some guys gotta take bows whenever they can

                                                  whether its warrantedworthwhile or not                       

speaking for himself he didnt bow didnt take compliments

knew he providedproduced his best efforts

didnt have to be told  acknowledged

wasnt one who needed to be stroked

                                         nobodys dog  no ones pet 

Soah . . you know the difference between wiggle and jiggle?

Wiggle jiggle Jello  jelly not jam

Huh?

Im playin wiggle jiggle tell me that don sound fun 

Okay, there’s that, but you know the difference between them?

Ya kiddin me

              Areya devolving before my very eyes  becoming a cretin

That’s not cool, Rosa’s law; stick to the question.

Marcellino Use her full name she deserves that

                                                   Introduced in Congress twothousandnine  signed into law twothousandten  Retard OUCH everyone cries  mental retardation  Replaced with intellectual disability  employing profound  severe  moderate  tossing out colourful ageold descriptors  idiot  imbecile  moron  Cretin  which ought to be brought back en vogue for too numerous to count Republican politicians who have virulentHA disregard for Trump virus vaccinations  their FREEDOM  their RIGHTS    freedumb  they said it  Retards  An all those who follow them

Fuckin lemmings 

Man, ya got a way of swerving out of traffic and not getting killed – you’re always doing this to me.

Useless information trivia I got a knack got it by the truckload

                                                                  But I know where I went offroad  Ya remember

Ya don remember

 

Gimme a moment.

Lemme know when I can help

                                I want ya to have a victory lap  Its a team effort 

Hint

Yeah, would you?

Wigg . .

. . That’s it! Wiggle and jiggle; you know the difference between them?

Look at you Completing the circle

                                    Like wagonmaster Ward Bond  cowboy  circling the wagonsya recall Wagon Train

You’re going off again in another direction.

Afraid youll forget the difference between wiggle and jig . .

. . I know the difference; I was asking you if you did.

Wiggle jiggle Jello jelly not jam

                                 Cretin

Dammit, repeating them isn’t answering the question.

You truly think I don know the difference

I’m asking.

Im astonished

                Whas in it for you

I think a lot of people don’t know the difference, believe they mean the same; so why don’t you put up?

he sighed Trivia

                   Despite being synonymous  wiggle  laterally side to side  Jiggle  jimmyjellyjam up  and   down

a tad bit of despondency roiled in his face

I steal your bow

What are you talking about?

Seems ya always gottawanna compete man

                                                If I say I know I know  If I don I say I don  I prefer cooperation to competition  which Seems why were fallin on its face  Zero Sum creeps American Capitalists glass ceilings pull yourself up by your bootstraps forgetting they were born to boots are selfish are entitled 

                                                                                    Sociopaths an psychopaths an narcissists  the on steroids updated Oz Lions an tigers an bears OHfuckem

 

the silence was deafening 

might have left him in the dirt at the side of the road 

after 1610,  Saturday,  17  7. 21

1231,  Thursday,  5  8. 21

Woody Herman  It Must be Jelly  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nvoGpuUsUU 

 

https://www.msn.com/en-us/foodanddrink/foodnews/mark-leibovich-hungary-is-an-exaggerated-version-of-what-trump-wants-for-the-us/vp-AAMWB9v

feverish Republicunts pant for America to evolve

Evolve

       Rightwingers who defy vaccinations who defy science who think that Hungary  Orban  has the answers 

Democracy isnt the answer  

its White Christian autocracy 

which believes in racism

believes in misogyny

which believes it has the guns to make it happen 

he was cheering on the Delta variant 

he supposes if push comes to shove well have an American French Revolution 

hell mount his homemade guillotine on a dolly

                                                 now Republicunts can worry about partisans going from door to door

1737,  Thursday,  5  8. 21

2224,  Thursday,  5  8. 21

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2021/08/tucker-carlson-has-seen-the-future-and-it-is-fascist.html 

ten cents an envelope

                       fortyfive envelopes  fourfiftynine and tax  

he was going to have start buying in bulk to save himself some money threefour letters a week hed go through them before he knew it

                   Or  one of his interior hecklers broke out to say

Or

Or . . yacould quit writing letters . cut way back

Id do that why

Save yourself time and money

                                Fuckin few write letters these days  Anya know why

Genius  yawanna inform me

Glad to see ya comin aroundacceptin my worthour considerable  worth to ya    ITSinconvenient

