Yare killin me

How so?

When last we texted you wrote that you were decorating for Valentines Day

Yes.

How so

Put out some heartdecorated mugs, some heartgarland on the mantle, hung some below the beam separating the familyroom from the kitchen.

                              I put out vintage Anchor Hocking candy bowls I have of my mother's and filled them with treats.

Candy

Of course.

Nice

         They still make Conversation Hearts

Of course.

I woudnt know

                  Brachs

Brachs, yes, Sweethearts.

Still KISS DAHLIN BE MINE HUG ME SWEET HEART  

                                                              LOVE YOU

They’re still there.

Have they changed the confection recipe Still tasty still hard

I can’t say I’ve noticed a change. When was the last time you had a Conversation Heart?

When last we bought them for the girls to gift to friends Their grade school

                                                                                 Years ago

You ought to pick up a small box try them again, see for yourself.

I woudnt But doesnt mean I don have an affection for them

                                                                  I like tha theyre still hard

Still hard?

An tasty

Tasty.

          What’s that about?

Valentines Day Day of Love

                              Lotsa puckerin lotsa suckin

OH my  God.

                  I forgot who I was talking to.

  

1931,  Reggaefriday,  2  2. 24

1209,  Saturday,  3  2. 24

Zeppelin  Lemon Song  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvCQ6ntgteQ

Comon  Really

                   Is that a thing

paper rustled What did I tell you when you wonder?

Its a thing

Yes.

Did you hear what the interviewee said

Said? No. I was reading the letter you wrote last week.

Last weeks letter now

                       How can you possibly wait I ingest letters as I walk back up the hill to the house

Letters are like dessert to me, and your letters, because you never tip your hand when we talk on the telephone, are particularly sweet. 

                      I savor them.

Really digging yourself out of a hole elegantly  Youre so full of shit

Ain’t I? she laughed fullthroated

her laughter was infectious he fell in

                                      an infected he infected her she reinfected him an her an him an her an himtheir laughter rollinglapping like brightblue sunsparkled waves to some shore

JESUS ya crack me up he said wiping tears from his eyes

We’re pretty funny. she dabbed her eyes with her sleeve  Wooo. Woo.

                                                                               I’m sorry, you were saying about something on television.

The thing

Yes, some thing, what was it?

See you next Tuesday

Next Tuesday? You’re flying home Monday.

Confusing huh

I’m confused. What’s the thing?

Thas it

What’s it? See you next Tuesday?

Yes

     Rude slang Said off the record

Slang? Now you’re really confusing me.

Ill tellya  Because youve often told mehow many times have I called to ask  If I wonder if somethings a thing believe it

Evidently it is

What is?

Next Tuesday

You’re leaving Monday.

Follow this this is something else

All ears Papa

See you next Tuesday

                         Letters   C  U  N  T

Who said that?

Orange  A real cunt

1722,  Reggaefriday,  2  2. 24

1119,  Saturday,  3  2. 24

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/feb/02/robert-kaplan-trump-c-word-e-jean-carroll-lawyer?CMP=oth_b-aplnews_d-1

31:29 minute-mark  last song  Mabisyo  The Enemy is the Mirror  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGo_xRW6UUw

out on a walk  a need to pee apparently heightens ones sense of hearing

                                                                                  Aaaaah  a chorus of angels

there

     Aha

hed never met a Honeyhut a Satellite portablepotty he didnt like

better than getting pickedup for urinating in public

                                                      or a run-in with an enthusiastic cop who insists insinuates decides he wasnt urinating rather was a sexual deviant exposing himself to nonexistent children

Cops

       particularly white male cops

can do no wrong

have discretion

qualified immunity

no college

no matter 

   Lady Justice Please  Bitch got their backs

I saw what I saw.

                    I dare ya, refute me.

Bet your lilywhite ass

five times in jail

one county stint

                     it was a reallyreally white county

Aaaaah

       Ladies  Gentlemen

Thank you for saving me from myself

evidently County had local roadwork towed in a Honeyhut left it on the side of the residential street

   welcome relief  

1350,  Reggaefriday,  2  2. 24

1643,  Reggaefriday

I want a tall room  You have a tall room

the proprietor took a shystep back  A tall room?

