there were several swinging doors 

one revolving door

she was trying to shepherd himdistract him away from it

                                                             he knew what she was doing

she knew what she was doing

 

her coynessher devastating innocence about it was terribly attractive

                                                                          he was going to milk it for all it was worth

because he knew what he was going to do

                                              she knew too

it was their private MAD scenario

Mutually  Assured  Dance  the usual acronymal yes  Destruction did not apply

                                                                                     although

they often sexwrecked themselves took a whole day of liquids and nutritious food to recover only to hit the mat again trying to remember who was supposed to start on the bottom

Last two times you began on the bottom. she peered through squinted eyes at him

Are you sure I don rememberI  I don think so

You do.

I donae think I do

You did. was grinning her ass off

                                       You like being on the bottom.

he modulated a baboonmonkey howlsmiled like a wolf I do awright awright you can start on the bottom Well get flippedround turned upsidedown before we know it

after a couple months of mindblowing getting-to-know-you they readily acknowledged Handsdown he said Yahduh handsdown she agreed they had not ever enjoyed such a no-holdsbarred gymnastic partner

                                                                                                infatigable

until they werent

if someone had to pass out

theyd recommend from sex

      No.

Wha                     

Don’t what me.

he peered at her through squinty eyes I didnt  Not the last two times

Are you sure? I don’t remember . I . don’t think so.

Yes you do

No, I don’t think so.

   Weel I can get the door for you anif youll please please wait outside  Ill reenter an exit through the revolving door

You’re gonna get someone hurt someday.

Nah

     Thas why I go in with teenagers

To set a bad example?

No Liberate them

he opened the door for herfollowed her out

she mocked amazed Would you look at all these kids? look like colored confetti.

You sawem too  Be right back

Nothing but a kid himself she thought

a revolving door is like a lateral junglegym which he was too big for now

                                                                                  Kids Goin for a spin soifyaint partial donae enter knew he was tossindown a gauntletknew they wouldnt resist a crowd of them went roundanround sixseven times before catching Securitys eyes

laughing like fiends they slingshot like individual Apollos round the moon and ejected onto the paved mall

Have your fun?

Yes I did baby Thank you

You’re too much.

An all yours you lucky grrl

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Bing Crosby  Getting to Know You  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1LNc0RRhnw

Annie Get You Gun  Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO23WBji_Z0

he sighedsaid Canada geese    then laughed hardvery hard

she listened to him  smiled gently

                                    he hadnt laughed like that in a long timeused to laugh like that all the time

   Something funny, huh?

Ohmy yes  Yes  Very funny

                              Veryvery funny  he wiped tears from his eyes

It’s good to hear you laugh like that.

Good good to laugh like that

Are you going to share?

he laughed again  bemused    not as he had laughed

                                                           You up for slapstick not your usual fare

I’d like to share it with you, if you’d let me.

I want to share everything with you

My Dad

He was a card. 

Youll never know

                   Im sorry there were impediments his mother he wouldnt say  she wouldnt

Yes.

     No.  I’ll never know. But I heard him laugh you sound like him.

You think

Yes.  Sound like him . . look like him.

Really You think

I do, yes.

Weel Ill take tha as a compliment

                                      I thought so too for a long time Particularly as Ive grown older For a long time I didnt look much like either my Mom or Dad Funny how sometimes you look at them an wonder Wonder   You look very much like your Dad

she laughed

              We look like our Dads.

he snickered Youre Dad was beautiful

she laughed  gently punched him in the arm  First People are beautiful

Yes  you  are

                Captivatingly beautiful

What was the jokemade you laugh?

                                         Canada geese.

Yes

When my Dad got older we dined out Id make it a point to go to the bathroom with him Hed step up to the urinal unzipping himself hed spit  Clearing the pipes hed say Then relieving himself inevitably he farted An as he did he say excuse me excuse me The farts intermittently woud continue Excuse me excuse me  He wasnt embarrassed He referred to it as a natural process

                                      I didnt   Though usually Id spit hawk a loogie  spit

I didn’t need to know that.

he winked  I want you to know everything

You shit.

No I was preparing to urinate

                                Although you set the table nicely

So this one time my parents visitedlived in Minnesota then He and I entered the restroom  I needed to use the toilet Unusual  I excused myself  You take care of business he told me

I went into the stall I heard him spit heard him unzip his pants

Someone came in

My Dad cut loose with this long sustained gassy fart

Then it was silent

He didnt excuse himself

Then he says

               You hear them Canada geese? Like they was in the room with us.

I laughed from the toiletsounded awfully loud  Acoustics

Guy left without washing his hands

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bros goin deep

                   Come here, you got to look at this.

I gotta . .

. . Youll love it . .

. . High opinion of yourself

   How do you mean?

