. . . Yahwell  I don like it

You know what they sa . .

. . They

          Whos they

Would you cut it out who’s they?

                                  Gimme the universal they, wouldya?

shaking his head no

                        Awright   Run with it

Thank you.

Youre welcome

Such a pain in the ass.

Your pain baby

Don’t get cute.

No Never cute

No. You’re not.

                   As I was saying . . you know what they say is worse than people not talking behind your back?

I do not

Oscar Wilde.

Picture of Dorian Gray Im familiar

What’s worse is if they don’t talk about you at all.

Ill take it

            I neednt be talk about discussed

   Really?

              You prefer no one talked about you?

I prefer not being a subject matter

Your family?

As you know my family lives half the country away

                                                        I see them once a year for a week most of them for a single afternoonevening during my Dads birthday party

Rare telephone conversations during the year

Otherwise they are completely unfamiliar with me  An I they

Woudya want people who know of you yet not really know you presently to talk about you

                                                                                                Behind your back

But they’re family.

They are

            Anwhen I have something to say about one or the other I talk directly to them No intermediary  I don talk behind anyones back

Thas when trouble occurs

Well  soanso said

   Fuck soanso

Isn’t that a little ruthless?

Theyre ruthless  Im honest

                             I talked with my brother and sister separately recently an during conversation they admitted talking about me my memory I said to my sister when she didnt recall tha my memory was ridiculously sharp like looking back through fresh clear water

She agreed

            Then she mentioned that she and our brother talked about my memory  Called it preternatural

That’s a compliment . . . understand?

Yes

      My brother mentioned the same when we spoke But had I not called I woud not have known they thought tha

My point

Compliment

Disagreement

Talk to the person you have either with

Keep your nose clean

You’re severe.

Thank you

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0941,  2sday,  4  6. 24

“How many people in America believe what a politician says?”

                                                                  former Colorado Republican US representative Ken Buck

Buck was having a discussion with Jon Stewart on The Daily Show  Monday   yesterday

he did

        he believed what a legitimate politician said

Chad & Jeremy  Yesterday’s Gone  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtiZ61Bibbw

was he wrong

                he didnt believe so

he knew that authentic ethical politicians and civil rights leaders died in a hail of bullets

some of them expected they might

does a man die for lies

they died for their convictions

                                     “. . . but that was yesterday, and yesterday’s gone.”

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Jon Stewart – former Rep. Ken Buck  13:40 minute-mark  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdL1qEHpsSg

discussing religion

his secular

his friends empiricism sense-experience

he found no fault with that

however friend had tried on several more pairs of pants than he thought necessary

                                                                                        always an eye to what others thought

he thought

             They can blow me

as he went to take a leak friend pickedup his everpresent clipboard he laid on the picnic table between them

I’m writing you a love note.       

friends house was remote five acres could take a leak outdoors without offending anyone

                                                                               Lucky me

as he returned across the flagstone patio he saw the love note had been brief  clipboard was lying facedown on the picnic table

               Christ  How do I love thee let me count the ways  One

    One’s plenty man.

flipped it over one word

That’s what I think of your secularism.

Wordly

he laughedblurted

                    Whadidya say?

confused  Wordly

Really?that’s how you pronounce it?

Thas whaya wrote

No.  It’s pronounced worldly.

Nope

       Not whaya wrote

I know what I wrote.

Well dude

            Youre a worse speller than I thought

Lemme see that.

handed him the board

                        Whellfuck, that’s not what I meant.  I meant worldly.

Secular Wordly  Worldly

                             Same realm

Dammit.

         he scribbled out Wordly beneath it wrote Worldly in the same ornate unnecessary font obviously he couldnt help himself

Tell me you don write love letters in tha

You don’t like it?

Itd irritate the shit out of me

                               No punany for you

What?

Punany

Punani?

Yes

What’s that?

Wha havent you got in a long long time

    What haven’t I?

Pussy

What the hell are you talking about?

Love letter Punany

                     Or do you only write love letters to guys Shitty script   Very faggish

That’s not a word.

Im wordly

            Faggish is

How queer we began discussing religion anya yank me hardround to priests an altar boys Altar boys   Woudnt have a crack at the choir

                     Faggish

he rolled his eyes in dismaydisgust 

                                       Up yours.

Fag

   

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George Michael  Fastlove  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXjfPfuHhFg

Funkadelic  Maggot Brain  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xby5467EbdU

he went to a MAGA rally for shits and giggles

                                                theyd be abundant

because he wasnt whipped into a frenzy he stood out

                                                         they saw him coming

he was blatant

                raised his hands asif surrenderinghoping MAGA took prisoners for reeducation

Im not proselytising so don proselytise me

                                             Since Im curious Im askin

those who looked like rabid dogs straining in their collarsat their leashes he sidestepped

found he usually talked with couples or women

                                                     men were fewer furthur in between

although some were approachable

they waded in up to their hips

back an forths ensued

suspect

though amiable

he didnt get them

they didnt get him

just before stepping awaythanking them for their time

                                                          One last question please

they were still eager

Woudya rather be satirised or sodomised

    What?

