30.7.21

 

Come come, you knowyou must know . . how wacky you can be when you wakeup startled; sleeping soundly like a baby one second then bawling in the next . .

Ya asking or saying


Maybe . .  both.

Ah okay gotcha  Then Ill assume you prefer I be sympathetic

To save me from being pathetic?

  Ohmygosh
                  Soitenly


Yeah. Sure.

he laughed the Sure came through the telephone line like a snake sighing fainting
                                                                                        Thats a significant Sure

Yeees.
        Siignificant.

Ya got a serpent thing going on over there

Serpent?  What?

Yah ya fully awake .. .  or is this where I can make somnambulistic trance suggestions  which wont do squat for me a waste  anticlimactic
                       Though very possibly climactic for you which then afterwards youll definitely collapse an fall back to sleep  an sleep hard
I’M GAME!
             not so much a somnambulist

Awright right on
                        Anawa a ay we go . .




                                                           YOWZA! the phone dropped

Mission accomplished

0141,  Reggae Friday,  30  7. 21


Aww he upset the room  again
                                   but he was in the habit of upsetting people  he tried to make them look at the dark side  he disdained the brightly polished side
                                         Oooh shiny shiny because thats a bill of goodsthats the crap they want to sell BUYER BEWARE an because its so lavish and attractive few are going to flip it over look at what is preferred not seen 

Take a good hard look 


Im no sucker
              telling a room he wasnt implied they were they knew ithe knew it that was his intention when he insulted someone he was specific no Offramps no distractions
he pointed his finger
fingered the button
                     GIVE ME A CAR THAT I CAN GET KILLED IN
                                                                     it was a scream that someone might be insulted if he got killed


finally someone muttered That’s really stupid, man; counterintuitive.

Actually . . its accountability
                              People drive like idiotsdrive fearlessly  Auto manufacturers pricetag cars for electronic conveniences survivability  they wanna take the wheel out of your hands

Gimme a car with keys to unlock the doors slip in the ignition I wanna manually roll windows up an down that forces me to think  think which ones I want rolled to where before I go on the road an dont give me a collection of airbags so that the interiors like a romper room bounce house  Im from the school of hard knocks  of responsibilities  accountability 

I prefer having skin in the game

1544,  Thursday,  22  7. 21 
prefer 110 to 1310,  Thursday,  29  7. 21 

29.7.21

 

that was Choice
                  when you havent heard something Choice in a while it stands out like a bloodcurdling SCREAM fireworks against a pitchblack night
he had just walked up
                        there was a clutch of seniors seated sipping coloured iced drinks beneath an enormous blue and white umbrella on the patio near a huge kidneyshaped pool

he arrived latehad said he would walking down from the house he intended to briefly introduce himself then hit the pool it was hot 
                  Choice interrupted him
                                            overhearing itquickly he excused himselfbeat it to the pool where underwater he burst out laughing  he didnt want to injury anyones feelings not knowing them from Adam didnt want to get off on the wrong foot
they had years on him

the cool water was luxurious

                                    having set his beer bottle on the pools edge in the shade his high rushing higher his humour utterly distractingentertaining him he missed that the group en masse had retreated to the airconditioned house

when he cheeped at himselfgot out of his head he saw they were gone


he relaxed in the water and finished his beer

Damn no one was around to fly fetch him another beer 
                                                           Nada he wasnt tipping
he got out of the pool

toweling himself offwalking up to the house he could smell the teriyaki bambooskewered shish kabobs he brought being barbecued
            good timing

yanking a tshirt on he entered the house where he found the ensemble in the den around a spacious gaming table they were playing River poker 
                           We have room if you’d like to play. someone said

No thank you I don gamble at cards Think Ill take advantage of the pool table though
                                                                                           By the way Im Joe
they must not have heard him
                                Ofcourse not

he didnt wait to be acknowledged
                                    the nine-foot Brunswick fringed leather pockets eyeballed himbeckoned fringed like long eyelashes  coy

he rolled the cueball down the table 
                                      it crawled unerringly
almost made him hard with anticipation

he racked the balls smashed them
                                     disappeared into the game 


someone touched his shoulderhe didnt hear them approach
                                                               Excuse me, it's time to eat.
Ohyes thank you I shoot pool I go off elsewhere

she was a gentle woman soft  smelled good reminded him of his mother 
                                                                              Might I prepare you a plate? 
thoughtful like his Maw 
                          No thank you Ill come up and help myself  Thank you for making me aware

