3.8.21


Awright Yaneed to shut your mouth rightnow 
                                                 Or post it  Post at your site or whatever its called where ya place your you-need-to-know-this-about-me on-line dating info

What’d I say?

Yakiddin me  Whadya say

What did I sa . .
. . Do you listen to yourself when you talk

What’d I say?

HINT HINT  HINT Not a gamechanger

What’s not a gamechanger?

Fuck me 
         Understandplease  Im struggling not to pith you like a biology class frog for dissection  Im afraid yer workings got creepy wobbly gears and cogs  not functioning gray matter

What’s . . not . my gamechanger . .
. . Gamechanger  Dealbreaker

Yeah.

Howdaya fuckin breathe

Breathe . . . that’s pretty critica . .
. . Anyet ya havent a clue 
                          Clueless
What did I say, Jesus Christ, how many times I gotta ask? 


The fact that you gotta ask . . you . yasaid it 

You going to say?

Fuckinright Im gonna say 
                            Im gonna make a tshirt for you . .hot pink emblazoned in bright green letters  An Im gonna make me a tshirt so we can walk around together so people can see the heads and tails of it


Its not a gamechanger its not a dealbreaker  it aint okay you have no interest in a blow job
                                                                                               Youll wear a tshirt that reads I’M NOT INTERESTED IN ORAL SEX
Mine will read BLOW ME 

Yeah . well . . I also posted I'm not interested in someone who smokes.

A false equivalent
                 Equating smoking to having your cock sucked CHRIST

Man  get yer head on right

1508,  Sunday,  1  8. 21 
2155,  Monday,  2  8. 21 
Zappa  Camarillo Brillo  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNJQFbkOjkg 

 

So whaya think about cats getting a hunred dollars FOR GETTING the Trump virus vax

I’d think getting the vax ought to be plenty, shouldn’t have to incentivise people.

Right
      If they get a hunred we ought to call our congressman to get ours too

That’s not going to happen.

No An it shouldnt

So why bring it up?

Cuz it crossed my mind Remember fifth grade Remember when the teachers separated the girls from the boys we got an hour in the gym girls went to the auditorium When we returned to the classroom all the girls were carrying little white paper bags an guarding them with their lives They refused to talk about em

Yeah. I remember. So what? 


I want mine

Yours?

Yah I want my treat bag

You know what was in the girls’, right?

I do
    But I still want mine I want my brown paper bagdon have to be fancy an I want it filled with assorted sensation rubbers lub a pint of whisky one or two girlie mags  and  a   joint
                                                                        I want my brown paper goodies bag 
Christ.

Christ nothing  Id share it
1500,  Sunday,  1  8. 21
prefer 323 to 1523,  Monday,  2  8. 21

2.8.21

 
Stupid is as stupid does
                            or maybe in the candlelicked dark of night Stupid does Stupid

he wasnt fond of Stupid no matter how she was skinnedup

nothing floppingwiggling around inside her skull like a bowl of slick ideating eels maybe id-eating  dont ring no dinner bell
he wouldnt be on a hustle

 

a friend with a friend like him who needed enemies couldnt follow his logic
                                                                          Come on, man, she’s hot! you wouldn’t want a piece of that?

Im not saying she isnt attract . .
. . You’d kick her out of bed for eating crackers?

She wouldnt make my bed

Are you crazy?


No

Because you don’t think she’s sharp? you don’t like what’s between her ears? 

She strike you as sharp

Has nothing to do with it.

It

It.  What?
           Where do you get off . .
. . Don get hot under the collar man Ive got a solution  wannahear

A solution? he sniffed snorted briefly pinchedtweaked his nostrils  What do you got in mind?

Got an ape cry

An ape cry . . a gorilla cry?

Yah ya conclude with pounding your chest with your fists

What are you getting at?

Whos the better man

I’ll fucking own you.

Put up or shaddup

he threw his backlaughed then drew forward on the chair towards him and erupted  a violent Whowhowhohahahahehahahah BAM BAM BAM
                                                   he did a great ape
not as good as he could 
but he wasnt competing


That was lousy; what a lousy ape cry. Miserable. 
                                                    I won.
Yadid Handsdown I cant compete with you

everything was a competition with him

he was easy to play 

I won!

