

Who woud sue God

1052, 2sday, 14 1. 25

Felons Executive Time

legacy media was reporting on Felons forthcoming Day One Shock and Awe https://apnews.com/article/trump-day-one-border-executive-actions-30f78c3c983ae74555f281446fe22710?cid=eml_howtowin_%7Bdate%28%E2%80%98yyyyMMdd%E2%80%99%29%7D

best clowny can put together is an Awshucks

coud suck a haystraw while hes at it

Yah

he intended to oppose him at every turn he was able to

even wrote Felon at Truth Social to ask him how long he intended his new Executive Times would be during his lame-duck term

explained he was definitely expecting it a cherished holdover from Felons last golf-riddled term

1253, 2sday, 14 1. 25

https://www.axios.com/2019/02/03/donald-trump-private-schedules-leak-executive-time

Christ. What are you doing?

leaning against a kitchen counter he looked left

she stood at its threshold bundledup in the bed looking like a Wookiee

he smiled

Don’t you laugh at medon’t you dare it’s freakin’ cold.

Not in bed as I said as youre proving

Watchin the steam cominoff the coffeemaker

Fascinating

Same kind of fascination one enjoys while watching logs burn in a fireplace

Well have coffee inside five

Go back to bed Ill bring you your coffee

It’s cold.

Suns climbing the sky Itll warm

You’re not turning on the heat?

You won’t turn it on for me?

Not for me.

Not for anyone

I told ya wha youd have to brave

What if I said I was dressing and going home?

Want me to bring your coffee to your place

You’re not kidding.

You know me better thantha

Ill bring your coffee to bed we can cuddle Ill warm ya

And if I put my cold feet on your belly?

Ill warmem

I’m not bluffing.

I know you better thantha

Goddammit. Goddammit. Goddammit.

Three letters

Ill guess Y and E an S Be right there

You’re such a fuck.

Yes

Were good together

Head in right there

You ain’t all that mister.

Though apparently enoughGo

sighed shuffled into and down the hall

Kiddo he thought shes an awfully good sport

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13.1.25

old old if it aint broke don fix it pneumatic tube sighed

they got the message knew he was offanrunnin with something

Whereya gonnago with tha

Yasee its pregnant with possibilities

Pregnant with something

Yasee right

Things on this end a bit sketchy obtuse obscure

Assumed due to you being undecided

As yet

Mulling it over Yaread it yah

Over your shoulder as you were writing it down

Let me have youse doublecheck me

Sidebar youtube advertisement SPONSORED safe-choice.com

Ditto

Single Women Who Are Looking For Love

Will be savagely disappointed

Ditto

Not necessarilybut well return to tha

Really Like tha Suspense inspired

I like tha

It continues Share Your Emotions With Ladies Which Can’t Hide Their Feelings

Id say who but I didnt write it

Like they ever could

Ditto

Not tha Ive been with

Hellno you don leaned on women to keep their mouths shut

Woudnt cuz ya date bright attractive women

Aint got smarts youre byebye

True

Were also troubled Don think the ad will make any headway callin women ladies Woudnt want to be called one

Ditto

Returning to the scene of the crime The suspense

Ohyah Occurred to meId like your take

Occurred to me It may be meant for women

Women

Love

Whadayamean

Theres a long long road between meetin someone an love

Love from the getgo out the gate hefty lift tall order

Why people date why they vet

You don think people go in . .

. . Lookin for love

Yah

Nah Be a mistake

An men arent plied by love unless liars lookin to get laid

Think women want tha

Maybe ladies do

Yathink

I know

I love dear friends but thas not to say Im in love withem

Don know not convinced

Imagine the ad as an outline

Loves Introduction Roman numeral I

Following subtext capital letter A

Whereya goin

Capital A Share emotions

Awright

Next Capital B Square emotions not hidin their feelings

Immediately Yasee men in tha prospective outline Descriptors

I don

Unless liars as Ive already posited

You werent attracted

Not at all

Awfully attractive woman pictured

Advertised

But thasaid cant say Ive ever beeneven as a boy influencedswayed by ads

1120, Monday, 13 1. 25

Beatles The Long And Winding Road https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR4HjTH_fTM

Johnny Lee Lookin’ for Love https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mxIHL6d-RM

Hit the brakes

whole chassis froze on his command

he was arrested

had interior squirt some oil into his neck vertebrae before he dare lookupcrane to see what he heard on-line

. . . fukkus . . . fukkus . . . fukkus sounded like someone begging pitifully

Youtube lets commercials advertise fuck us

Don think so kids when he was ableoil had worked its way in alleviatingeasing any risk of binding