You’re quite alright, Joe; I’m Helen.

he shook her hand A pleasure to make your acquaintance Helen
                                                                      she had nothing to do with Choice  


his butcher chose an excellent top sirloin 

his host grilled the shish kabobs beautifully served them with cold watermelon slices peppered potato salad

they all sat together in the diningroom a casual greencheckered gingham tablecloth over the table two round vintage pebbledglass Anchor Hocking pitchers filled with iced tea were at either end of the table

it was a fine luncheon

when they finished everyone helped clear the table  they seamlessly worked to put up foodstuff in cupboards in the refrigerator rinsed washed dried plates and utensils  then the group returned to their poker game
his host came down to shoot pool with him 


Quite an eclectic gathering Jim

Yes, they’re characters; the majority of them are Carrie’s friends or associates.
                                                                                   his wife Carrie had died four years prior
the pool table was her idea

he spanked her regularly on it

Jim was his friend 
                     Jimbo gotta share this with ya  It was Choice

It’s a choice group.

Definitely Aaron and Claire in particular

Those two are kooks.

Ohmy they were talking to Michael when I walked up on them beside the pool They were all over him lambasting him telling him theyd been noticing he was having trouble hearing conversations  he better get his hearing checked

Jimbo rolled his eyes
                       Aaron and Claire?
Choice huh

he laughed uproariously then covered his mouth Aaron and Claire, really?

Ohyeah

They’re almost deaf; even encumbered with hearing aids they often miss parcels . . maybe choose not to hear, or mute their aids.

Crazy

Oh man, that is choice.

Choice 

1614,  Saturday,  17  7. 21
1254,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  28  7. 21

moron

yacant make this shit up

and for it Pelosis right 
                        “. . moron”

House Minority leader Moron McCarthy followed Republicans who were WAAAHcomplaining about the new Capitol mask mandate which seeks to hopefully staunch the Republican Delta variant of Trump virus

he tweeted (maybe his mouth doesnt work) “Make no mistake – The threat(?) of bringing masks back is not a decision based on science, but a decision conjured up by liberal government officials who want to continue to live in a perpetual pandemic state.”

   conjured?
                had Republicans done the hard science work in 2020 rather than obfuscatingrather than kowtowing to a FAKE PRESIDENT whos single priority was to be re-electedrather than propagating the BIG LIErather than committing to the January 6 insurrection – this fantasised perpetual pandemic state – might have been mitigated 

1424,  Thursday,  29  7. 21

28.7.21

 

Since were on the subject . .

What uh, subject is that?

Yare killin me
              Whawere we just talkin bout

We talked of many things.
                            a poker face without meaning one  bland   expressionless
Ya kiddin me

crickets


Are ya kiddin me  Whadahell were we just talkin bout

As I said, we talked of many thin . .
. . Just now
            he tried not to glare if he didnt succeedfrankly he didnt care Just now Turn back a stinkin page 


Yaneed a hint

I may, I’m not sure what you’re tal . .
. . We were talking about
                          We were talking aboutyare killin mekillin the momentum throwin sand in the works the lubricated spinnin cogs an gears 


Really

I really don’t know to what you’re alluding.

it was a little unnerving
                         was he truly that clueless what preceded . . it wasnt a conversationfast verging on becoming a recrimination anhe preferred to hold those against people he disliked
                                                                         he knew once he said hed reply Ohyeah
Im not hinting Im tellinya wha we were talking about awright

Not a hint?

Since were on the subject . .
                               the subject was oral sex
Oral sex?

Literally Probabilist
                    Really  really

Ohyeah.

he wished he could have laid a bet down
                                       OhYEAH  they fire a neuron for you

I recall now.

