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29.1.22

Im in orbit

HA a seattlelite That’s not how it is said or spelled. No it is not Im playingIm having me some fun at no expense to anyone ansince Im not expendsive expensive no expense to me eitherr Like it Misspelling. Yes but I said I like it Mind your own business

cracked his knuckles You are my business.

sigh he was just going to have to ignore him or her or herr or frau or dough ray me faut sowha lay tit dough

their arms fell to their sides You’re ridiculous.

Im just having me some fun as I said earlier

Leave me be for a bit Ill letya know when Im back

Where was I Ah

Im in orbit

I am a mundane circulatingcelestial body very smallSmall

hard to see unless someones specifically looking for me

I woanderround circlecircuit throughout day to night

only visual in the evening

My daytime anticsHEY myantics semantics semenantics Oh stop! yare really getting ridiculous now. I asked ya to leave me be Im riffing Riffing, our ass, you’re pulling us down, pulling us apart; asunder.

Were done here

Ill letya know when Im back

they shrugged looked hopeless it was I have our best interests at heart.

Yado

Ya do

where was he Ah

semenantics My daytime antics are fadedswallowed up in the light of day dark side of the moon quashed

But unseen doesnt mean Im not there absence of evidence isnt evidence of absence A E I E A a e i o u & sometimes y

I am

I am pregnant

Im in orbit

better than in an obit

Da End That’s all Folks!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZVJSWb2XL8

Im baack

1739, ReggaeFriday, 28 1. 22

1327, Saturday, 29 1. 22

Sound of Music Do Re Mi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drnBMAEA3AM

Blackbear (Ft. Gucci Mane) Do Re Mi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38bNPeE_hA8

Antic Hay https://www.londonfictions.com/aldous-huxley-antic-hay.html

semantics https://www.researchgate.net/figure/Informal-semantic-graph-of-the-terminology-related-to-semantic-measures-It-structures_fig10_277328095

Ooo ooo

he sounded like Car 54s police officer Gunther Toody despite oooing in his head he hopedcrossed his fingers one democrat seated on the Senate Judiciary Committee might wryly irreverently asks President Bidens black female Supreme Court nominee

Do you like beer?

1607, Thursday, 27 1. 22

907 preferred to 2107, Saturday, 29 1. 22

nominee Kavanaugh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUX86Uo1nsg

MSNBC https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPULKpF1Z48

Don know much about history

Don know much biology

Don much about science book

Don know much about the French I took

Yah Cooke that was then this is a now

Don know much about QAnon

a cabal which doesnt seem to know much about anything other than itself

but he knew

knew it was full of shit

expouse parables levy metaphors one could put them in a tailspin What’s that? Huh?

their membership grinds teeth over big words

had to feed them slowly feed them smooth pureed baby food feed them something they could suck up

easy to swallow

digestible

it hadnt teeth to chew masticate

No I said masticate not jesus masturbate Wha clowns

he didnt know much about QAnon except they were believers

led by their nose most Faithful are fucked up

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Sam Cooke Wonderful World https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdjgj5A2gOs

Jon Stewart https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTeMFnhJjWw

Monkees I’m a Believer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gv2MLlZKarM

Wha wha wha had he said

Whad I say

You’re asking me what you said?

When?

Just a while back the thing with a friend

Thing with a friend.

Aww tha aint helpnot restating wha I said

I said about havin something with a friend

What friend?

Girl girl friend

Girl friend or girlfriend?

Look at you So happy you know the difference between the two

Hanging out with you I’ve learned there’s a difference.

Yes Positively

Had something for her

Something?

Yes A fling with a friendNo

No no, you don’t use fling . . not that I remember.

It kinda rhymed

Freak with a friend

I’ve heard you use freak . .

. . No Thats not it

Not it?

DAMMIT clutching at straws fingering a friend fucking a friend Rhymes

Nope. I can’t remember . . rhymes.

Rhymes with friend . .

. . Yes

Sorry . .

. . Yare no help

That’s what I was going to say.

Man, it’s really bending you.

It is I know I just gotta say

HUMM with a friend HMM with a friend Friend

Don’t look at me.