Yasound like a snake

                       Youah  hangout with Eve whisper sweetnothings in her ear in the day  make her think she was talking to herself

Nah  couldnt mess with Eve not Adam not Lilith

                                                   They were green but they knew better

So you waited to infect more recent batches

Recent batches have been really dumbed down  Cant begin to tell ya the shit me and my ilk can make them do They amply make up for you

Make up for me

Yah  We only hangout with you to goad and harrass ya

Harrass  two Rs

Yah . . figure its okay to borrow from ya if we cant twist ya  Yare one of favourite haunts

Thank you  Its nice to be favoured  Ya keep me on my toes

Yare welcome

               An likewise  yaint boring

Neither are youse

Wouldnt kick us out of bed for eating lemon biscotti crumbs all over the placenot soft crumbs either  the itchy irritating kind

Nah  yare sharingright

Definitely  Mi casa su casa

Got that backwards

                     My casa

Don knock a genius for tryin

Nah

      I suppose not 

he thought the woman at the drugstore register would have hailed help over the PA to alleviate the line that formed not that it bothered him  he was involved 

a heavyset woman preceded him to cashier

she had a lot to say

she pulled a twowheeled folding metal cart

                                              inside it a tattered blanket  crumpled clothing  a sizable tin

he held up a finger to Genius to holdup their conversation a second to listendetermine what was taking her so long to conclude her purchase  she had threefour sundry items

Me? she said  I don’t need any more birthdays.

Genius whispered

                    Shouldnt go around teeing up that idea 

Agreed           

She might get wha she wants

Ya wouldnt

Not me but the worlds got big ears  Yaknow  idle hands

 

after 1401,  Twosday,  3  8. 21

1407,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  4  8. 21

a pimp on a bike

                   if he hadnt overheard him as he crossed near the bus stop late teensearly twenties Jewfro pasty white he wouldnt ever have imagined the words that came out of his mouth

it riled him made him stop made him take a paper ticket that held a library book for him from between its pages and scribble So, man, you want to make money, or you want to spend it on sex? 

                                                                                Jewfro was asking a nondescript homeless man bundled in a military surplus khaki jacket black baseball cap yanked down over his face clutching a backpack over his right shoulder  the two about the same height fiveseven fiveeight

                                                                         neither impressive

which made the job offer or comehither appear so absurb 

after writing it down he started walking again

fingering the ticket he read it over and over again to see if he possibly misconstrued the sentence

it confirmed he read it right

he returned the ticket to the book inside the canvasbag slung over his shoulder

after the library he was heading over to the market for a few items

 

So, man, you want to make money, or you want to spend it on sex?

                                                                       maybe not a pimp maybe a solicitation maybe something else he heard it out of context given all the descriptors for genders  It's complicated.  it was complicated when it was only boys and girls heterosexuals homos-lesbians he couldnt definitively say what he overheard

when he returnedinside twenty minutes passing the bus stop he saw that the bike was chained to and behind one of three darkgreen steel benches bolt-anchored to the pavement

a creek ran through town

the bus stop wasnt fifty metres off

crossing the street approaching the bridge that creekside was undeveloped for a halfmile east a dirt shoulder two-lane road ran bedside it

it reminded him slightly of the forest preserves running to either side of the Des Plaines River when he was a kid

he did some crazy shit in those woods

 

after 1401,  Twosday,  3  8. 21

1209,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  4  8. 21

Oh, excuse me.  he quickly shut the door and pondered a way he might cleanse his eyeballs and brain short of plucking out his eyes and having a frontal lobotomy performed on him

                                                                 Jeffie Clark & Drumpf in a 69clinch on the White House carpet gobbling each other up

2029,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  4  8. 21

https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/a37221038/trump-doj-jeffrey-clark-georgia-pressure-overturn-2020-election/ 

transcript of letter: https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/trump-doj-georgia-clark-rosen-donaghue 

 

Economist Paul Krugman points at Floridas FREEDOM to be unvaccinated or Im an ENTITLED WHITE CHRISTIAN MAN in the face of an evolved Delta variant of Trump virus  

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/08/02/opinion/Covid-Florida-vaccines.html

2119,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  4  8. 21

he walked up on himhe ran fifteentwenty minutes late 

he supposed hed find him leaning over his cellphone

he was

       he was oblivious to his surroundingdidnt even hear his approach on the steps to the wood patio outside the coffeeshop 

he sighed Dick  Addict 

                          Wha are ya doin

he startled JESUS . . man, you got to sneak up on me?