Ill love it

I love it, I think you’d have to be dead not to, it’s got great looking women in it, fit, dancing, moving.  Takes my breath away.

Your breath is easily taken

Hell of a thing to say.

Not really

            Yamight concedeconcur  although youd be contrary

You’re contrary.

Not as much as I just disagree

                                  So whadaya got thas smitten you

I’m not.

The gentleman doth protest too much methinks  Shakespeare    Hamlet

And why you know tha . .

. . Because I enjoy Shakespeare

                                   Perhaps as much as thatha you want me to see

Maybe.  You’ll take a look?

Wha am I lookin at

I’ve told you.

No  Whas it aired on

I don’t know.

he tilted his head dog to a dogs whistle

                                           Yare not being honest   Wha

Lemme look. his enthusiasm was evaporating he huffed puffed  eyerolled   finally looked up at him

I know it’s going to put you off.

Whadayasay Lets not put me off

Man. You’re so quick to discer . .

. . Me

       You said itd put me off

Because you’re so fuckin critical regarding social media.

For good reasons Yes I am

                             Seems people can make better use of their time Futures movin around behind us before we realise we had ithave passed through it time will never be enough

See. That’s the shit I’m talking about. You’re so condescending.

Im not people are welcome to thatha they will As am I  I have things I want to accomplish  I am not open to suggestion while youon the other hand youd be a marvelous participant in a hypnotists show

                                                                                        Know thyself  I coud go as far to say tha Ill not be corrupted though admittedly thad be harsh

Man, you’re so full of it this is fun stuff.

So wheres it shown

   It’s . ah . . . TikTok . TikTok.

When did you start TikTok

Come on, everybody’s on it.

Ill not state the glaring error of your remark

                                                 Everybodys on Instagram    You too

I am I am.

           There’s a lot of fun things to look at.

Dancing girls

Lotsa stuff.

Wha arya wantin to share with me   Now

Dances. Swagg Bouncee, Cosby Walk, Woah, the Bust Down.

      Yah

            Those sound right up my alley

Take a look. I think I can change your opinion.

Lets see

Great. he played with his phone  This is one of my favorites the women are amazing.

he was pretty sure he knew what he was getting himself into

bro handed him his smartphonegrinning his ass off  I turned up the volume so you can hear the music too, you ready?

Hit the play button.

he began the video

                    four young goodlookin women tight clothing moving jumping shakingshimmying  choreographed  then they repeated the moves although having turned sideways to the camerathen repeated the steps shot from behind

he disconnected

handed the phone back

                           Okay I looked

I looked. Really.

                   I thought . .

. . Expected

Yes. I expected you’d be more enthused once you saw the girls.

Like watchin cheerleaders man

No, cheerleaders don’t move like that.

They coud

           Though by your defensean it is so don deny it you go down the rabbithole watching these one after the other donya   Addicting

   Weel.  There’s different girls different dances different music, a lot to choose from.

A veritable candystore

You could say that.

I did

       So in this vein whaelse do I not partake 

   Candy.

October, 2023

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https://www.vice.com/en/article/4avgmm/why-tiktok-dances-look-same

Have you heard of the Sphere in Vegas? Beth asked  Bennie nodded   they knew

they had that on him

                     but his high was just coming on they were going to dull it out the gate  hed have to shut them down

rude if necessaryhe could do that  werent no skin off his ass

                                                                  No

No?  Bennie asked with an eyeroll

he eyerolled back I don know anything Vegas

                                                 Not my kind of town like Sinatra coud have sang

He sang Chicago’s my kind of town. You can relate.

You obviously did I see no foolin you

   he frownedjust a bit You’re fooling with me.

As I said

          No foolin you  Sphere   Wha of it

It’s spectacular.

Have you been there Beth

   she crooked her head like a dog listening to a dog whistle No.

How do you know its spectacular

I’ve seen the advertisements, they came in on my social media.

                                                                  Oooh.  You don’t have social media.

I do not  Me an Groucho

that threw her a curve

She doesn’t know who Groucho is.

                                     Why Groucho?

He and I woud refuse to join any club that woud have us

Social media’s not really a club.

Bennie The way it beatsbatters people over the head makes me believe otherwise  Not my kind of society Like bab au rhum ba ba ba bum

What? they crooned in unison

High Society

              Wannabe social media makes me want to puke

it looked like it hurtpanties twistin tha hard

                                              High Society is a movie Crosby Sinatrayah him again Louie Armstrong Grace Kelly  Next July we collide with Mars

Beths eyes were frosting over

Whakinda shit social media do you followNo I donwanna know a rhetorical question You understand tha

she squirmed bit probably working the panties out of her buttcrack she didnt strike him as a woman who wore thongs I do.