Ya killed the spontaneity
                           Let me drag this dead one to its grave bury it in sand marlstone and hacked plant backfill
Tha . .
. . Ya don get to talkya listen mebbe listenin youll recallremember at a later date when Im not around then ya can claim it for yourselfOkay


OKAY

Yes. Okay.

Lets focus the spotlight ORAL SEX 
                                     Woudja rather get head from a woman who waxes eloquently studiously or a woman who mumbles unassured in broken English
 
1650ish,  Saturday,  17  7. 21
1637,  Twosday,  27  7. 21
Marianne Faithfull  Broken English  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czjfOFMFeSY

sextrifecta


its curious

well see words in our minds  distinctly   sharply 

yet they cant make the short trip between our brains to our tongues mouths and lips to be said correctly

a single word deformed  stuttered


he looked at him hopelessly  he repeated it to him several times and even after hearing it pronounced he couldnt say it  to be honest he took sadistic humour in his failing 
No that aint it

No it isn’t, DAMN! I’ve always struggled with it; I wish I knew why. 


I do

You do?

Yes  ofcourse 



You going to say?

I will . . I will  Im relishing the momentyah know  When we recognise the moment  we ought to pause to take it in  relish it . . 
. . At my expense?

Whomevers expense
                     Wouldnt ya agree  agree Im correct

I do, I do . . just not right now, and not at my expenseWHY? It’s killing me, killing me I can’t pronounce it.

Yacant because of your hangup


his face went deadpan expressionless what a quaint canvas to scribble all over 
                                                                                             My hang up?
Soitenly  If it werent for yer hangup itd roll out of your mouth like honey

I’m not following you.

Ya wouldnt yare hungup

What's that that’s hanging me up?

Head  Oral sex

Oral sex?

Yes  Yare OH SO VERY WILLING to receive it but literally  literally   unwilling to give it

You’re full of shit. he sighed dejectedlytried to pull his shoulders back  up

Literally  Literally  Thats how its said  which you literally are unable to process from your brain to your mouth  If you had a woman by the backs of her thighsher legs split wide your mouth just above her pussy  a flick of the tongue like a snake  breathe between her legsyour breath warm  moist  tantalised she weeps with anticipation  you whisper literally literally take her with your mouth literally literally literally workpleasure her lips her clit literally literally literallyliterally your thumb just inside her your index finger knuckle at her anus pressurepressuring her perineum literally literallyliterally kissing sucking her literallyliterallyliterally spear her with your tongue lap her clit pleasure her with pursed lips your nose chin literally literally literally
                                                              shell cum in your face
Guaranteed
               an likely the way you butcher literally youll have her there in half the time
Fuck you.

No thanks Id rather fuck a hergive er hell flip er over blow er mind with a wicked tonguelashing



*      *      *


it was apparenthe could see it coming

Im not happy you maligne . .
. . Stop  I didnt malign you
                             I spoke to the reality that for some reason you cant process brain to mouth and tongue ansay  literally  Maybe a speech therapist can help  they can break down whas hindering you

 No.
     he wasnt buying it 
he wanted his pound of flesh
                                   I don’t think so . . every dog will have his day 


Let Hercules himself do wha he may  the cat will mew an . .

And? 
     What the hell are you talking about?

Im quoting Shakespeare who quoted the line in Hamlet The cat will mew an every dog will have his day

Why you always going esoteric on me?

Esoteric to you trivia to me
                             Youve not read Hamlet 
Hamlet? Why would I?

Thought maybe somewhere in your education you brushed up against Shakespeare

Not that I can recall.

Which you use considerably
                              Do me a favorplease  plead ignorance rather than accuse me of being esoteric

they were contemporaries although he was closer to his forging and had a long memory

 

 

every dog broke out
                     not to be outdone hewas he saw it as a competition  it wasnt 
So . . what do you think of probabilist? he struggled saying it but at least he got it out correctly on his second attempt

he didnt interfere interrupt interject
                                  Yamean probabilist  in line with our prior discussion  literally

Yes. he was preening Yes, don’t you think?

Very good dogs like to be pettedstroked
                                        Anif repeated over and over loosely with rubbery lipsyah  Yah  I could see a woman launched into orbit with an YEOan takin yer ears with her
                                                                           Look at you knockin it out of the park 
I did, didn’t I?