I didnt sneak

              Ya couldnt hear me over your fixation with that in your handyour studied hemming and hawing  Whas up

I’m pondering this new dating app.

New Yare on two yah

Yeah. But I’m trying this one out too.

Twos a party threes a crowd no

Give me some space, would you? I’m new to this stuff, learning as I go.

                                                                          You ought to get on one so you’re not critical of me, speaking from ignorance – as you so often accuse me.

As yaknow technically impossible An evenif I could I wouldnt Thereby I am deliberately happily ignorant Ya don look so happy

That’s because I’m still learning the rop . .

. . Suffering its learning curve  Looks like it hurts

                                                           Coffee

It’s my turn.

Nah Im late Let me treat you lover

he looked desperately around the patio 

                                         Would you quit that shit?

Yawanna cup of coffee or not

he grimaced Yes. Please.

The usual A tasty shot of hazelnut syrup for my sweet

eyeballs bulged  FUCK. Yes.

One or two fingers

She knows, they know what we drink.

Yah Were boring

Speak for yourself.

Yah Corrected

               Yare enthusiastically boring  Ill be back anthen you can explain wha the hitch in your gittyup is 

inside he ordered The usual

                              Laconia smiled  she was Cambodian  which meant her smile was luminous against her brown skin  they took coffee there for her smilefor her husbands feigned surliness and that their shop was across from the treed grassy mall before the onehunred year old City Hall 

Ya get that knocked out

                         he set the papered coffee cup down on the yellow metal café table beside him  Kanpai

he took the coffee raised it

                             Kanpai 

they sipped 

So whas the hangup

Age.

Whas the hangup

You deaf.

Carry on  I expect ya know wha ages interest ya

I gotta choose in ten-year increments; forty to fifty, fifty to sixt . . 

. . Cant enter thirtyfive fortyfive fortyfive fiftyfive

No. The app only allows decades.

Why not disregard the app an in yer info deliberations write Legal an Alive cadavers need not apply 

                                                                                                         Although on second thought  don negateprejudice cadavers  lubbedup juicedup theyd be willing participants given their arrested state 

You’re sick.

Dude be brilliant astonishing  a lightbulb freakinlightning   

                                                                Gauche is a matter of taste

 

very possibly 1601,  Thursday,  22  7. 21

1415,  Twosday,  3  8. 21

 

euthanasia

                  its kind to euthanise  BE KIND, EUTHANISE! 

to put an animal out of its misery is humane

yet the Humane seem indignant when someone commits suicide

                                                                  asif that person hasnt a right to the singular thing they truly possesses

                  their own life

its not that everyone enters the world on par

maybe if everyone entered equally

the Humane might have a bitch

                                bitch “You’re making us look bad.” bitch “You coward.” not that anyone other than that person walked in their shoes or times no shoes at all 

maybe if everyone entered the world equally 

Be kind, euthanise!

                     everyone should have a right to a peaceful nonviolent nonhorrific death 

everyone ought to have the right to euthanise themselves

                                                              a euthanist not a tainted possibly unforgiven suicide

Whats to forgive

1041,  Twosday,  3  8. 21

 

Cuomo Trumpian 

                    youd think that equation would sicken him

however he knows what he knows 

anything outside the sphere of his head is untenable  not viable                  

he wants what he wants

thats his prism

1632,  Twosday,  3  8. 21

https://buffalonews.com/news/local/state-and-regional/defiant-cuomo-denies-sexual-harassment-allegations-as-calls-for-resignation-intensify/article_597f527e-f46a-11eb-9ddc-070bf25cd70b.html

Awright Yaneed to shut your mouth rightnow 

                                                 Or post it  Post at your site or whatever its called where ya place your you-need-to-know-this-about-me on-line dating info

What’d I say?

Yakiddin me  Whadya say

What did I sa . .

. . Do you listen to yourself when you talk

What’d I say?

HINT HINT  HINT Not a gamechanger

What’s not a gamechanger?

Fuck me 

         Understandplease  Im struggling not to pith you like a biology class frog for dissection  Im afraid yer workings got creepy wobbly gears and cogs  not functioning gray matter

What’s . . not . my gamechanger . .

. . Gamechanger  Dealbreaker

Yeah.

Howdaya fuckin breathe

Breathe . . . that’s pretty critica . .