Yadid 
       Ya get the girl if you can win her 


in his absolute glory he misplaced their contention
1723,  Reggae Friday,  30  7. 21
0954,  Monday,  2  8. 21

  

Whar the hell ya think yare going not that he expected an answer

the spider an appleseed wannabe stopped in midsteps its got eight legs 
                                                                                 it showed him six palms handsup asif Don shoot sheriff

anytime he catches a spider working its way along the cleavage of the ceiling and wall on invisible skeins towards the shower out of appleseeds distant corner above the sink he halts them
                                                                          Stand down bucko reverse field
maybe theyre following her latent pheromones or graffiti she scribbled she tried committing suicide three timesthree times he thwarted herblotted her up off the tub bottom with a quicktorn scrap of toilet paper and set her right sideup on the window ledge under the sun under the screen to dry and unbind her lengthy legs gams   appleseed was a huge daddylonglegs

 

he or she brought his or her hands down slowly
                                                 and asif he or she understood him they reversed themselves and wanderedsauntered back to the revampedrestitchedrehung web

he liked their cocky sauntering
                                gamely showing him their spinnerets returning to the web was their idea  he just happened to finish his showerpulled the curtain back as they were gallivantingNothing more

however for him looking to the wall above the doorway into the corner was a kneejerk reaction
     NO SPIDERSUICIDES ON HIS WATCH

                                                   appleseed beat that into his skull      

1326,  Sunday – Lughnasadh,  1  8. 21

1.8.21

 

it startled himdidnt wake him didnt cease his dreaming  but aroused a keen sense of curiosity that played inside the dream
              the dream mutedcontinued like passing scenery outside a car window 

timeknot
         he didnt recall if it was saidwhispered  if a dreamedcharacter had said or he heard it inside his dreamedhead
    or if it appeared in text 


what is timeknot 

shaped like a pretzel

the unknot Gordian knot   Alexander the Great hacked through

a diminutive bar of soap thinned by use coffee evaporating in a carafe leaving residue redwine in a goblet hornets building a papercomb beehives anthills lichen growing shelves mushrooms infinitesimal Change strands spiderwebs bluejeans fadingeffacingshred 

      timeknot
               thosethings which greet us everyday though are prone to be ignored
not that they give a shit 
                        anif they couldnt give a shit why are people desperate to be known
asif anonymity is a disease
asif recognised
                for good or ill 
is an achievement 


timeknot ticked ticked ticked ticke . .
                                              the car stopped  he got out intered the dream again   Yamiss me

0954,  Sunday,  1  8. 21
1303,  Sunday – Lughnasadh,  1  8. 21

 
Nahnah no   No
                  he tried to take the pen out of his handwhenever he got high he wanted to expound illustrate his arguments on paper 
                     it wasnt his intention that their conversation would entertain logic equations he was of an illogical bent Improbable elbowed Possible out of the way without a polite Excuse me rudely shoved it asidepushed it down on its face from behind  no love loss

You don’t get to say No, it’s modus ponens, bro; if P then Q, if the antecedent, P, holds, stands, then the consequent, Q, may be inferred.

he shrugged dismissively Ya speaking English

You’re a funny guy. 
                      he sketched as he spoke  It’s simple: if R, rain, then W, wet. However if you flip the consequent, W, it isn’t valid to infer R, rain; something can be wetted without rain. 


I follow I follow I was simplysince its simple referring to the Irish anagain asalways I was being derogatory  playfully

You have any Irish friends?

I do

And your playful remark flies with them?

Yamiss the friends part 
                         Its in good fun they slam me for being Polish a polack a twoway street man if ya dish it out ya gotta be able take it 
                     Ohwell lookie lookie  another logic equation 

Oh look at you, so clever.

Butya couldnt let it be ya had to scribble on paper
                                                     If I  Irish  then F A  fuck anything  Its better realised said out loud than written down 




what preceded the tete de tete was a conversation he related to him that he had with his niece the evening prior about her pup
         After she rolled through seveneight hell nine breedsdid you know doggie DNA testing is a thing   What? No. Really?   Yah like the National Geographic spit in a tube test you took  howya make a dog spit  offer a bone  swab slobber   Really?   Ive no idea but thats how she knew the breeds her pup was madeup of

Anywho  she pausedI think she was trying to catch her breath an I said Its gotta be somewhat satisfying the test results didnt reveal Neanderthal                                                        

Ya couldve heard a pin drop

She didnt know how to take it 


I . ah, I . have Neanderthal in my genetic makeup.

I know I know youve said 
                          Gotta be satisfying ya donhave German pinscher in your lineage 

he gave him a dirty look

AwferChristsake  Its a joke man a joke 
                                          However  knowing that Neanderthal shows up in DNA tests confirms the Irish will fuck anything We coexisted for fiftythousand years baby
                                                                 Plenty O time to make mischief 


I suppose that speaks to fact that some guys will fuck anything.