Ya don have to ask  Know it

But I did . .


That was a questionwasnt it

I . . yes.

A question countermands knowing 

Nah
     Do me a favor an exude a little confidence  A loose rubberylipped probabilist probabilistprobabilist probabilist works
Right

Right. 
       If you say.

Dammit You said    

Right.
     he didnt grab it by the hair and drag it back to his cave 



*      *      *     



Since were on the subject . .

What uh, subject is that?

Yare killin me
              Whawere we just talkin bout

We talked of many things.
                            a poker face without meaning one  bland   expressionless
Ya kiddin me

crickets


Are ya kiddin me  Whadahell were we just talkin bout

As I said, we talked of many thin . .
. . Just now
            he tried not to glare if he didnt succeedfrankly he didnt care Just now Turn back a stinkin page 


Yaneed a hint

I may, I’m not sure what you’re tal . .
. . We were talking about
                          We were talking aboutyare killin mekillin the momentum throwin sand in the works the lubricated spinnin cogs an gears 


Really

I really don’t know to what you’re alluding.

it was a little unnerving
                         was he truly that clueless what preceded . . it wasnt a conversationfast verging on becoming a recrimination anhe preferred to hold those against people he disliked
                                                                         he knew once he said hed reply Ohyeah
Im not hinting Im tellinya wha we were talking about awright

Not a hint?

Since were on the subject . .
                               the subject was oral sex
Oral sex?

Literally Probabilist
                    Really  really

Ohyeah.

he wished he could have laid a bet down
                                       OhYEAH  they fire a neuron for you

I recall now.

Ya killed the spontaneity
                           Let me drag this dead one to its grave bury it in sand marlstone and hacked plant backfill
Tha . .
. . Ya don get to talkya listen mebbe listenin youll recallremember at a later date when Im not around then ya can claim it for yourselfOkay


OKAY

Yes. Okay.

Lets focus the spotlight ORAL SEX 
                                     Woudja rather get head from a woman who waxes eloquently studiously or a woman who mumbles unassured in broken English

 
1121,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  28  7. 21

"a hitman sent them"


I would be remiss and negligent if I did not acknowledge the January 6 House Select Committee hearing yesterday

the four police officers who testified were asked in closing by Chairman Bennie Thompson of Mississippi what they wanted the Select Committee to determine  

Sergeant Aquilino Gonell
                         I think in my opinion, we do need to get to the bottom of who incited, who brought those people here. Why did people were made to believe that the process was dragged? Along those lines. But going back to what Hodges said, I had, in my 15 years of service, given thousands of . . . I’ve given tour to thousands of people at the Capitol as an Officer, as a Sergeant, and even in plain clothes uniform. At no point in time did I ever got attack. I don’t know how will you call an attack on Police Officer a tour. When you see me bleeding, my hands, when you see other Officers getting concussion, getting maimed, getting fingers shatter, I got gouged. It’s indescribable. You’re defending the indefensible. . . And it demoralize not just the rank and file, but the future recruits that we are trying to get. So what do you think people considering becoming a law enforcement Officer think when they see elected leaders downplaying this, and why would I risk my life for them when they don’t even care? They don’t care what happened to the public. They don’t care what happened to the Officers. All they care is their job, their position. If they don’t have the courage to put their job on the line, because they want to feed some lies . . . feed somebody’s ego, or a like for a tweet, that’s not putting the country first.

Officer Michael Fanone 
                         . . . A lot of the events of January 6th and the days proceeding, I guess it’s interesting from a law enforcement perspective as a Police Officer, a lot of these events happen in plain sight. We had violent political rhetoric. We had the organization of a rally whose title was Stop the Steal, and that that rally occurred on January 6th, which I don’t believe was a coincidence that on January 6th members of Congress, you here in the room today, were charged with tallying the electoral votes and certifying the election of our President. . . . And in the academy, we learn about time, place and circumstance in investigating potential crimes, and those who may have committed them. And so the time, the place and the circumstances of that rally, that rhetoric and those events to me leads in the direction of our President and other members, not only of Congress and the Senate, but that is what I’m looking for, is an investigation into those actions and activities, which may have resulted in the events of January 6th. And also whether or not there was collaboration between those members, their staff, and these terrorists.