. . Anyet ya havent a clue 

                          Clueless

What did I say, Jesus Christ, how many times I gotta ask? 

The fact that you gotta ask . . you . yasaid it 

You going to say?

Fuckinright Im gonna say 

                            Im gonna make a tshirt for you . .hot pink emblazoned in bright green letters  An Im gonna make me a tshirt so we can walk around together so people can see the heads and tails of it

Its not a gamechanger its not a dealbreaker  it aint okay you have no interest in a blow job

                                                                                               Youll wear a tshirt that reads I’M NOT INTERESTED IN ORAL SEX

Mine will read BLOW ME 

Yeah . well . . I also posted I'm not interested in someone who smokes.

A false equivalent

                 Equating smoking to having your cock sucked CHRIST

Man  get yer head on right

1508,  Sunday,  1  8. 21 

2155,  Monday,  2  8. 21 

Zappa  Camarillo Brillo  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNJQFbkOjkg 

 

So whaya think about cats getting a hunred dollars FOR GETTING the Trump virus vax

I’d think getting the vax ought to be plenty, shouldn’t have to incentivise people.

Right

      If they get a hunred we ought to call our congressman to get ours too

That’s not going to happen.

No An it shouldnt

So why bring it up?

Cuz it crossed my mind Remember fifth grade Remember when the teachers separated the girls from the boys we got an hour in the gym girls went to the auditorium When we returned to the classroom all the girls were carrying little white paper bags an guarding them with their lives They refused to talk about em

Yeah. I remember. So what? 

I want mine

Yours?

Yah I want my treat bag

You know what was in the girls’, right?

I do

    But I still want mine I want my brown paper bagdon have to be fancy an I want it filled with assorted sensation rubbers lub a pint of whisky one or two girlie mags  and  a   joint

                                                                        I want my brown paper goodies bag 

Christ.

Christ nothing  Id share it

1500,  Sunday,  1  8. 21

prefer 323 to 1523,  Monday,  2  8. 21

 

Stupid is as stupid does

                            or maybe in the candlelicked dark of night Stupid does Stupid

he wasnt fond of Stupid no matter how she was skinnedup

nothing floppingwiggling around inside her skull like a bowl of slick ideating eels maybe id-eating  dont ring no dinner bell

he wouldnt be on a hustle

 

a friend with a friend like him who needed enemies couldnt follow his logic

                                                                          Come on, man, she’s hot! you wouldn’t want a piece of that?

Im not saying she isnt attract . .

. . You’d kick her out of bed for eating crackers?

She wouldnt make my bed

Are you crazy?

No

Because you don’t think she’s sharp? you don’t like what’s between her ears? 

She strike you as sharp

Has nothing to do with it.

It

It.  What?

           Where do you get off . .

. . Don get hot under the collar man Ive got a solution  wannahear

A solution? he sniffed snorted briefly pinchedtweaked his nostrils  What do you got in mind?

Got an ape cry

An ape cry . . a gorilla cry?

Yah ya conclude with pounding your chest with your fists

What are you getting at?

Whos the better man

I’ll fucking own you.

Put up or shaddup

he threw his backlaughed then drew forward on the chair towards him and erupted  a violent Whowhowhohahahahehahahah BAM BAM BAM

                                                   he did a great ape

not as good as he could 

but he wasnt competing

That was lousy; what a lousy ape cry. Miserable. 

                                                    I won.

Yadid Handsdown I cant compete with you

everything was a competition with him

he was easy to play 

I won!

Yadid 

       Ya get the girl if you can win her 

in his absolute glory he misplaced their contention

1723,  Reggae Friday,  30  7. 21

0954,  Monday,  2  8. 21

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tldGgGFe194 

Kinks  Apeman  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRHqs8SffDo

  

Whar the hell ya think yare going not that he expected an answer

the spider an appleseed wannabe stopped in midsteps its got eight legs 

                                                                                 it showed him six palms handsup asif Don shoot sheriff

anytime he catches a spider working its way along the cleavage of the ceiling and wall on invisible skeins towards the shower out of appleseeds distant corner above the sink he halts them

                                                                          Stand down bucko reverse field

maybe theyre following her latent pheromones or graffiti she scribbled she tried committing suicide three timesthree times he thwarted herblotted her up off the tub bottom with a quicktorn scrap of toilet paper and set her right sideup on the window ledge under the sun under the screen to dry and unbind her lengthy legs gams   appleseed was a huge daddylonglegs