Look

they did together

was a McLaren car commercial

had never seen one before

had to be virtually dumb luck had Zero interest Zero zeal in automobiles

their corporate slogan Fearlessly Forward

. . . we fukkus Fearlessly Forward

So nobodys comin to fukkus

Into

Comin into fukkus

Assume hes a European engineer with a thick accent or plays one on television Accents audio are sensualattract attention

Focus kids

Focus

Whellshit thas anticlimactic

I hear ya

I apologise for jammin the brakesdumpin everybody forward

Everybody okay nobody hurt

Nah none tha we can tell Howbout you

Im fine braced before braking

I believe our psychosynchronisation is greaselighting

Acts like axons

Apparently

Were good

All good

Awright back to wha I was fukkusin on

Later gang

Betcha bossman

1008, Monday, 13 1. 25

Bangles Manic Monday https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsmVgoXDq2w

What are you talking about? I know words as every bit as good as you.

L I T O T E S

What? What did you spell?

L I T O T E S Lai tow teez

As you know

Since you know words as well as me

Means

he began to pull his iPhone out of his front hip pocket

No don do tha

I don’t know every word you do.

But every bit as good

Ironic understatement

For example Its not straightforward negative term or terms create emphasis

You anya know this so well You are not unfunny

As a matter of fact youre a fuckin riot as set forth right now

Awright

But I like words like you do.

You do But like an knowing arewe agree two different things

I like the way they look

Thaswha attracted me to litotes Clean Elegant Likeem for their ability to craft to emphasise either explicitly or subtly Make someone pullup short wondering if youve complimented them or not

I saw it

Had to look it up

Then liked it all the more

I can see a womans tshirt line with litotes across her breasts

Believe part of the attraction was the O for an I

Woud actually consider

I above

L I T O T E S

Or consider a C before

C L I T O T E S Quick glance looks like clitoris

Sex sells

Or not A MR FELON tshirt

Woud think of GoFundMe tshirts if it didnt take a cut all the proceeds for the strict benefit of people whose lives have been disruptedturned upsidedown by the LA fires

The harrowing overhead pictures of Malibu a day apart

How did words get us here?

1727, reggaefriday, 10 1. 25

2107, Sunday, 12 1. 25

12.1.25

D&D BDSM

made his brain roil

atop that mess he questionedprompted her she was churchy

Do you have any idea wha a lectern tha a priest reverend speaks from is called But its not lectern or dais or pulpit

Yes.

Yes not that he was incredulous but how quickly she responded

Im surprised that you of all people, words, words, words, that you don’t.

Not my bag Im not religious

I figure Im ahead of the game if I know wha a crucifix is

he could heard her shake her head over the phone

Gimme a break kiddo Ifya know say

It’s a called an ambo.

Spell

A M B O.

Were talkin about the structure that Orson Wells spoke from in the film Moby Dick It was shaped like a ships hull

Yes. Exactly.

Projecting from the soleas.

Spell

S O L E A S. Also raised, a projection.

distracted Youre a sharp cookie

You’re thinking, aren’t you?

What's turning, or should I say churning, in that skull of yours?

A M B O

As an acronym?

Fraid so

You got one

I do not.

And tripping your light fantastic?

Alien Mates Bodily Orifices

Because. Why?

Dungeons Dragons Bondage Discipline Dominance Submission Sadomasochism

Alien to me

However A common thread Sex

Very human

An therefore Id think very alien too

Primal

You are a peach.

I am curious

So . . . what else is new?

1727, reggaefriday, 10 1. 25

1821, Sunday, 12 1. 25

spent most of his life talking on landline telephones

they were virtually impervious to cuttingout voice glitches interruptions distortions

drop a fuckin pin can hear it bounce

his daughter calledsurprised him

hadnt expected to hear from her until next week

she was outanabout living her life

he had his was retired

she was jealous

Donbe Donrush your life time goes quick enough

Put in your time an in time youll enjoy the fruits of your labour

So you keep tellin’ me, Papa.

As I will

they were talkin cell to cell a thousandmiles apart

she was attending a game confab

wasnt a cosplaying event couldnt wrap his head round tha

he got Halloween

werent cosplayers

but

to each their own

which is why he couldnt understand the bitch about LGBTQIA+

they werent cosplayers

they were genuine

as his daughter was going on about the various games excitedly she mentioned one cut out caught a D an wha he thought was a M

when her garbled voice returned he interruptedExcuse me baby

Yeah Papa?

You cut out

I’m sorry.

Not your fault

The game you were talking about is it about B D S M

thought shed split a gut

Woowooo . no . . I said D and D.

Which is wha

Dungeons and Dragons.