Nevermind humour is evidently lost on MAGA

                                             Thank you for speaking with me

walkinoff he had a hard time thinkin these people would cut his throat

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bag of tuna, book of stamps

 THIS PAGE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK

on the page he wrote on 

                         he couldntwouldnt let that stand

somebody who ought to have been left blank  negated maybe pithed at birth

                                                                                   the former president

Michael Cohen said

                      “I’m afraid of him going to jail. Why? Not for him, not for his safety, that’s on him, he’s got Secret Service protection. I’m more concerned for you (The Weekend: Alicia Menendez  Symone Sanders-Townsend  Michael Steele), and for all of us and our families, and the American people. Because this clown had four years of being debriefed in National Security issues, my concern is, in a prison situation, he’s willing to give away these secrets, as I always say, for a bag of tuna, a book of stamps, he will do it. And that’s who Donald Trump is. Plain and simple.”

 

Cohen

       doesnt care for the man

but proved to be a standup guy

he did his time

was accountable

while slitherformer cravenly looks for anyonesomeone somebody  to take the Fall

                                                                                         entitled cunt convicted felon

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The Colin Cowherd podcast  3:15minute-mark  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehi2y0vuRKQ

Here we go

            saw it in his face incredulity   and right behind it the accusation that somehow he was better than him which was accurate in so many ways lacking in other however  those were things he could care less about and therefore should lack

Man, you really have a hard on for the Roast.

No

    Saw what I wanted all of sixseven minutes of it an byebye

All those amazing athletes present and you didn’t watch the whole thing?

It wasnt a football game football game I woudhave watched theyre out to pasture Im gonna watch an listen to them talk butterup each others balls

                            I don think so   But you did

I did.

       You have to be so condescending.

    You have to project

                        Not condescending  Not interested

Most of those guys are or will be in the Hall of Fame.

Not interested

                Employee of the Month

You like football.

The game

           Not interested in personalities In their performance on the field

Not much of a fan.

I like the game

You like Mahomes.

A superlative performer

                        Do I care what he thinks  Not particularly Whas his college degree

I believe Marketing.

                     What is it?

Ive no idea

             Im prone to believe that a good piesize slice of college athletes go into one of two studies

Exercise

Communications

Exercise?

Yes

Kinesiology?

he laughed

                Lets play a game Take that piece of paper an write kinesiology on it an Ill write it on the piece I have

I’m not a good speller, you know that.

You can get it in the ball park

I can do that.

they wrote on their separate pieces

Whaya got

turning the page

                  I don’t think I got it right

Close enough  Switch places your E an I an right on

                                                          This is how I spell it

Gym.

Yup

     Anto top it off   Communications

Part of tha generous slice of pie

Yeah.

Whos the GOAT 

The Roast was about him.

Communications  Don change the subject

                                              Regarding your heartthrob  I disagree

Communications.

Yes  I venture you know this

Communications.    GOAT.

    Chris Collinsworth.

BAM

You dislike him.

I mute the Sunday Night games

                                  Last thing I need is listen to him tell me what I just saw

Which it why I dislike all commentary  Though his to the nth

GOAT

Acronym

Another dislike   

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she looked at the carton

                          Here it comes. he thought sees that look come more and more often  You can keep it to yourself.

she wont

    Is that, is that good ice cream?where did you get?

which question to tender first

                                It’s ice cream. Where did I get it?

The discount market.

What is its name?

It’s a discount market.  By any other name it’d remain a discount market.

                                                                               she wrinkled her nose

for shits and giggles hes tried to wrinkle his but cant

maybe because he busted it one too many times

                                                     Or maybe, he thinks I haven’t smelled something really awful. How she do that?

A stab at Shakespeare, clever. Feather in your cap. Good job.

                                                                 he pushed back Called Grocery Outlet.

By any other name.

                      So?

And so?

You didn’t answer if the ice cream is any good.

I did.  It’s ice cream.

                       You’ve noted it’s not a pint, it’s not premium, but tastes good to me.

After you’ve doctored it.

    Topped it?

Chocolate chips, chocolate syrup, salted nuts, whipcrea . .

. . Sometimes sliced fruit too.

How can you possibly taste if it is good or not?

Maybe the texture I like or that it’s cold. Good enough for me.

                                                                  Go ahead. he thoughtbut he was ahead of himself opening the silverware drawer fetching a tablespoon  Would you like to try some?

I don’t think so.

If I said it would hurt my feelings if you didn’t.

I don’t think so.

Then you can’t know.

                        Shakespeare.   Wittgenstein.

Whereof, thereof.

That means nothing to me. Too cryptic.

A philosopher.

               He said Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must remain silent.

    Are you telling me . . not to be critical of your choice of ice cream or where you got it?

That’d be a start.