Yes

I don’t think I follow.  Beds?

No

    A tall room ten foottwelve foot ceiling I don care about the size of the bed

A tall room. his voice incredulous 

                                  No sir.

Thank you Coud you recommend a motel hotel inn thamight have a tall room

No sir, I could not.

Thank you

We have nice rooms.   I could, if you’d consider, let you a room, at a discount, to make up for the lack of ceiling height.

Thas kind of you but no thanks

                                   he turned and left

the proprietors wife entered behind him and asked A tall room?

Yes. That’s what he asked for.

He wasn’t tall.

No, he wasn’t.

And he refused a discount?

Yeah.  I thought it was a ploy for a room at a lower rate.

You hardly ever do that.

No, though I thought he was being clever.   

                                             I like clever.

he got into the car

Any luck? she asked

No  No tall rooms

No recommendations either?

No

   What are we going to do?

Lets drive into the next town or hamlet city

                                               All we can do is ask

You realise, it’s unlikely we’ll find one. 

                                          This isn’t Europe.

No

      Not a damn thing sophisticated about American overnights Everythings cookiecut made to some standard some gulpi malpa setclowns set

Well, if we can’t find a tall room soon I’m content with something cookiecut, as you say.

You cleaning the ceiling

I’ll clean the ceiling.

   Okay

Okay. she sighed

                     smiling she unclasped her seatbelt turnedleaned against the door lifted her skirt to her waist slipped off her panties spread her legs   slowly deliberately ohsodeliciously began stroking her clit

   Youre not helping matters baby

2328,  Sunday,  28  1. 24

1139,  Reggaefriday,  2  2. 24

Mabisyo  The Worst Generation  first song  Inside the Room  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xSxh5u2WuA

Punxsutawney Go aheadsay  he couldnt Phil didnt see his shadow today

                                                                            Springs a-comin

whenever he saw his shadow he thought he was being followed

                                                                     a friend once said It’s not a matter of being paranoid, it’s a matter of not being paranoid enough.

he wasnt paranoid

his larger concern was being inappropriate according to standards he didnt share his shadow was notorious for stuffing their hands into their pockets wanderaway in a huff

HEY

wouldnt miss a step kept walkin flipped him off

HEY

     Ill miss ya      

he wouldnt

              sonofabitch was often an anchor a deadbeat drag rained on his parade if not him someone else would step into the fold anbe a prick a cunt a bug a stick up their assfuckin humourless

                                                                                       attempted to add injury to insult

That’s not funny.

Its freakin hilarious

                     Youre funny think yourself an arbiter   My ass

if his shadow was around hed hear it second him My ass

his shadow a fair weather friend

they could take or leave each other

                                     he remembered numerous times he walked off left him flat on his back on his face halfhung on a retaining wall sitting on a bus stop bench

when they did get back together he took him out for a beer

                                                              let bygones be bygones knowing fullwell thered be another time soon

1205,  Reggaefriday,  2  2. 24

https://www.npr.org/2024/02/02/1228547493/groundhog-day-punxsutawney-phil-spring

Me and My Shadow  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-4uKgXRnpI

Us is . . .

               Really

Ya heard me.

Is it us is or us are   Us are arse     I prefer is

                                                           Youre wrong

I disagree.

Youre welcome to disagree

                              Us is verbose

Youre ridiculous

I think accurate.

Us  Verbose

               You understand verbose

   Yes.  You’re verbose.

Adjective  Yes

                 An youre closedmouth defensive afraid-as-shit to say something wrongput someone off

Put someone off, you, you’re like fuck ‘em.

I am Im not afraid to offend anyone Lifes a comedy club

                                                            Cant take a joke stay the fuck out

Like we could.

We coud At the threshold we had a choice

                                               Why didya come in

Are you being serious?