Fantastic

           Sally forth with the spectacular sphere

Its enormous. It has the ability on its surface inside and out to flash untold images, contiguous facets or a singular image, say, an orange Jack-o’-lantern for Halloween.

Are we talking strobe effects Epilepsy

                                          Im sure if entering a patron woud have to sign a waiver shoud they seize

Have psychs evaluated the risks

Jesus. You’re making assumptio . .

. . Assuming possible risks inherent risks  Odds ifya will

                                                                Its fuckin Vegas man

You have an issue with Vegas?

No more than social media

We’re going.

Knock yourselves out

You don’t think it’ll be awesome?

Beth

      Id prefer a sensory deprivation chamber  Im sparkedup enough with my own sensory barrage  But thas me

Knock yourselves out

If I covered you?

No Bennie Not even if you covered me

                                         Thank you though

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https://www.thespherevegas.com/

Sinatra  My Kind of Town  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iK_CL7sr018

Bing Crosby Frank Sinatra  Well, Did You Evah (from High Society)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kq1JQUhwVQ

https://www.ceenta.com/news-blog/are-strobe-lights-dangerous

Victor.

he wasnt but the gentleman hailing him thought he was

he didnt correct him

                      Hiya Mike

It’s good to see you again, Victor.

he didnt correct him because Mike admitted the last time they saw each other he usually didnt remember names Faces. Yeah. But not names.

the reason why he likely remembered Victor was because he named him 

Mike named his children

he remembered them

Joe wasnt going to take Victor away from the old manhe dulyshined remembering his name

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from where he stood an appealing blonde behind mirrorshades driving a shiny silverblue electrified SUV sat headturned to him  eyeballing him  while waiting at a red to exit a shopping complex

Brutha yastill got it

Woudyahush

Wha Why

Interruptin the vibe

                     Tryin to take it home

Yaint talkin

Wid my eyes knucklehead wid my eyes

Which yawoud never have lifted if I hadnt nudgedtold ya to lookup out of your book

True thas true Thankye bro

Yahyabetcha

she took her right hand from the steeringwheel gently waved to him like a Miss America

                                                                                              ring on her left Mrs America

breasts shouldersup she looked enticing hair sweptback like mussed by wind

he noddedsmiled holding the book in both hands he tipped the top of it to her

the light had turned green

she grinned

      the pickup truck behind her finally blew his horn

she startledgrinned HUGE  

                            her right hand started to her mouth then fell to the steeringwheel deep dimples

She didnt cover her mouth

She did not

We like tha

We do

they watched her turn left into the intersection

                                                 she glanced once more tossed a wave which was abbreviated as she disappeared behind a paneltruck

Thawas nice

               Thanks for the tip off

Anything for a pal   

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Black Sabbath  Iron Man  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwoHuf3eJQg

he said it as Carol Ann said in the film Poltergeist  They’re baack 

                                              5’s baack

5:55

a weekanahaf earlier 5s crowded his mornings

thought he shookem

                     NOPE  No sirree

taking a peek in the studiocaught the clocks illuminated hands he tried to think Five to Six but instead FiveFiftyfive

backing into the hall walking backup it returning to bed he sighed Ohbrother

                                                                                  he tried imagining how hypnagogic was going to have its way with him

the preceding hypnopompic had been generous

                                                  Legs loong legsnever did learn her real name ID-ing her he confirmed her picture her birthdate over 21 he could sell her the liquor he helped her pick out

an Irish whiskey

for some damn reason management wanted it kept on the lower shelf which was virtually on the floor

Legs was wearing a short brightyellow sundress really set off her tan

he was considerate

                     he got down on his hands and knees

a bottle he thought shed like wasnt fronted and knowing the crew he worked with lazy with a capital L there was a good chance one or two had been carelessly pushed to the rear of the shelving

                                                                              yup three bottlesdusty bottlesembarrassing bottles

Is there one? she asked batedbreath

reaching in deepturning his headlooking up to her Three

Oh goody.

           she was considerate  excited  she lifted the hem of her sundress with both hands  shared of a good loong view of her thighs her panties  was smiling  was breathlessly   she thank him for getting down

as is within hypnopompics power that scenescenario played out like various takes in a film much to his pleasure

to his very pleasure

last take

Legs

       wasnt wearing panties

her tan was uninterrupted

   oddly

           he usually didnt hyperdream of people he knew

he couldnt wait to tell her the next time he saw her

Well he thought Maybe 5s would traipse in kindlytreat him well in the hypnagogic

he was curious

                 would Legs be waiting

in the backseat of her car

sans panties

      his anticipation kept him up

hypnagogic hide

he didnt sleep

eyes shut

blackout

   as Porky Pig would say That’s all, Folks!