Sorry Wasnt Was looking through yaI know this HUMMM with a friend

Awshit GOT IT

Got it? What?

You’re killing me.

Affair with a friend

Affair, affair with a friend . . rhymes. Was that so hard?

Hurt my head remembering it

Was it that important?

Memorys always important

You pointing that at me?

I don have to pointyour memorys shit

Ooo ooo lemmesay lemmesay it now or Ill forget Yasay youll work on it but ya don

You know why?

Ofcourse I do

Why?

Because ya don wanna work that hard

Affair with a friend Good to remember

A girl friend?

Yes

That memorable?

That memorable

Never saw it coming Unexpected The best

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1339, ReggaeFRiday, 28 1. 22

28.1.22

fucknah it aint its goading him

thats what computers do in regards to him

together they exercise a hatehate relationship

Excuse me, I believe you’re wrong, it’s called a lovehate relationship.

Excuse meyare wrong

Hatehate I hate it it hates me as he said that he could hear once upon a time the companys computer technician frustrated enter the call center yelling at him REBOOT!

They pay ya to tell me to reboot Wha a gravy job Lets go outside an Ill knock ya senseless take your job Reboot Theres more than reboot to the trouble my computers been having Find out what it is at its core woudya

Find it? Find what?

Two dozen people work here with you and you’re only one, the only one, who continually, an I mean continually, has problems with their computer.

Which stands to reason

Stands to reason . what . . stands to reason? his eyeballs bulged had to admit it humoured him What the hell stands to reason?

Hatehate man

Would you quit with that hatehate, it’s a machine, just a machine.

I don care for machineswhy when I was a carpenter I used hand tools Hand tools don mess up I can mess up they don

I already rebooted

his jowls swelledhis face went redUP! Out of your chair! Out of the cube! Now!

Mike man yareally need to practise some patien . .

. . I got other projects Im supposed to be working on rather than this . recurrently.

Then fix it base level or prep me a new one

This was a new one, like the one before it . . the one before it.

Yasee yasee the theme the real problem

Theme?

Hatehate baby

While ya work on that damn thing Ill go for coffee Have one

I’ll have one.

Donsay I know whaya like

begrudgingly Thank you.

Yare welcome

still

goading

0944, ReggaeFriday, 28 1. 22

2001s Dave & HAL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DX142NtqOE

he wouldntcouldnt tout a creed they creep like thieves with religious intent

however he would agree he had beliefs

anright at the tippytop of his list I believe in condoms

some guys didnt

it should be noted he wrote guys anguys arent men

some guys never become or aspire to be men

some guys will be boys their whole life

Peter Pan I won’t grow up . . I’ll never grow up.

full disclosure he was a manchild

he believed in condoms with religious fervor

he enamoured in those days prophylactics were kept and sold from behind the counter he turned on a female pharmacist who was head over heels that he accepted responsibility for his birth control

she told him so

she was comely he could see through womens clothing it was a birthday wish he made when he was younger and because he didnt say what he wished for it came true anhe tended to be provocative

So which one will you have?

Ahyes ah which which shall it be

Lemme ask you Which do you like

I like?

Yes

Which condom do you like best It don matter to medoesnt matter because inside them Im somewhat desensitised not the same as without Ive have sex with girls who are on birth control an skin to skin is the best

her eyes went bigshe had big eyes to begin with huge green eyesflinted with soft amber

The best?

Yes The best

Ifya have a childchildren youve had unprotected sex Don try an tell me it didnt feel best

she softly cleared her throat into a looseclosed hand I have a daughter and a son.

Felt best Yah

she blushed

Colour suits ya

Staahp. inside Stop her voice brokebroke inside a syllable

Eydon mean to make you feel uncomfortable I just want to know which one feels best to you

If we were to have sex

she gasped

I . Im almost old enough to be your mother whispered out of her throat like a full looseknotted toy balloon

Almost isnt Is it

Id say your children arent in schoolare they

Are they hung like an undecided translucentiridescent toy bubble undecided to rise or fall or what hung in languidlazy suspension

Are they

No. They are not.