Guys
     Whadaya talkin bout

You said Irish.

I was referring to lassies

Thursday afternoon,  29  7. 21
2338,  Saturday,  31  7. 21

                                                               

31.7.21

 

he didnt think it was going to happen

he didnt think that Losing my religion

was ever going to be beat or usurped


it happened last night
                        he was listening to Ali Velshi interview Dr. Murtaza Akhter of Florida International University who was visually distressedagitated by the surge of Republicans Delta variant  his ICU was filled to brimming with Unvaccinated patients  he remarked candidly that his resident frustrated with the glut confided

                                                                                                I’m losing my empathy.

2222,  Reggae Friday,  30  7. 21
1134,  Saturday,  31  7. 21
R.E.M.  Losing My Religion  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdFBpMv4a8o

  

   carcrashes

    carcasses

  cadavers

    carrion 
               like a battlefield massacre on the turnpike  

                                                                          Should have taken a plane
lightly salted cashews
an unremarkable Bloody Mary
an unappealing cellophanewrapped sandwich tray
the going-to-be shrew sitting beside him who was at her laptopon her cellphone like she was one of the last remaining people on earth 
                  he didnt wanna hear about her birth control though he was happy she might not breed he didnt wanna hear about her failed romances her sex toys who her yoga or pilates teachers were the best vegan restaurants in LA SanFran Houston Atlanta 
                            concluding her foray No  foray wasnt too strong  he resurfaced to take a breath of the canned recirculated air she played the movie showing in the headrest before her too loud  it bled out of her earphones




on second thought
                     the carcrashes carcasses cadavers carrion on the highway were preferable

he wouldnt have to resist the temptation to commit murder

1324,  Thursday,  29  7. 21


(Just say that the election corrupt and)

leave the rest to me . . 
                        the latest entry to the Formers pantheon of braying heehaw heehaw
it joins 
         I alone can fix it 
and 
      I’m a very stable genius


  to be fair the Former also cited cohorts Ohio Congressman Jim Jordan Wisconsin Senator Ron Johnson Pennsylvania Congressman Scott Perry
                           wannabe oligarchs

 

speaking for himself it was perversely appealing and satisfying that Former so effortlessly castratesemasculates himself with his tongue

1556,  Reggae Friday,  30  7. 21

30.7.21

 

Come come, you knowyou must know . . how wacky you can be when you wakeup startled; sleeping soundly like a baby one second then bawling in the next . .

Ya asking or saying


Maybe . .  both.

Ah okay gotcha  Then Ill assume you prefer I be sympathetic

To save me from being pathetic?

  Ohmygosh
                  Soitenly


Yeah. Sure.

he laughed the Sure came through the telephone line like a snake sighing fainting
                                                                                        Thats a significant Sure

Yeees.
        Siignificant.

Ya got a serpent thing going on over there

Serpent?  What?

Yah ya fully awake .. .  or is this where I can make somnambulistic trance suggestions  which wont do squat for me a waste  anticlimactic
                       Though very possibly climactic for you which then afterwards youll definitely collapse an fall back to sleep  an sleep hard
I’M GAME!
             not so much a somnambulist

Awright right on
                        Anawa a ay we go . .




                                                           YOWZA! the phone dropped

Mission accomplished

0141,  Reggae Friday,  30  7. 21


Aww he upset the room  again
                                   but he was in the habit of upsetting people  he tried to make them look at the dark side  he disdained the brightly polished side
                                         Oooh shiny shiny because thats a bill of goodsthats the crap they want to sell BUYER BEWARE an because its so lavish and attractive few are going to flip it over look at what is preferred not seen 

Take a good hard look 


Im no sucker
              telling a room he wasnt implied they were they knew ithe knew it that was his intention when he insulted someone he was specific no Offramps no distractions
he pointed his finger
fingered the button
                     GIVE ME A CAR THAT I CAN GET KILLED IN
                                                                     it was a scream that someone might be insulted if he got killed


finally someone muttered That’s really stupid, man; counterintuitive.