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Loscil  Red Tide  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFQlQHGuB20

Porky Pig  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkHCf6sjBgo

 

   So  disgruntled    So . . . 

they turned out to be more prudish than even he could imagined  and he imagined exceptional well

mirrors tweaked them

                        might suppose they couldnt do two things at once

watch themselves fuck in a mirror

   onto another tack

                      hed go cerebral might be able to drag them along Sorry Olivia he apologised So sorry baby  They aint physical

. . . Awright you two lets leave the dance studio in the rearview mirror made him chuckled  Awcomon thawas funny

humourousless cuntsWOW

I thinkNo no I believe   I believe our brain is a limiting organlimiting our senses receptions   Any takers they had too  they were limiters 

How do you mean?

Wha I said Beth

                    Like a baffler

A baffler?

   Yes balking foiling frustrating thwarting Hittin the brakes when yare rarin to go Go GO

                                                                                                           though she may never have gone too preachy

      Maybe.

he suppressed an eyeroll You Bennie  Playing

I’m thinking.

   Limiting

            Open the floodgates let it flow no right or wrong simple conversation

Possibly.

             he wanted to be incredulous but couldnt thad be fiction  Bennie didnt like to commit be held to his word accountable  he believed he was being flexible

Maybe

Possibly

Possibly maybemaybe possibleFuck

                                          One of you two run with the ball

No. said Bennie You’ll just interrupt have two cents to chip in.

Yahprobably

               Better than no sense

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Olivia Newton John  Let’s Get Physical  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWz9VN40nCA

Frankie Goes to Hollywood  Relax  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yem_iEHiyJ0

. . . Oohlala

           he interjectedinterrupting very femininely and Frenchy tickled himselfhe chuckled  though unable to continue his falsetto

             they were discussing that the missionary positionin their opinion opinions about sex can be contraproductive chilling was the most romantic most intimate way of sharing nearly made him flip  

                                                                                      then flat  unmusical  oneeighty from Frenchy in a hoarse voice Oohlala Wha the hells with you two he actually sounded like someone who smoked too many cigarettes an had been screaming at his old lady

they turned on him at once maybe they thought intimidating chorused What’s with you?  then Beth piped in angrily  Have you ever made love?         

as unmusical  making dead fisheyes DUH

                                              But Id rather have sex than make love You make loveget it out of the way time to get beasty

Bennie trying to impress Bethnot that that was going to get him into her pantshe still didnt know  I prefer making lov . .

. . Boring

            Boring love Aint no oohlala there was a slight Frenchy lilt but yaknow wha is

Oh Christ. muttered Bennie he turned to Beth  You might not want to hear this.

What?you think I can’t handle his perversions?

Shes a big girl

               ThoughBeth you may agree it aint perverted  Im seeing a dancer Fifi  names have been changed to protect the innocent he laughed that also tickled him Though Fifi  not so innocent

Oh Christ.

Oh Bennie oh Bennie  oohso unimaginative Bennie

                                                       No oohlala

You want to spit it out so we can get past this, return to love and romance? 

   Necrophilia

                 Gimme something with heat an a pounding heartYAH Ill get on with it painting only in broad strokes  then emphaticallyenthusiastically leaning back in the folding chair briefly pantomimed tugging his cock

                                                                                                             sitting forward he enjoyed their eyerolls their he supposed necessaryrequired disgust to counter his uncouthness

he laughed I did say broad strokes

Anywho

         Met Fifi at the dance studio she attends  went into an smaller antestudio Private Mirrors on every wall   You can imagine  Or maybe you cant  Ill say the only thing lacking was a mirror on the ceiling

                                                                                               UNbelievable

the Frenchy returning to his intonation My supple seductive fit oohlalalala Fifi

 

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he rubbed the back of his neck hard

then lookingup he glared

                           An again  Ive been mischaracterised  misconstrued

My words possibly actions continue to be interpreted incorrectly an Ill not to be fitted into what or how someone else thinks

Misconstructed

   Misconscrewed

You said that.

I have not ought to really listen when I speak he laughedgrowled in his throat Too busy formulating replies arguments Yacant hear wha I say

                         So no I didnt say

Misconstrued. I heard you.

If thas whaya heard best get your ears cleaned out

What did you say?

No fun explaining a joke to a joke

                                    he pickedup his drink off the clothcovered table where he set it so he didnt toss it in his face would have been a waste of a drink he rarely ordered  turned walked away

HEY.

   his dead mother leaped in Let me handle this. she could be a furious sparkplug and knowing that as a kid he leveraged it let her loose on many an unsuspecting adult  a Momma Bear  Have at it  he turned back smiled wistfully Hay is for horses.  Thanks Maw     

walking away they chortled together over the top of his tumbler before he sipped from it

Misconscrewed?

he swallowed  Not bad huh

What a pain in the ass.

Learned from the best

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