Then save me youre almost old enough to be my mother Antherefore a contemporary Which one feels best to you

he could see she was wet between her legs see her belly catch see her nipples swell

Please which one

not hard to imagine why he believed in condoms

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0029, ReggaeFriday, 28 1. 22

Hot Chocolate You Sexy Thing (I Believe in Miracles) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4WCutVJs7Q

Rickie Lee Jones I Won’t Grow Up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FF_tbn4C1jI

27.1.22

extra Ecclesiam nulla salus dogma fetch your bone thoperhaps more likely dogma take a bone

Latin

outside the Church there is no salvation

salvation

the preservation or deliverance from harm ruin loss

for tithe celebration confession

one is spared

until theyre not

God works in mysterious ways

until He doesnt

if he were demanded to concede begrudgingly Gawd at best is a trickster a coyote a wall to wall compendium of opposites annotNOT to be counted on in the clutch

too many clutches

too many hands

perhaps if there was a waiting list to join To the end, just go to the end of the line, there are no cuts, you’ll take your turn when and if you have one.

a parcel hed negotiate with who for his concession

unlikely

given all the horrible errorsthe terribly late apologises

limbo

purgatory

no evidence

taken on faith

a mighty big fucking ask

leave him be

ask someone else please

he was happy and content just being a good person without a club jacket or avowed membership to anything

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1027, Thursday, 27 1. 22

Intelligence Squared debate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZRcYaAYWg4

limbo abode of souls of unbaptised infants

purgatory state of suffering inhabited by souls of sinners who are expiating their sins before going to heaven

26.1.22

an ancient oak taking a kneenot because it wanted but because the current property owner decided it should come down

he saw the house turn three times in the last nine years current tenant were all tenants moved in a little over a year ago

he wondered if oak wiffed its demise

it was huge

workers cut at it with chain saws from two buckets took down its smaller limbsbranches

but oak had a surprise

they cut it to gnarly Y its left curled out over the road an ended in a curlicue an questionmark its right had been cut lower an discovered a hollow

inside were bees

the buckets shot up bouncedbobbedplummeted to escape their fury

he laughedthought

Good tree good tree still holding your own

For now it moaned

by the time he returned the trucks and workers had fled

as he went to pass earlier a worker warned him

the bees formed a thick column

Im good he said I didnt violate them

he walked past him anto the right of the column he thanked the bees for their help

bees paid him no heed

bees never paid him heed as a boy he cuppedcradled bees in his hands saved them from drowning in swimming pools or lakes he had established cred goodstanding in their hive mind everyanywhere he went

he knew it like he knew his left from his right

howls sounded behind him

Retribution

couldnt pay him to cut a tree down

he climbed themplanted them he was on their side

they were the planets lungs

a basic premise seemed lost

bees were also critical

also seemed lost

thick dull human beens

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broke his heart he actually put his hand to his chesthe felt violated

violated horriblyANGRY

nothing worse than not having culprits apparent

theyd be sneaky because sneaky was equivalent to clever in their book they were pieces of shit he wished he prayeddidnt buy into it but if he did hed pray he could prey

the O’Biden administration is all in against the Trumpvirus

896,674 deaths courtesy of the Former

the government made N95 masks available across the country for free he would have been happy to pop for his

he understood the drugstore he went to had received them

he was horribly horriblysorry to say perhaps sorrier because he expected it

while walking there he found a perverse trail of Hansel and Gretel breadcrumbs

he found thrashed N95 masks

evidently some people who took advantage of free masks took them only to destroy them

unAmerican Americans

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https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/us/

https://www.wsj.com/articles/how-to-get-free-n95-masks-from-the-u-s-government-11643114887

Bowie Young Americans https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO6OvHxD_m8

C R T critical race theory he despised acronyms Just open your fuckin mouth an say

critical race theory is inconvenient history

some whites find American history terribly inconvenient but its history it aint flatteringfucks with their myths all der talkin at niggers dey aint equal dey stupid dey aint worth time of day plug nickel

reflexively cry Pull yourself up by your bootstraps!