I am I remember the threshold  I remember looking inthought itd be a pip So I grabbed all the topshelf attributes I coud hold an jumped in

Man, you’re so full of shit.

Anyare the turnip tha fell off the wagon

2116,  Sunday,  28  1. 24

1046,  Reggaefriday,  2  2. 24

Mabisyo  A Day Without Eyes  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwfawYnxs7w

labelled  https://www.instagram.com/reel/C13HxazJsTg/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA%3D%3D

he said

   she said Can I think about it?

she confused him

                   Think about it

Yes. she scowledslightly

                            I would think you’d let me think about it . . pretty blunt . audacious . . though I am happy you asked rather than assumed.

You know me he knitted his brow

                                    Rare I assume anything

No you don’t, still, an audacious ask.

                                       Risque.

I have my moments he shook his head like shakin off a good shot

                                                                         Though I gotta tellya Im swingin missin risque  Adjective

Annow you’re being coy.

Im not

           Wha are you talkin about

   Now you’re playing stupid.

Assume risque coy stupid Im havin me quite a full day inside five minutes

                                                                                 Wha the hell are you talkin about

her eyes started

                  What you said.

Whadid I say

What you asked.

Quit beating around the bush

BALL ME.

   Ball me  ball me ball me he tucked his head back avoiding a jab

                                                                     As in fuck me 

Know another risque ball?

he nodded

You’re just going to stand there nodding at me?

Ohhellno

            I wannabe sure youve got a good handful of your panties anare holdin on real tight

she didnt move

Suit yourself

                I said balmy  I said Balmy huh

he watched her panties caressdrift down her shapely legs to her ankles like a fall leaf 

1709,  Reggaefriday,  19  1. 24

1316,  Thursday,  1  2. 24

Bobby Darin  If I Were a Carpenter  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCzLrT_kPuc 

. . . eternity . . 

. . STOP  right there

                          Whastha

   It’s an eternity.

Thas a vague term

                      Its relative

It’s eternity, it’s not relative.

Youre saying its forever

I think youd agre . .

. . Obviously Im not

                       Forever  Is tha absolute  I know how you prefer nothing is absolute  Whadaya got

Im going to love you forever

Better yet yahave your phone beside you  starts singing Me and my shadow . . .                                                                                                                                 Lookup eternity

Noun.

Yes

   Noun. Infinite or unending time.  See?

Continue

A state to which time has no application; timelessness.

I believe theres more

Yes.

Continue  Gimme GAWD

Under and emboldened and capitalised . .

. . Thaswha Im talkinbout

Theology.

Yah

Endless life after death. It says openclose the quotes . immortal souls destined for eternity.

                                                                                                   Are you satisfied?

Yes  Its relative

How, after hearing the definitions, can you say it’s relative.

Carlo Rovelli Quantum physics  His The Order of Time

Awright.

We agree Planck Time Fivepointthirtynine times ten to the minus fortyfourth

Yes.

There is no such thing as a continuous flow

                                              Instead time jumps from one quanta to the next without passing through an intervening period

Awright.

At tha quanta level During the jump

                                      A ghastly minute eternity  infinityif you like  may may exist  A goddamn short eternity

Relative

You’re full of shit.

Not tha you can say with absolute certainty

                                              laughingstomped his foot repeatedly

2330approxly,  2sday,  30  1. 24

123preferred,  day-between-2-Ts,  31  1. 24

Carlo Rovelli https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6rWqJhDv7M

https://absurdbeingblog.wordpress.com/2020/01/27/the-order-of-time-by-carlo-rovelli/

Rovelli  “The smallest temporal division possible is known as Planck time. This means that there is no continuous ‘flow’; instead, time ‘jumps’ from one quanta to the next without passing through the intervening period. Very weird. Secondly, reality is fundamentally indeterminate. A particle exists in a superposition of states, and precisely where it will appear (when an observation is made) is impossible to know for certain.”