Actually . . its accountability
                              People drive like idiotsdrive fearlessly  Auto manufacturers pricetag cars for electronic conveniences survivability  they wanna take the wheel out of your hands

Gimme a car with keys to unlock the doors slip in the ignition I wanna manually roll windows up an down that forces me to think  think which ones I want rolled to where before I go on the road an dont give me a collection of airbags so that the interiors like a romper room bounce house  Im from the school of hard knocks  of responsibilities  accountability 

I prefer having skin in the game

1544,  Thursday,  22  7. 21 
prefer 110 to 1310,  Thursday,  29  7. 21 

29.7.21

 

that was Choice
                  when you havent heard something Choice in a while it stands out like a bloodcurdling SCREAM fireworks against a pitchblack night
he had just walked up
                        there was a clutch of seniors seated sipping coloured iced drinks beneath an enormous blue and white umbrella on the patio near a huge kidneyshaped pool

he arrived latehad said he would walking down from the house he intended to briefly introduce himself then hit the pool it was hot 
                  Choice interrupted him
                                            overhearing itquickly he excused himselfbeat it to the pool where underwater he burst out laughing  he didnt want to injury anyones feelings not knowing them from Adam didnt want to get off on the wrong foot
they had years on him

the cool water was luxurious

                                    having set his beer bottle on the pools edge in the shade his high rushing higher his humour utterly distractingentertaining him he missed that the group en masse had retreated to the airconditioned house

when he cheeped at himselfgot out of his head he saw they were gone


he relaxed in the water and finished his beer

Damn no one was around to fly fetch him another beer 
                                                           Nada he wasnt tipping
he got out of the pool

toweling himself offwalking up to the house he could smell the teriyaki bambooskewered shish kabobs he brought being barbecued
            good timing

yanking a tshirt on he entered the house where he found the ensemble in the den around a spacious gaming table they were playing River poker 
                           We have room if you’d like to play. someone said

No thank you I don gamble at cards Think Ill take advantage of the pool table though
                                                                                           By the way Im Joe
they must not have heard him
                                Ofcourse not

he didnt wait to be acknowledged
                                    the nine-foot Brunswick fringed leather pockets eyeballed himbeckoned fringed like long eyelashes  coy

he rolled the cueball down the table 
                                      it crawled unerringly
almost made him hard with anticipation

he racked the balls smashed them
                                     disappeared into the game 


someone touched his shoulderhe didnt hear them approach
                                                               Excuse me, it's time to eat.
Ohyes thank you I shoot pool I go off elsewhere

she was a gentle woman soft  smelled good reminded him of his mother 
                                                                              Might I prepare you a plate? 
thoughtful like his Maw 
                          No thank you Ill come up and help myself  Thank you for making me aware

You’re quite alright, Joe; I’m Helen.

he shook her hand A pleasure to make your acquaintance Helen
                                                                      she had nothing to do with Choice  


his butcher chose an excellent top sirloin 

his host grilled the shish kabobs beautifully served them with cold watermelon slices peppered potato salad

they all sat together in the diningroom a casual greencheckered gingham tablecloth over the table two round vintage pebbledglass Anchor Hocking pitchers filled with iced tea were at either end of the table

it was a fine luncheon

when they finished everyone helped clear the table  they seamlessly worked to put up foodstuff in cupboards in the refrigerator rinsed washed dried plates and utensils  then the group returned to their poker game
his host came down to shoot pool with him 


Quite an eclectic gathering Jim

Yes, they’re characters; the majority of them are Carrie’s friends or associates.
                                                                                   his wife Carrie had died four years prior
the pool table was her idea

he spanked her regularly on it

Jim was his friend 
                     Jimbo gotta share this with ya  It was Choice

It’s a choice group.

Definitely Aaron and Claire in particular

Those two are kooks.

Ohmy they were talking to Michael when I walked up on them beside the pool They were all over him lambasting him telling him theyd been noticing he was having trouble hearing conversations  he better get his hearing checked

Jimbo rolled his eyes
                       Aaron and Claire?
Choice huh

he laughed uproariously then covered his mouth Aaron and Claire, really?

Ohyeah

They’re almost deaf; even encumbered with hearing aids they often miss parcels . . maybe choose not to hear, or mute their aids.

Crazy

Oh man, that is choice.

Choice 

1614,  Saturday,  17  7. 21
1254,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  28  7. 21

moron

yacant make this shit up

and for it Pelosis right 
                        “. . moron”

House Minority leader Moron McCarthy followed Republicans who were WAAAHcomplaining about the new Capitol mask mandate which seeks to hopefully staunch the Republican Delta variant of Trump virus

he tweeted (maybe his mouth doesnt work) “Make no mistake – The threat(?) of bringing masks back is not a decision based on science, but a decision conjured up by liberal government officials who want to continue to live in a perpetual pandemic state.”

   conjured?
                had Republicans done the hard science work in 2020 rather than obfuscatingrather than kowtowing to a FAKE PRESIDENT whos single priority was to be re-electedrather than propagating the BIG LIErather than committing to the January 6 insurrection – this fantasised perpetual pandemic state – might have been mitigated 

1424,  Thursday,  29  7. 21