                    Champagne tastes, beer budget.

good thing he kept that to himself

goods good

0851,  Monday,  3  6. 24

Lennon  Whatever Gets You Thru the Night  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lFTD9O-XMw

Gronkowski  who he couldnt abide  was the butt of a Nikki Glaser joke at Tom Bradys Roast  yet again someone else he couldnt abide

                   crypto  Me Know That Not Real Money

he fastforwarded to her bit and when she concluded exited NetFlix heard 16,000 attended

but as he watched it occurred to him

                                       the Roast

reminded him of high school

                              was awfully similar to the crap that reared its head then  in the locker room

rather than listen to it he split 

                                 crass muthafuckers liars  demeaned so many girls he knew

Bradys Roast

                frankly the same crass defence the former president used

but fatboys locker rooms were in golf clubs

                                              former wasnt athletic

golfs a game

he didnt shower after playing pool

same crass defence former used when regarding women he insulted defamed  savaged

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o21fXqguD7U

                                                       “And when you’re a star they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the pussy.  Can do anything.”

defence

         locker room talk

Bradys Roast

                spitting image

but televised

people pocketed serious dough

                                     That’s Entertainment!

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Nikki Glaser  Howard Stern  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01dzifnky8c

https://www.facebook.com/reel/966139005021558

Aint gonna let it go

Ohfuckno

           I aint were not

Mighty testy

Got Balls

Think this is a milk commercial

AH Theres still mileage to take advantage of

                                               Yah   Anya got to stand for it take it

Youse glommed onto me

I didnt invite ya

                  Truth

An donya dare be begrudging

   Glommed

Feels gloomd huh

Sometimes

            This being one

Braining a machine

                     Fuck You

Fucked

          Carry on Captain

   Thank you

in WORD he wrote Im askin Since Im curious Im askin

in WORDs haughty estimation he erredwas wrong

                                                     IT corrected Im askin to  Im a skin

Im a skin

           Whadahell

Please WORD

                Explain

problem being he asked askin  he askin

                                           he asked however his PC wasnt mikedup IT coudnt audibly debate him

he owned it his skull its muddymired contents were only his

whawas tha

thas LLM large language models

                                    thas LLM  fallin hard on its face

machine learning

                   he wasnt going to hang his hat on tha pubescent nub

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1640,  Sunday

Grand Funk Railroad  I’m Your Captain  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvOPucs7dC0

machine learning  https://mitsloan.mit.edu/ideas-made-to-matter/machine-learning-explained

wrote satirised

                part of a question to MAGA fanatics Woudya rather be satirised or sodomised

when he wrote it in WORD it corrected him four times  satirized  before sitting back on its heels and allowing satirised to remain although underlined in red

which meant it finally conceded

                                  made a learning machine an algorithm made LLM  large language models pretrained on vast amounts of data its underlying transformer asset of neural networks consisting of an encoder decoder with SELF canya fuckin believe tha SELF with self-attention capabilities

made him chuckle

                     machine sarcasm

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1610,  Sunday

Billy Joel  You May Be Right  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilsv0C1-aBw

they were discussing religion

                               were prompted by the freak state of Louisiana its legislators voted to require the Ten Commandments be posted in every Public school

Tellinya man if I were in schoolnot tha Id ever live in Louisiana butif let the defacing begin I didnt care for the Commandments when I studied them in church during my First Holy Communion indoctrination

                                                                                                     Which didnt keep

You?

       You had a Holy Communion?

You did too

I did.

Seek it on your own

No, my parents insisted.

Mine too  Confirmed

No.

Me neither Tha bout was plenty for me

                                          Ive rarely attended since  For baptisms weddings

Likewise.

Your folks religious

My Mom.

My folks insisted they were but I never went to church with them

                                                                     Except for baptisms an weddings

My Mom took us kids every Sunday.

Donuts an milk afterwards

he laughed

When you quit

Not until I went away to college.

Fuck

       All through high school

Yes.

My condolences

                  The Commandments belong in churches religious schools  Not public   Those poor bastards

But ifso then every other religions artefacts ought be displayed with equal zeal

                                                                                   Doubt tha

Religious white.

Lotsa black brown an yellow people live there

You think those people are represented in government according to their percentage of the population?

Good point good point Religious whiteys shoving shit down peoples throats  Derbys dose

Please.

        Let’s not.

Ahmon  Jamaica mon

Awright

         When I met you were agnostic

You remember that?

Memory Yes

             Not the bane of my existence  Of others  But nowadays you describe yourself as an empiricist

Yes. You remem . .

. . Yah Whawas your evolution

                                  Briefly after being agnostic you referred to yourself as an atheist a humanist

Out of college I was an atheist.

Must have sent your mother over the moon

I didn’t return to my parents’ home after college. We didn’t discuss it.

Awright  Number One atheist

                               Two

I vied back and forth between atheist and antithesis.

So twothree threetwo

As a manner of speaking, yes.

Humanist

Briefly. Didn’t stick.

Then

Then as now, an empiricist.

                               You?

I remain an atheist

                     If I choose not to rile the Indians shakeup the tribe I say Im secular

My brother asked recently

I said I was secular

He said You understand that’s a cult.

Made me laugh

                  Hes a funny guy

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https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/louisiana-require-public-school-classrooms-display-ten-commandments-110684894

Blue Oyster Cult  Don’t Fear the Reaper  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whOroO9rtnE