The Church of Crystalblue Persuasion

   his church

hed assume dangerous that informed people are familiar with the drawing of the Tower of Babel the tower narrows as it nears Heaven

hed assume dangerous that informed people are familiar with the drawing of Hell from Dantes The Divine Comedy  Babel invertedenlarging as it rises

The Church of Crystalblue Persuasions Heaven is an enormous iridescent sphere lighted from within

                                                                                                         woundaround at its Tropic of Capricorn latitude  tatted with portals entries for specific souls to go through when they arrive

                                                                                                              ascending

excited

       they are preoccupied laserfocused on their assigned entry

                                                                    oblivious

whereupon entering Crystalblue Churchs heavenly sphere

the religious

            who murdered others because their religion differed from theirsoffended them  find themselves freefloating with those they murdered  and who murdered them  or had died peacefully believing their particular Holy Book professed

            Love Thy Neighbour

                               NOW

they have Eternity to figure things out

 no tithes demanded at his church

        

approxly2330,  2sday,  30  1. 24

1223,  day-between-2-Ts,  31  1. 24

Tommy James and the Shondells  Crystal Blue Persuasion  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDl8ZPm3GrU

Tower of Babel https://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/Genesis-Chapter-11/

Dantes Hell  https://www.openculture.com/2018/06/visualizing-dantes-hell.html

Fred Astaire  Cheek to Cheek (Heaven. I’m in Heaven)  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ur3YLhceAE

he was sittingleaning back on a park bench in the sun eyes closed

                                                                        so not to startle him he whispered Are you musing?

   he didnt open his eyes

                             I am

About what?Wait.

                    Wait.    Lemme guess.

Can I guess?

   opening his eyes You asked me to wait

Oh. Okay.

             I guess it’s about . . something you dreamed.

My Youre getting good at this game

Game?

Yes   Me 

               Im humoured by something I dreamedsomething  of   a realisation

Its soothing to realise enjoy an epiphany out of a dream  Shoud anyone try to tell you tha dreams arent valuable  shutem down

If I may . what’s amused you?

Of course

           But lets go across the street get our coffee doubleback  Sun here feels good

Game took his coffee black a small cup 

he took his a large cup sweetened with hazelnut syrup  whitened with cream

returned they sat side by side enjoying the city park its water fountain the people congregatingamusing themselves before them

   . . . so . your dream? The epiphany?

Yes

       laissez faire Im through with love   Like the song

Song?

Dions

       Though its been covered by many artists  I dig his schmaltzy doowop delivery

I . . I can’t say . I’m familiar.

Yahya are Dion Runaround Sue   The Wanderer

Oshit yeah. I remember. 

                             I remember songs not the artists.

Thas unfortunate

   Think Yamay stumble again into a chick you met earlierfound hot Yacant remember her name fucked bro   

                                                                                                                   Fuuucked

Don’t make a song out of . .

. . Fuuucked

               A hit record in the charts  with a BULLET

Quit would you.

I aint

       Im truthtelling

Yacant remember my name is Ruth fuckya

Romantic.

            I should listen to youlisten . . after you’ve admitted I’m through with love?

Yah

     I have my reasons

   Praytell.

I will Sorry

            Sorry for you  By your own admission not only do you dream infrequently but yacant remember whaya dreamed   So  Are you able to recall a sexual dream where youre making love not sex  youre face to face shes under youyoure between her legswatchin her  diggin her expressions as you please her

   No.

There you have it

                     In my myriad sexual dreams I take womentheyre strangers no one I know recognise from behind

Love

       Isnt taken from behind

Sex is

You recall making love

                         I dug tha

Then making lovepassionately becomes sex

                                              You crave sex Go crazy   Push boundaries

Then amid the exploring you return  make love again

Gaze into each others face

                              Love

   Those arent the dreams Im having

                                          But then

I woudnt fall in love with a stranger

No. No you wouldn’t.

No

Epiphany

   Im through with love 

AMish,  2sday,  30  1. 24

2210,  2sday,  30  1. 24

Dion  I’m Through with Love  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1B-HO8u_k4

Runaround Sue  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik57HLn0Nm0

The Wanderer  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXqWCeB8Vto