Officer Daniel Hodges
                        I think Fanone hit the nail on the head there. As patrol Officers, we can only deal with the crimes that happen on the streets, the misdemeanors, and occasionally the violent felonies, but you guys are the only ones we’ve got to deal with crimes that occur above us. And I need you guys to address if anyone in power had a role in this, if anyone in power coordinated, were aided or abetted or tried to downplay, tried to prevent the investigation of this terrorist attack, because we can’t do it. We’re not allowed to. And I think a majority of Americans are really looking forward to that as well.

Officer Harry Dunn 
                     There’s been a sentiment that’s going around that says everybody’s trying to make January 6th political. Well, it’s not a secret that it was political. They literally were there to Stop The Steal. So when people say it shouldn’t be political, it is. It was, and it is. There’s no getting around that. Telling the truth shouldn’t be hard. Fighting on January 6th, that was hard. Showing up January 7th, that was hard. The 8th, the 9th, the 10th, all the way till today, that was hard. When the fence came down, that was hard. When we lost our layer of protection that we had, and the fence came down and still nothing has changed. Everything is different, but nothing has changed. . . Liz Cheney and Adam Kinzinger are being lauded as courageous heroes, and while I agree with that notion, why? Because they told the truth? Why is telling the truth hard? I guess in this America, it is. Us four Officers, we would do January 6th all over again. We wouldn’t stay home because we knew it was going to happen. We would show up. That’s courageous, that’s heroic. So what I ask from you all is to get to the bottom of what happened. . . And that includes … I echo the sentiments of all of the other Officers sitting here. I use an analogy to describe what I want is a hitman. If a hitman is hired and he kills somebody, hitman goes to jail, but not only does the hitman go to jail, but the person who hired them does. There was an attack carried out on January 6th, and a hitman sent them. I want you to get to the bottom of that. Thank you.

1501,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  28  7. 21

27.7.21

 

it was apparenthe could see it coming

Im not happy you maligne . .
. . Stop  I didnt malign you
                             I spoke to the reality that for some reason you cant process brain to mouth and tongue ansay  literally  Maybe a speech therapist can help  they can break down whas hindering you

 No.
     he wasnt buying it 
he wanted his pound of flesh
                                   I don’t think so . . every dog will have his day 


Let Hercules himself do wha he may  the cat will mew an . .

And? 
     What the hell are you talking about?

Im quoting Shakespeare who quoted the line in Hamlet The cat will mew an every dog will have his day

Why you always going esoteric on me?

Esoteric to you trivia to me
                             Youve not read Hamlet 
Hamlet? Why would I?

Thought maybe somewhere in your education you brushed up against Shakespeare

Not that I can recall.

Which you use considerably
                              Do me a favorplease  plead ignorance rather than accuse me of being esoteric

they were contemporaries although he was closer to his forging and had a long memory

 

 

every dog broke out
                     not to be outdone hewas he saw it as a competition  it wasnt 
So . . what do you think of probabilist? he struggled saying it but at least he got it out correctly on his second attempt

he didnt interfere interrupt interject
                                  Yamean probabilist  in line with our prior discussion  literally

Yes. he was preening Yes, don’t you think?

Very good dogs like to be pettedstroked
                                        Anif repeated over and over loosely with rubbery lipsyah  Yah  I could see a woman launched into orbit with an YEOW an takin yer ears with her
                                                                           Look at you knockin it out of the park 
I did, didn’t I?

Ya don have to ask  Know it

But I did . .


That was a questionwasnt it

I . . yes.

A question countermands knowing 

Nah
     Do me a favor an exude a little confidence  A loose rubberylipped probabilist probabilistprobabilist probabilist works
Right

Right. 
       If you say.

Dammit You said

Right.
     he didnt grab it by the hair and drag it back to his cave       

8AMish,  Saturday,  24  7. 21
1230,  Twosday,  27  7. 21
The Jimmy Castor Bunch  Troglodyte (Caveman)  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oB8Rx9X3-Pc