 

he or she brought his or her hands down slowly

                                                 and asif he or she understood him they reversed themselves and wanderedsauntered back to the revampedrestitchedrehung web

he liked their cocky sauntering

                                gamely showing him their spinnerets returning to the web was their idea  he just happened to finish his showerpulled the curtain back as they were gallivantingNothing more

however for him looking to the wall above the doorway into the corner was a kneejerk reaction

     NO SPIDERSUICIDES ON HIS WATCH

                                                   appleseed beat that into his skull      

1326,  Sunday – Lughnasadh,  1  8. 21

 

it startled himdidnt wake him didnt cease his dreaming  but aroused a keen sense of curiosity that played inside the dream

              the dream mutedcontinued like passing scenery outside a car window 

timeknot

         he didnt recall if it was saidwhispered  if a dreamedcharacter had said or he heard it inside his dreamedhead

    or if it appeared in text 

what is timeknot 

shaped like a pretzel

the unknot Gordian knot   Alexander the Great hacked through

a diminutive bar of soap thinned by use coffee evaporating in a carafe leaving residue redwine in a goblet hornets building a papercomb beehives anthills lichen growing shelves mushrooms infinitesimal Change strands spiderwebs bluejeans fadingeffacingshred 

      timeknot

               thosethings which greet us everyday though are prone to be ignored

not that they give a shit 

                        anif they couldnt give a shit why are people desperate to be known

asif anonymity is a disease

asif recognised

                for good or ill 

is an achievement 

timeknot ticked ticked ticked ticke . .

                                              the car stopped  he got out intered the dream again   Yamiss me

0954,  Sunday,  1  8. 21

1303,  Sunday – Lughnasadh,  1  8. 21

https://www.upi.com/Archives/2001/04/10/Scientists-untangle-legendary-knot/3570986875200/ 

 

Nahnah no   No

                  he tried to take the pen out of his handwhenever he got high he wanted to expound illustrate his arguments on paper 

                     it wasnt his intention that their conversation would entertain logic equations he was of an illogical bent Improbable elbowed Possible out of the way without a polite Excuse me rudely shoved it asidepushed it down on its face from behind  no love loss

You don’t get to say No, it’s modus ponens, bro; if P then Q, if the antecedent, P, holds, stands, then the consequent, Q, may be inferred.

he shrugged dismissively Ya speaking English

You’re a funny guy. 

                      he sketched as he spoke  It’s simple: if R, rain, then W, wet. However if you flip the consequent, W, it isn’t valid to infer R, rain; something can be wetted without rain. 

I follow I follow I was simplysince its simple referring to the Irish anagain asalways I was being derogatory  playfully

You have any Irish friends?

I do

And your playful remark flies with them?

Yamiss the friends part 

                         Its in good fun they slam me for being Polish a polack a twoway street man if ya dish it out ya gotta be able take it 

                     Ohwell lookie lookie  another logic equation 

Oh look at you, so clever.

Butya couldnt let it be ya had to scribble on paper

                                                     If I  Irish  then F A  fuck anything  Its better realised said out loud than written down 

what preceded the tete de tete was a conversation he related to him that he had with his niece the evening prior about her pup

         After she rolled through seveneight hell nine breedsdid you know doggie DNA testing is a thing   What? No. Really?   Yah like the National Geographic spit in a tube test you took  howya make a dog spit  offer a bone  swab slobber   Really?   Ive no idea but thats how she knew the breeds her pup was madeup of

Anywho  she pausedI think she was trying to catch her breath an I said Its gotta be somewhat satisfying the test results didnt reveal Neanderthal                                                        

Ya couldve heard a pin drop

She didnt know how to take it 

I . ah, I . have Neanderthal in my genetic makeup.

I know I know youve said 

                          Gotta be satisfying ya donhave German pinscher in your lineage 

he gave him a dirty look

AwferChristsake  Its a joke man a joke 

                                          However  knowing that Neanderthal shows up in DNA tests confirms the Irish will fuck anything We coexisted for fiftythousand years baby

                                                                 Plenty O time to make mischief 

I suppose that speaks to fact that some guys will fuck anything.

Guys

     Whadaya talkin bout

You said Irish.

I was referring to lassies

Thursday afternoon,  29  7. 21

2338,  Saturday,  31  7. 21

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