I know not up your alley like BDSM would be.

Got tha right

Yaknow me so well so very well

1204, Sunday, 12 1. 25

404preferred, Sunday

priceless

granted

they were high

yet he opened a bottle of vodka without challenge

Wharya doin

he had a bottle of Kahlua a cartonpint of cream

Yathrowin some vodka in with tha

What?

Kahlua cream vodka A White Russian

Nah. I don’t think so. I don’t like vodka's bite.

It hasnt a bite

You may not think so but I do.

Vodkas like tofu Takes onenhances its determinators

Spikes the proof Youre tossing it atop a sweet liqueur an cream

I’m tellin’ you I don’t like it.

dismissive Each his own

Yeah. You say.

Yet you don’t act like it’s each his own.

No Not when Im drinking across from a guy

You know my knock on the feminisation of men

Why you have to keep on that?

Woudya rather I call it wha it ispull no punches

No euphemism Understand Im tryin to be nice

What euphemism?

Yakiddin me

No. I’ve no idea what you’re talking about.

Awrightthen Feminisation of men

Castration

Akin to self-deportation self-castration Yah I believe tha

Men keep gettin softer an softer Undergo plastic surgery Men use whas been womens makeup cosmetics

How deephow fuck effete can we go

Not my cup of tea

But if I may lemme return to my original question as youre getting into the Kahlua

What?

You understand youre tryin to unscrew a bottle cap tha youve already unscrewed

Yaforget wha screwins like

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he goes to bed alone

then many many night he wakes and finds that hes not

a conundrum

nah

many many of those nights correspond with him falling asleep shortly after masturbating

yah

thats who he wakes to

Whasup bub

Im the one who shoud be askin you

Im fine Jim dandy

HA Wha arya doin Up

Evidently providing you blood

Fuckin vampir . .

. . Who ya really don actually mind a bit bite if we be playin games

Nah Don mind at all

Tryin to figure out why youd be hanginround euphemism while Im contending with triads

DUH

Whadaya mean duh

So thaya can fightem with both hands tied behind your back

he laughed Really

laughing Really askin really

Ya whippedem

Awmygawd despite himself Funny

Seems ya got a brain in tha head of yours

Twos better than one

Suggest you keep tha between us

Lotsa guys walkinround just follow their cocks

I hear ya

Say

Yah

Last night was pretty hot

Yaplannin on meetinup with Violetexcuse me meatinup any time soon

Youre hilarious

Ofcoarse Share the same sense of humour

Marias throwin a party . .

. . Which Hmmhmmin or chemise

Hmmhmmin She has a house

Yes yes thas right thas right

Woudya be crossin any lines

Not if we play Seven in Heaven

Have I ever told you how much I like the way you think

You havent

Have I ever told you how much I appreciate you how much ya standup for me

Yahavent

Then Im happy we cleared the air

Yah

Im goin try to go back to sleep

Ill probably be here when you wakeup

Looking over you as it were

6AMish, Sunday, 12 1. 25

1107, Sunday

Tommy James and the Shondells I Think We’re Alone Now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soj0v4v4MzU

he fluttered out of Sleep into triad webs

seems things don prefer to come on him oneonone usually twos many threes triad

he would have said Arya kiddin me if the shehes and heshes werent already alert asked Whas wid dis

thinkbout it

his remark theirs triads

one he hung in was Deny Dismiss Destroy he appreciated the alliteration

all iteration iterating

Woudya stop we get it

Yah

Wereya gettin it while I was hypnoing an hypnaing backanforth like a crazylong pingpong rally freakin unrelenting

You like determination yalike grit yalike not givingup until your beat senseless

I do I do Seems to be preceding me

Yasaid triads

Yah

Other was Frustrate Resist Oppose

Jesus collectively they winkedimmediately reminding him of blue scallop eyes

Know where thas comin from

Yes we do Don have to read my mindsure its in my face the expression sneer

Sneer Understatement Like someone crushedstuck a gamy fresh turd under your nose

Tha apparent

No need to wear a red baseball cap sayin so

Besides

You don wear caps

I don despite my Maw insisting as a child I loved them

Told her I wasnt dressin me was I

a couple who were around at the time he only had an inkling they were there said She dressedya mighty cute

Like a little girls doll

Probably why I recoil from the word nixed from my vocabulary

We use it

Yah you do You do

Theres demarcation kiddos

A thin red line

Thicker Though I like your analogue

Note your not the Credit where credits due

Youre . .

. . Don do it

Sweet

An youse all full of shit Another nixed word

Good morning

Mornin bossman

6AMish, Sunday, 12 1. 25

1007, Sunday