(little tough when yaint got boots)

accordingly to deny rewrite history some white Republicans seek to ban books they find appalling theyre racists homophobes

theyd burn books

Oops .. dey forgot unlikely Nazi Germanys Kristallnacht Nazi 1933 book burnings

Burn baby burn burning bright

but O theyll remembertheyll point fingers O 1965 Watts Riots

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https://www.ns-dokuzentrum-muenchen.de/en/documentation-center/historical-site/memorial-the-blacklist/book-burnings-1933/

burning bright https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/43687/the-tyger

25.1.22

when he left the library he took the more remote concrete staircase down to the road rather than the ramped sidewalk that paralleled the drive up

he could count the times on one hand over twothree times every week over years that he encountered anyone usually just their refuse cant seem to take their trash with themtake it down to the bottom of the steps where the city maintained a trash can across the street from it was the bus stop

HOW FUCKIN LAZY

taking a right to the stairway off the sidewalk that ranround the library he saw a large man standing with his back to him he was unkempt caught his wild mane under a darkblue baseball cap a shaggy beard curling off the side of his face wore dusky mustard overalls could make out the frayed collar of a plaid flannel its colour not matching the overalls

walking upon him in a loud voice he said COMIN UP ON YOUR LEFT

unkempt tilted his head backheard him stepped left into his way

ON YOUR LEFT

unkempt didnt turn he stepped right laughedhumoured like a bear with his nose in a honey tree hollow Sometimes I forget my left from my right.

Excuse me.

No problem Im lefthanded write a lot so immediately know my left from my right

I don’t write, mebbe why I can't remember.

Understand

passing him Have a fine day

unkempt kept turning rightkept his back to him You too.

no way he blushed not knowing his left from his right

he avoided his eye avoided being recognition

probably a good thing

ifhe looked anything like he smelled he didnt want to see

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Jethro Tull Aqualung https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0jMPI_pUec

he made a mess all the way into the urgent care clinic

rather too he had made a mess over the two blocks he walked to get there

at the window he told the girl he was bleeding unable to staunch it as he walked he bled all over her lobby

he turned from her and went into the toilet grabbed a gout of paper towels sat on the pot elevated his legheel on top the toilet paper dispenser and applied pressure

thats where he waited

had it happened while he was nearer home he would have gone there and managed

when they entered to apprise him it was his turn he shagged them out

FerChristssake get me a wheelchair wha the hell ya thinking exactly why he was against urgent care facilities moneygougers

finally they got him into an examination room

the doctor was waitingGOOD they deserve to wait too turn the tables on them

he let loose of his gripsat back in the wheel chair let the bluelatex gloved man work

he had had a good grip on the wound

when the wrap of brown paper towels were removed his pant leg cut up to above his knee Cut by the seam Doc I intended to sewem up it appeared he arrested the bleeding to an ooze

You walked here? gotta love a bedside manner Can you tell me what happened?

I can Look for glass in it

the doctor startledalmost pushed back on his roller chair Glass?

Glass

I was walking in the street no sidewalks on that stretch of road walkingkicking up dried leaves downed by the storm a week back saw something tumbling off the shoulder I thought cellophane a discarded wrapper until it veered towards me

I was attacked by a glass spider when it went through a ray of sun it was dazzlingthrew off rainbowed light dispersion yaknow It struck I smashed it used my book like a paddle It shattered

Theres glass in the wound

I . . I . I don’t know what to say, that’s a fantastic stor . .

. . Doc a fantastic fact

Treat the leg please

he had to probe anaesthetised the area behind his anklesup his calf used a L E D magnifying examination lamp

when he concluded You must have swatted the . ah . er . . spider . just right, most of the punctures were clean. It must have been larg . .

. . It was a huge

When I get out of here Im doubling back to see what I can find I sidestepped out into the street to avoid it I hope traffic didnt crush it to bits Ill see

You’ll excuse me, I’d like to see too.

You saw what you removed Yare welcome to a portion but Id want the remainder Ill sign for it if I request you must comply I know how this works

Anif I find something worthwhile Ill be happy to return anlet you see Fingers crossed

Thanks for your help today

his leg felt queer when he stood he chuckled

What? asked the doctor

Very Kafka Metamorphosis Or Stoker Dracula I might not be myself tomorrow morning

Sure you want me to return

Jesus, Joe.

He did Jesus

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